Whore-o-ween: Now For Kids!
If it looks like a stripper and costs like a stripper then it’s a stripper.
This Halloween, woman-kind has lowered the bar of decency yet another inch in their eternal quest for gold at the Whore Olympics, by giving their daughters the key to the Halloween Slut closet six years ahead of schedule.
If you haven’t been watching the news, or you haven’t attended any elementary school Halloween parties, let me tell you about the trick or treat you’ve been missing.
Jailbait.
I hereby give MenAreBetterThanWomen.com’s coveted Honorary Man of the Month award to every mom and daughter combination who’ve conspired to put their pre-teen in one of these massively inappropriate outfits this season. Good work, ladies. You are pioneers in feminist ass-busting just like me, Dick Masterson.
All women are prostitutes. They’re not all lady businessmen; they’re not all able to spot the difference between a bounced check and a bar of gold; and they’re not all about to listen to reason for the first time as if they were a broken 70’s television set with wood paneling and a UHF knob that suddenly sprouted Bluetooth.
All women are whores.
That’s what Valentine’s Day is. One day set aside where you can pay your wife 50 dollars for a blow job. It’s cheaper than Christmas.
That’s what alimony is. In both prostitution and divorce, you’re paying the whore to leave. If you’re married, make sure you get your money’s worth before the bill comes. It’ll be the size of your phone number.
That’s what Halloween is. Whoretopia.
I’m sickened each time I hear an ad promoting science and math among little girls. Little girls are stupider than their adult counterparts — way stupider. Now we’re supposed to teach them math just because the radio tells us to? I have a better idea. Why don’t we all just field goal kick footballs into each other’s nuts because the radio tells us to? That’s as pointless as putting a Calculus book in front of a little girl and not expecting three hours of crying and 50 dollars of Toys R Us.
No matter what their age, a woman’s affection is the same cost.
Feminism has been trying to cram the square peg of The Woman into the round hole that is The World for years. And they’ve been doing it with such Herculean tantrums, everyone has adopted their motto.
Women are more than whores.
What the fuck is wrong with a whore?
Some of the greatest whores in human history have been whores. Putting your little girl into one of these obscene costumes isn’t negligent; it’s catapulting her into a life of whoring that is very much a reality for women.
Who knows what pinnacles she’ll reach. She could be a famous actress or a wealthy lady-lawyer. Both careers require tremendous amounts of whoring. She could even be president — or at least make a mockery of an attempt at running. After all, who else but a fucking whore grins like a rictus idiot while their husband fucks a fat pig on national television. That’s what it takes for a woman to become president.
These outrageously over-sexualized costumes are not only illegal to jerk off to, they’re also an SAT prep course for pre-teen girls. Buy your son a chemistry set or a calculator. Don’t waste your daughter’s time. And don’t waste her future on books.
The only thing you do when you cram a square peg into a round hole is shave off the corners. Then you don’t even have a square, you have some kind of fucked, rounded oblong with a Women’s Studies degree and a cunt that hasn’t been cracked open since Thriller. Instead of cramming a square peg into a round hole, why not just chuck it into the sewer.
Happy Whore-o-ween to all the men. And to all the women, fuck off my website.
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November 7th, 2007 at 11:10 am - IP Man-Hash: d9842b7abebdc
The idea of someone who believes in a god knocking someone else’s understanding of science is just funny to me. Don’t get me wrong. I’m not saying Clair isn’t an idiot. She is.
It’s even funnier to me how many of you retards take this seriously. This site is satire, you dumbasses. Get cancer.
November 7th, 2007 at 11:22 am - IP Man-Hash: 0264d76590fb0
Manpoints all around gentlemen. We didn’t really need any help to validate the fact that men are better than women but the women posting here sure are helping.
I would give them manpoints but they would squander it on fake tits anyway.
November 7th, 2007 at 5:06 pm - IP Man-Hash: 1cce070239425
I can take it as serious as I want to take it, who are you to tell me otherwise.
