Women Are All White Power
Writing scientifically why men are better than women are always my favorite articles. In science, there’s no room for emotion. That’s not why women are lousy at science though. Women are shit at science because they have the attention spans and brains of little girls.
When did the myth even start that women act like they do (like bitches) because they’re “more emotional” than men? Does it not take emotion to die for your country and for freedom?
Well I think it fucking does. It takes a hell of a lot more emotion than what it takes to act like a cunt because someone forgot to pick up jam at the store.
Women’s brains are like man brains, but without all the bits inside that make them work properly. Bits like shutting up and think-y before speak-y; those are all missing in a woman’s brain. In order to make up for these deficiencies, women have had to cobble together half-brains out of their existing parts.
That’s where the term half-wit comes from. Women’s brains, their wit if you will, are literally half that of a man — or is it even less than half?
A recent study from the University of California, Irvine has shown that men have 6.5 times the grey matter in their brains that women do, and women have 10 times the amount of white matter in their shit-brains. Guess which matter actually matters?
It’s the grey matter of fucking course.
“In human brains, gray matter represents information processing centers, whereas white matter works to network these processing centers.” -Professor Richard Haier
In layman’s terms, the study means women are all bullshit and no bull. Imagine a fire hose. As men, that’s very easy to do. Now with a man, the hose works properly and puts out the fire. That’s a metaphor for how we use our properly functioning grey matter brains to get the job done. Women, however, take the end of the hose and connect it to the beginning. They spend their entire fucking lives mucking around in their white matter brains, networking bullshit that’s got nothing to do with anything and running around like hens without heads.
Here comes the part which makes science articles such a joy. Here comes the part where emotion has got nothing to do with the hard, cold numbers I’m about to get in the hair of feminism and women and their ridiculous whim of rights and voting and property ownership.
6.5 times the grey matter of men multiplied by 10 times the white matter of women makes men 65 times better than women. It doesn’t get any easier than that.
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July 19th, 2006 at 3:15 am - IP Man-Hash: 76cebfba7c181
Astromuffy wrote:
Then astromuffy, you post some lengthy bit of rubbish that simply confirms what we all know. Why!? You simply confirmed what she said, only took a screenful of text to do what she did in a sentence.
Head hurts. Must be my lack of white matter.
Luka’s a woman, right? (Forgive me if I’m wrong). Look at the way she posts. Coherent and generally competent. Muffy, I’m afraid you’re pressing rapidly towards the “do not care” list.
-wolfe
July 19th, 2006 at 3:26 am - IP Man-Hash: 980cc8a8ac1a7
Oops. Someone’s not in the cheeriest of moods today. Muffy, you’ve angered the wolf out of the wolfe.
July 19th, 2006 at 4:51 am - IP Man-Hash: af8f493b67ea8
Yep. I am a woman.
Astromuffy: Why have you posted information about something I have already informed you about?
July 19th, 2006 at 6:08 am - IP Man-Hash: f3026e307ace7
luka,
excuse me, i thought we were having a dialogue, and in a previous post i promised i would come back with more info, which i did.
ok, this is just not fun.
not a rewarding way for me to spend my time…
July 19th, 2006 at 7:28 am - IP Man-Hash: af8f493b67ea8
Well I thought we were having a dialogue until you resorted to speaking at me about something I already knew and had already informed you about. I didn’t put forward a hypothesis but a fact that I knew to be true.
There were a few things you could have looked up and that is whether or not you could manipulate the amygdalae by visualisation techniques like you claimed… or if it had anything to do with metacognition like you claimed. Yet you simply repeated back to me what I had already established with you. It seems to me you didn’t really read what I said. Can you understand why this is a bit frustrating?
July 19th, 2006 at 9:47 am - IP Man-Hash: f3026e307ace7
luka,
honey, you’ll never get anywere with communication skills like that.
i said i would come up with evidence supporting both yours and my claim.
admittedly, i just took care of your end of it, have yet to come up with mine.
so, again, i’ve done what i said i would do.
by presenting evidence from an actual scientist, rather than taking your word for it, your claim is validated.
for the most part, in man land, i refrain from saying anything i’m not willing to back up with hard, man facts.
you would be wise to follow my example, and dispense with the catty tude that is giving all us women a bad rep…
July 19th, 2006 at 9:56 am - IP Man-Hash: 49c9ff889fded
Luka, it is frustrating isn’t it? Welcome to our hell.
Nor is wading through 90% of your drivel.
July 19th, 2006 at 10:07 am - IP Man-Hash: af8f493b67ea8
Agreed biff. I am feeling your pain.
July 19th, 2006 at 1:20 pm - IP Man-Hash: eadd56da2c7c9
Note that when astromuffy pastes slabs of text written by men into this web site, she doesn’t bother to change the capitals to lower case. It makes some of her posts almost readable.
