Ask Dick: Why is Prostitution Illegal?
The following question was sent to me by a reader Erik.
Here in America prostitution is illegal, yet pornography is completely okay so long as all participants are eighteen and over. This is what confuses me: Is pornography (that is to say, intercourse between two parties) not the same as prostitution?
Why is prostitution illegal?
Good question, Erik. Now prepare your mind for a mantomic explosion of answer.
Prostitution is illegal because women hate the fuck out of each other.
Men love women. I’m a man and I love women so much I would have sex with all of them if I could. Even the fat ones.
Fat women are like dessert trolleys. They’re stuffed with desserts and they’re no good in the sack.
Let’s look at the facts.
Men give women free cars and free money so women can drive to the mall and blow that free money on useless bullshit. That’s nice of us. Men also built strip clubs and Hooters so women can easily put themselves through medical school. Again, quite nice of us. Do you know how much money strippers make every night for doing almost nothing? Like two grand. That’s just more good old benevolent men footing the tab at the foot of the stage. Men are like fire hoses of altruism. It doesn’t matter if you’ve got the window closed, we’re busting it the fuck down with generosity. Clean yourself up.
That’s where prostitution comes in. Men invented prostitution so no woman anywhere would ever have a single problem in her life.
Unless you call too much sex a problem!
Women’s magazines, women’s financial manuals (which include such gems as: be more confident when asking for a raise. While you’re at it, grow a penis, honey jugs. That’s about as likely as a woman growing a backbone), and women’s fitness classes, are all full of lady-problems solved very easily by man’s first invention: prostitution.
Prostitution is the only way in the world you can get free money. You don’t even have to stand in line like you do for welfare. Prostitution comes to you.
Have a bite of this logical Manwich.
All women use prostitution to get free sushi without batting an eye. Sushi is fucking expensive. Ergo, women use prostitution to get free money. Or is every woman at a sushi bar somehow not a prostitute?
The reason prostitution is illegal is women hate seeing other women having it easy. Remember how many women called Anna Nichole Smith a whore when she married that old rich guy? Look at how many women hate Heather Mills. Yes, Heather Mills is a cunt, but women don’t know that. They just hate Heather Mills because she has it easy.
Women are nature’s spanner. Once you’ve got some shit together and some man cogs lined up cranking out the good times, in is chucked a woman and mucked go your gears. That’s what women did with prostitution.
I think that’s what the Bible means allegorically speaking when it says Eve ruined the Garden of Eden. Prostitution was busy solving all the problems of womankind while men solved their own, but women had to go and wreck it with a fucking fascist crusade. I don’t know what the apple means as a metaphor though. Maybe it just represents something shiny. Women will do anything for shiny.
If you really want the whole scoop here, I can only recommend the following. Pay the next woman you’re going to have sex with 20 bucks before you do. And make sure she knows what it’s for.
You’ll thank me for it.
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Just stupid and fanatic people are against prostitution
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Prostitution is not illegal; I give you dating. I give you marriage. I give you modern day woman playing both ends against the middle. No wonder female cops are so good at sting operations; no acting involved.
Female cops are NOT good at sting operations – They should chase after women who trade sex for money. But then they would have to start with themselves since they are females.
Whimmin only invented how to steal money from men in a “legal” way.
Prostitution is illegal because it’s wrong to expect any money from men in exchange for sex. But women do not get the message, they still try to frame men into paying for them.
Whimmin are in fact corupted criminals, they try to take men money in exchange for a promise of sex. That’s 2 ofenses at each and every time.
Prostitution still beats dating. At least in prostitution a man gets ripped once for a lower “price” but in dating he gets ripped twice for for a higher price.
Chris=Mr. Empty-pants: http://www.maleenhancement.org/
Seriously, you may post with male names but the moment a feminist writes a single sentence, you give yourself away. Spouting the same nonsense you’ve been spouting for decades *Yawn, stretch* Thats the sound of men waking up.
Why is Prostitution Illegal?
Keeps men marrying women and insted of paying a fixed rate for what they prefer. They pay much much more for whatever they can get.
Prostitution is legal albeit by secret name; to wit: marriage, dating, and living together.
