Women Caused the Subprime Meltdown
This letter was sent to me from America’s Heartland.
Dear Dick,
I live in Nebraska where anyone with a decent job can afford to buy a house. Recently, I’m seeing a trend in the amount of women who feel that they can AND SHOULD buy their own house. “How the fuck do these women expect to mow the lawn?” I asked a friend of mine who is buying a house. She replied, “You.” After I finished laughing, she asked if she could borrow my lawnmower to do it. “How are you going to get the mower from my house to yours?” I said. She replied, “Your truck.”
Property ownership for women should be discouraged, starting at the real estate agent.
CE in Nebraska.
Well said, CE in Nebraska. Women should not own property.
A woman owning property is like giving a monkey a dog on a leash. It doesn’t mean the monkey has a pet. It means some idiot tied a dog to a monkey.
Women owning property doesn’t mean that they themselves aren’t property.
But what’s the worst that could happen? So a few women buy a few houses and fuck them up, it’s not like that will fuck up the entire global economy, right?
Wrong. Women caused the subprime mortgage meltdown.
You Are What You Eat
Women don’t know how to treat property. Just look at how they treat themselves! Getting fat as hell, speaking when they could just sit there and look pretty, giving it up on the first date. Women are the world’s oldest property and they treat themselves like shit.
They also treat their cars and houses like shit. The last time I let a woman drive me anywhere, I didn’t. I insisted on driving her car myself and she had to kick through a foot of trash and debris in her passenger seat to even sit down. That’s how a woman treats something she owns. She lets it go to hell.
If women can’t fuck to make a problem go away, or at least pretend they’re going to fuck after the problem goes away, then the problem goes unsolved. Take my new best friend CE from Nebraska. Sure, he could get his freak on for mowing some dozy bitch’s lawn, but that’s a waste of time and worse yet, it’s a loss of Man Points.
The maximum amount of work any man can do to get laid without losing Man Points is 30 minutes. Any more means you give a shit.
Women Are Consumers
Women don’t understand ownership. They only understand consumership. That’s why they should only purchase things that can be used. Things like make-up, clothing, pots and pans, and especially birth control; all things meant to be used up or thrown away when something better comes along — just like women.
Men are owners. We invented ownership and we fought the wars that resulted from this awesome invention. Ownership is about putting work into something, including ourselves, in order to increase its value. Women just complain until someone either pays more for access to their sex organs, or lies better while doing it.
A boob job doesn’t make a girl smarter, it just makes her look smarter.
Subprime Fuck Up
Subprime is the first word I think of when I think of women and their shit brains. However, it also perfectly describes their real estate investments.
If you don’t understand what the subprime mortgage crisis is, I’ll explain it in man terms.
Let’s say you’re throwing a party and stocking it with booze. You get a bottle of Patron, a 12 pack of Pacifico, and a case of Ralph’s brand charcoal filtered potato Vodka.
Guess what, no one will fucking drink Ralph’s brand charcoal filtered potato Vodka and the people who will drink it, you don’t want at your party! That’s the subprime alcohol at my party crisis. The Pacifico will be gone in ten minutes and the Patron will get smashed on your car by pissed off, sober party guests during an angry mass exodus.
In 2003, one in five home purchases were made by single women.
In 2006 women were 32% more likely to receive a subprime mortgage than men.
In 2006 women were 41% more likely to receive a high-cost subprime mortgage than men.
In 2006, 30% of mortgage borrowers were women
In 2006, 38.8% of subprime mortgage borrowers were women.
In 2006, women were 29.1% more likely to be stupid and irresponsible.
Men are better than women.
The economy is like a symphony. It doesn’t take an orchestra to fuck it up, it just takes like 29.1% of the instruments.
Accountability? Who Me?
Women are experts at shooting themselves in the foot. I think men have too much practice not shooting ourselves in the foot from pissing outside our entire lives. We learn to account for wind, splash factor, all kinds of shit. We learn not to piss all over our shoes. But women don’t. According to women, the reason they accepted shitty mortgages from banks and didn’t use LendingTree.com to shop around like TV told them to, is because banks are sexist.
Fuck you. Banks hate everyone. To banks you are a number not a name and a collection of statistics to milk for cash — not a person. For more information on banks, consult your local library — or ask Mel Gibson. I’m sure he has some interesting theories.
