Women are the Spleen of Civilization
Here’s an interesting scientific thought experiment for you.
Everyone knows that women belong at home and not in the workplace. Just like everyone knows that men are responsible for being the providers in the family unit. That’s why lesbianism doesn’t work and doesn’t exist. It’s like having a car with no steering wheel and a 2 hp engine.
That’s called bumper cars. They sound fun, but really they’re just a waste of your fucking time.
Technology. When it comes to science, it doesn’t get more “science” than technology. That’s a man fact that you can take to your man grave.
Technology’s job is to improve life. That’s why men invented it in the first place. Everyone was having a hard time dragging their shit across the dirt and dying of syphilis at 23, so men invented technology to help with that. Women invented denial for similar purposes, but that hasn’t progressed in ten thousand years — just like women.
Here’s the thought experiment. Over the years, technology has improved life at home equally to how it has improved life in the workplace. You’d think that would lead to lazier employees, but it hasn’t. The truth is today’s modern man-employee has to be just as attentive, productive, and proactive when it comes to learning these new technologies as he ever has; even when not in a technology field, such a crab fishing or being a detective. Technology has not begotten laziness in the workplace, no sir.
But what about in the home?
Businesses are designed to maximize productivity and money. The home is not. The home is more like a crossword puzzle. You sit down, solve a few riddles never straying outside the box, and then you’re free to eat another “healthy breakfast” bar. Have you seen how much fucking sugar is in those things?
Of course not because you’re a man and that’s not a man’s breakfast.
What’s left for women to do at home after the automatic, no-scrub dishwashing machine has cleaned up from last night’s supper? You can’t extra wash dishes. That doesn’t make any sense, so that job’s done. And what’s to do while the rechargeable floor sweeping robot — which actually exists — is cleaning up after the children? Flirt with the UPS guy? Yea, that sounds about right. And speaking of children, is there any real mothering to be done anymore? What with televisions and Speak n’ Spells and Happy Meal Educational inserts.
No.
Technology has taken women — who used to be probably the colon of civilization, and transmogrified them into the spleen. That little mass of flesh (well on its way to being replaced by the liver) that hasn’t had a real purpose in thousands of years.
That’s why women hate and suck at technology.
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Angels on the sideline,
puzzled and amused.
Why did Father give these humans free will?
Now they’re all confused.
Don’t these talking monkeys know that Eden
has enough to go around?
Plenty in this holy garden.
Silly monkeys,
where there’s one you’re bound to divide it,
right in two.
Angels on the sideline,
baffled and confused.
Father blessed them all with reason
and this is what they choose?
Monkey killing monkey killing monkey
over pieces of the ground.
Silly monkeys,
give them thumbs they forge a blade
and where there’s one they’re bound to divide it,
right in two.
Monkey killing monkey killing monkey
over pieces of the ground.
Silly monkeys,
give them thumbs they make a club
and beat their brother down.
How they survive so misguided is a mystery.
Repugnant is a creature who would squander the ability
to live tonight in heaven,
conscious of his fleeting time here.
Cutting it all, right in two.
Cutting it all, right in two.
Cutting it all, right in two.
Cutting it all, right in two.
Fight over ground, over earth, over sky.
They fight over life, over blood, over air and light,
over love, over some, over none.
They fight or they die, Over what?
Over writing!
Angels on the sideline again,
Benched along with patience and reason.
Angels on the sideline again,
Wondering where this tug of war will end.
Cutting it all, right in two.
Cutting it all, right in two.
Cutting it all, right in two.
Right in two!
Right in two.
With a name like Dick, and a site like this, I’m guessing you don’t get much?
Not anymore, with the expenses…… It’s time for people to work and take responsibility which will cater to another complaint you take so seriously, why should she live off of you?
You are all fu*king useless co*ks. Get a life!
Back in the kitchen, my coffee is cold.
that hasn’t had a real purpose in thousands of years.
Making babies, even like you. If we did not you would not be here typing away behind your bald head and glasses.
Actually, thanks to the stem cell research that MEN are doing, we can make babies in a tube. Face it, bitch, you’re obsolete. Right now, the only thing you’re worth is your fuck-hole, and I bought a fleshlight yesterday, so, I’ve got that covered.
MANsolutely!
While I haven’t relegated my 7″ stem to cybercells, yet, I can’t help but think of what divinely-whispered MANspirations, beyond even what we have today, would exist if our long-suffering God hadn’t wiped-out so many peoples, due to their iniquities, and steadfast recalcitrance over exiting divinely-manifest lands (think of how far F-O-R-G-I-V-E-N-E-S-S MAY have brought us, then – pretty good, nonetheless…thanks to MANscoveries, MANventions, etc. with almost no discrimination occurring; just a bygone agreed upon – egalitarian – division-of-labor, while the men were busy being mocked for their “crazy” ideas, yet persisting, to build this incredible civilization, in “gestalt-like” fashion).
indeed,abothersomespleenshouldbepermanentlyexcised
So true. They don’t understand the concept of quality rather than quantity. Nobody’s interested in 20 minute renditions about what we might like to wear today, then another 20 minute one because she’s still not sure and wants YOU to make the decision (A Man trap -you’ll always be wrong, or blamed).