Banderman:: Got it in a nutshell.
I remember the advice a man gave me years ago, I was in love at the time and thought him a fool. To bad it took me a couple of decades to realise he was right on the money
I’d like to add that the reason that women contribute more to society is very likely due to the fact that in general women live there lives making progress according to the merits of their action. By contrast men are so focused on pushing others down to make themselves look good that they can’t help but be kind of empty many admirable qualities. It’s hard to grow into something good when all you do is spend your time labeling everything else as shit. It’s also pretty sickening to label everything else as shit, degrade it, and then go around harping about how it’s exactly what you said it is. Pornography is a perfect example. Men feel bad about women’s power so they create an industry to perpetuate the idea that women are commodities and then continue to put out the message that women are whores, cum sluts, or some other totally virulent shit.
Pornography is a perfect example. Men feel bad about women’s power so they create an industry to perpetuate the idea that women are commodities
100000 comedians out of work
and you’re lookin’ for a job.
AND you’re full of shit.
Pornography and prostitution is the world’s oldest profession. You know that right? You blame MEN because women are whores who want money in exchange for sex?
ON THE CONTRARY…
WHERE WOULD THOSE HOOKERS BE WITHOUT US?
Starving in the streets, probably.
In this economy…. the number of women who have turned to stripping, and hooking is right out there in orbit. It was all over the news recently.
You’re welcome for the opportunity to sell yourselves.
We support you hookers.
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men are so focused on pushing others down to make themselves look good that they can’t help but be kind of empty many admirable qualities.
Women are so focussed on IGNORING the world that men have built, their freedoms and liberties that men have faught for, and giving women MORE THAN WOMEN HAVE GIVEN MEN that it’s simply disgraceful that you can even utter those words.
You should be ashamed of yourself.
Menarebetterthanwomen.
And women know it.
Since when did women start having the name Christopher? Nice try feminist, bugger off.
Merits of what action?
Less than half of women work fulltime, and most work in industries that anyone can do, or could be replaced by a machine: e.g. clerical, child care, nursing assistant. That’s not a stereotype, it’s a statistic. Stereotypes just happen to based on statistics, which by the way makes sense. It isn’t sexist if it’s a fact.
I also believe it’s completely fair to call you a misogynist; that isn’t a word that women or fags made. A misogynist is someone that hates women, not because they are bioligically more weak or that they lack character, misogynists hate women for the same reason that hate mongers despise any group, because of the fact that they exist. Perhaps to a lesser extent because they perceive the other group to be a threat to themselves. Secondly I think that history and probably any study on the contribution of men as opposed to women in the work place, domestic work, civil service, and child rearing will show that women contribute a fuck of alot more to society.
What a bunch of crap. The electricity you use, the computer you work at, the Internet you communicate through, the building you dwell in were all created/discovered/developed by…who?
Since you are a moron, I will tell you: MEN.
Because MABTW.
I would consider someone who gets more out of a society than they contribute when they claim they do or can as a threat. It’s like social darwinism in reverse.
Men dominate in industries that make your life easier. Mining, forestry, construction. Women dominate in industries that either don’t go away and anyone can do, or could be replaced by an answering machine but aren’t.
I think some people are against prostitution because it can be linked to drug abuse or may be a cause of it. As well people are against prostitution because of the innate danger of the practice, prostitutes get raped, beaten, and killed cause they are peddling their asses to strangers. Thirdly men are just as puritanical about there not being legal prostitution in the U.S. and that’s because we live in a fucked up society which was created by puritans and despite the fact that we cling to the vestiges of those beliefs we practice them regularly.
Christopher (you’re a female,we know) I think if actually looked at what men gave/give society you’d discover what we here allready know, men give women use. As for drugs being the cause of prostitution, think you need to study some hitory. As long as there has been money, there has been prostitution, thats the link.
Wow, just wow.
Anyway, you might want to check out “Happy Endings?” a documentary on Asian massage parlors in RI where prostitution is legal.
http://www.happyendingsdoc.com
You are all gay. Nothing wrong with that of course but could you put the woman bashing to one side please. You make making me want to puke up my breakfast.