Financial Advice From the Retarded
Aside from trash books telling women not to base their self-worth on men — which they will anyway — financial advice books written by women for women are some of the biggest selling titles out there.
Among money saving pearls like, “Bring your own snacks to the movies”, and “Don’t bother getting a car, just get some man to drive you everywhere!” you’ll will also encounter the following gem amongst the kitschy self-empowerment slogans:
Home ownership is the key to building wealth.
What women fail to realize is that affording a home is the key to home ownership. Women are economically retarded. They’ll write checks until their checkbook is empty. They’ll pay the minimum required amount on their credit cards just for fun. They’ll buy the Extended Warranty because it makes them feel better. Then they’ll throw all the fucking receipts away and cry when their shitty little television breaks two years in.
The point is, women are fiscally retarded.
Financial Advice For the Retarded
“Women are Disproportionately Represented in High-Cost Mortgage Market.” -CFA 2006
So what if women got offered shitty deals? They still took them. That makes it their fault. Who knows how much shit women forgot to put on their applications or how much effort they put into researching the loan process or even looking up the word “loan” before taking one out and leaving the global economy alone on the swing set while trying to convince her friends that she’s had a busy day. Running errands is not having a busy day.
Women wouldn’t know a good deal if it offered them a ride home in exchange for a blowjob. That’s a good deal! It’s five minutes of work vs. an hour of walking. Do the math.
But women can’t do math. Women look at APR and amortization rates and closing costs and fiduciary terms and their little heads start replaying the training montage in Dirty Dancing. “Maybe this time she’ll get in the air without laughing like a whore!” thinks a woman as she’s signing away daddy’s retirement plan.
Daddy
All problems by women are actually caused by men. Men who think their daughter, wife, sister, girlfriend, mother, fuck buddy, or co-worker, has anything more than shit between her ears.
In the case of the subprime meltdown, some man thought it was a good idea to give his daughter a down payment. It wasn’t.
Welcome to the big leagues, ladies. Having the world on your shoulders isn’t as fun as it looked, is it? Make sure your degrees in Political Science are framed to match your bedroom set when the repo man comes to collect both.
“Though no statistics exist to compare foreclosure rates among men and women, it is logical to conclude that higher rates of subprime mortgages among women translates to higher rates of foreclosure.” -Allen J. Fishbein
Here’s a statistic for you. Women have only been allowed to own property for 1% of the time we’ve been around as a species. There’s a reason for that.
Manclusion
“35 percent of women home equity borrowers used the loans to pay off credit card debt, and a third of those borrowers had rebuilt the same credit card debt within four years.” - Money Magazine, July 2004
I should have just lead with that quote, but since it also ends the discussion, I saved it for the end.
End of discussion. Women are fucked.
If I was a bank, I would never lend money to a single woman wanting to buy a house because I know she’s going to blow half of it on overpriced furnishings and a new puppy she won’t discipline for shit. Besides, she’s just going to get married in a few years anyway, and the day a woman gets married all her money suddenly becomes discretionary. Yours is hers and hers is hers. Welcome to marriage. That means whenever a bank signs a mortgage over to a single woman, they’re actually signing it over to her future husband.
Since when is it good banking to give loans to imaginary people!
2006 Study by the Consumer Federation of America
NY Times interviews Allen J. Fishbein
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oh and just to show off
i study architecture at Technical University of Delft in Holland
a whole different story than the fucked up american universities (i think they even have a study for being a housewife there lol)
just to make u feel even more fucked up than u look like ;)
*chu*
Oh no, this bitch is so ignorant that she really believes that having a piece of paper means she is qualified to do her job (if she even pursued a career with her little piece of paper). There are two things that you painfully need to be made aware of:
1. Education != Intelligence
2. Piece of paper != Competent
FYI, != means “does not equal”
It is known as a negation indicator
What all this means for you is that even if you did manage do retain even the slightest bit of information from your studies (which is not likely) that this would not qualify you as intelligent, only somewhat educated. As a side note, your grammar does not reflect someone who is educated (even at a second rate Holland University) so I am going to assume that English is not your first language and therefore will not stretch your cunt over it.
