Women are the Spleen of Civilization
Here’s an interesting scientific thought experiment for you.
Everyone knows that women belong at home and not in the workplace. Just like everyone knows that men are responsible for being the providers in the family unit. That’s why lesbianism doesn’t work and doesn’t exist. It’s like having a car with no steering wheel and a 2 hp engine.
That’s called bumper cars. They sound fun, but really they’re just a waste of your fucking time.
Technology. When it comes to science, it doesn’t get more “science” than technology. That’s a man fact that you can take to your man grave.
Technology’s job is to improve life. That’s why men invented it in the first place. Everyone was having a hard time dragging their shit across the dirt and dying of syphilis at 23, so men invented technology to help with that. Women invented denial for similar purposes, but that hasn’t progressed in ten thousand years — just like women.
Here’s the thought experiment. Over the years, technology has improved life at home equally to how it has improved life in the workplace. You’d think that would lead to lazier employees, but it hasn’t. The truth is today’s modern man-employee has to be just as attentive, productive, and proactive when it comes to learning these new technologies as he ever has; even when not in a technology field, such a crab fishing or being a detective. Technology has not begotten laziness in the workplace, no sir.
But what about in the home?
Businesses are designed to maximize productivity and money. The home is not. The home is more like a crossword puzzle. You sit down, solve a few riddles never straying outside the box, and then you’re free to eat another “healthy breakfast” bar. Have you seen how much fucking sugar is in those things?
Of course not because you’re a man and that’s not a man’s breakfast.
What’s left for women to do at home after the automatic, no-scrub dishwashing machine has cleaned up from last night’s supper? You can’t extra wash dishes. That doesn’t make any sense, so that job’s done. And what’s to do while the rechargeable floor sweeping robot — which actually exists — is cleaning up after the children? Flirt with the UPS guy? Yea, that sounds about right. And speaking of children, is there any real mothering to be done anymore? What with televisions and Speak n’ Spells and Happy Meal Educational inserts.
No.
Technology has taken women — who used to be probably the colon of civilization, and transmogrified them into the spleen. That little mass of flesh (well on its way to being replaced by the liver) that hasn’t had a real purpose in thousands of years.
That’s why women hate and suck at technology.
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Dakota, that was beautiful, just beautiful.
Enya you do come across as a decent person and I’ll give you the same advice I’d give my mother, wife or sister if they would ever come across this site.
I’d tell them to ignore everything on this site and never visit it again as it is full of opinionated articles with no factual basis whatsoever. Its called protecting someone from the truth.
Being a man, Dicks articles hit home because I have enough life experience behind me and a mans perspective to know that OK, Dick does use a pretty broad generalisation but alot of what he says is undoubtebly true.
Where you just see an opinion, I see an opinion backed by fact.
Mantastic, Dakota!
-Dick
Sure there is. Just ask yourself this one question:
In modern American society, what vital role does a woman play that cannot be performed equally well or better by a man?
Answer: being pregnant and bearing children.
That’s all. That’s it. There is literally nothing else that women do that cannot be done as well or better by men.
Women are actually vital in society for only brief, nine-month periods of their lives. Otherwise, they’re entirely superfluous.
This hasn’t always been the case in American (and other) societies. Prior to feminism, women really could cook, clean, keep house, and raise children far better than men. If you took the woman out of the home, it would have been actively damaging, and it was pretty easy to see the damage in broken homes and the deaths of mothers.
Post-feminism, and men are expected to cook, clean, parent their children, and so on. Consequently men have stepped up to the plate and learned to do these jobs — often better than the women whose social roles they replaced.
Now — two generations after women were “liberated” (translation: “intentionally made themselves irrelevant”) — the average woman knows no more about cooking, cleaning, and parenting than the average man; while the average man sometimes excels beyond the average woman.
In the business world, while it’s certainly true that women have moved into the workforce, they’re significantly inferior to men. If they all died tomorrow, their positions would be filled in short order by competant men, and the business world would barely notice. They aren’t integral to the business world and never have been.
Again, what vital role do women play in modern society that cannot be performed as well as or better by men? Being pregnant and delivering babies. That’s it.
Women should be scared out of their minds that men will devise a fool-proof method of laboratory baby-making. When we do (at the average woman’s insistence, amazingly), women will be necessary for exactly nothing.
Now, I should be clear that this is a general statement. There are individual women who still maintain skills that set them apart from men. For various reasons, my girlfriend prides herself on being an excellent cook and homemaker, and she is much better at it than I. When we eventually start cohabitating, I’ll be much happier and so will my children.
But as I’ve said elsewhere, she’s the sole exception in 41 years on planet Earth. Most women are superfluous except for the nine-month periods when they’re having babies.
The truth itself is sexist? Geeza. Dick’s premise is based on 100% his own opinion and it just so happens that some people share his opinion. Just because you prove others wrong, (feminists, the women who post on here etc) does not make your opinions 100% fact. It just means that the feminists are wrong.
Whether or not I like what I am reading is irrelevant. If can be true or untrue and I can dislike it either way. Just because you agree with what Luke is saying, doesn’t mean that what Luke says is 100% fact either. It just so happens you share his 100% of opinion.
How can my argument be flawed because someone holds the opinion that women are useless? There is no basis upon which to state that compared to men women are useless. The only basis is opinion - that of yours, Luke’s and Dick’s and others.
Dick’s site does not count as proof or factual evidence - just his opinion and that of many others. This doesn’t mean that Dick’s comments are completely false or wrong either - there may be elements of truth there -but it would be a mistake to see his comments as flawless fact.