An efficiency filter always comes in handy for such unnecessary conundrums:
Does it fit…good. Wear the fucker. End of story. Next problem?
If women clog up even this simple concept with mindless time wasting mouth clutter, it’s no wonder they’re so statistically under represented in every field of worthwhile endeavour.
Nothing we didn’t already know; I won’t be hiring any. I’ll just buy out the failing businesses they USED to work for, replace then with MANployees and actually CASH IN on womens crapidity. Now that’s thinking!!!
This is my first post. I’m only saying so to let the ignorant broads that attempt to say something important here know that I am not speaking of them in particular. The fact is that they only add fuel to the towering inferno that is their collective ignorance. The simple reason that men are sick and tired of their blather, is that they do blather on so and 90% of it is bullshit. They shouldn’t even be reading these posts, but if they do, they should be prepared to confront the truth. HEAD ON. No pun intended. Men are sick of the “modern” woman. I.E. One that won’t shut her gob.
The forums in general are better in some ways in that you can initiate and discuss relevant topics other than those Dick chooses. I mentioned Politik only because I generally ask for a higher standard of civility there (it’s the sole forum I mod). But really, if you’re reasonable and rational, and post relevantly, you should not have extreme worries.
-wolfe
Wolfe, I don’t know if this was the thread but in an earlier post you invited me to the Politik forums to discuss matters. I have had to think about it, but now I think it would be a good idea, as I know these comment boards are not really the place for these types of lengthy discussion.
I will try to make sure I delete the http:// in the future, thanks for the advice Wolfe!
Your first link is of the form http://http//www.blahblah.com...
This creates two problems; the second http// is both malformed and superfluous.
This probably occurred while you were cutting and pasting into the pop-up box that formed when you pressed the “link” button. To be safe, always:
1. delete the intial http:// (or whatever is present by default) in the dialog box, THEN paste in the complete URL (always including http://)
2. Check your work in the preview by opening the link you create in another tab or window (depending upon the browser you are using). If it’s malformed, edit the HTML manually if you know how, or delete it and redo it.
The article is interesting. I largely agree with her arguments. We’ve discussed the issue of false accusations of rape on the boards. The story of the 10-year-old son is pretty horrific.
-wolfe
Just to cover all bases I will put the link that I am copying and pasting into the dialogue box on its own plus the link – the web addresses will be exactly the same – perhaps then one of you clever clogs can tell me what I am doing wrong?
http://www.ifeminists.net/introduction/editorials/2004/0714kirkland.ht ml (this is the link web-address)
And now for the promised hat-trick
Do both links work? If you know why not – tell me so, because I do not understand why they are not linking correctly.
Cheers all!
Once again we find how inept women are when it comes to linking on the web.
That’s two thus far, Enya. Care to go for the hat trick of fucking up.
-Dick
Sorry, on a different note this is an interesting article that you guys might want to have a read of it’s titled:
Can’t find a good man? Blame Feminism! (part 1)
Thank you for the clarification Fem.
You block yourself from trying to understand what I write, and yet you cant control your compulsion to respond.
That pretty much explains nearly every response you’ve posted on this site.
How mature.
-Dick
Thanks Geeza, here is what it should have said to you, “You have insulted me so many times that I am now at the point where I block understanding pretty much all of what you say.”
No, I don’t think you have admonished me and I am sure I haven’t insulted you.
There are no hard feelings here either way. Don’t worry.
Fem, I am sorry I made such a snide remark but the fact that you even refused to understand it really says something.
Enya, I am pretty sure I’ve never admonished you. I certainly cant remember you insulting me.
Christian, speaking of therapy, perhaps you could use a few sessions to cure you from this complex you have with using the pronoun “we” instead of “I” ..why can’t you speak for yourself instead of thinking you speak for others all the time?
It’s quite ironic that you accuse women of bitching and moaning, and yet that is all I ever see you do. With all due respect, I have yet to see a post from you that doesn’t contain a repetitive diatribe about how terrible women are. Half the time you are so focused on the fact that a woman might disobey the rules (i.e posting on this site) that you forget the focus of the website itself and the issues that affect YOUR gender today. You know, the IMPORTANT issues.
An example such behaviour is from the comments section of Dicks article concerning that atrocious report of how a woman mutilated her husband’s genitals. Rather than focus on the issue, you made sarky and pointless remarks about how awful it was that a female would agree with Dick and ‘come onside’ …
… that made me question – does Christian actually care about what happens to his fellow man? Or is he more focused on his hatred of women?