Thanks for the laugh about “showing off” with your no-name University. It is just like an uneducated cunt to run off at the mouth about something she has no fucking clue about.
Here are a few real Universities you may have heard of that do justify bragging rights and guess what, all are American Universities:
MIT
CIT
Harvard
Yale
Standford
Columbia
Princeton
Duke
Cornell
U of M
and here is an even longer list just to knock your whore teeth down your ignorant throat even more:
http://www.topuniversities.com/worlduniversityrankings/results/2008/ov erall_rankings/top_100_universities/
Your shitty school barely made the top 100 at 78. Please feel free to count just how many US universities are in the list before the first school from your country even shows up (which is not your school).
I wonder how many house wives Harvard turns out each year. Oh yeah, that’s right whore Harvard is #1 and it is a US university. Fuck, the US and the UK hold the top 15 Universities alone.
You feel like showing off anymore?
I’m surprised MIT isn’t #1 or #2.
I had to laugh about not stretching her cunt over her poor English skills. I am with you though, I typically don’t mock someone’s use of language because they might not be native speakers.
i laughed my ass off actually
u think someone does not know about havard or princeton or cambridge and other toprated universities WHO STUDIES ON A UNIVERSITY WHICH IS WELL.. IN THE TOP 100 of the world?
fuckass where do u study?
showing off america has 10 good universities out of the 1000000000000000 useless ones makes u intelligent?
and intelligence is measured through grammar?
also that u completely lost urself in all the trashtalk makes you alot smarter ofcourse
omfg i must be talking to a busdriver XD
…knocking off some teeth on the internet… u really made my day XD
“fuckass where do u study?”
I don’t, I dropped out of the third grade and I am still far more intelligent and educated than you could ever hope to be. It is sad really.
“showing off america has 10 good universities out of the 1000000000000000 useless ones makes u intelligent?”
I listed 10, the link has plenty more. I thought you would at least be able to click a simple link on a web page but I can see that once again I was a bit optimistic when dealing when a femcunt.
“and intelligence is measured through grammar?”
Uh yes it is, along with vocabulary and many other areas.
“also that u completely lost urself in all the trashtalk makes you alot smarter ofcourse”
Umm ok?
“omfg i must be talking to a busdriver XD
…knocking off some teeth on the internet… u really made my day XD”
I wish I could be a bus driver. Right now I just clean them out after each run but one day I may be able to work my way up. If I do, can I be an elitist whore like you?
btw im outta here, this is no place for me to begin with, just wanted to spread my piss on you since i feel like doing that and this site is completely pointless
neither i feel like hearing ur worthless opinions since they are worthless
if the guy who took his useless time to research on what rates my university, was on some better uni than me he would show off with that so just u know that you dont have to come up with ‘i study at havard’
so.. good luck eating urself while reading this and emm.. wasting your life
i feel sad for you, you must be very ugly irl to act like that ;)
and i loled
u got an education? no
i do and im a woman
pwned?
yes
another attentionwhore
epic fail
you guys are fucking stupid. this is the most retarded website ive seen. you spend your time looking for mistakes and fuck ups women make, while men are the ones that make all the fucking mistakes. and this is coming from a straight man, who doesnt need to be a macho bitch to get laid
Yeah, tell me about it.
This site is a waste of time. Yet I am here.
Just to kill time I wouldn’t use for something better.
I don’t think you HAVE ’something better’ to do than read Viagra or nag daddy for that new dreadfully expensive ‘thing.’
Reading this site is far better than doing either of those.At least it teaches you that all men will not fall for your stupid emo/goth bullshit, and pay for your sorry ass for the rest of their miserable fucking lives.
I never claimed to be goth.
You’re the fag pinning false tags on me.
You didn’t CLAIM to be a useless attention whore either.
But that doesn’t mean you’re not.
Whatever. You’re boring now….
Does that mean you’re leaving?
We’re just waiting for you to think it was YOU’re idea to fuck off this website.
That would be funny.
My father is a worthless motherfucker and has been unemployed just because he didn’t want to take care of his responsibility. He never earned my respect. Poor father. He hasn’t suffered enough. He depends on a little, tiny Chinese woman to pay his bills.
He currently thinks of me as dog vomit. Just because I didn’t submit to his dumbass. Hahah I’d rather be dog vomit than his daughter.