If you are lucky enough to get to see your children. No, if you want children and can afford it then it is better to get some poor schmuck to carry your baby to term and pay her for it. Less expensive in the long run and less heart ache.
As to sex, if you are married to a feminist then sex is not about pleasing each other but a matter of control over your husband.
Feminism = Fascism except crueler.
Of course we dont. We just dont put them up on pedestals and give them a sense of over importance.
Dont blame us if the truth itself is sexist. If you dont like what you’re reading, that doesnt make it untrue.
Your argument is flawed for the simple reason that compared to men, women are useless. They are not even good at the one job that they should be naturally gifted at, being mothers.
No. You stated that women are useless - which was a careless comment on your part. You also stated that ‘women are not needed anymore’ in that very same post.
I never said that men are on here are out to kill women. I didn’t even compare you to Hitler and the Jews. I only compared your IDEA that women are useless to a similar racist attitude about blacks and Jews being useless.
One can have such an idea but it doesn’t mean you want to kill anyone or rid the world of women, blacks or jews. I did not intend to imply that this was what you were saying with your comment- I am sorry that you read it that way or that it offended you - it was never the intention.
You have reworded your message better on your second post, but this second post is a different animal to what you have previously stated.
So your site is not spouting and squawking (I never heard of a broken sprinkler that squawks before…) about whatever you think like a broken sprinkler, Dick?
This website is not 100% fact, it is 100% Dick Masterson’s opinion. No more. No less.
I stand by my statement.
If and when I have daughters I will raise them to not be useless and teach them traditional values that are missing in today’s women.
For you to compare me to Hitler and the Jews is comical. Nowhere did I say we should kill all women and cleanse the world of them.
Feminists are alot closer to HItler than you can even imagine, with their socialist anti-male views. Kill all men is very common for feminists, not for us here.
Please don’t compare myself or others here to that since we never stated anything even remotely close to the ideologies of Nazi Germany or pre-integration movements.
My post simply stated that women these days have lost their place and no longer have anything to contribute to men aside from sex and children, read the post.
Enya, men don’t go around spouting and squawking about whatever we think like broken sprinklers. We have an internal filter called class. As a woman, that’s something you wouldn’t understand.
-Dick
Luke Said:
Is this what you tell your mother, sister or daughters (if you have any sisters of daughters that is.) … Wow! You must be wonderful for their self esteem.
What a perverted way of looking at the world, thinking that half the population is ‘useless’. Just replace ‘women’ with ‘Jews’ or ‘blacks’ and wow - we just may have a racist on our hands. Yet no, this is about half the world’s population.
Gentlemen, what you are saying is sexist.
It is not right that the feminazis are saying that men are useless - but nor is it right for you to say the same for women.
Good man-eye, ManMan, but I’m certain I didn’t.
-Dick
The liver is very important. I think you meant the appendix.
Ahh the terrible life of a stay at home wife. 2 hours of cleaning, 4 hours of tv watching, 2 hours of yakin it up at starbucks, must be difficult.
All those luxuries came through inventions by men.
This is the life of my ex’s mother, and the worse part about it all is that she was ALWAYS in a bad mood and super feminist.
The patriarchy made her life so terrible, what a fucking joke, I hate people that are ungrateful
What a mantastic article Dick. I think you have succinctly summed up my feelings for what women can provide me that I don’t already provide myself quite nicely. I’m definitely renting from here on out because long term purchases usually get me assets, not liabilities.
However, there is a dark side to women finding their way back to their social contract…the economy will collapse. Men will have nothing to spend their money on after they purchase the toys they want, shoe stores will pretty much cease to exist and overpriced coffee shops will be ghost towns.
Gone will be the days of being able to charge thousands for a utility item like a purse or piece of useless jewelry. These are serious issues that must be addressed before women get stuffed into burqaas.
LOL the Sam Tiffy Desi collective, like the Borg.
Funny how man hating feminists are always a collective, seldom do you actually see one intelligent thing out of their yapping mouths and not have to come out of a collective.
Another thing ladies, feminism has stripped all individuality from women and made you prisoners to suggestions by the gay media and anti-maile newspapers, at least men have learned to think for themselves
Now now. Women do have some role in society. After all, without women, how would we men know that men are better than women?
Think about it.
-Dick
This is an extremely good point.
In fairness, there could be more and better mothering. That would indeed be one area, Speak ‘n Spell not withstanding, that women could redeploy their work as they were freed from drudgery.
If there were, we’d see it in ever-lower crime rates, an increasingly well-educated younger generation, and youth with impeccable manners.
Judging by the Sam, Tiffy, Desi, etc. collective, I don’t think that’s what’s happening.
Looking at the news of the day, it’s certainly not happening. Too bad.
And spleen? Surely you are too generous. Might it not be more accurate, though less kind, to say women are becoming the appendix? The spleen actually does have something of a role in fighting infection.
-wolfe
As an immunologist I can say with certainty that the liver is slowly replacing the spleen completely. We even now look at livers for the NK and T cells that we need for experiments. Back to the topic
In this day and age, females really are for the most part useless. Men can cook, clean do laundry and even amuse ourselves with other things we invented like video games and hobbies.
Other than sex and a child, a woman really is not needed anymore. Women think that they have a huge bargaining chip and that men do things to please them.
You know what we don’t. Why do men go hunting without women, or go to space to live on the ISS without women?
Simple, we actually take pride in enjoying things in life and our everyday lives do not revolve around our vaginas.
Women should try that one day, amazing just how content you will be.
Brilliant post Dick