Women Are All White Power
Writing scientifically why men are better than women are always my favorite articles. In science, there’s no room for emotion. That’s not why women are lousy at science though. Women are shit at science because they have the attention spans and brains of little girls.
When did the myth even start that women act like they do (like bitches) because they’re “more emotional” than men? Does it not take emotion to die for your country and for freedom?
Well I think it fucking does. It takes a hell of a lot more emotion than what it takes to act like a cunt because someone forgot to pick up jam at the store.
Women’s brains are like man brains, but without all the bits inside that make them work properly. Bits like shutting up and think-y before speak-y; those are all missing in a woman’s brain. In order to make up for these deficiencies, women have had to cobble together half-brains out of their existing parts.
That’s where the term half-wit comes from. Women’s brains, their wit if you will, are literally half that of a man — or is it even less than half?
A recent study from the University of California, Irvine has shown that men have 6.5 times the grey matter in their brains that women do, and women have 10 times the amount of white matter in their shit-brains. Guess which matter actually matters?
It’s the grey matter of fucking course.
“In human brains, gray matter represents information processing centers, whereas white matter works to network these processing centers.” -Professor Richard Haier
In layman’s terms, the study means women are all bullshit and no bull. Imagine a fire hose. As men, that’s very easy to do. Now with a man, the hose works properly and puts out the fire. That’s a metaphor for how we use our properly functioning grey matter brains to get the job done. Women, however, take the end of the hose and connect it to the beginning. They spend their entire fucking lives mucking around in their white matter brains, networking bullshit that’s got nothing to do with anything and running around like hens without heads.
Here comes the part which makes science articles such a joy. Here comes the part where emotion has got nothing to do with the hard, cold numbers I’m about to get in the hair of feminism and women and their ridiculous whim of rights and voting and property ownership.
6.5 times the grey matter of men multiplied by 10 times the white matter of women makes men 65 times better than women. It doesn’t get any easier than that.
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February 13th, 2007 at 10:56 pm - IP Man-Hash: a2dadaa74aa7e
Well, I guess he’s just some pissed man who can’t get a girlfriend. Or maybe he’s secretly gay.
February 14th, 2007 at 2:03 am - IP Man-Hash: 980cc8a8ac1a7
Or, just maybe, you’re overtly and unabashedly stupid.
Hmmm, I’ll just have to call Occam’s razor on this one… flaming idiot she is then.
Do you have any clue how much your writing resembles that of some hypothetical dimwitted cockatoo? It’s not like divisions of cunted idiots haven’t already pulled that same exact womanly shit out their ass innumerable times before you waltzed your ass round.
Kindly piss off the site.
- Sting - Shape Of My Heart
February 14th, 2007 at 6:12 am - IP Man-Hash: 1e9a4fd46c3a7
Awww how cute. She’s trying to shatter our male psyche. Pathetic isn’t it.
Dear, let me tell you this. Just because we don’t like most women, doesn’t mean we’re gay. We may be close, but this is what your female brain doesn’t understand. Men can be close together like brothers, but not gay, because we have comradeship. Women? Backstab you at a moments notice.
February 14th, 2007 at 10:13 am - IP Man-Hash: a2dadaa74aa7e
I’m not trying to shatter your psyche. I just thought that that was the reason. Guess not.
Anyway, Backstabbing refers to things like what? It’s unclear
February 14th, 2007 at 10:30 am - IP Man-Hash: 1e9a4fd46c3a7
Whats unclear about backstabbing? How about betrayal, mistrust, easier for you? You wouldn’t understand the reason why.
February 14th, 2007 at 10:41 am - IP Man-Hash: a2dadaa74aa7e
It’s still unclear, I need examples and specifics, but you don’t have to give me any, cause I know that I’m just getting annoying.
February 14th, 2007 at 12:05 pm - IP Man-Hash: 001a1de92075b
OK. Two men show up wearing the same suit and tie. They nod at one another and think “wow, that guy’s a snappy dresser”.
Two women show up wearing the same outfit. They glare at each other, one scurries off to change, and they secretly think nasty thoughts about one another and seek to undermine one another.
Look at any organization. The men in it will generally compete. Some will be jerks, a few will backstab, most will simply work away.
The women? Strong women will generally plot and seek to undermine other strong women.
Look at Nancy Pelosi and Jane Harman. Harman is one of the Democrats leading defense intellectuals, and, by seniority, should have chaired the House Intelligence Sub-cttee. Well-qualified, intelligent; problem: she’s not just a woman, she’s also a fellow congress-woman from California and a potential rival to Pelosi, down the line. So Harman gets the axe.
Strong men will generally support other strong men.
If you really haven’t noticed this yet in life, then you have not lived much.