Anyhow. I’ve never asked for anything expensive because I know my brother would steal it. Plus, I don’t even need expensive things to be happy. Money doesn’t matter at the moment as I am perfectly content with my humble home and loving mother and funny siblings.
I was NEVER handed anything for free. I never want any of it, either. I am perfectly capable of obtaining those ‘things’ myself, thank you. I don’t need anyone to give me everything.
……but you seem to be owning a PC, and posting on an internet forum consistently with it, on an internet website which requires a pretty good deal of gender related surfing to find.You are also substantially well-versed in English, regardless of the fact that it’s most probably your 1st language.I’m supposing you taught yourself the language, and bought the PC yourself?
Translation of whimmin who claim “I don’t need anyone to buy things for me” - they’re rarely good-enough looking for men to BE WILLING to buy them said things, and she eventually “gets that” concept.
We already know you’re here “just to kill time you wouldn’t use for something better” - while men have and are building the world for you (and taking their VALUABLE time out to contribute lessons about whimmin on this site), way too many whimmin are busy fabricating fights with their boyfriends/husband, unethically receiving half or more of his wealth, receiving status positions they haven’t earned, falsely accusing men of despicable deeds, but calling on men to perform necessary deeds at their behest or whim: I need a plumber to fix a pipe or install a new sump pump; my steps are sinking, I need a who…a muuuudjacker; my roof needs re-shingling after that bad storm; I need a carpenter for the pet-run cutout in the garage; my outside lights burned out…electrician, please save me; my car won’t staaaart; the t.v.’s brooooken; my Meredith Brooks CD won’t plaaay; my most cherished MANvention, my computer, is “acting funny”; my furniture needs to be moved; there’s a foot of snow on my drivewaaay!; I’m ON FIRE, and on the third floor…please get me ouuuut!; I’m being mugged…I hope that police”person” standing over there is a MAN…not the “other ones”…which got to do their qualifying strength tests (pushups) while on their knees; I need help carrying these shoe, handbag, and callously-discarded financial statement laden boxes to the curb (but we already knew that).
Again…my challenge to the whimmin - the next time you need any of these services, tell the person on the other end of the telephone, computer, whatever, that YOU WON’T accept a man into/around your house to perform these things…they must send a female repair”person.”
Again, good luck with that (this, in fact, should be a new “reality show” - how whimmin would keep technologically advanced things together without men around. I’m thinking it would be something like Paris and Nicole, just a lot less “purdy”).
No, this site isn’t a waste of time, dear…but spending time with the spoiled, deluded, Western Entitlec.u.n.t. is…unless she’s hot, naked, and horizontal.
menarebetterthanwhimmin.
Hear,hear.
Women buying houses, that’s rich. This from the same crowd who says, “What do you mean the check got returned due to insufficient funds? There’s still checks in the checkbook!” and who promotes financial irresponsibility as a virtue.
You have no man points because I saw you walking down the street with high heels and lip stick!… so when’s the surgery?
You would never knew she was raised by a single mother.
WHO’S SIDE ARE YOU ON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I believe Nietzsche said it best: “Arrogance on the part of the meritorious (i.e. men as we have created society and all things therein.) is even more offensive to us (in this case women and men who are blinded by them.) than the arrogance of those without merit: for merit itself is offensive.”
You are angry because you know in your heart that men are better and to be reminded of it is unbearable to you.
“Ah, women. They make the highs higher and the lows more frequent.” - Friedrich Nietzshe
Re: comment on your belief that prostitution should be legal and that women shouldn’t own property.
This nation (USA) is already filled with whores and prostitutes
and I’m not being sarcastic.
Women will sleep with anyone at anytime for any thing they want to get — a dinner, a movie, a boyfriend. So, in effect prostitution IS legal,
that’s why men don’t want to get married, they get all the sex they want and pay so little. Why get married? If women were not allowed to buy their own property then where would they live? You’d be creating another class of homeless people that would further be a burden on society, a burden on men.
The women that call you and leave a message on the phone and curse Dick out are simply ticked off that he’s calling them out. When you say the blatant truth it hurts and some people cannot accept it. They’d be much better off if they realized he is correct and keep their knees together and men would have more respect for them and marriage would be acceptable once again and perhaps it’d last.
