Whore-o-ween: Now For Kids!
If it looks like a stripper and costs like a stripper then it’s a stripper.
This Halloween, woman-kind has lowered the bar of decency yet another inch in their eternal quest for gold at the Whore Olympics, by giving their daughters the key to the Halloween Slut closet six years ahead of schedule.
If you haven’t been watching the news, or you haven’t attended any elementary school Halloween parties, let me tell you about the trick or treat you’ve been missing.
Jailbait.
I hereby give MenAreBetterThanWomen.com’s coveted Honorary Man of the Month award to every mom and daughter combination who’ve conspired to put their pre-teen in one of these massively inappropriate outfits this season. Good work, ladies. You are pioneers in feminist ass-busting just like me, Dick Masterson.
All women are prostitutes. They’re not all lady businessmen; they’re not all able to spot the difference between a bounced check and a bar of gold; and they’re not all about to listen to reason for the first time as if they were a broken 70’s television set with wood paneling and a UHF knob that suddenly sprouted Bluetooth.
All women are whores.
That’s what Valentine’s Day is. One day set aside where you can pay your wife 50 dollars for a blow job. It’s cheaper than Christmas.
That’s what alimony is. In both prostitution and divorce, you’re paying the whore to leave. If you’re married, make sure you get your money’s worth before the bill comes. It’ll be the size of your phone number.
That’s what Halloween is. Whoretopia.
I’m sickened each time I hear an ad promoting science and math among little girls. Little girls are stupider than their adult counterparts — way stupider. Now we’re supposed to teach them math just because the radio tells us to? I have a better idea. Why don’t we all just field goal kick footballs into each other’s nuts because the radio tells us to? That’s as pointless as putting a Calculus book in front of a little girl and not expecting three hours of crying and 50 dollars of Toys R Us.
No matter what their age, a woman’s affection is the same cost.
Feminism has been trying to cram the square peg of The Woman into the round hole that is The World for years. And they’ve been doing it with such Herculean tantrums, everyone has adopted their motto.
Women are more than whores.
What the fuck is wrong with a whore?
Some of the greatest whores in human history have been whores. Putting your little girl into one of these obscene costumes isn’t negligent; it’s catapulting her into a life of whoring that is very much a reality for women.
Who knows what pinnacles she’ll reach. She could be a famous actress or a wealthy lady-lawyer. Both careers require tremendous amounts of whoring. She could even be president — or at least make a mockery of an attempt at running. After all, who else but a fucking whore grins like a rictus idiot while their husband fucks a fat pig on national television. That’s what it takes for a woman to become president.
These outrageously over-sexualized costumes are not only illegal to jerk off to, they’re also an SAT prep course for pre-teen girls. Buy your son a chemistry set or a calculator. Don’t waste your daughter’s time. And don’t waste her future on books.
The only thing you do when you cram a square peg into a round hole is shave off the corners. Then you don’t even have a square, you have some kind of fucked, rounded oblong with a Women’s Studies degree and a cunt that hasn’t been cracked open since Thriller. Instead of cramming a square peg into a round hole, why not just chuck it into the sewer.
Happy Whore-o-ween to all the men. And to all the women, fuck off my website.
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Just to make a point about the above sentences. They should really read:
“So I would do exactly the same to her as she would do to me. I would get her a criminal record and put on the sex offenders’ list.”
The way I phrased it makes it look like it is something that has happened to me. Well it hasn’t. Just thought I would point that out before some bitch jumps on it like a dog with a bone.
If a woman did that to me in a public bar in view of anyone do you know what I would do? I would call the police and have her arrested for sexual assault. Here’s why.
If I did it to her then she would scream blue fucking murder, I would probably have to fight 5 men just to get out of the place alive, and then later at home the police would come and arrest me.
So I would do exactly the same to her as she did to me. I would get her a criminal record and put on the sex offenders’ list.
Watch it, girls, cos this fucking worm has turned!! You want equal rights? You got ‘em!! You can get hauled off by the cops and labelled a pervert too.
@Wolfe… I love it. However in the interest of fun, allow me to nitpick something you said solely to make a point which I’ve no doubt you will at least partially agree on. Shazam:
America poses a lot of ideas on as many people as (it) possibly can. America is comprised of many, many, many things that hit on all parts of the “good or bad” spectrum.
However, the “good” things never go anywhere, because they rarely make money. Oil companies, fast food resturants, MTV, insurance and bank companies… a few examples of the “bad” things. Not only do they impose themselves on the US denizens (and consequently the world) with reckless abandon, they are encouraged to.
One way that the US imposes itself upon the world is some bullshit mouthfart that sounds like “equality.” Jesus didn’t make all things equal. Fararri’s will always run faster than pintos, for example. America however, will tell you that because your beat up, broken down pinto can’t go more than 30mph with a strong wind, ALL Fararri’s must be mechanically governed to run no more than 26mph.
26mph, because this makes the pinto’s “feel better” about themselves.
Men > Women.
Just be smart gents, throw the cash to a Penthouse grade Hooker, and go to town for a couple of good hours.
What you get from a whore:
Many nuts, like a squirrel.
Less bitching, after all, she will be fucking, not whining (well, maybe on you…..smaller guys, I am fine there!)
Anal……..unless you are me, and they call you Donkey. GFE friends, G_F_E
The chance to Pimp Hand a bitch out the door. (The, “I am done cunt, get out”)
What you don’t get:
Bills with someone else’s first name, and YOUR last name.
Snot-nosed shithead kids.
Her parents, her vagina, her money.
