Women Caused the War in Iraq
Women caused the war in Iraq. It’s been plain as day to me for a while now — because of my mantuition, but I didn’t want to drop that particular bomb up the ass of feminism because I hadn’t yet acquired the proof.
Someone call the CO. The proof has been acquired.
Just like all other wars, women caused the war in Iraq.
Whatever your thoughts on the war in Iraq, there is one thing that can’t be argued: more than 3,000 US troops have lost their lives in battle. That means if every man who has given his life for freedom in Iraq was an M&M, the deaths of those men would probably fill up a fish bowl. I’m not sure about that because I’m not very good at those guessing games. I’m a man. I’m not about fucking guessing, I’m about facts.
Here’s a fact for you. Since 1960, women and their fat asses have gotten fatter by a magnitude of 24 pounds. That’s 17% more Cushion for the Pushin, making women that much more sensual than they were a mere 50 years ago.
But Dick, what does massive and disgusting weight gain have to do with the war in the middle east?
I’ll tell you, my man friend.
The troops in Iraq have been doing more than building freedom and democracy in these unstable parts of the world. They’ve also been acquiring access to oil faster than women at a Midnight Madness sale acquired fucking claw marks all over her arms. Unlike women, the military does it with class — except the woman parts of the military. They do it with no class.
It doesn’t matter if you think oil is why anyone went to Iraq in the first place. The free world is getting its precious oil regardless of intent. It’s like slapping the shit out of a woman. Even if you didn’t mean to, she’s still going to get turned on by it. If you don’t think that’s true, find me one woman over the age of 17 who hasn’t had a rape fantasy.
Twenty four more pounds of womanly personality equals 469 million more gallons of gasoline per year purchased by the average male just to schlep his prize pig to the movies and back; probably stopping at Starbucks or Coldstone Ice Creamery on the way to and back. Starting to see the big picture?
Maybe if women could skip a meal or hit the treadmill more often than twice every New Years, we wouldn’t be so fucking dependent on oil. We would be exactly 469 million gallons less dependent on oil. I wonder how many of those 3,000 marines that would have saved.
I wonder that, but women don’t. They just keep cramming donuts and bear claws into their gaping maws like no one’s making any more, and somehow they manage to fill their air with their braying and jaw-jacking while doing so. It makes me sick.
If all the reasons women shouldn’t be in the army were M&M’s, you could probably stack them up into space. Jessica Lynch and Lynndie England would be a big fat pair of M&M’s the size of footballs at the very bottom; those ones they sell during Easter.
Man, are those two broads a pair of military grade fuck ups or what?
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March 15th, 2007 at 5:32 pm - IP Man-Hash: c4d026b819ad4
That’s a good one. I didn’t know that.
-Dick
March 15th, 2007 at 9:36 pm - IP Man-Hash: e360eaab3b47f
Marie Curie got credit for her husbands work.
He was dying of radiation poisoning and died in an accident and he would not let her near the experiments because he knew the dangers. She gets most of the credit. He was to sick the go receive his noble prize and so he sent her and told them she had helped.. They both got credit but the feminist put her on the pedestal and forget all about Piere.
She was very helpful during the war in helping the wounded soldiers.
But I seriously doubt she would have discovered Radium & Polonium if she had not met her husband Piere.
March 15th, 2007 at 11:44 pm - IP Man-Hash: c22b02c2f4c68
I don’t care about “typical women’s intelligence” because I’m a man.
March 16th, 2007 at 1:58 am - IP Man-Hash: 0dc060b16a9bd
Ok I doubt a woman could hold that sort of lie without reverting to another one. I’m going to go out on a limb here and believe him. But BJ, if you don’t start being reasonable, we’re going to tell you to fuck off anyway. Alright?
March 16th, 2007 at 2:00 am - IP Man-Hash: 980cc8a8ac1a7
Are you wearing khaky right now, dear? No?! Then shut the fuck up!
Cunt? Further commentary is redundant.
March 16th, 2007 at 2:04 am - IP Man-Hash: 980cc8a8ac1a7
I don’t care about “typical women’s intelligence” because I’m a man.