*D3C*
November 7th, 2007 at 9:18 pm - IP Man-Hash: 7391fd489c60f
I don’t know why so many people would come on here and argue. Who really wants a MAN? There is a man and a gentleman. The difference; a man will describe anatomy and a gentleman will describe a quality. If you look at alot of these posts there are many comment about anatomy.
As far as the comments about a women cheating, there are alot of men who cheat also. When a women goes out a gentleman usual does pay. Not that the women wants him too but because his mother raised him to be a gentleman.
Women do things that are wrong all the time but so do men. There are many men out there that are great people and there are many men who are cheaters, liers, moochers/gold diggers etc. There are also so women out there who have bad qualitys and no morals. It all goes back to how you were raised.
November 7th, 2007 at 9:25 pm - IP Man-Hash: 962605e2139e6
This is all fine and dandy but our current legal, education and occupational system favors those with a vagina so even if misdeeds are done in a 50/50 manner, its the man usually who pays with less educational opportunities, lack of reproduction rights, more jail time for the same crime, harsher realities with respect to health care, and less overall sympathy for not being able to financially survive.
If you actually researched what Dick is saying maybe you would not look the fool?
November 7th, 2007 at 10:16 pm - IP Man-Hash: 7391fd489c60f
I know what Dick is saying and he is judging all women based on the actions of some not all women. As far as different system favoring women, that is so not the case. I know that from first hand. Honestly, if you researched you would realize that women are not favored. Well atleast not in Canada. So maybe it’s your state or country that is failing you. And even if women are favored how is that a womens fault? If you have a judge who is male and they give a women a less sentance then a man wouldn’t it be the judge you would have the issues with. It would be like me making a comment about all men because my boyfriend cheated on me, or he divorsed me and now I have to pay alimony. My point is how can all women be classified as whores because of the actions of some women. Like I said before men and women have an equal amount of flaws. The only difference is women pick up and move on when a man screws up. We don’t make website and complain about men. There were comments about women getting paid for sex and being prostitudes. well did anyone ever here of a male prostitude? Did anyone ever hear of a women paying alimony? There is no logic behind the comments being made. Everything that you’s are accusing women of doing men do the same thing. So would it be right to say all men are whores? I think not! There is no justifying the behavior that Dick presents.
November 7th, 2007 at 11:17 pm - IP Man-Hash: d529b8519be0b
Yeah, us men hook up with chicks for their money all the time. Wake up to yourself.
*D3C*
November 8th, 2007 at 12:07 am - IP Man-Hash: 90e246a2b8264
November 8th, 2007 at 8:50 am - IP Man-Hash: 7391fd489c60f
Well maybe personaly yourself you don’t go with women for their money just like not all women are whores. Like I said it is easy to judge a whole group based on the actions of a select few. I myself know of guys who have hooked up with women for their money. I know men who sit home and their wife goes to work and supports the house. So it would not be correct for you to say men do not go with women for their money. Just because you don’t do it doesn not men their is not a man in the world that does not do it. For every comment on this website against womens actions I could name a man who has taken the same actions.
P.S.
Maybe thats the problem all you “men” have you’s go with “Chicks” instead of women!
November 8th, 2007 at 9:14 am - IP Man-Hash: 0264d76590fb0
more of a man then most (speculative): Of course there is a fine line between what we are saying here and what the reality of the situation is. Unless we are “shock” oriented, nobody cares though.
Getting people like you to come here and discuss the issue is step 1 in seeing that there is inequality in the system. You may say that there isn’t in Canada but I sincerely hope you never get on the wrong end of that gun my man…if you are a man. Your circular and redundant thinking style leads me to believe that you are a female trying to get approval by masquerading as a man. Its hard to hide your apparent lack of cognitive reasoning, just what you hear on TV or magazines as a mimic, which is a very female trait.
November 8th, 2007 at 9:54 am - IP Man-Hash: 7391fd489c60f
I am a female and I don’t need approval for anything. I have been in the court of law for asulting a male twice. Once I was charged and now have a record because of it. The second time I was charged because I was thrown down a stairs by my ex and spit on and I swang at him after warning him to let me go. I was the one charged with asult and he was never charged with anything. My ex held a gun to my head and threathened to kill me and hide my body and guess what he has no record because they let him off, but yea your right women are favored. That would explain why I have a record for defending myself and the 2 men who abused me have no record.
