Women Caused the War in Iraq
Women caused the war in Iraq. It’s been plain as day to me for a while now — because of my mantuition, but I didn’t want to drop that particular bomb up the ass of feminism because I hadn’t yet acquired the proof.
Someone call the CO. The proof has been acquired.
Just like all other wars, women caused the war in Iraq.
Whatever your thoughts on the war in Iraq, there is one thing that can’t be argued: more than 3,000 US troops have lost their lives in battle. That means if every man who has given his life for freedom in Iraq was an M&M, the deaths of those men would probably fill up a fish bowl. I’m not sure about that because I’m not very good at those guessing games. I’m a man. I’m not about fucking guessing, I’m about facts.
Here’s a fact for you. Since 1960, women and their fat asses have gotten fatter by a magnitude of 24 pounds. That’s 17% more Cushion for the Pushin, making women that much more sensual than they were a mere 50 years ago.
But Dick, what does massive and disgusting weight gain have to do with the war in the middle east?
I’ll tell you, my man friend.
The troops in Iraq have been doing more than building freedom and democracy in these unstable parts of the world. They’ve also been acquiring access to oil faster than women at a Midnight Madness sale acquired fucking claw marks all over her arms. Unlike women, the military does it with class — except the woman parts of the military. They do it with no class.
It doesn’t matter if you think oil is why anyone went to Iraq in the first place. The free world is getting its precious oil regardless of intent. It’s like slapping the shit out of a woman. Even if you didn’t mean to, she’s still going to get turned on by it. If you don’t think that’s true, find me one woman over the age of 17 who hasn’t had a rape fantasy.
Twenty four more pounds of womanly personality equals 469 million more gallons of gasoline per year purchased by the average male just to schlep his prize pig to the movies and back; probably stopping at Starbucks or Coldstone Ice Creamery on the way to and back. Starting to see the big picture?
Maybe if women could skip a meal or hit the treadmill more often than twice every New Years, we wouldn’t be so fucking dependent on oil. We would be exactly 469 million gallons less dependent on oil. I wonder how many of those 3,000 marines that would have saved.
I wonder that, but women don’t. They just keep cramming donuts and bear claws into their gaping maws like no one’s making any more, and somehow they manage to fill their air with their braying and jaw-jacking while doing so. It makes me sick.
If all the reasons women shouldn’t be in the army were M&M’s, you could probably stack them up into space. Jessica Lynch and Lynndie England would be a big fat pair of M&M’s the size of footballs at the very bottom; those ones they sell during Easter.
Man, are those two broads a pair of military grade fuck ups or what?
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This reminds me of some funny stuff i discovered recently.
Look at the history of woman inventors:
http://inventors.about.com/od/womeninventors/Women_Inventors.htm
Crap, what should i do without “Gong and Signal Chair for Hotels” invented by Miriam, or the precious “device to help disabled people eat with less difficulty”?
Out of all these inventors, there are only a few that has actually been inventions of some use. The fact that a woman invented Kevlar for en example, is pretty cool and unexpected.
The most useless has to be the practical dishwasher though. No wonder a woman invented that crap. It’s fucking expensive, uses all your hot water, never clean things properly, and constantly makes a long stream of unintelligble noises.
You are dumb as fuck meow.
How does women’s instincts to die for their children translate into species survival? A female can throw herself into the jaws of a large predator and get her self killed, and then the children are desert meals.. so you’re expectantly dumb as fuck and throw out emotional arguements with no truth to them.
Men’s drive to conquer and build cities is the reason you’re alive. There is no feminine alternative other than every female throwing herself to carnivores for food and then the children who run away and hide would starve and/or freeze.
Typical women’s “intelligence”.
But in your womanliness, you were too hysterical and indignant to catch it.
-Dick
Don’t bother pointing out that typo, I already noticed it.
….I rest my case. :D
Wow a typo. I guess that prooves that I am a woman and an idiot. Get a life.
Now see, I almost almost respected you, but by acting childish, you threw it out the window. Well done *claps* yeah you really deserved those voting rights.
That’s so precious you think I care about what other people, and even you, think. As a christian friend of mine says ‘No one can judge you but god’ and since I don’t believe in him, I think I’m safe.
*buzzer sound* Wrong answer!! I actually have a superiority complex. I have 2 psychologists who say the same. And how low are you hitting me in a personal problem. You should be ashamed of yourself.
….I rest my case. :D
Yes. I do. The question is do you.
Yes I do to. Glad we cleared that up.
abaddon_fff said:
“Thats because for the most part Men are the ones that are willing to take risks in any situation, not sit there and expect a handout. On either side of the coin meow, Men are the ones that take the risks, not women who simply stand by. The reason there are more Men on your “bad list” is because either way, Men are more assertive than women. With as many “bad” Men as you say there are, you fail to mention the good ones. Make a list of “good” Men, and a list of “bad” ones, then try to make a list as long filled with women.
Where do you think the world would be if women could reproduce with each other? I ll tell you my theory, I think we would have gone extinct a LONG time ago. Thats why we are better meow, because Men are the MAIN reason that we have come to DOMINATE this planet. Women fail to understand that you either DOMINATE, or be dominated and exterminated/subjugated, it’s the nature of the planet that we live upon. There’s no other way in this system.
-Strength and Honor-”
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First off, I absolutely agree with many things you stated.
I do believe men are more likely to be risk takers in most situations including war, business, sports, & many other aspects of life.
Although, I don’t think women expect a “handout.” As a woman, i think we look for a more “safe” approach.
