Who’s Walking Who?
Women should not be allowed to walk down the street without a leash.
Every man knows what’s important in everything. It’s a little thing called fundamentals. For example, the fundamental skill of walking down the fucking street. Men know that’s important.
I was in San Diego this weekend for a meeting and I guess there was some kind of sports costume party at the hotel I was at. The reason I think this is because there were a bunch of women there dressed up as athletes. When I saw “dressed up” as athletes that’s exactly what I mean. In no way could they be mistaken for actual athletes as they were each a minimum of thirty pounds overweight.
You do the math. Unless you’re Babe Ruth, Tony Gwynn, or any American football player, exceeding two miles an hour while exceeding the stress levels of your Lane Bryant’s by ten pounds equals a heart attack.
I was walking up to the hotel with my luggage and who should come barreling down on me but two of the most flagrant abuses of the term athlete that I have ever seen. I believe they were each chowing down on a bear claw, however, that may have been an optical illusion. Women are great at optical illusions. That’s why they have makeup, to give men the illusion that they’re worth a damn. When two women share the collective weight of three or four women, my man-mind can’t help but fill in the blanks.
What happened next was that neither of the heifers moved out of the way. As a man, you know exactly what I’m talking about. The process of falling into a single file line when one has to share a lane with oncoming traffic. Of course women don’t have any such instinct.
Afraid that I would contract fatness on contact, I stepped into the grass and let the two big shit barges pass like I was some kind of sexy speedboat. As I was frowning and hoping it had been at least a day since they had watered the lawn, I came up with this theory:
Women should not be allowed to walk down the street without a leash.
What’s the fucking downside? None. Frankly I think women would embrace it. Just like they embrace everything a man tells them to do. It’s just like how women pretend to be even stupider and more useless than they actually are to attract men. Have a bitch slap a leash on herself and you’re talking hot summer fashion.
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February 20th, 2006 at 6:28 pm - IP Man-Hash: db96267422272
Lol me a fleemale. I know I’m sexy but not a man magnet. lmao….. I’m just saying its funny how you make fun of each other and your jokes too. And just for a fact I’m a guy and that dingling down there in my pants proves it.
February 20th, 2006 at 6:38 pm - IP Man-Hash: db96267422272
“Quote” Keep up your efforts oman its free comedy here. I not try to be against us guys its just funny thats all. And yes women are fat cow if not for chemicals and diet pills. But uh… ….lets seee what I can say… …not much when your 14. And yeah that joke about the Dick coming after the bush for president on the “Why women hate sex” page I think was funny and like i said before not trying to be rude to us guys really. Also its funny how women act so mature and yet there just competing with us. But yeah this website cools me off if I’m pissed off at women. Just for a question what would this planet be like if all women were prositudes(think thats how you spell it)?
P.S. plz Answer previous question.
February 20th, 2006 at 7:04 pm - IP Man-Hash: 530a57c708864
Then stop behaving like one.
February 20th, 2006 at 7:13 pm - IP Man-Hash: db96267422272
Holy crap I am. I wonder if women have a deisea (crap i cant spell it but wat ever) that interfers with a males brain turning him into a female, creating gay people. hehe lol… sry guys i’m just having alittle fun. But damn I am becoming a little more sensitive each time i get near a women or it just could be an erection (if shes hot).
February 20th, 2006 at 7:17 pm - IP Man-Hash: 5475964f1d333
ROFL. I agree.
February 20th, 2006 at 7:38 pm - IP Man-Hash: db96267422272
testostrum is the fact and is what make us stronger than you women. And don’t women use steriods to beef themselves up and make them think that there at the top of the world. The comedy is dove also. why the hell would they make us waste are good hard earned cash so you could look better and how high esteem. i just think its a plain fake. just to make you give them money and improve their stock market. face it it stupid. And you misunderstood my concept. “This is plain comedy and But keep it up it’s just getting good” where the jokes that you threw back and forth at each other and the”testostrum and steriod stuff” was a basic fact you need to face to understand that males are stronger than females. Also the government agrees, by hitting a women and you get charged or somthin like that. So get out of your dream world where men are slaves and just realize the truth. I’m not trying to impose to much. Instead I want you to realize your going to have a incredibly hard time convincing us that you are better what we know about you.
