The Blackberry: Releasing a Woman’s Inner Bitch
I have a Blackberry, you have a Blackberry, let’s all go have a fucking parade about it.
Or let’s just use our Blackberrys to get the job done like men.
And that’s why women should not be allowed to have Blackberrys. They don’t use their Blackberrys to get the job done. They use their Blackberrys like the morphine drip you get at the hospital after back surgery. When you need a dose of morphine, you hit the button. When a woman needs a dose of attention, she whips out her Blackberry during dinner like it’s totally acceptable.
It’s not acceptable. It’s rude. Dump that bitch like an anchor.
Giving a woman a Blackberry is like giving her a permanent excuse to behave like a rude, inconsiderate pig.
Men use our Blackberrys for business — emailing and such. And also, finding where awesome restaurants are, like Big Wang’s which is located at 1562 N Cahuenga Blvd. And sometimes, we use our Blackberrys to show all our drunk friends a picture of an awesome set of hooters that some chick just text messaged me.
Mantastic.
Naked pictures of hot tits is the only kind of sharing a man should do. All other sharing is for ladies.
A woman once asked me why I don’t keep my Blackberry on the nightstand when I sleep.
“Why the fuck would I do that?” I said.
And why the fuck would I do that? The middle of the night is my time for sleeping and dreaming about being the keyboard player for Dethklok. I’m not going to interrupt that to answer some shithead’s question about why men are better than women at playing marbles.
It’s because men have finesse and are used to handling balls.
But that’s exactly the point. Women can’t deny attention — no matter what kind of attention it is, no matter how married they are, and no matter what time it is. If it’s three in the fucking morning, a woman wants to know that someone is trying to sell her Viagra. If it’s in the middle of a conversation with a man, a woman wants to know what other man wants to have a conversation with her.
When you give a woman a Blackberry, you’re giving her an IV of attention.
Every time a woman’s Blackberry vibrates, she’ll jump like she’s got an electric collar. That’s because women are addicted to attention. Have you ever seen a dog with an invisible fence electric collar? A dog will hear the beeping and just about shit himself. It’s the same reaction a woman has when her Blackberry starts going off like a jackpot.
Blackberrys are like Dumbo’s magic feather, except instead of flying, a Blackberry gives a woman the power to act like a rude bitch.
To a man, someone else’s importance is based on a complicated algorithm of their wealth, influence, and proximity. Manly stuff. To a woman, someone’s importance is based on one thing.
First come, last served.
Have some kids with a woman and you’ll know exactly what I’m talking about. Daddy comes last.
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I am shutting this site down.
Last February I made the mistake of upgrading my wifes lost cell phone with a blackberry.
She is now my.. EX wife.
She was onnce my “soulmate” and I moved to New York just to be with HER. 14 years and 2 great kids later, She’s no longer in love with me and we’re going through a divorce.
And yes, I blame the Blackberry for at least 50% of it.
After I gave it to her, for a month or so it was always left out on the cabnet, sharing pics of the kids with me.
A few months and a few Facebook friends from college later
and it’s glued to her the INSIDE OF HER FUCKING PANTS!
On vibrate and LOCKED as well.
So this nice little Blackberry (and it’s best friend FACEBOOK) has evidently allowed her to contact all the old boyfriends
back in college and high school that she never got the chance to fuck!!
I know this is true because the stupid bitch has left a media
trail for me to find all this out.. including pictures of her with
some jack-off that obviously doesn’t mind breaking up 14 year
marriages.
Now I’m sure some of you, if not all of you are probably thinking.. “This has nothing to do with a Blackberry or Facebook… but indeed it does.
I was a loyal and loving husband who went down on this
bitch regardless of how much it stank sometimes. And I did it
right. But unfortunately I found out that just because I could
give her an orgasm and beautiful kids, it wasn’t enough
for this selfish cunt.
The fact is, she is 10 years younger and $120,000 a year richer than I am. Plus she is Sicilian. Fucking whore JUMPS and
RUNS whenever that Blackberry goes off. No doubt she needs
to send a pic of her hairy bush to the cocksucker that she’s fucking in Virginia to celebrate yet another Giants football victory.
