Women Are So Anti-Gay It’s Not Even Funny
True story. I was walking to the store yesterday and smoking a giant Cuban cigar — as I like to do on Tuesday’s. On the way, I passed a woman who was shouting at her dog. The dog had wandered away and was ferreting through someone’s trash.
Being the helpful man that I am, I tried to explain to the woman that the dog was probably not understanding her position on the matter and that this is one of the reasons the city magistrate considers it in everyone’s best interests for dogs to be kept on leashes — to deter that kind of chaos. Everyone got together and agreed it would make the city better.
The woman made an overly-crass comment that I’m not going to repeat here because of its hateful subject matter and stormed away. I found myself asking one question as she did.
Why do all women hate gay people so much?
Women sling insults of the homosexual variety at men with greater fervor and intensity than a rabid wolf. They practically spit all over themselves when they get a chance to snarl some anti-gay epithet at a man. It’s disgusting.
Also, when I say “gay people”, I obviously mean gay men. Gay women, or “lesbians” are not gay. They’re faking it. You can tell because they’re as loud as possible about their sexual proclivities at all times.
Just like the mischievous school boy who insists he doesn’t cheat at Monopoly is a liar and a cheater (good man-reasoning in Monopoly — a sure way to win!), “lesbians” are not actually gay. They just want attention, some way to define themselves that isn’t “failure”, or to get back at their parents for clothing and sheltering them for twenty-four years (usually more). I don’t know when these “lesbian’s” decided that proper parenting was a crime, but they did and we men have to deal with it.
Women claim that gay people are the greatest things since sliced bread. But listen to their reasons: because they shop and because they listen.
Listen? Women know as much about listening as an ass knows about playing a flute.
What women actually want to do with gay people (when they’re not shaming them behind their backs with radically anachronistic slanders) is use them as a dart board for an endless tirade of nonsense blubbering about men in general, and without ever having to return any kind of favor for this service — any kind.
That is monkey shit.
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November 21st, 2005 at 8:38 pm - IP Man-Hash: d754ab99d7c00
Two good points Arielle. That love differs from romance (and the trap women fall into) as well as affection vs. love for a child (and how she will behave if she loves them). I do not need to guess where Female would fall in the love vs romance vs affection triangle.
Female, you are once again embarrassing yourself and your gender.
-wolfe
November 22nd, 2005 at 12:51 am - IP Man-Hash: dd25bee8154fe
When I read that, I thought for sure you must be a female.
If I I’m squirming it’s only because I’m trying to be polite and hold the laughter in.
Oh is that right, because you know me just so damn well.
Wolfe, you are once again embarrassing yourself and your gender.
-wolfe
November 22nd, 2005 at 12:55 am - IP Man-Hash: 957564b4aff6d
Wolfe strikes me as being intelligent and articulate. While I cannot pass judgement on his offline behavior, his online behavior appears to make him a credit to his gender.
November 22nd, 2005 at 1:13 am - IP Man-Hash: dd25bee8154fe
Don’t be fooled. He was quite nice to me a couple of days ago, but today I see he has reverted to his standard shithead behaviour. He’s actually the worst of them all.
November 22nd, 2005 at 1:26 am - IP Man-Hash: ac62c77584632
You just can’t make any friends on the internet either can you, Female. You with a computer is like a mule with a spinning wheel. Nobody knows how she got it, and damned if she knows how to use it.
-Dick
November 22nd, 2005 at 1:34 am - IP Man-Hash: dd25bee8154fe
Tsk, Tsk, I see you’ve still got the memory of a goldfish. I told you before dick, I’m not here to make friends. Oh and I hope you don’t mind me using your bandwidth or anything but I’ve offered to post everyone’s horoscope charts for them, probably in the forums if you don’t mind. I’m sure you don’t.
Simply post your place of birth/date and time and I will happily post your personality interpretation.
November 22nd, 2005 at 1:37 am - IP Man-Hash: ac62c77584632
A genuine lunatic. Thank God you’re a wacko feminist and would therefore never dream of having a child.
-Dick
November 22nd, 2005 at 1:38 am - IP Man-Hash: dd25bee8154fe
Feminist? When did I ever say I was a feminist? I’m non-political.
November 22nd, 2005 at 1:53 am - IP Man-Hash: ac62c77584632
The best kind of feminist.
-Dick
November 22nd, 2005 at 4:10 am - IP Man-Hash: d754ab99d7c00
High praise indeed, considering the source.
I still have not cursed you, unlike repeated absusive language from you. I see your latest imaginative epithet is “shithead”. How nice. In psychiatry, we call this “projection”. You can look it up.