I’ve had a lot of epiphanies from this web site, same message, different format:
http://www.fhu.com
The fellow on ths site is mind-boggling, you will hear things you’ve never heard before. When you go to the site a video starts to play
automatically. If you have trouble with it then hit the button below the screen that says ‘Watch video’,
that is the same video but it loads faster. Be prepared to be shocked : )
You are not a man but a sick ugly prostitute loving man whore. its one thing that you can talk about woman like there nothing but to say all woman are whores i have to ask all men that have put negative comment about woman on this sick website ” are you such assholes that you can actually say such mean things about woman just to make yourselves feel better about your tiny dikes and the fact that you have no social lives?”
Yes, we prefer that or even death over having to chase your ass.
Now you can go back and enjoy whatever is left out there.
What do you mean whatever is left?
I have been with too many women to disagree with anything the “DICK” followers have to say…. Cant stop the truth by telling yourself women are all not whores, because they truly are!
……You know, I admit it. I have a very small dike. I really wish my dike was bigger, and then I wouldn’t have to suffer water damage to my home during the annual flooding, which is all too often devastating in the low-lying area where I live.
Hey you spelled dick as ”dike” to! HAHA!!!
Did you go to retard school, or are you just naturally talented at it?
As I’m sure you’re impervious to sarcasm,I’ll spell it out.
A dike is a dam.
http://dictionary.reference.com/browse/dike
Great come back
Wow your name says it all, 3 and pissed…why do you cunts even bother, if you were truly equal to men, than you wouldn’t have been supposedly “oppressed” to begin with. menarebetterthanwomen.
I want all men to respond to this comment ” Why do you hate woman?” and nothing like ”because they spend to much” or ”there all sluts” I want a real reason.
Aw….. honey. We don’t “HATE” women. We would never want to throw our dicks into something we “hate”.
Good thing too… because we don’t actually have to LIKE the women we fuck. If we waited around for women we actually LIKED, you bitches would never get laid!
Think about it.
Menarebetterthanwomen.
Don’t call me honey you bastard.
Ok Bitch. No problem.
Fuck off you bastard!
While the ramblings of a 13 yr. old should (logically) be excluded from an intellectual synthesis of what constitutes pressing and objective reality, if you are REALLY ANGRY about this site, young lady, you and your friends should pool your pennies and make a donation to the manboard (whose icon appears towards the top-left of this page) which reads:
“Female anger is the weathervane of truth”
That oughta show ‘em!
(And pay no mind to those sexist restroom symbols. They’re merely relics of a less “politically sensitive” era).
Go ahead. It’s easy. Click the icon to donate and make your “voice” heard!
@NAGGIE
Did any of the “assholes” here on this website ever “treat you badly”???
No???
Then shut the fuck up,
and pull yourself together.
Menarebetterthanwomen.
They didn’t treat me badly they are verbally assaulting an entire sex!
@Jayne
This is what we men have been saying on this site, that the fall of you country has everything to do do with women having “power” over men where the power is only an ilusion for women. And when men are trying to get women out of their madness thay say we take away their freedom.
“They’d be much better off if they realized he is correct and keep their knees together and men would have more respect for them and marriage would be acceptable once again and perhaps it’d last.”
Actually,no. I respect a woman who fucks everything that walks (if she takes proper steps to ensure she doesn’t contract STDs) with no thought of financial reward from men(in other words, a nympho), FAR,FAR more than the asexual cunt you describe. I even respect a whore that is honest about being a whore, and works to become the best whore she can be.
What I DON’T respect, is a whore who pretends to “have standards” and marries a man with the promise of sex, then proceeds to bleed him dry over an extended period of time while bitching at him to make more money that she can leech off of before tiring of the charade and taking him for every cent he has for the rest of his life in court. To put it more succinctly, the average american woman.
The usual upper-middle drivel. What about core existential/sociobiological issues, like lower class women being racist and homophobic, and post-feminist women remaining sexually manipulative?
It’s funny you say that, Jayne. Some women have things called virtue. Whilst 85 percent of women in America are prostitutes, I should get man points for having awesome leg hair. And also, a man slave.
