Women Caused the War in Iraq
Women caused the war in Iraq. It’s been plain as day to me for a while now — because of my mantuition, but I didn’t want to drop that particular bomb up the ass of feminism because I hadn’t yet acquired the proof.
Someone call the CO. The proof has been acquired.
Just like all other wars, women caused the war in Iraq.
Whatever your thoughts on the war in Iraq, there is one thing that can’t be argued: more than 3,000 US troops have lost their lives in battle. That means if every man who has given his life for freedom in Iraq was an M&M, the deaths of those men would probably fill up a fish bowl. I’m not sure about that because I’m not very good at those guessing games. I’m a man. I’m not about fucking guessing, I’m about facts.
Here’s a fact for you. Since 1960, women and their fat asses have gotten fatter by a magnitude of 24 pounds. That’s 17% more Cushion for the Pushin, making women that much more sensual than they were a mere 50 years ago.
But Dick, what does massive and disgusting weight gain have to do with the war in the middle east?
I’ll tell you, my man friend.
The troops in Iraq have been doing more than building freedom and democracy in these unstable parts of the world. They’ve also been acquiring access to oil faster than women at a Midnight Madness sale acquired fucking claw marks all over her arms. Unlike women, the military does it with class — except the woman parts of the military. They do it with no class.
It doesn’t matter if you think oil is why anyone went to Iraq in the first place. The free world is getting its precious oil regardless of intent. It’s like slapping the shit out of a woman. Even if you didn’t mean to, she’s still going to get turned on by it. If you don’t think that’s true, find me one woman over the age of 17 who hasn’t had a rape fantasy.
Twenty four more pounds of womanly personality equals 469 million more gallons of gasoline per year purchased by the average male just to schlep his prize pig to the movies and back; probably stopping at Starbucks or Coldstone Ice Creamery on the way to and back. Starting to see the big picture?
Maybe if women could skip a meal or hit the treadmill more often than twice every New Years, we wouldn’t be so fucking dependent on oil. We would be exactly 469 million gallons less dependent on oil. I wonder how many of those 3,000 marines that would have saved.
I wonder that, but women don’t. They just keep cramming donuts and bear claws into their gaping maws like no one’s making any more, and somehow they manage to fill their air with their braying and jaw-jacking while doing so. It makes me sick.
If all the reasons women shouldn’t be in the army were M&M’s, you could probably stack them up into space. Jessica Lynch and Lynndie England would be a big fat pair of M&M’s the size of footballs at the very bottom; those ones they sell during Easter.
Man, are those two broads a pair of military grade fuck ups or what?
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Comment by sarah
2009-07-03 23:48:09 – IP Man-Hash: e91c75be73178
ahh, dick hate to break it to you but MEN in suits are the cause of this war, people like you are the prolongers of it.
wake up and do something useful with yourself, your obviously not a dull axe but your sure are one with a broken handle.
Hate to break it to you, but Dick has a point. Our way of life is constructed on commerce. Who feeds commerce? We’ve been told time and time again which gender has the spending power, females. Now those men in suits are undoubtedly benefitting from the actual earnings but all they’re doing is profitting on YOUR greed. Commerce is also the major factor in the global problems of today (pollution etc). So keep on buying and eating like pigs, then put your heads back in the sand and continue blindly denying it all.
Damn glad that civilian men see that dumbass gutterslut thundercunt Lynch for what she is. I used to ask myself when i was over there “how could someone hide under a truck while watching their best friend get shot to death?” Then, as you refer to it Dick, I had a Manpiphany. Women never have, AND NEVER WILL, have the mental, emotional or physical capacity for frontline combat. While I dont think they caused this war, as much as i want to-I really do- they are however the reason it has become so clusterfucked into oblivion. Female politicians and women’s rights(HAHAHAHA)activists having been pushing more and more even subverting the established protocol for war, to put these dumb little cocksuckers in combat. Then when one of these retarded bitches gets waxed because she couldnt move far enough or fast enough to fight, and in lynch’s case inability to shoot back, they get their granny panties in a twist like it’s some fucking tragedy. As an experienced soldier trained specifically FOR combat, I say FUCK THAT SHIT!!! When some thundercunt with delusions of grandeur and glory gets smoked for her lack of the proper capacity for war, I say good fucking riddance. Women, in the Army at least, ARE NOT trained specifically for combat. They are given the dumbed down Hannah Montana/Disney version of it. The true tragedy is when an infantryman, (first true level of combat soldier) who knowingly chooses this line of work and lives and breathes this lifestyle, dies. He trains specifically for war, for killing, and for protecting his infantry brothers. Brothers, not sisters. Remember that all of you feminist dyke-beasts trolling this website looking to pick a fight with experience, logic and facts.
