Women Caused the War in Iraq
Women caused the war in Iraq. It’s been plain as day to me for a while now — because of my mantuition, but I didn’t want to drop that particular bomb up the ass of feminism because I hadn’t yet acquired the proof.
Someone call the CO. The proof has been acquired.
Just like all other wars, women caused the war in Iraq.
Whatever your thoughts on the war in Iraq, there is one thing that can’t be argued: more than 3,000 US troops have lost their lives in battle. That means if every man who has given his life for freedom in Iraq was an M&M, the deaths of those men would probably fill up a fish bowl. I’m not sure about that because I’m not very good at those guessing games. I’m a man. I’m not about fucking guessing, I’m about facts.
Here’s a fact for you. Since 1960, women and their fat asses have gotten fatter by a magnitude of 24 pounds. That’s 17% more Cushion for the Pushin, making women that much more sensual than they were a mere 50 years ago.
But Dick, what does massive and disgusting weight gain have to do with the war in the middle east?
I’ll tell you, my man friend.
The troops in Iraq have been doing more than building freedom and democracy in these unstable parts of the world. They’ve also been acquiring access to oil faster than women at a Midnight Madness sale acquired fucking claw marks all over her arms. Unlike women, the military does it with class — except the woman parts of the military. They do it with no class.
It doesn’t matter if you think oil is why anyone went to Iraq in the first place. The free world is getting its precious oil regardless of intent. It’s like slapping the shit out of a woman. Even if you didn’t mean to, she’s still going to get turned on by it. If you don’t think that’s true, find me one woman over the age of 17 who hasn’t had a rape fantasy.
Twenty four more pounds of womanly personality equals 469 million more gallons of gasoline per year purchased by the average male just to schlep his prize pig to the movies and back; probably stopping at Starbucks or Coldstone Ice Creamery on the way to and back. Starting to see the big picture?
Maybe if women could skip a meal or hit the treadmill more often than twice every New Years, we wouldn’t be so fucking dependent on oil. We would be exactly 469 million gallons less dependent on oil. I wonder how many of those 3,000 marines that would have saved.
I wonder that, but women don’t. They just keep cramming donuts and bear claws into their gaping maws like no one’s making any more, and somehow they manage to fill their air with their braying and jaw-jacking while doing so. It makes me sick.
If all the reasons women shouldn’t be in the army were M&M’s, you could probably stack them up into space. Jessica Lynch and Lynndie England would be a big fat pair of M&M’s the size of footballs at the very bottom; those ones they sell during Easter.
Man, are those two broads a pair of military grade fuck ups or what?
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Ey? No. One’s fly. Facilitate access.
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The pearly gates? ;-P
Better hold something else open instead.
Chivalry is an honour code that existed in the middle ages, it has little to do with “holding doors for women” and all that.
This is an example of the code as written by a 19th Century Historian…
# Thou shalt believe all that the Church teaches, and shalt observe all its directions.
# Thou shalt defend the Church.
# Thou shalt respect all weaknesses, and shalt constitute thyself the defender of them.
# Thou shalt love the country in which thou wast born.
# Thou shalt not recoil before thine enemy.
# Thou shalt make war against the Infidel without cessation, and without mercy.
# Thou shalt perform scrupulously thy feudal duties, if they be not contrary to the laws of God.
# Thou shalt never lie, and shall remain faithful to thy pledged word.
# Thou shalt be generous, and give largess to everyone.
# Thou shalt be everywhere and always the champion of the Right and the Good against Injustice and Evil
Um…I don’t see much weakness in the above code…nor does it state that thou shalt hold doors open for thy mistress…does it?
I think you may also find that chivalrous behaviour requires strength, not weakness,.
Sure you women want more of the give me, give me guys. There is never enough handouts for you women. Yet all you women give is misery.
I think you may also find that chivalrous behaviour requires strength, not weakness, no suprise that you wouldnt understand that, so yeah go ahead and shit on wolfe if it makes you feel all better, I am sure that as always you simply wont deserve any retaliation you may receive, seeing as you are beyond reproach in all matters.
No but you are the one expressing homophobia. Faggot is not a nice word for gay people. More insulting.
You’ve said I’m a chilvalrous pussy like wolfe when I’ve demonstrated no such weakness, and you constantly take opportunities to shit on me for no reason.
You mean what you’re doing? I see, all makes sense now.
I am not the one asking other men if they have crushes on me, you faggot.
P Coderch
I’m not the one asking other men if they have crushes on me, you faggot.
P Coderch
You mean what you’re doing? I see, all makes sense now.
You mean what you’re doing? I see, all makes sense now.
I don’t know what’s funnier: this fag thinking that there’s something wrong with having boy-crushes or him assuming that I would have a crush on him. HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA…monster denial about his own homosexuality desguised as homophobia.
P Coderch
Meow I don’t have a 16 year old estrogen resonating cluster fuck in my skull, but what the fuck is “grow an addiction”? Oh wait, I don’t give a fuck.
I would like to thank P Coderch for the lengthily laugh I enjoyed when reading his recent comments. Seriously, like take a chill pill. Or even grow an addiction. If you get this stressed out over menial shit like this website & [most] of the people on it, then you’re are not going to live very long. Learn to manage your stress. & please, do realize, if you write me back another mental driven message, I’m only going to laugh, but feel free.
Wrong.
There’s always those “men” who will fuck anything that moves no matter how empty the headcan is.
Yes, those interpersonal relationships too.
Dakota Smith’s Tips For Debating Women on the Internet
Ignore them.
Responding only encourages women, which is a Bad Thing. Firstly, it’s bad for their psyches, because participating here only upsets her. Secondly, exchanges with them uniformly tend to decrease the signal-to-noise ratio on the site.
If you can’t ignore them, make your responses short and to the point.
Be coherent and limit yourself to a few sentences. Lengthy posts encourage encourage women to form subjective interpretations of what you’re saying and will almost always result in a complete misinterpretation.
Limit posts to single topics that implicitly discourage a response.
If you (unwisely) request a response or word your post such that a response is implied, frame it such that it can be answered yes or no. This will either force a simple answer or send a woman into an emotional diatribe about non-sequitors that can be ignored.
Most of all, don’t let them bait you into responding emotionally.
As we know, women are extremely good at this, and will resort to it as a tactic whenever they find themselves at an intellectual dead-end. Don’t fall for it! Ignore any emotional content of their posts and simply respond to what she’s said as calmly and coherently as possible.
Pcoderch, you are one stupid fuck.
I agreed with your post though. Where do you lump me in with wolfe? I’ve never been for any kind of chilvalry. Do you have a boycrush on me?
And the funny thing is that this cunt said that I am “stalking” her, when in reality I wasn’t even talking to her, and she was the one who addressed me in the first place. The cunt can add cynicism to her long list of character flaws.
P Coderch
Can you recommed any? I’m sure you have a long experience in seeing mental health professionals, giving that you’re a paederast who thinks it’s ok to screw 15 year-old boys, so your advice is appreciated.
P Coderch