-Big Al
July 19th, 2006 at 2:13 pm - IP Man-Hash: 76cebfba7c181
Summary for those joining us:
I nearly splattered tea all over my monitor. Thanks to my mighty man-control I refrained.
I think you are under a slight misapprehension as to who’s attitude is giving women the proverbial ‘bad rep’.
-wolfe
July 19th, 2006 at 2:30 pm - IP Man-Hash: f3026e307ace7
you love me! you really love me!
most of the ‘drivel’ i post is written, as one of you so aptly pointed out, by men, leading men, in their fields.
even when i follow the man rules, and back up my claims with man logic, i still draw scorn, and consternation from men.
although, i really liked the idea of dick taking me to a store and buying me a cookie, with me waiting, in bovine passivity for my little treat, a pat on the bottom, and i never have to trouble my pretty little head with what’s really going on in the world.
cookies for everyone!
ummmmm…cooookies….agghhullllll….
July 19th, 2006 at 2:40 pm - IP Man-Hash: 76cebfba7c181
Muffy: Your posts in general were referred to as ‘drivel’. The specific lengthy blurb written by a man was true, but irrelevant to the topic at hand. It was a non sequitur.
You didn’t back up your claims with man-logic. You didn’t back up your claims at all. You simply acknowleged a basic fact cited by Luka with a giant cut and paste.
If it’s a cute butt, and your BMI is in the 19 to 21 range, and your age 18 to 29, I’m sure someone will pat it when you bring him another beer. No cookie though. Now chop-chop.
Indeed.
-wolfe
July 19th, 2006 at 2:55 pm - IP Man-Hash: af8f493b67ea8
If this isn’t confirmation that astromuffy is an attention-whore I don’t know what is!
July 19th, 2006 at 3:31 pm - IP Man-Hash: f3026e307ace7
and look! look at all the attention i’m getting! peel me a grape…
July 19th, 2006 at 3:44 pm - IP Man-Hash: 980cc8a8ac1a7
Crack me a nut.
July 19th, 2006 at 3:51 pm - IP Man-Hash: f3026e307ace7
ok luka, on to the other part, about stimulating the amygdala as a way to activate frontal lobes - i could not find anything written on that subject by a credible scientist in the field, but did manage to dig up this one snippet on the web.
for those of you men who have been complaining about wading through huge slabs of text that i copy and paste, i sympathise with how taxing this must have been for your puny, yet bigoted minds, so this passage is short.
it demonstrates very basic responses to amygdala stimulation.
“Stimulation of the basolateral nuclear group results in arousal and attention. Amygdala outputs tend to originate in the central nucleus, the most peptide-rich region of the brain, and are carried by peptide-containing fibers in the stria terminalis & ventral amygdalofugal pathway.”
ok, bring the man wrath!
July 19th, 2006 at 3:57 pm - IP Man-Hash: af8f493b67ea8
Yawn.
July 19th, 2006 at 4:11 pm - IP Man-Hash: f3026e307ace7
ok luka, here’s a bit more evidence on amydgala stimulation, and positive effects on human behavior.
you should really give it a shot - you can’t be happy in life as a malcontent ingrate.
if i find anything pertaining directly to enhanced frontal lobe functioning, and amygdala stimulation, i’ll bring it.
not to edify you, or the jerks who comment to my posts, but to vindicate me - the merry muff.
exerpt from an article “why tapping works” by Ronald A. Ruden, M.D., Ph.D.
We propose that tapping and other sensory stimulation increase serotonin in both the prefrontal cortex and the amygdala. The success of this technique requires that glutamate be first increased in the circuit by activating affect. We suggest the name ‘Affect Activation/Sensory Stimulation’ to encompass this general approach. AA/SS represents a paradigm shift for the treatment of these problems.
INTRODUCTION
In 1986, Dr. Roger Callahan discovered that tapping under the eye of an individual with a water phobia immediately and permanently cured this problem (Callahan, 2001). Tapping on specific traditional Chinese medicine acupoints in a specific sequence literally appears to throw a switch. After a successful treatment, disturbing thoughts decrease and the phobic response disappears, for good!
A large study that involved over 29,000 patients was conducted using these tapping procedures. The remarkable results (Andrade & Feinstein, 2003) covered a wide range of problems, such as specific phobias, panic disorders, post-traumatic stress disorders, acute stress disorders, and anxiety-depressive disorders. This method was successful in 76% of the subjects.
July 19th, 2006 at 4:13 pm - IP Man-Hash: af8f493b67ea8
Maybe if we ignore it or throw a stick or something it will go away?
July 19th, 2006 at 4:53 pm - IP Man-Hash: f3026e307ace7
hey, i just kept my word - i provided documentation that supported your claim, and i could even find any that really supported mine.
but, because i believe in honesty, integrity, and keeping my word, i posted it anyway.
but, y’all are staring to bore the fuck out of this little muff…gotta get outta here before i sink any further into the banal spirit of this little hell hole called man hash.