Women Caused the War in Iraq
Women caused the war in Iraq. It’s been plain as day to me for a while now — because of my mantuition, but I didn’t want to drop that particular bomb up the ass of feminism because I hadn’t yet acquired the proof.
Someone call the CO. The proof has been acquired.
Just like all other wars, women caused the war in Iraq.
Whatever your thoughts on the war in Iraq, there is one thing that can’t be argued: more than 3,000 US troops have lost their lives in battle. That means if every man who has given his life for freedom in Iraq was an M&M, the deaths of those men would probably fill up a fish bowl. I’m not sure about that because I’m not very good at those guessing games. I’m a man. I’m not about fucking guessing, I’m about facts.
Here’s a fact for you. Since 1960, women and their fat asses have gotten fatter by a magnitude of 24 pounds. That’s 17% more Cushion for the Pushin, making women that much more sensual than they were a mere 50 years ago.
But Dick, what does massive and disgusting weight gain have to do with the war in the middle east?
I’ll tell you, my man friend.
The troops in Iraq have been doing more than building freedom and democracy in these unstable parts of the world. They’ve also been acquiring access to oil faster than women at a Midnight Madness sale acquired fucking claw marks all over her arms. Unlike women, the military does it with class — except the woman parts of the military. They do it with no class.
It doesn’t matter if you think oil is why anyone went to Iraq in the first place. The free world is getting its precious oil regardless of intent. It’s like slapping the shit out of a woman. Even if you didn’t mean to, she’s still going to get turned on by it. If you don’t think that’s true, find me one woman over the age of 17 who hasn’t had a rape fantasy.
Twenty four more pounds of womanly personality equals 469 million more gallons of gasoline per year purchased by the average male just to schlep his prize pig to the movies and back; probably stopping at Starbucks or Coldstone Ice Creamery on the way to and back. Starting to see the big picture?
Maybe if women could skip a meal or hit the treadmill more often than twice every New Years, we wouldn’t be so fucking dependent on oil. We would be exactly 469 million gallons less dependent on oil. I wonder how many of those 3,000 marines that would have saved.
I wonder that, but women don’t. They just keep cramming donuts and bear claws into their gaping maws like no one’s making any more, and somehow they manage to fill their air with their braying and jaw-jacking while doing so. It makes me sick.
If all the reasons women shouldn’t be in the army were M&M’s, you could probably stack them up into space. Jessica Lynch and Lynndie England would be a big fat pair of M&M’s the size of footballs at the very bottom; those ones they sell during Easter.
Man, are those two broads a pair of military grade fuck ups or what?
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I beat women like equals.
Indeed.
lol I think wimmens started this damn war..
We just want to end it for good. I personally think men have been way to good to these cunts.
Woah woah now, lets not get overdramatic. That’s how wars start.
It won’t be long and we men will make some changes…
Women best better be doing changing to themselves..
David Bowie - Changes
Shut up you dont know what its like to basically have your hands tied behind your back when it comes to women that hit you. If you hit them you loose, if you call the cops on them you loose too. So shut the fuck up bitch cuz id smack the shit outa you.
It’s just another female using the shame tactics and pretending to be a man. Like most women today they can only dream of being a man.
The penis envy just keeps on coming up.
Girls need to respect a man, someone who is stronger than her.. If she hits him she has placed herself at his mercy. Women have no right to beat on a man and not expect to be slapped. Only a mangina would do nothing.
‘And Johnny says you win respect!!! Big round of applause’
Nicely put SDB, even if it was a bit vulgar, it ROCKED.
Tommy boy, at least HOMOSEXUALS take up the azz by choice you \”manly\” man losers bend over and get RAPED everyday with the fuckin MEAT from your feminist dominatrix tranny wannabe man-ny biAtcches who think they\’re tuffer and manlier than thou. they trick you into thinking youre so manly and \”protective\” bad boy you fucking little poodle let me smack your mother in the fucking mouth. what a loser. u luv it when your \”cuss like a sailor\” foul britney/paris \”man girl\” gutter mouth biAtches tell you to rolll over like a good dog. lol.
Yeah tommy boy Im not GAY (wish I was) but I am a FLAMING STR8 FAGGIT!! har HAHRh a cos \”I GIT it\” \”Git it ?\” good. now fucking bend the fuck over ill fucking fuck you up the ass with my geeky glow in the dark light sabre. ha ha . your slut perv trucker mouth \”girl\” will prolly enjoy seeing you get FUCKED up the ASS you little fucking LAP DOG traitor to the male race.
yeah tommy boy these bitches wanna be equal ill fucking punch their fuckin teeth out and make em gulp it just like id do to you. FUCK YOU MoFo I DONT play BY YOUR MACHO CODE. STR8 FAGGITS like me are YOUR WORST FUCKIG NITeMARE. OUTSIDE OF THE BOX WHERE YOU CANT SEE. its dark out at night.