-wolfe
February 14th, 2007 at 12:11 pm - IP Man-Hash: adc0a2c9dafc9
Another one.. You make casual friends with a girl at work, have casual conversation and before long she is running aorund telling her friends your business, exaggerating things and calling you names. To your face she is all smiles. Behind your back she is your enemy.
Typical gossip queen.
February 14th, 2007 at 12:13 pm - IP Man-Hash: 1e9a4fd46c3a7
Let’s not forget a good old man philosophy
‘The enemy of my enemy is my friend’
To women its
‘The enemy of my friend is my enemy also’
February 14th, 2007 at 12:17 pm - IP Man-Hash: 001a1de92075b
Good point. And, finally, let’s not forget that, for many women:
‘My friend is my enemy’.
-wolfe
February 14th, 2007 at 12:39 pm - IP Man-Hash: a2dadaa74aa7e
Well, It’s probably true with other women, with the clothes thing. Never happened to before though, I was never that type of girl. Women who like that are usually man crazy/boy crazy.Clothes are not liFe, make up is not life, If someone only likes you for the things which block your characteristics,then,screw them.
That back chattihg gossip things is true though. Though the intent is not to hurt sometimes. Women just like to talk; to bond or to relieve strees. Rather talk a bout a problem and feel better,rather than fix it. It’s like an equivalent to crying. Makes you feel better. If you share what’s worring you with someone else, you don’t feel alone.
But the again, some women are just Confusion with a capital C. They like too much drama. Tha’s why I have slighly more guys friends than girl friends. I Can’t deal with the drama.
February 14th, 2007 at 1:23 pm - IP Man-Hash: 1e9a4fd46c3a7
Even better.
Another reason men are better than women. If we start being dramatic, a quick slap around the face and a ‘PULL YOURSELF TOGETHER MAN’.
February 14th, 2007 at 4:05 pm - IP Man-Hash: adc0a2c9dafc9
Lose lips sinks ships.
That is what the majority of women do. They say the wrong things at the wrong times. They kick you when you’re down.
November 1st, 2007 at 10:28 pm - IP Man-Hash: cc199e8eed3f9
This is CRAP
December 19th, 2007 at 8:55 pm - IP Man-Hash: 3466ac76bde97
Wow…and all they teach in those feminized college institutions are how much women are ’smarter’ than men…retarded.
April 9th, 2008 at 10:19 am - IP Man-Hash: 648bde38db1a8
Srsly, Jim Goad would be spinning in his grave if he weren’t in fact alive and was in fact willing to accept responsibility for this idiot and his inane ramblings.
the irony is, this guy’s writing is more all over the place than even the dumbest, blondest, biggest-titted intern at our magazine. How the fuck did you ever get a book deal? maybe I should stick a pen up my ass, shit over 300 pages and call it a ‘follow up’
Oh, right, nobody will buy this piece of badly written shit anyway so whats the point in a’follow up’ There’s a clue in this post somewhere for the publishers.
May 1st, 2008 at 2:43 pm - IP Man-Hash: 9623ac8098b53
Women aren’t better at languages! Men INVENTED language. Men dont learn 3-4 different languages anymore because they dont need to to get the job done. If a man needs to learn a new language for some reason such as business, he will. And he will learn it just as quick if not quicker than a woman. Because he is going to focus on the parts of the language that are actually usefull in his purpose and not focusing on rembering the bullshit.
Women need to use a lot less language anyway. Its a fact that women speak much more than men every day and get much less done.
Getting MORE accomplished while speaking less words is efficient and FUCK thats manly.
May 1st, 2008 at 8:03 pm - IP Man-Hash: 062703d978411
“Um, excuse me, miss-but this shoe fits you.” Can you go back and tally how many other women in the last two years of posts have said that exact thing, not to mention in voicemail or live?
You said it again, Whitey.
May 1st, 2008 at 8:21 pm - IP Man-Hash: 062703d978411
wow. More Top Ramen. I would like to study if the reason a woman’s brain won’t work right is because of the very prescense of a male. Do you think maybe, hormonally, (due to pherones)-their brains become submissive, passive & latent? I really think so. For example, we have this one assitant who’s a paragon when her boss is gone-when he’s there, she becomes a terminal fuck up. Self persevation in a self-defeatest way?
We have a difficult time trying to dechiper what’s going on between them.
I’ve seen other woman figure things out on their own as well. I think nature renders them ‘deer in the headlights’. Think about it, if they were as good at ‘Stratego’ as men…they’d start doing stuff like figuring out how easy it is to kill somebody in their sleep. It is God-ordained on every level that men prevail…but survival of the species from a science standpoint indicates adaptation.
Nobody likes meetings over 20minutes long that are written and orated in ‘gun metal grey’.
May 5th, 2008 at 1:53 am - IP Man-Hash: d95284a9106fb
I love how all the cunts who post here accuse us of being gay. Of course, they don’t accuse the women who bitch about men on Opra of being lezzies, now do they?
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