Cooking Up Trouble
To be a great chef it takes dedication, knowledge of various spices, and some amount of sensitivity. That’s why men make better chefs than women, because women have none of those three. Knowing that cinnamon tastes good on their Frapacinos, or whatever candy-ass coffee nightmare that cost a man somewhere 3.95, is not a knowledge of spices.
The kind of chefs women make are the Martha Stewart types; putting glitter on pinecones and that kind of childish bullshit. In other words, making something shitty even shittier by fucking around with it with no purpose.
When a man is a chef, he makes plans and then he executes them — man style. That means directly and as fastidiously as a fucking comet. That’s a recipe for a phenomenal meal. When a woman is a chef, however, she behaves exactly as all women behave in their daily lives: traipsing around like drunken marionettes with their heads in Mexico and without a thought in the world for consequences.
Often times you will hear of a woman’s life being ridiculously fucked up and you’ll wonder, how could it have gotten so bad? Was this woman just traipsing around like a drunken marionette with her head in Mexico?
Yup, you got it.
Note also that the title chef cannot be bastardized into the feminine form. For example: policewoman or lady doctor. This can also be said for the title of judge, which I find interesting. Knowing women as I do, though, I’m sure they’ll find a way to ruin a good thing. Perhaps cheftress?
Women are terrible chefs because they ricochet off their own actions like pinball, never knowing what in the fuck is going on at all. They have zero philosophy.
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Chris=Mr. Empty-pants
I agree i am 21 i have a girlfriend whom i love and live with and she dont work or do anything for me she dont help pay the rent she is a cheap jew! She tries 2 cook for me and i have to eat it for the fear of being kicked out of the house i pay for and she is a bad cook but cant seem to admit it fuck!
I thought only Irish women couldn’t cook.
Dude…you are 21 and letting your bitch treat you like this? I am 45 and let my bitch treat me badly for 12 years after the birth of our second child….it does not get better the harder you try….kick the bitch out and don’t let her live in the place YOU pay for. Don’t co-habit until women start to act decently again. After 20 years living with my ex, I would never co-habit again. Women offer a man nothing of any value any more.
kicked out of your house you pay for? how the hell does that work? tell your bitch she cooks like a crippled degenerate and to get her fucking act together. don’t ever let her emerge as the dominate in your relationship.
Simple, she is fucking other guy/s while you work.
Интересно. Вообще чтение вашего блога это не просто глупое просматривание разных тем или чтениеерунды про то, чем человек сегодня занимался, а нахождение реально полезной информации.
As a man, and a cook, I profoundly agree.
Have you ever seen Gordan Ramsays Kitchen Nightmares?…
well if you have like me you will find that even though gordan’s a man, so are most of the other losers who can’t cook for shit….
Most mothers in the household cook, including my mother. She is extremely good. She can whiz up anything anybody suggests and still make it taste delicious.
My dad, on the other hand, can’t even cook toast without setting off the fire-alarm…and sadly, i’m serious.
My next-door neighbour owns a cafe called: Cozy Cafe, it’s running good business. She’s cooked food as simple as crepes turning them into a scrumptious looking master-piece, decorated with strawberries, blueberries and rolled over, sprinkled lightly with sugar over the top.
She has cooked food as difficult and time-consuming as Spinach and Fetta Pie with Filo-pastry and it is my favourite food – no other dish beats it. She has come over to our place on many occasions – ’she’ is of course a woman.
Dick, some of your posts on this web-site may have started off still in my opinion bullshit, but possibly reliable and it some cases, quite believable. But, the desperate shit your scraping from the bottom of the barrel now, like how women can’t cook – when they have been doing it for centuries – well that, is just laughable, there’s no other way to put it.
- Captain COOK
I agree with this. Even my father knows that when it comes to the kitchen all he can make is salad, unless he is outside using the BBQ. My mom even with a bad hand can make awesome dinners, lunches, and breakfasts. At the age of 18 I am already better in the kitchen than my boyfriend, and he knows that. He kindly washes the dishes for me because he is a real man and he helps me. We both work for what we want.
That is pure bullshit. Because you are talking like men are SUPPOSED to cook. But since men are better than women . . . not only can men “cook” —> THEY MAKE THE BEST CHEFS IN THE WORLD.