Guess what? He get’s no sex. So why is he with me, you ask? Because I am awesome. And for some reason, he likes girls who can beat him up. Though, I do not know numbers. But that isn’t because I lack a second head. It’s because I decided to sleep during math class. It’s the only two hours I didn’t have nightmares. =D Whatever, I don’t know numbers cause I am a lazy bitch who doesn’t care to follow rules set by people who think they can control me. My slave knows math, and is smarter than I. (He’s 20 and went to college. Meanwhile… I am a 17 year old who dropped out in 10th grade) But that’s why I like him. But the things I do know, I know them VERY well. He can handle the money, or whatever if I get to write my awesome books and have as many babies as I want.
I aced everything else. And I pissed my teachers off because I presented funny and ridiculous theories JUST to waste class time. Still, I am unable to do anything. Which is my fault as a person, and not a woman. I think with my brain, not my uterus.
But what bothers me is that some men complain about women having jobs… then they get all pissed off that they are lazy. Whose fault is that?
Some men are worse than good women. Testicles don’t make a person, mind makes a person. Which women sacrifice when they are brainwashed.
You speak the truth and I guess by your closing statement I figure I loose about 50-100 manpoints. I married a single mother and yes I did sign over her mortgage. She was on an arm for like 11% I could of died. Oh poor is me. Maybe a 150 manpoints? Sorry to all on this sight I am a dumbass but hey….still a man.
Yes, we women are just reprehensible, aren’t we? You are all therefore cordially invited to never again come near any of us. Ta-da! All your problems solved.
And how is that going to work, when women infest the modern workplace?
They already have
That is my dream, I m certain I will see that day when all men will come to their senses and stop approaching women. Ta da! All problems solved.
I cant stop myself from being suprised, why men still do it, still apporach women and from that point pursue them - chase their ass. Women vomit on that and men vomit because of that. Its a social custom people follow, which is a root of all problems. When will men finally get over with it??? Women already are begging us to stop chasing them and men still do it. What the fuck it that??? Women will never openly say it the way men would wish women were formulating their thoughts, but between the lines you can see it in every second of their sentences.
I think it is because men expect women for some reason to just come out and say all openly; hey men instead of us giving you men a hint, we will say it to you in a way that you can comrehend, ready? here you go; if you all stop chasing us for a month, we will start chasing you, and all problems will be solved, we are ready for that and we want that. And then we will stop bitching and all problems will be solved once for ever, does it sound like a deal?
This is just the way women are they want that but they wont say it, like that. It’s the same like with the rape - they want that thay fantasize about it, but they wont admit it openly. And then men are all supprised and thay go; ohhh why women always choose bad mother fuckers, not the good guy??? Well, because a good guy doesn’t fuck them like a bad mother fucker. Ta da! All problems solved.
But there is a little trick to that, in order for a woman to be fucked by a man like that, she must be totally open and what is the best way for that - stop chasing women.
Studioline:
I once knew a rapist.
And now he suffers every day by my hand.
I knew another rapist.
He’s sobbing in hell right now for raping his sister.
I knew another rapist.
She’s about to die. And before she dies, I want her to know that her pissed off psycho niece is going at her throat.
The only thing worse than a rapist who is a man, is a rapist who is a woman. She raped men AND women. And also, children.
I guess what I am saying is that I don’t think all women want to be raped. If I wanted sex, I’d just ask my man slave. I don’t want some random diseased bastard asphyxiating me in some pillows. I want HIM bending over.
If I ever sex anyone, I’ll be the man. Lawl.
And now you know exactly why Men are better than women.
More women LIE about “rape” than men who rape. According to the FBI 650,000 reported “rape” cases in 2007 , over 90% of them were LIES.
90 fucking percent.
So congratulations…
You have ZERO credibility here.
Yes, logic would dictate that you have 10% credibility because 90% of women LIE about rape. But you’re not even ALLOWED, WELCOME or INVITED to be here.
So that gives you NONE.
Just Google “False Rape Allegation Thwarted By Police Camera” and watch the video.
You can find PLENTY of women who LIE about “rape”…. but no men.
Have fun trying to be Man.
But don’t you think it’s fascinating that you’re a WOMAN —>> “TRYING” and “WANTING” to be a MAN.
Now why would that be??????
Because you KNOW –>> Menarebetterthanwomen.