You are right that my patience with you has largely reached an end. Repeated odious behavior on your part, including, but not limited to:
1. randomly insulting long-time site members and our kind host
2. a seemingly endless stream of foul and abusive language
3. posting disgusting and disturbing details about your sexual mores
4. bigotry as regards race, religion, and gender
5. an inability to hold a coherent discussion (see 10)
6. extreme rudeness
7. a very casual acquaintance with the truth
8. an even hazier grasp on rationality, even an abandonment of same
9. insulting people’s spouses, girlfriends, etc.
10. posting even more inane (and insane) drivel than usual while you are high
I was very patient with you when it seemed that you were mentally ill. You made it clear that that was not the case, then revealed that you were posting under the influence of illegal drugs. My sympathy and patience has largely deserted me.
-wolfe.
November 22nd, 2005 at 5:28 am - IP Man-Hash: 9efaeb2a8447e
wtf?! Does this mean no more ‘therapizing’ from you “Dr”? Yay!!
November 22nd, 2005 at 6:02 am - IP Man-Hash: d754ab99d7c00
What a magnificent come-back. How truly Female reveals her intellect.
November 22nd, 2005 at 10:32 am - IP Man-Hash: f75c92aeb197e
So how does love evolve in a woman who has adopted a baby rather than given birth to it? Because love is thought induced not hormone induced.
Basic maternal instinct is just that. An animal action that is forced on the female of species to protect their offspring. Feminists love to worship the whole motherhood and child rearing process and and relegate the male to the role of an unecessary extra quoting similar nonsense as you:
I nearly puked over my keyboard when I read that.
November 22nd, 2005 at 6:57 pm - IP Man-Hash: 2d19dfc739b51
Neitszche said, more or less…
“what doesnt kill you makes you stronger.”
Female is a classic case of how dealing with irrational dolts by way of logic, reason and emotional control/intelligence is like an on going work out. We get stronger whilst the dead weight we constantly lift just gets, er, uh… more dead.
November 27th, 2005 at 12:03 am - IP Man-Hash: 5e505ac6e0b2a
“So how does love evolve in a woman who has adopted a baby rather than given birth to it? Because love is thought induced not hormone induced.”
Geeza,
WOW. there are some thing is life that really hit home and that is one statement that does.
Here should be another……..
“A woman’s concerns
A woman I met yesterday typifies the only kind of thinking women seem to be capable of. Her primary concern with religion was whether it should be hard-line and dogmatic, or easy-going and liberal. The question of whether religious teachings should be true or not was of no concern to her. What she cares about is the experience. To her, truth is an irrelevant triviality whose only role in life is as a stumbling block for men.
A child visiting the doctor cares only about the jar of sweets on the doctors desk - he cares not about his own health. Sweets come first, and second.”
December 29th, 2005 at 4:11 am - IP Man-Hash: e71dfe2e4165e
Although many women irritate me and they really don’t seem to have much intellectual and/or rational depth, I find it amazing that the half of the human race is inferior to the other (nothing against the webmaster, I find many of the things he types on this site interesting)
Has nature stuffed up on us?? =S Is there a theory on why so many women give men the worst?
Someone give me some advice?
January 5th, 2006 at 9:21 am - IP Man-Hash: a0aa81221f167
yah- we are anti-gay!?! so what? do you have somethin to hide?
January 5th, 2006 at 10:36 am - IP Man-Hash: f3ae1ac46a2e3
And thus you reveal your own prejudice.
-Dick
January 6th, 2006 at 4:24 am - IP Man-Hash: 6c02c063629b2
To adjust to this, other changes must be made. Time rules our lives, and every minute a women is at work, is a minute she isn’t at home cooking dinner. Which means that either the schedule must be changed, or dinner must be made a different way. Why can’t the male cook? Physically, there is no reason…it’s mentally where there often seem to be problems with the male doing tasks such as ironing and cleaning.
Megz,
Most women I have met can barely boil water, much less cook. Their idea of a good meal is hamburger helper or EZ macaroni and cheese.
March 23rd, 2006 at 9:53 am - IP Man-Hash: 356b2e2244d02
I never said that hormones didn’t dictate the maternal behaviour of women. I said it was LOVE. If that aint hormonal, I don’t know what the fuck is.
Love is emotion or energy, E-Motion (energy in motion).
Thats why love can be felt by others, it has an extremely high wavelength and is not contained by the body. Would you describe God’s love for us as Hormonal as well?
I thought Women were supposed to know this stuff…..?