November 8th, 2007 at 10:40 am - IP Man-Hash: 0264d76590fb0
You are obviously lying or aren’t taking your meds. Unless the man is bleeding profusely they generally arrest him. Either that or you are one butt ugly whore.
November 8th, 2007 at 1:20 pm - IP Man-Hash: 7391fd489c60f
well i’m not lying it happened to me. Like I said in Canada the law does not favor women in any way at all. As far as me being ugly I am far from ugly. It proves no matter what evidence is brought forward to prove your comments are incorrect you don’t care. You want to believe what you want even when you are incorrect. Everyone is entitled to their own opinion but don’t knock someone because they prove your opinion is incorrect. I will not start name calling because that is just being judgemental especialy when you do not know the person, but I guess thats how the women in you life (mother) taught you how to treat others. I know as a mother I teach my children to respect people and not make judgement. I guess your mother did not teach you those morals!
November 8th, 2007 at 4:14 pm - IP Man-Hash: f739979ca5eb7
So you are the exception to the rule. That doesn’t mean the rule doesn’t exist. Canada is more biased in favor of women than the US. Do some serious research.
You teach your children to respect people by assaulting your boyfriend!? Good example you make.
You have no business trying to say what a real man is; you aren’t one, you’ll never know what it is to be one.
November 8th, 2007 at 4:45 pm - IP Man-Hash: f68191fe56ea6
Damn straight it was the best example. This woman sounds like a good role model. She was obviously the underdog, (I’m assuming she was smaller then her boyfriends) but she fought the fight. She showed her children that if someone is giving you shit, don’t sit there and take it. Doesn’t matter if you lose, you fought.
It’s obvious you aint a real man, she just gave a real battlers story but coz she doesn’t have penis you discredited it. Grow the fuck up. You know, I’ve said I don’t think MansVoice is a man yet, but he’s proved to be more of a man to you. I saw him give respect to a chicks comment, because it contained what he thought was worthy of respect, regardless if someone with ovaries wrote it.
November 8th, 2007 at 4:47 pm - IP Man-Hash: f68191fe56ea6
Typo** Isn’t a man yet. But compared to you he is.
November 8th, 2007 at 6:43 pm - IP Man-Hash: 5fffa8d7a1564
Thats right I teach my children to respect people. I teach my chrildren not to let people beat on you. My children are taught not to take shit from people. They are also taught you have to give respect to get respect.
As far as not knowing what a real man is; I do have a father in my life who is a real man. Without a women you would not be here!!!
November 8th, 2007 at 6:48 pm - IP Man-Hash: 6280e987de241
Gold Jerry! Seriously though, get some help. You are coming on a website that makes fun of how women take themselves and how they can never compete evenly with men without some kind of hand out and preach violence to your children “cuz you don’ take no shit”. You really are a riot and if it weren’t so sad, it would be damn funny. Never mind, its funny.
November 8th, 2007 at 7:17 pm - IP Man-Hash: 5fffa8d7a1564
and what do you teach your kids? Let me guess to judge, sterotype, and make ignorant comments..lol..I do not teach my children violence at all. Just because you stand up for yourself does not mean you have to be violent, but if someone is beating on you do you teach your children to stand there and take it? I think not. It is called defending yourself. I am a good role model to my children. If I wasn’t a good role model I wouldn’t have full custody of my children. oh let me guess I have custody because I was favored as a women. Let me tell you that if you teach/taught your child the same views that you show on this website you would lose your children. if anything is funny it is the behavior that is coming from grown men on this website.
November 8th, 2007 at 7:52 pm - IP Man-Hash: 1a3492afbb850
What I think is more amusing is your absolute piss poor choice in men. Off you go getting pregnant to some psycho then you let your children see the both of you engage in physical violence. Neither of you deserve custody, because you are as dumb as one another.
*D3C*