Yeah, whatever. People get raped. I guess the fakers just want attention, or something. I’m very aware of the rape-faking nonsense. I’ve met enough retarded bitches to know they lie about rape. I’ve also met enough rapists to know that 10% is still fucking scary.
I’ve lived in Utah for God’s sake. Polygamists abundant, a child rapist every block. Seriously. I never let my brother go out alone for the fear of some pervert grabbing him. Or mormons jumping him on the way to school and teaching him about Jesus.
Know what would be really interesting?
If I soaked my ass for two days in water and grew a penis. It worked with a plant. So it must work for me, right?…. >.>
• “If I soaked my ass for two days in water and grew a penis. It worked with a plant. So it must work for me, right?”
OR you could just go out and start sucking on one. That would work. And you wouldn’t have to wait.
Feminists and their guitar-pretending, 13 year old, etc. offspring, who suffer from WCCD (Whimmin’s Common Delusional Disorder - rarely giving men credit for anything, but oh so quick, heavy, and ubiquitous with a voice of blame) are free to never cum (whoops, in so many of your cases, this wouldn’t apply) COME near us (men) again.
Since men thought-up, innovated, built, and distributed almost all of the infrastructure and resultant resources and goods, whether in the primary, secondary, or tertiary production phases, IT IS YOU and your femideluded friends who are cordially invited to go terraform your own planet and never come near any of us again.
Good luck with that, you “equals.”
menaremoreobjectivethanwhimmin.
“…… go terraform your own planet and never come near any of us again. Good luck with that, you “equals.”
Touchdown!
And the crowd goes wild!!!!
Menarebetterthanwhimmmmmmin.
I would be happy to never here from men like ”you” again I would be much happier surrounded by men that thought of every on as equals like my father did but that will never be possible because there will always be men like you around.
Go to school, bitch. You’re a disgrace to the good women out there. Learn to spell. Learn grammar. I want to cry right now. I am so ashamed. XD Hehehehahah.
Women caused the subprime crisis for the following reasons:
*Women voted for Bill Clinton who encouraged Freddie Mac and Fannie to fund subprime mortgages
*A woman was head of the committee that set the above process up
*Women pressure men into buying more expensive homes than they can afford
*Women rack up ridiculous credit card bills
reasons your a jackass-
- your a sexist bastard
- your angry because you could find a woman that would love you. wonder why! Wait! I know, because your a sexist bastard!
-Oh and it might be that you have to much shit in your head but as I recall men voted for Bill Clinton too!
hey “Dan” reasons ur a woman and a whore
1. Your referring to us as sexist and no real man has done that
2. Your always shitting yourself with a woman that would “love you” when you know what you women are really whores who play a man off for his money
not all woman play men off for money and what do you mean by a real man is sexist i know you didnt actually say that but thats what you ment you SEXIST BASTARD! i know 8 year old who are more mature than you. and now you cant say shit about anything because im a fucking 13 yer old! GO FUCK YOURSELF!
Jesus Christ, you stupid fucking cunt.
“1. Your referring to us as sexist and no real man has done that”
Allow me to translate plain English for you.
1. Your (sic) referring to us [men] as sexist and no real man has done that [referred to men as sexist on this forum]
God,chicks are fucking stupid.
May I take a moment here and ask a legitimate question – What the fuck happened to the simple rules of grammar; specifically capitalizing the beginning letter of a goddamn sentence?! Take Maggie, for example, although nearly any female poster will suffice. She knows how to use exclamation points because everything is a fucking crisis to whimmin. But the lack of simple capitalization and sentence structure is so prevalent it appears she’s allergic to the SHIFT key!
I don’t mean only to criticize the ladies, either, although their abuse of our language is by far the most severe. I understand as well as anyone that typos and other simple errors happen from time to time, but if a statement can’t pass the simple acid test of, “Will writing this publicly make me look like an inbred cunt/buttfuck?” perhaps some editing would be in order.
As for the argument that writing as though one is texting is now acceptable based on the principle of “common usage” I reply that, yes, it does indeed make one look “common”. I should think that if I have something to say that will seen by the world at large, and especially by literate men, that I ought rightly to make an effort to communicate properly so that I might be taken seriously.
Women: “Wat?!? Their ar roolz of grammerz and speling? That’s SECKSEST!!!!111″