Who’s Walking Who?
Women should not be allowed to walk down the street without a leash.
Every man knows what’s important in everything. It’s a little thing called fundamentals. For example, the fundamental skill of walking down the fucking street. Men know that’s important.
I was in San Diego this weekend for a meeting and I guess there was some kind of sports costume party at the hotel I was at. The reason I think this is because there were a bunch of women there dressed up as athletes. When I saw “dressed up” as athletes that’s exactly what I mean. In no way could they be mistaken for actual athletes as they were each a minimum of thirty pounds overweight.
You do the math. Unless you’re Babe Ruth, Tony Gwynn, or any American football player, exceeding two miles an hour while exceeding the stress levels of your Lane Bryant’s by ten pounds equals a heart attack.
I was walking up to the hotel with my luggage and who should come barreling down on me but two of the most flagrant abuses of the term athlete that I have ever seen. I believe they were each chowing down on a bear claw, however, that may have been an optical illusion. Women are great at optical illusions. That’s why they have makeup, to give men the illusion that they’re worth a damn. When two women share the collective weight of three or four women, my man-mind can’t help but fill in the blanks.
What happened next was that neither of the heifers moved out of the way. As a man, you know exactly what I’m talking about. The process of falling into a single file line when one has to share a lane with oncoming traffic. Of course women don’t have any such instinct.
Afraid that I would contract fatness on contact, I stepped into the grass and let the two big shit barges pass like I was some kind of sexy speedboat. As I was frowning and hoping it had been at least a day since they had watered the lawn, I came up with this theory:
Women should not be allowed to walk down the street without a leash.
What’s the fucking downside? None. Frankly I think women would embrace it. Just like they embrace everything a man tells them to do. It’s just like how women pretend to be even stupider and more useless than they actually are to attract men. Have a bitch slap a leash on herself and you’re talking hot summer fashion.
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woow a bit harch… but then again its Dick Masterson… he knows what hes saying…
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Thank you very much.
Oh wow.
That is one of your most insulting posts.
So what? They didn’t move out of they way.
That is no reason for every woman to be put on a leash.
Yes, it is, as a matter of fact. If you pigs can’t be taught how to walk down a goddamn sidewalk properly, then some additional level of instruction is clearly needed. Women have no concept of simple traffic flow. I’ll forego their automotive fuckups as that is an Encyclopedia Clusterfuckia unto itself.
I submit, gentlemen, and ladies who’ve been told to fuck right off but can’t resist male attention, have you encountered a store entrance with two doors, both of which swing outward? Sure you have; they have them at gas stations and I’ll be damned if the woman you may have had the misfortune to be carting around went in to pay for the gas.
On your way in (or out) you’ve seen a woman on the other side of the glass door cumming in the opposite direction. That wasn’t a typo. She is about to make a fucking mess of a simple task in much the same manner as cranking your load all over your girlfriend’s face when she’s trying to talk to her mom on the phone is a simple, but grandiose and hilarious stunt.
As you approach the door to the right (not only because that’s the correct side to pass on in the U.S., but also because we men are always right) she will move to pass through the opening door. Or, on a rare occasion, she’ll wait till you’ve pass through the door, then dodge past you to use the closing door to enter/exit. I’m not being culturally insensitive here; I’m sure the men from countries where passing to the left is customary encounter women just as adroit at fucking up this simplest of situations.
Doesn’t seem like such a big deal until we remember THERE’S A SECOND DOOR FOR YOUR USE RIGHT NEXT TO THE ONE I’M ALREADY USING! Women behave like horses with blinders when no one is paying attention to them. The difference is that horses can pull wagons of delicious beer, or various other useful implements. Women can see a cutesy pair of shoes a fucking mile away, but I’ll be fucked if they bother themselves to notice an eight foot tall glass and steel object a mere six inches away from making them look like a clusterfuck in sweatpants that shouldn’t be worn out in public because they’re not cute, but fucking disgusting.
I’ll tell you what, bitch: You pull a wagon of ice cold wagon of Newcastle into my driveway, and I’ll look the other way when your dizzy ass clumsily darts and/or shoves its resemblance to cottage cheese through my door. Otherwise, quit getting so goddamned pissy when, by virtue that I opened this door and I intend to use it, your oblivious behavior costs you a few teeth – Short of a leash, that’s the only way whimmin learn anything.