Another one bites the dust(and proves us right)
who cares about girls hitting men? u are either a fag or just a huge pussy
Why Do We Know So Little About Domestic Abuse And Violence Against Men?
There are many reasons why we don’t know more about domestic abuse and violence against men. First of all, the incidence of domestic violence reported men appears to be so low that it is hard to get reliable estimates. In addition, it has taken years of advocacy and support to encourage women to report domestic violence. Virtually nothing has been done to encourage men to report abuse. The idea that men could be victims of domestic abuse and violence is so unthinkable that many men will not even attempt to report the situation.
The dynamic of domestic abuse and violence is also different between men and women. The reasons, purposes and motivations are often very different between sexes. Although the counseling and psychological community have responded to domestic abuse and violence against women, there has been very little investment in resources to address and understand the issues of domestic abuse and violence against men. In most cases, the actual physical damage inflicted by men is so much greater than the actual physical harm inflected by women. The impact of domestic violence is less apparent and less likely to come to the attention of others when men are abused. For example, it is assumed than a man with a bruise or black eye was in a fight with another man or was injured on the job or playing contact sports. Even when men do report domestic abuse and violence, most people are so astonished men usually end up feeling like nobody believes them.
The Problem With Assumptions About Domestic Abuse And Violence
It is a widely held assumption that women are always the victims and men are always the perpetrators. Between 50 and 60% of all domestic abuse and violence is against women. There are many reasons why people assume men are never victims and why women often ignore the possibility. For one thing, domestic abuse and violence has been minimized, justified and ignored for a very long time. Women are now more organized, supportive and outspoken about the epidemic of domestic abuse and violence against women. Very little attention has been paid to the issue of domestic abuse and violence against men - especially because violence against women has been so obvious and was ignored for so long
What Is Domestic Abuse And Violence Against Men?
There are no absolute rules for understanding the emotional differences between men and women. There are principles and dynamics that allow interpretation of individual situations. Domestic abuse and violence against men and women have some similarities and difference. For men or women, domestic violence includes pushing, slapping, hitting, throwing objects, forcing or slamming a door or striking the other person with an object, or using a weapon. Domestic abuse can also be mental or emotional. However, what will hurt a man mentally and emotionally, can in some cases be very different from what hurts a woman. For some men, being called a coward, impotent or a failure can have a very different psychological impact than it would on a women. Unkind and cruel words hurt, but they can hurt in different ways and linger in different ways. In most cases, men are more deeply affected by emotional abuse than physical abuse.
For example, the ability to tolerate and “brush off” a physical assault by women in front of other men can in some cases reassure a man that he is strong and communicate to other men that he can live up to the code of never hitting a woman. A significant number of of men are overly sensitive to emotional and psychological abuse. In some cases, humiliating a man emotionally in front of other men can be more devastating than physical abuse. Some professionals have observed that mental and emotional abuse can be an area where women are often “brutal” than men. Men on the other hand are quicker to resort to physical abuse and they are more capable of physical assaults that are more brutal - even deadly!.
Anyone that comments on rape, domestic violence, or anything to women is off track unless the fully answer to what women do to men.
I’m sure if we ever win the war in Iraq the Media will be singing a tune about heroic women who won the battle in Iraq. And how it would never been accomplished without the help of women.
You go girls & Join up
http://news.ucanr.org/mediakits/Nutrition/nutritionfactsheet.shtml
“Adult men and women are roughly an inch taller that they were in 1960, but are nearly 25 pounds heavier on average as well. The average weight for men aged 20-74 years rose dramatically from 166.3 pounds in 1960 to 191 pounds in 2002, while the average weight for women the same age increased from 140 pounds in 1960 to 164,3 pounds in 2002.”
Seems men gained as much weight as women in the last 50 years.
Gold. So that’s why America invades people’s countries and shit!
Cause Oprah’s a frequent flier.
I blame Condelisa Rice solely! its a conspiracy lol.
IGNORANCE! BEGONE.
…bitch.
We should hold a parade >.>
Don’t you watch the news Dick?
Jessica Lynch is a hero. Not those black berets who stormed her captors lair and saved her. She is. She gallantly surrendered to her enemy and gallantly was raped and/or beaten for weeks before her brilliant plot to “do nothing” came to fruition in the form of a Spec Ops team who busted the place up and rescued her. She is a true feminist hero.
Listen, woman. Stop trying to think, you’ll hurt yourself. Leave the thinking to us men. Now get the fuck off of the computer and go watch HGTV.