P.S. I know I had a spelling mistake in there but owell I’m sure you females know where to find it. Probably.
February 20th, 2006 at 7:45 pm - IP Man-Hash: 5475964f1d333
it’s just too easy.
February 21st, 2006 at 6:17 am - IP Man-Hash: 281c250662a27
Klapsis, The real comedy is your attempts to post on this site. Your diction and grammar are laughable. If you truly are 14, I would suggest refraining from entering this site until you are a little older and better able to comprehend, not to mention, mature and educated enough to participate in an intelligent fashion. “Testostrum” is testosterone, you twit.
February 21st, 2006 at 1:52 pm - IP Man-Hash: db96267422272
O my grammer is better. but it suck when i type fast bacause im always in a hurry
February 21st, 2006 at 1:59 pm - IP Man-Hash: db96267422272
Twit is a funny word. >:( except when people say that about me and yes my health subject sucks and I might not pay attention because it bores. But that doesn’t mean you can call me twit. It just boring thats all. intelligent fashion? is that some kind of clothing. AND STILL NO ONE ANSWERED ANY OF MY QUESTIONS!
February 21st, 2006 at 2:01 pm - IP Man-Hash: db96267422272
P.S. I believe you spelt dictionary worng “Diction” and no, If it a sort way of saying dictionary then sry I didn’t.
February 21st, 2006 at 2:09 pm - IP Man-Hash: 023b86367d04e
Your diction is simply your choice of words. You choose badly.
February 21st, 2006 at 11:12 pm - IP Man-Hash: 76cebfba7c181
Klapsis, the educational system is cheating you. They are easily robbing you of the better part of a million dollars in future earnings. That’s most unfortunate.
Either that, or your sense of self-esteem is slightly inflated relative to your intellect. Or both.
-wolfe
February 22nd, 2006 at 5:43 am - IP Man-Hash: 281c250662a27
Klapsis,
You might want to use that dictionary for more than a drink coaster, you twit.
February 23rd, 2006 at 3:47 pm - IP Man-Hash: db96267422272
I really don’t what your trying to get me.
February 23rd, 2006 at 3:48 pm - IP Man-Hash: db96267422272
February 23rd, 2006 at 10:03 pm - IP Man-Hash: 76cebfba7c181
Klapsis: Just to be clear the “Same with you. I have no idea what your saying and prbably if I did I wouldn’t care. So go suck a fat dick.” comes from you, even though you’ve signed it with my signature.
I’ll be clearer, and stick to words of a syllable or two. No insult intended. The way you write is the way people who haven’t seen you judge you. It may be unfair, but that’s the way it is.
When you use made-up words like “deisea” (what did you mean by that?) and attack others for using words like “diction”, you end up making yourself look foolish.
Now, if you don’t want a job where you use words, no problem.
But the best jobs, that allow you to make the most money, use words and math.
Again, that may not be fair, but that’s the way it is.
Say school’s boring you. You want to be a plumber or an electrician or a mechanic. Those are good jobs, and they don’t require a lot of writing, spelling or any of that stuff. But… if you want to make even more money, you want to be a plumber/electrician/mechanic that owns his own business and has other plumbers, electricians, and mechanics working for him.
To do that, you need to communicate in writing, and you need enough math to understand accounting so that people don’t cheat you.
The difference in what you can likely make, knowing a bit of math, and how to communicate properly is at least a million dollars over your life.
So the question is: do you want to accept having a million dollars taken from you, by being taught poorly? Or do you want to say F- that… I want to learn so I can earn.
That’s all I was saying.
Regards,
-wolfe
P.S. Don’t count on getting away with that shit about sucking dicks again. Make your choice.
February 24th, 2006 at 6:27 am - IP Man-Hash: 281c250662a27
Thank you wolfe. That was my point. Coming on to this site, calling members here foolish for their point of view, but doing so with poor spelling and wording (grammar and diction) really draws attention to one’s self. And I, for one, am not above pointing out mistakes.
December 5th, 2007 at 1:07 pm - IP Man-Hash: e24370fe2bb3c
Oh wow.
That is one of your most insulting posts.
So what? They didn’t move out of they way.
That is no reason for every woman to be put on a leash.
April 6th, 2008 at 8:56 pm - IP Man-Hash: 6656fdd0cecf5
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Thank you very much.