& I never said there were more men on my “bad list.”
If i were actually to compose this list there’d most likely be more men on my “good list.”
I failed to mention the good because that by no means supports my argument.
& honestly, i actually give more credit to the most of the “bad” men than the “bad” women because what i have noticed so far in my short life was that men tend to be more open about their negative feelings.
Nothing pisses me off more than girls who have an exuberant, nice convo with a “friend” & then as soon as the person walks away they start talking shit.
These women don’t have the “guts” to come out & say “i don’t like you, fuck off.”
I still see similar situations among men, but not NEARLY as bad.
Personality wise, women tend to be more fake.
I won’t debate that.
But my list of “good” women would be just as long, if not longer, than my list of “good” men.
Men tend to care about themselves & no one else, whereas women tend to care about themselves, the children, the elderly, the sick, & of course the cute little animals.
If women could reproduce on their own, i don’t think the human race would be extinct because women, as “soft” as they are, will do anything for their children. Just look at the female “wild” animals.
All humans would probably be vegetarians, because women would see it as “evil” & “gross” to kill & eat another animal.
If there were no men, the world would be a much more peaceful place, but there would probably not be any highways, lavish homes, cities, government systems, or anything like that.
Not because women “couldn’t” do this sort of thing, but mainly because they’d never think to.
Men & women think differently.
It’s a fact of life.
We can pretty much guess by you coming on this site
And? Age is not an excuse. Men have lied about their age to fight in wars. One soldier was just 11-15 or something.
But won’t you fight for your country? As men we do what we have to do regardless of how many assholes come our way. Thats why the women who post here are just pointless nobodies (Except 1 or 2)Once again, please don’t judge me because you obviously don’t know shit about me.
But you seem to be ok with judging us and you obviously don’t shit about us so hmm.
Think I’m done here.
No disrespect to the 10-15 yr. old boy or his parents, but my parents would chain me to my bed if i tried to fight at my age. They would try to chain me to a bed if i tried to fight at 18, but then they wouldn’t have any right to do that.
& women have lied about their gender to fight.
But you won’t say shit about them.
& sorry, i’m not “man enough” to take other people’s shit in order to “do what i have to do.”
Here’s the difference between you & me.
If i died, many people would actually care.
If you died, the few people that would even react would stream tears of joy.
Making me important to some & you a pointless nobody.
& did i say i was judging you?
Answer is no, dumbass.
That statement was in response to someone who WAS judging me, & i did not judge him back, i just polietly asked him not to judge me.
But seeing you seem to want me to,
I will judge you.
You are a piece of shit who wakes up every morning to see your disgraceful face & obese body, so you down women who you don’t even know to make yourself feel better because you have a severe inferiority complex.
Well then, please FUCK OFF!
I’m sure you have better things to do than to post on a website that says NO WOMEN ALLOWED!
If we were to actually get in a fight, yeah, you would kick my ass.
Mainly because I’m short & skinny.
But give me a knife & don’t even think for a fucking second I wouldn’t stab you.
No, I cannot say that i know what life would be like if i were a soldier.
I can only image & it’s not good. That’s why, unlike many ignorant people posting on here [not you in pacticular], I choose to be thankful for the people who ARE fighting, so myself & others won’t have to.
& I’m not into the whole “teenage drama” shit.
I’m probably the most anti-drama teenager you’d ever meet.
My theory is “fuck off, I have better things to do.”
Anyways, I do realize that in war I would obviously have to kill people. But, you must realize, I don’t value human life anymore than that of the ugly spider. I don’t consider myself, or anyone else more “valuable” than an ant. & go ahead, call me a sick person or whatever you want, but i really don’t care. I can’t change the way I think.
& I completely agree that it wouldn’t mean shit to me until it was over, at which point, depending on my deeds, I’d probally either suffer from depression or even kill myself.
But I don’t live for the future anymore.
I just wind up spending to much time worrying about things that may never happen.
Besides, I’m not healthy enough to live that long.
As far a women in the military, I respect your opinion completely.
Although, I’m more of an “equal rights, equal responsibilities” kind of person.
You’re not going to change my opinion & I’m not going to change yours.
Also, many men work in those biochemical, bomb making, & shit labs as well.
They’re all playing a huge part in the war, even if it is a “cowardly” or “lazy” position.
& there are women who are actually fighting, no one on here seems to understand that.
Now, allow me to point out an annoying contradiction.
First you say that women shouldn’t have any part in the war at all seeing as they are not “adiquate” enough, but then you bitch that women don’t “pull their weight.”
Wtf?
& your “bitch in khaki” remark, once again, disrespectful.
There’s way of voicing opinions without being disrespectful, cunt.
& trust me, not many people would even want to look at, let alone, touch you.
Yes. I do. The question is do you.
…do you even listen to yourself? For… hmm not god… ah yes. FOR MY CATS SAKE do you ever listen to yourself?
Wtf dude do U ever listen to yourself?
Hmm ok(now logged)
Give it another shot by logging in and posting a comment. It will link to your blog.
-Dick
Ah I see. It was all freaky on the old site when I did this.
No some men marry thinking they will recieve love but women only love little fluffy bears, jewlry and the financial rape of men who were stupid enough to take the princess retard as a wife.
Women take jobs and run around on hubby who is only a wallet while the search for the BBD, and thats bigger better deal. Women really have nothing more to offer than a street girl.
Necroswordsman, you should register for an account here to or at least enter your blog url in the comment form when you post.
-Dick