“People sleep peaceably in their beds at night because rough MEN stand ready to do violence on their behalf”
-George Orwell
soldier: While I fear the day female soldiers will nag their way to frontline service, for the men that will have to try and survive alongside them. A few of them actually getting killed might actually wake them and the dumb arse system our governments are subjecting us to up. You’re right btw, the wars that are fought these days are nearly allways going to be unwinable, because men have to fight with womens ‘feelings’ in mind. Imagine the outcome had WWII been fought in this manner. Best of luck soldier, thanks for your service.
soldier11B…
all my respect and gratitude.
sidonia
CUNTS ARE THE SOURCE OF ALL OUR PROBLEMS! DESTORY THEM! HUNT THEM! http://www.jesus-is-savior.com/Evils%20in%20America/Feminism/feminism_ is_evil.htm
Jack…
You really need to get some help… this sort of focused intent is not good for anyone… bitches are not out to kill men…if they did… who then, would they use and manipilate?
sidonia
She has a point there jack, we are far more use to women alive, even if some of them do hate us enough to wish us dead. BTW, if you truelly worry about this site being shut down, posting comments like chainsaw their cunts will help that. In the future I definately will consider a group of some kind, even if it’s only to continue discussion with some of the folks that comment on here. ho knows what the future will bring. At the very least, we are giving some men something to think about even if they choose to ignore it, like most of them will. They’ll recognise our words in their lives as they live them.
Sidonia dear gaping cunt! Your fellow CUNTS have treated my gender like shit for and used them from the beginning, so payback is going to be excrutiating for your cunts! Get used to it! There nothing but suffering for you pathetic excuses for a gender! Whoring cunt bitches!
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ahh, dick hate to break it to you but MEN in suits are the cause of this war, people like you are the prolongers of it.
wake up and do something useful with yourself, your obviously not a dull axe but your sure are one with a broken handle.
Actually, feminists (i.e. even-more-fucked-up-than-normal women) cause wars just for being fucking feminazis.
In fact feminism caused a huge boom in people who drive (letting women drive is bad e-fucking-nough), which increased our dependence on oil and drove those puppets in suits pampering to the feminazi agenda to grab oil to pipe into their bleeding cunts.
omg YOU ARE SO RETARDED AND OBVIOUSLY A VIRGIN
Is that all you whimmin think about is sex!!! When someone proves a point that’s all you can come up with!!! That’s not a fact all you’re doing is making him even more right and the eyes of us MEN and MINDS more focused on what this guy is trying to say, SO SHUT UP BITCH WHILE WE READ!!! +manpoints
Typical woman. Always thinking about sex.
Did you know women think about sex every 3 seconds even though they hate it?
Of course. A woman would spread her legs every 3 seconds if it meant a guarantee that it would GET her something other than sex.
That’s why women hate sex.
But they think about it constantly.
They are too stupid to figure out that sex shouldn’t guarantee a woman any more than sex… and it certainly doesn’t control a man.
That’s why women HATE it.
Because women are actually dumb enough to believe vagina is supposed to be cuntrol of a man, his thoughts , his words and his actions.
But nothing could be farther from the truth.
next thing your going to say is that Hitler was a women who disguised herself as a man.
THEY ARE ALIENS WHO HAVE COME TO STEAL MENS SOULS!!!!
(i am a women yes)
“i am a women”
-Women like YOU make me sick.
yes probably :)
Why don’t you go and jerk yourself off instead.
“(i am a women yes)”
We don’t need you to tell us, we use our mantuition.
Anywho, we don’t give a fuck if you’re female sub-human scum.
“pay atenshun 2 my cuz Iz a wimmin”
You make me fucking sick.
OMFG THIS IS HILARIOUS. Everyone here is making me laugh. Keep going you bags of flesh, your squabbling is amusing.
Dick <– LOL.
Do these cows not read any other posts before posting? I would guess not. Men post witty things on there that make everyone laugh, and maybe even shit a little. Women may as well copy-and-paste the same goddamn post each time since all they can do is spill the diarrhea in their heads into the text box.
I’d even go so far as to say I wouldn’t find women’s hate speech on here so offensive if just one single fucking slit could be amusing, witty, whatever.
Tip: When you cunts posts, think to yourself, “How will someone respond to this?” Now, this is a stretch because, as any man can demonstrate from any conversation with a woman, women never consider anything but their immediate desires and sexual gratitification. But at least make an effort to contribute to the entertainment factor.
Or don’t. Just fuck off this site since women are not allowed on here.
Why are you so hateful?
My mother maltreated me in childhood – she used to lock me up in the basement. I still live there, am gay and have a small penis.
You too?
Yeah…*sob*
We are all a such a pathetic bunch of losers aren’t we? These women were right ALL ALONG…
I’m going to grovel and worship at the feet of women from now on to attain salvation from my pathetic excuse of a life. You should too.
Well I was hoping to find a woman that was forgiving. You know, one that would forgive me for the abuse I ALLOWED my mother to inflict on me. After all it was MY fault.