Thank you wolfe. That was my point. Coming on to this site, calling members here foolish for their point of view, but doing so with poor spelling and wording (grammar and diction) really draws attention to one’s self. And I, for one, am not above pointing out mistakes.
Klapsis: Just to be clear the “Same with you. I have no idea what your saying and prbably if I did I wouldn’t care. So go suck a fat dick.” comes from you, even though you’ve signed it with my signature.
I’ll be clearer, and stick to words of a syllable or two. No insult intended. The way you write is the way people who haven’t seen you judge you. It may be unfair, but that’s the way it is.
When you use made-up words like “deisea” (what did you mean by that?) and attack others for using words like “diction”, you end up making yourself look foolish.
Now, if you don’t want a job where you use words, no problem.
But the best jobs, that allow you to make the most money, use words and math.
Again, that may not be fair, but that’s the way it is.
Say school’s boring you. You want to be a plumber or an electrician or a mechanic. Those are good jobs, and they don’t require a lot of writing, spelling or any of that stuff. But… if you want to make even more money, you want to be a plumber/electrician/mechanic that owns his own business and has other plumbers, electricians, and mechanics working for him.
To do that, you need to communicate in writing, and you need enough math to understand accounting so that people don’t cheat you.
The difference in what you can likely make, knowing a bit of math, and how to communicate properly is at least a million dollars over your life.
So the question is: do you want to accept having a million dollars taken from you, by being taught poorly? Or do you want to say F- that… I want to learn so I can earn.
That’s all I was saying.
Regards,
-wolfe
P.S. Don’t count on getting away with that shit about sucking dicks again. Make your choice.
I really don’t what your trying to get me.
Klapsis,
You might want to use that dictionary for more than a drink coaster, you twit.
Klapsis, the educational system is cheating you. They are easily robbing you of the better part of a million dollars in future earnings. That’s most unfortunate.
Either that, or your sense of self-esteem is slightly inflated relative to your intellect. Or both.
-wolfe
Your diction is simply your choice of words. You choose badly.
P.S. I believe you spelt dictionary worng “Diction” and no, If it a sort way of saying dictionary then sry I didn’t.
Twit is a funny word. >:( except when people say that about me and yes my health subject sucks and I might not pay attention because it bores. But that doesn’t mean you can call me twit. It just boring thats all. intelligent fashion? is that some kind of clothing. AND STILL NO ONE ANSWERED ANY OF MY QUESTIONS!
O my grammer is better. but it suck when i type fast bacause im always in a hurry
Klapsis, The real comedy is your attempts to post on this site. Your diction and grammar are laughable. If you truly are 14, I would suggest refraining from entering this site until you are a little older and better able to comprehend, not to mention, mature and educated enough to participate in an intelligent fashion. “Testostrum” is testosterone, you twit.
it’s just too easy.
testostrum is the fact and is what make us stronger than you women. And don’t women use steriods to beef themselves up and make them think that there at the top of the world. The comedy is dove also. why the hell would they make us waste are good hard earned cash so you could look better and how high esteem. i just think its a plain fake. just to make you give them money and improve their stock market. face it it stupid. And you misunderstood my concept. “This is plain comedy and But keep it up it’s just getting good” where the jokes that you threw back and forth at each other and the”testostrum and steriod stuff” was a basic fact you need to face to understand that males are stronger than females. Also the government agrees, by hitting a women and you get charged or somthin like that. So get out of your dream world where men are slaves and just realize the truth. I’m not trying to impose to much. Instead I want you to realize your going to have a incredibly hard time convincing us that you are better what we know about you.
P.S. I know I had a spelling mistake in there but owell I’m sure you females know where to find it. Probably.
ROFL. I agree.
Holy crap I am. I wonder if women have a deisea (crap i cant spell it but wat ever) that interfers with a males brain turning him into a female, creating gay people. hehe lol… sry guys i’m just having alittle fun. But damn I am becoming a little more sensitive each time i get near a women or it just could be an erection (if shes hot).
Then stop behaving like one.