Women don’t.
Most mothers in house holds cook BECAUSE THEY SHOULD. When you tell a woman who disagrees “OK, I will cook fantastic meals for you, but you gotta pay for everything” she will fucking HATE it.
But most mothers would RATHER NOT KNOW HOW and “be taken out for dinner” for no goddam reason instead. Crepes don’t count. A fucking monkey can roll chopped fruit into a shell.
IN 25 years of dating more women than I can count. I NEVER met ONE who can cook – or do anything – better than me. . . . but that’s not the sad part.
The sad part . . . is they have NO INTEREST IN LEARNING OR BECOMING BETTER AT WHAT THEY KNOW THEY SUCK IT.
Its tragic really.
Menarebetterthanwomen.
Dick is talking about chefs, not cooks. People who cook professionally. Not your mothers or wives. I have to agree with him, too. Most of the best chefs in the world are men.
I’m sorry, but putting sliced fruit on a glorified pancake and sprinkling sugar on top isn’t cooking, it’s fucking with shit that wasn’t that good to begin with. And that filo? I’d almost guarantee that it was store bought; steaming some spinach and tossing it in on some dough with some cheese is as close to “greek cuisine” as a bag of frozen vegetables nuked and mixed with rice is to “asian fine dining”
I agree. I’ve been with alot of women over the years, and I’ve only been with TWO who could cook good enough as for me to allow her into my kitchen. And in both cases I still was a better cook. And the pinball reference you made was so spots-on, dick… I swear. AND it made me laugh so hard I almost sharted.
Nothing is manlier than sharting. NOTHING.
~Manos.
Are you seeking sympathy, or saying Men should all marry widowed mothers of three?
Amusingly, EVERY woman on the planet will always say SHE’S “not like that” when told about evil harpy behaviour.
MABTW helps spread the wide word to watch what women DO, not what they SAY. That’s the true indicator. Most women fail the test.
Right now I’m making roast potatoes and kebabas. Delicious.
Does she happen to be a blonde?
Are you sitting down for this??
MY EX THOUGHT “SEPARATE THE EGGS” MEANT PUSHING THEM APART ON THE COUNTER.
That’s only ONE reason why she’s an EX.
LMFAO!!!
Okay well then she obviously was not educated or she had been dropped many times while she was a baby. Where do you find people like that? In the DC area of a school?
Yes, Dick, write an entire article about Al Bundy. He is the hero of every man and the manliest man ever. We are all interestd in this.
P Coderch
Most women tend to fail at everything solely because they’re lazy as shit and don’t understand the concept of working to better themselves. Atleast you’re doing something, unlike the general female population.
I have no bloody clue what she meant^.
What? The NO WOMEN ALLOWED sign?
sonyad, i idiotically overlooked the obvious – and i sincerely thank you for your clairification – it was a stupid question and it won’t happen again.
mark my words, it will not happen again.
i may be an idiot, but am also a quick study and can follow the leader once prodded; i have been adequately prodded—-ouch, deservedly.
Why, a kebab of course, you batty bird.
what’s for dinner, you dingbat, is what i meant[al] to say…
then the only question that remains is…dick, dear, what’s for dinner…
Men are the better chefs, which is why entire teams of men can be found in the kitchens of the best restaurants all around the world.
Women lack in efficiency and chatter too much, they rarely last more than 5 minutes in a professional kitchen.
It really is no contest.
Men are better chefs huh? I thought mindless housewives did the cooking?
You want to go out and serve a women whom you slaved away cooking for?
Where in hell did you get that notion, I can’t even bother to comprehend it. I thought women were stereotyped for cooking while the man was hunting, he killed the meat and the woman made it taste good.
You buy coffee for three fucking dollars, are you bloody insane?
I bought a coffee today for 89 cents and it was pretty damn good.
You’re just lazy now, have to make things up so people don’t come to your website(Which by the way looks really shitty) and get totally bored with a lack of content, and Jeff, good idea, use examples that aren’t even real people, score one for the team! What women are you meeting Dickshit that give you these ideas, are they in padded cells or selling their bodies on the street by any chance, or are you all just American. Find something better to bitch about like Goths and whiny teenyboppers, not imaginary women.