{cries into his underwear}
“After all it was MY fault.”
Obviously. After all, women gave us all life. How can they be at fault for anything?
“{cries into his underwear}”
Can I have it? I’ll buy it on e-bay if you put it up for sale…
OK…. Whoah whoah whoah whoah.
Can you turn up the volume?
Because this shit is hilarious.
“{cries into his underwear}�
I would pay real money to see that.
Your mother only treated you badly because women are lousy parents.
Menarebetterthanwomen.
There. You’re cured.
Carry on.
Why do you pretend???
“Why are you so hateful?”
I have a tiny penis
Mother didn’t love me
I’m not a real man
I’m intimidated by strong women
… any woman for that matter
Afraid of commitment
etc..
Rendered your fuckass shaming tactics useless. Now what, woman?
totally right HAHAHA
You’re a sorry-ass. Get yourself checked.
Very profound comment, wow,
Now check your asshole
I think it’s funny that you named yourself Ritsuka Chan. I bet you’re not even japanese are you, you mask wearing, cock hungry vampire? You otakus make me sick. Go watch some DBZ while you rub acne medication on your undoubtedly pock-marked face.
that was uncalled for, really….
just because of the name she chose doesn’t mean you have to go burn her like a cigarette bud. this isn’t about the name people choose.
I think it’s funny that you named yourself Ritsuka Chan. I bet you’re not een japanese are you, you mask wearing, cock hungry vampire? You otakus make me sick. Go watch some DBZ while you rub acne medication on your undoubtedly pock-marked face.
yo dude, that makes absolutely no sense, because i would much rather whack off and put up with no sex than going overseas to smash the heads in of a bunch of wankers who I have never met, and have virtually no reason to bother.
i think all of you need to smoke some dope, turn up the bob marley
and feel the love.
I think it’s funny that you resort to an insult after she totally turns your arguement around on you, and reveals that you twisted a fact for your article.
Sand in vag.
It’s easy: women are so useless that they have to suck men’s blood to survive. They have evolved in that way, if that can be called evolve. So they see, for example, men like sex, and they think “let’s be whores to make them pay our sex favours by working for us”. They also manipulate men because of man’s chivalry, man’s protection instinct, man’s father instinct, etc.
That’s the proof why men are more inteligent than women: women are so dumb that they have to use men’s intelligence to survive.
Some of this stuff is admittedly funny, but anybody who seriously agrees with the guy is not only an idiot, but a shame to guys everywhere. Get over yourselves.
Every single woman on the surface of the planet is a fascist, neo-Nazi cunt who is only psychologically attracted to street toughs and the independently wealthy. The above quoted piece of text simply indicates that all women are racist bigots with insufferably strong xenophobic and ethnocentric tendencies. Additionally, contemporary scientific research has actually confirmed that Negro, Hispanic and Anglo-Saxon females are the most prejudiced amongst the entire female population demographic.
The conventional wisdom of male patriarchy has always maintained that between both genders, the female is the more bigoted and intolerant of the two; modern research, such as that conducted by John Tierney on racial preferences in dating behaviour, simply confirms this.
Consistent with this line of reasoning, on an historical level, the great mixed populations (mestizos and mulattoes) of Latin America were the result of the Spanish and Portuguese conquistadors of the sixteenth century. Only men could produce such widespread polygamous bonds, given the fact that male social behaviour is oriented towards the broader population, whereas that of the female, due to its greater association with the maternal instinct and reproductive biology, is geared towards the formation of dyadic relationships with small numbers of social intimates. Moreover, the offspring of such adulterous unions initiated by Iberian men to be with Native women were often sent by these very same men to be both educated and civilized in Madrid or Lisbon during the Golden Age of Piracy. Surely this is a glowing tribute to the greater tolerance and cosmopolitanism of the male!
And what has any woman ever done? Nothing! In fact, it is the female hatred of others that ultimately brought about racial segregation in America and the Holocaust in Nazi Germany; it was through the combined effort of great masses of women, who actively supported and even voted for these thugs in record numbers, that the former slave-owners achieved power after Reconstruction in the late 1870s or that the Nazi party achieved power in 1933.
In short, all women, particularly Yankee, Canuck, English, and Aussie women, deserve to have their faces busted in with baseball bats.
It’s a beautiful day out; I hope I don’t run into any Yankee, Canadian or English whores along the way; it would certainly spoil a most pleasant jaunt to the local convenience store that I am soon planning to take. I would end up having to do a basket full of laundry soaked in menstrual blood at the end of the day.
i dont luv u anymore cuz u like niggers
hah women caused the war cause their fat…..makes perfect sense.. your mustash is neat.. i luv u..i wish u would slap me
woman cause hair to grow on your hands too!
your a fucking idiot and u seriously need to go jump off a building =] have a great day asshooooollllleeeeeeeeeeeee