A hangover from the bar you went to, and wasted roughly the same amount of money I did, but I actually got laid. (This is also applies to marriage, the “Ransom”)
Golden Pussy Syndrome
Awful sex with an illiterate young woman with Zero fuck skills. After all, she is just like a prisoner, she only lays there and takes it (like a man!)
Sexual Assualt? Only if I kick her ass out of the motel room without paying………..
@RobC as others have pointed out, Halloween originated in the British Isles. Specifically with the Celts — the Scots and Irish, who carried the tradition of Samhain across the pond.
America doesn’t impose ideas on anyone. Take them, reject them. We don’t care. Many of them should be rejected. For whatever reason, American culture seems to be something that people demand. I’ve got no clue why.
But the whole thrust of your argument is to ignore the demand side of the equation. Maybe British people didn’t like 4 fairly decent channels of TV and wanted 800 channels of crap TV (for example). That certainly wasn’t forced on them by America.
@Savant:
It’s called sexual assault. Given the right bar, it could even be a felony for her. Choose your bar carefully.
-wolfe
HAHAHAHA!
I remember in 6th grade the girls were explicitly told on Oct 30th NOT to dress up as whores. Some even remembered.
I understand your point of view but you’re still 150 bucks off for something you could have done yourself :) All i saying is in my opinion there is no reason to complain about women if every time they pull out their whore moves, men are around to validate them, give the attention.. and then go, what a whore ! In that case, i guess every one is the other’s whore…
Manly. That is attitude . To fuck with political correctness.
The American double standard.
Touching a woman against her wishes can be sexual assault, and “forcing yourself” on a woman is rape. Yet women are allowed to dress like whores and pervert themselves around in any fashion that suits them at the moment.
Child porn is against the law, as is pedophiling. Yet, I can promise you that thousands if not millions of mentally-unsat men are jerking off right now to “little miss chamber-maid” and “pirate wench”. If America purports the idea of sexual deviancy being an ACTUAL crime, why do they make no moves to prevent it? I do believe prevention is half the battle.
Kind of like pre-pregnancy exorcisms. That way, you will get a baby boy for sure. If it doesn’t turn the woman into a pillar of salt. Anyways, here’s another thing that really pisses me the fuck off:
If a woman sits on my lap in a bar and grabs my junk, that really pisses me the fuck off.
(1) I’m drinking. I go to a bar to drink. Don’t bother me when I’m drinking.
(2) That’s my junk. If I want you to touch it, I’ll tell you.
(3) Sitting on me and manhandling my nethers means you made the assumption that I find you attractive, and will enjoy what you are doing.
This is not the case. If I find you attractive enough to fuck, I will. If I don’t talk to you, you can assume that I do NOT find you attractive. Yet, when I tell women to “piss off”, they immediatly tell me that I’m “not a man”, or “have no balls”, or inform me “I must be gay”.
Women + sexual assault = fine and dandy.
Men + sexual assault = jail time.
I don’t get problems here as I sit with a box of eggs myself. Any little brat throws one at my property gets one right back at ‘em. I don’t hit the kid, I usually aim for the parent with them. I don’t need a shotgun; they know not to fuck with me.
those pictures are asking the girl to get abducted by a pedophile
Uli, how do you think a whore wins? It’s a service like a plumber or a carpenter. They don’t win because they fixed your toilet for 150 bucks.
-Dick
Yea they let out their inner whore and men let out their inner can’t fight the whore cause of under influence of alcohol.. So i guess the whore still wins?
And there is nothing wrong with that. I would have just preferred it if you had kept it on YOUR side of the Atlantic. You know how toffee-nosed we Brits are. We shun beggars in the street but to get the fuckers at the front door really pisses us off.
@Rob,
I see your point about the beggars- rather unmanly. I usually offer them Broccoli. I realize that guns are illegal in UK but when I went down to Westminister Abbey/Parliment building the morning after the June 07 nightclub bombings (to show the terrorist cowards they won’t get their way) the police had machine guns out front. Legalize machine guns or shotguns and your egg throwing will disappear for a wide swatch around your residence ( I know mine has). Finding solutions- that is Americana!(or Germanic)
And there is nothing wrong with that. I would have just preferred it if you had kept it on YOUR side of the Atlantic. You know how toffee-nosed we Brits are. We shun beggars in the street but to get the fuckers at the front door really pisses us off.
And that is called hitting the nail on the head. Well done.
Hey, it didn’t originate here. We just commercialized it.
Gotta love the good ol’ US of A. If a profit can be squeezed out of it, we’ll be the ones to do it.
As for Whore-o-ween, women just look for excuses to whore it up.
All those single mothers past their expiration date are living vicariously through their pre-teen daughters. Sick
Sorry, I hate Halloween. The trick or treat bullshit has now made its way across the atlantic into the UK. It’s a fucking stupid american idea (sorry America) and all it does is teach kids to demand money with menaces. “Give me sweets (money) or I’ll throw eggs at your house (kill you).”
Now it looks like Halloween is time to prepare the young girls for whoredom. Sometimes America pisses me off big time. There are a lot of good things that have come from Uncle Sam but there are just as many that I wish you’d kept on your side of the Pond. Halloween is just one. I could name a few more.
That’s why men invented the $35 cover charge.
-Dick
Uli you said it used to be ugly and scary… it is ugly and scary! Last Friday in NYC we must have seen more than six french maids between 57th & 52nd on 8 Ave. They were all fat and ugly and the last one had black make up running down her face with the rain. 5 shots later I couldn’t get that scary sight out of my mind