Sure you are, Jarredbones.
March 16th, 2007 at 2:08 am - IP Man-Hash: 8d87604c92686
I have a fact about Temple Grandin too. Yes, she invented some pretty good livestock handling devices. This is, according to her own explanation in the documentary “She thinks like a cow”, because she’s incredibly autistic, and from her own accord her brain works in many ways like an animals.
I’m not bullshitting. Seriously. I’m simply reciting.
I wonder if all the women inventors had some serious mental problems.
March 16th, 2007 at 2:12 am - IP Man-Hash: 980cc8a8ac1a7
Such as a man’s brain crammed inside their (more or less) pretty little heads? Might be. Those that actually invented stuff worth a shit, I mean.
March 16th, 2007 at 3:41 am - IP Man-Hash: e360eaab3b47f
Of course there is that rare freak of nature.
The female may end up with an extra male chromosome which may cause a blockage in the vaginal canal preventing her from thinking like a typical adolescent. Rate of such an occurance is about 1 in 2 billion.
March 16th, 2007 at 3:59 am - IP Man-Hash: c22b02c2f4c68
Ok I doubt a woman could hold that sort of lie without reverting to another one. I’m going to go out on a limb here and believe him. But BJ, if you don’t start being reasonable, we’re going to tell you to fuck off anyway. Alright?
Fair enough
March 16th, 2007 at 4:05 am - IP Man-Hash: c22b02c2f4c68
Ok, I’m trying to be reasonable, and I’m not having a go at anyone. I’ll stop ripping you guys off if you do the same. But I seriously think that you need to try to get over your issues with women. I understand that you must have very good reasons to hate women, and maybe I just haven’t met a woman that bad, but you need to try.
March 16th, 2007 at 10:16 am - IP Man-Hash: 0dc060b16a9bd
I have no issues with women in general, honestly. But you know, sometimes, they just make me go ARRRRRGHHHHHHHHHHH MUSHROOM KINGDOM PRINCESSS berzerk nuts.
I have women friends and male friends, they’re nice. But feminists? Heh, fuck them, they’re not women even.
March 16th, 2007 at 8:01 pm - IP Man-Hash: 14706e9810b71
I’ll get over with “my issues” when I choose, or do not choose, cocksucker.
Got it?
Too bad for you I told a grudge into the next life.
March 16th, 2007 at 9:26 pm - IP Man-Hash: c22b02c2f4c68
Ok jeez, sorry. I wasn’t trying to piss you off, I just thought maybe it would be worthwhile to try. Take a chill pill.
March 16th, 2007 at 9:28 pm - IP Man-Hash: c22b02c2f4c68
Oh yeh and Necroswordsman, I understand now, and well I’d have to agree with you on that one.
March 17th, 2007 at 5:42 am - IP Man-Hash: 0dc060b16a9bd
Of course, it’s not just because im frustrated. There is also some sincerity in it.
March 17th, 2007 at 1:51 pm - IP Man-Hash: 980cc8a8ac1a7
BJ, did you know that half the world’s population are being thwarted of their right to coherent thought this very second, as you sit there reading this? It’s all so unfair…
Damn facts, causality and logic. Tools of the patriarchy’s oppression.
It is to laugh if not to cry.
- paul oakenfold feat brittany murphy - faster kill pussycat
March 17th, 2007 at 4:34 pm - IP Man-Hash: 8806adb090fb0
March 17th, 2007 at 4:50 pm - IP Man-Hash: 980cc8a8ac1a7
Meow, unsurprisingly, is grievously errant in her contention. It is precisely that men, as a gender, always have and always will treasure and love their women that has continually been our undoing.
- sandra collins - tranceport 3
March 17th, 2007 at 5:33 pm - IP Man-Hash: 8806adb090fb0
sonyad,
I thought of giving a detailed response as to why the reverse is true but, on reflection, it would have been a complete waste of time and effort.
I have had a quick look at the ‘you tube’ video. I could only stomach the 1st. few minutes where she contends that, no thanks to men, the feminist movement has enabled her to have an education, a good job and a beautiful apartment. This is an example of an educated woman! Are women losing all rational thought?