She is a SLAVE to that fucking phone. I hope she slams into a brick wall while texting her mom about how my lawyers will be giving me full custody of the kids, alimony, child support and lawyers fees!! (as long as the kids arent in the car)
Have some kids with a fucking selfish, power hungry Sicilian bitch with a god damn silenced and locked Blackberry and you’ll know what I mean!
-Bill
Have some kids with a woman and you’ll know exactly what I’m talking about. Daddy comes last.
Right again Dick.
If women didn’t have serious issues of entitlement, they would be lost and would probably feel like they had no real purpose in life. In my opinion, the main reason women that visit this site hate the content is because the phucking truth hurts like hell. It’s like they are being forced to look in the mirror. Of course, women actually believe they are perfect in every way, never wrong, and rarely incorrect. This is their folly. There are a few terms to describe this dysfunction; self absorbed, selfish, condescending, a total bitch (oddly, they are proud of this description), inconsiderate wench, to name a few. I am with Dick on this one as well – if she whips out the phone during a date or any other inappropriate times, dump her like a bad habit; call her a cab, and leave, you’re life will be better without her. Women are like all minorities (in title only); the only defense they have is we are ’stereotyping’. Stereotype this, baby.
I already KNOW a man can fuck a woman and FEEL ABSOLUTELY NO connection with her in any way.
If a woman doesn’t connect with a man on a EMOTIONAL LEVEL FIRST then he will continue to fuck her until he gets tired of her and then throw her away. Yes, women KNOW this about men already. But that IS NOT THE POINT. IT’s the LYING that CONFUSES the HELL out of women.
DON’T fucking tell a woman lies making her THINK there is something else.THAT’S where all the GAMES begin.
Oh and let’s not forget that a man can FEEL TOO MUCH for a woman and also have a “loss of control” issue. That is called being AFRAID. Either way……the battle of the sexes will continue unless there is a REAL understanding of both genders.
I know you dumb cunts are confused why men lie to women…. so let a MAN explain it to you.
I lost my virginity to a 17 year old girl who had the same hooker mentality that most women do.
She sets a price / or condition for sex,
and because she is a WHORE men will pay it.
She said “I am not going to have sex with you until you tell me you love me”.
That’s like saying “I am not going to have sex with you until you pay me $500.”
Same shit.
She puts a price or condition on her pussy and that makes her a whore. The sex is not enough. She needs ANOTHER PRICE to be paid.
WHORE.
So a man pays that price with a LIE.
“I love you.”
Done.
Are you still confused, whore?????
If women were not whores who charge some unrelated price or condition for sex – other than sex itself – then men wouldn’t lie to women to get laid.
But women BEG men to lie to them ALL THE TIME.
When feminism and women stop teaching their daughters and each other into SETTING AN UNRELATED PRICE OR CONDITION FOR SEX… men will stop lying to women.
Stop training your daughters to be whores.
Teach them to have sex for FUN and PLEASURE and NO OTHER REASON (unless she wants a baby).
…. OR NOT HAVE SEX AT ALL.
When women accept the personal responsibility for the reasons they have sex, they will finally be able to STOP BLAMING MEN BECAUSE SHE’S A WHORE.
pretty fucking impossible for some women to have sex with just ANY man here and there WITHOUT becoming ATTACHED in some way. Look up the word oxytocin and that will explain why. (moron)
I know!!! I can’t even INSULT you and treat you like SHIT without you becoming attached in some way.
You’re like a dingleberry.
(look THAT up)
That’s the little piece of dried annoying shit stuck to a sheep’s wooly asshole.
Holy CHIT chris, i almost pissed my pants laughing so hard.
Thats the post of the week.
Well I almost sprayed my shorts when she LIED and said….
it’s pretty fucking impossible for some women to have sex with just ANY man here and there WITHOUT becoming ATTACHED in some way.
Thats a LIE.
The multi-trillion dollar porn / sex industry prove it.
Women don’t get attached to men from fucking.
They only get attached to other shit men are stupid enough to give them. Like the fucking time of day.
THE MESSAGE: DON’T GIVE WOMEN ANYTHING. TREAT THEM LIKE SHIT. THEY WILL FUCK YOU FOR IT, AND NOT GET ATTACHED TO YOU.
yeah I was skeptical when I first heard that from Tom Leykis but it is mantruth. “Treat woomen like abject garbage and it will get you laid”.