..and you are a woman. Nothing wrong with that, just everything wrong with you.
hahaha loved these posts!
“The reason prostitution is illegal is women hate seeing other women having it easy.”
very true!
If you die, you’ll still be shit compared to a prostitute who was beaten to death by her pimp, the only thing remembered of you is your superficial qualities, nothing unique you brought to mankind. Nothing inspirational or logical, nothing somebody else hasn’t said or one, only you made a living as a bottom feeder. Logic has nothing to do with generalizing people.
I could very easily verbally thrash you and render your arguments moot, but i have better things to do with my MANtime. Just get off the site right now.. It’s men only.
How many books have you published vagrath? Right, shut the fuck up and get the sand out of your vagina.
You idiot, special treatment is only for white, middle class women in the Anglo-American matriarchies… have you not worked that out, yet?
Hell yeah, after reading this, i thought “all woman are whores period” looked down and the next title was All woman are whores. Also about comments, only a woman would put up anonymous, or a fake name. because men mean what they say and a willing for any one to challange that. So keep up the good work youre a fucking MAN
The ancient world and mans polygamy.
Whaaaaaaaaaaaaaat?
P Coderch
lmao. yeah so nice of you men. how kind to build a strip club and to invent prostitution. So generous. pssh shut up!you took advantage of women, and it was for your own selfish pleasure, not for their own good! “so they can get through school, and so they couldn’t have any problems in their lives” lol wow. i admire your generosity. xD lol your looking out for the good of the community! pshhh
If you don’t like it don’t read it, cunt.
^_^
Men work hard to earn money usually have to perform during the sex act and then even pay her afterward for holding still.
A prostitute just has to show up and bend over.
It doesn´t get more generous than that honey.
quite now dear, your making a scene.
I gotta say, if I were as pissed off as she’s pretending to be, I wouldn’t be “laughing out loud” so goddamn much. Unless I actually thought it was funny, which she does. Nick, it was very kind of you to guide her in correct behavior. And charitable. And manly.
wow….. how sappy.
Strippers bug me a lot, yeah wow it’s a naked chick big fucking deal!
Doesn’t it bother you that funding strippers is keeping women out of the home to some extents, and putting women through college and law school to a greater extent. Doesn’t that annoy you from a purely hypocritical standpoint? My point is she’s getting 2,000$+ per night to get naked and trapse around being a completely dishonest, useless whore for doing fucking nothing at all on a daily basis! That really fucking annoys me that men go out and waste away their HARD earned weekly paychecks, which maybe only 700$ to 1000$ per week, to pay a useless stupid piece of pussy to take her fucking clothes off, I mean goddamn that pisses me off that a fucking woman can get paid more in one night than a man can get paid in a week!
Just be grateful you know better. Don’t let it bother you too much, the world is changing and cockholes get uglier and hence poorer as time passes, while you get richer.
Look at the cum dumpsters who post here. They could have all of the money in the world and they’d blow it in a day. Just remember: At least it isn’t your money :)
Stripping only has mass appeal in repressive Anglo-Saxon countries, where sex is a commodity carefully regulated by the matriarchy.
get a sex change
And that’s why you suck cock for a living, sweet-tits.
Maybe to stop the spread of STDs. How naive and ignorant of that fuckhole to say such a thing. But then, she’s built for fucking, not thinking.
Let me explain:
If the government regulates prostitution, what happens to manholes like you with bulbous canker sores the size of blueberries on your fuckholes? Oh, right, you don’t get a license.
The fuckhole says: But wait, I’ll still have that job as a slutty secretary, right?
That’s irrelevant, but no, you will not. Rather, an ample supply of fuckholes just like you who are clean, tested, and will go down on a client on the off-chance he makes a deal will be available. And they’ll accept minimum wage for unskilled labor, because any red-blooded man knows that you fuckholes are paid in attention, not money.
The money? You just blow that off on weed or blow like the cock-holster you are. Or maybe you eat something and then throw it back up, you stupid whore.
Anyhow, as you can see, with cockholes like you around who think you can be a duelie – built for fucking and thinking – you can see why literature like this has to exist. We can’t have you going around unquestioned, now, can we?
No shit!