In my opinion, the main reason women that visit this site hate the content is because the phucking truth hurts like hell. It’s like they are being forced to look in the mirror.
Women hate thet truth and avoid it at any cost. Heres some for you use, take a look at your pots, now ask yourself, why do men feel nothing for you when they fuck you.
Who the bloody hell likes Blackberries?!
Even so, women and cell phones are a bad bad bad combination. To hell with the brand.
I Totally fucking agree! I was once on a date in a movie theater when the girl i was with pulled out her cell phone and started yapping, i left her there and went to a strip club. I also bought a bitch a cell phone once, it was the biggest mistake of my fucking life!
oh but big wangs is a good restaurant.
ummm Ive survived for months without a cell phone because I did not need it. and I use the Black berry for all the things that you listed that men use them for (supposedly). but its kind of funny, because I will be the one who has my phone away at dinner, and everyone else (all I hang out with are guys) have their phones out, either texting, reading some downtown blog, or just…looking at it? so yeah I guess its rude, but alot of people are accoustumed to it. I really don’t give a shit if someone wants to look at their phone while waiting for food, it really umm doesnt matter that much?
Good for you.. yep.. tits or gtfo bitch.
This is TOTALLY and completely true. A woman I’ve known for sometime bled sweat and tears and took a day off just to shop for her perfect blackberry. When she finally got it she spends her days sending me stupid, ridiculous, cutsey pictures and .gif files. I bought mine for email from work….
- Sgt. Reyes
I agree some women can be this way, but not all. this stereotyping, but, I don’t know, if anyone cares at all.
Saw VH on their first tour when they opened for Black Sabbath (that band ruled). They played hard, but their sound sucked.
Dethklok is fucking manly. I’m glad you mentioned them.
*
Notice how you don’t see them whipped by any chicks. Truly manly stuff.
You hardly see ANY females, but hear PLENTY of manliness.
I also approve of the Deathklok reference.
Deathslayer
Dethklok ftw
Lately, they do. They used to be good, though.
Metallica sucks donkey dicks. Otherwise, your fine….
Well, perhaps Spoonman would have been a bit more obvious, but it’s the wrong band and doesn’t have quite the same ring to it.
I feel like an old fogey now. Really got into stuff like Alice in Chains, Nirvana, Faith No More, Metallica, Soundgarden, etc. when they were in their heyday. Now, all the new bands on the radio just sound like a bunch of noise to me, it’s like they tried to replicate that sound and got caught up in a weird rap/ metal mash.
Time to start watching denture commercials, I suppose.
Ain’t found a way to kill me yet! You are correct and you are a man for sure. Women wouldn’t be able to put that together…only if it had related to Britney Spears in some kind of way.
Yeah, I had a small crush on Valerie back when she was on “One Day at a Time” back in the day.. Then I saw her recently on Jenny Craig and I thought… crap… poor Eddie.. had to put up with that? No wonder he kept drinking. And damn she packed on some pounds…Then they do the expected – lose all the weight after the divorce or when they are planning it, just to fool their next victim. Women are so predictable. I just hope the young men visiting this web site learn from the mistakes of others.
- The Rooster
You an Alice and Chains fan? “They come to snuff The Rooster…” (?)
Valerie is now married to Jenny. Jenny Craig, that is.
I always thought Sammy Hagar with VH was tedious; however, SH kicks some ass on “Standing Hampton.”
Ain’t talkin bout love! yeah! Now you’re talkin… doesn’t get any more old school than Van Halen I.
I wonder if everyone in Van Halen is now divorced? Valerie left Eddie… He probably lashed out at her for using her stupid Blackberry while they were having dinner… so she divorced and cashed out on him…
I think some good man needs to step up and post a prenup here on the site. I have my attorney doing up one right now. I’ll volunteer to post it for free if Dick will allow it.
- The Rooster
The lyrics Mistress Alexis sings as she lashes Commander Scott’s hairy, pimple-covered butt:
“Ain’t talkin’ ’bout love. My love is rotten to the core …”
Hey-Hey-Hey