Curse Words Make Sugar-Plum Fairies Cry
I can’t count the number of times I’ve been chastised by a raving schoolmarm (who should have been minding her own fucking business) for tossing a few baudy, blue color words into a conversation. As a man I use swear words, or “sentence enhancers” as I call them, with extreme discretion and in proper taste at all times. That doesn’t seem to be enough for women though.
And why would it be? It is perfectly reasonable.
Women say that swearing is uncouth or inappropriate. What I say to that is, are you fucking serious? That’s the stupidest of shit that I have ever heard it. And I’ve heard plenty of stupid shit.
The real reason women hate swearing is because they actually think curse words are magical.
It’s no secret that women believe in fairies and Easter bunnies and princesses in far away castles and ogres and bullshit. They’re raised on it like calves on bonemeal, and it’s so ingrained in their psyches that the process of inventing wildly delusional and fantasic drama governs the entire rest of their lives.
The truth is that swearing puts asses in the seats. Swearing gives something with no credibility a shitload of it — like ten times. Swearing is how you make a good point a fucking great point.
That’s yet another reason why men are better than women. Because we men like to make things better with our man-tools, be they physical (like a wrench or an anvil) or figurative (like swearing, or thinking, or a round of fisticuffs). Points, seats, quality of life; it’s all the same in a man’s world — something to improve.
A woman, on the other hand, prefers to invent crazy reasons not to use the tools readily available to her in order to achieve. In this case I’m talking about Casper the Ghost and Scooby the Boogeyman who both hate swearing so much that I guess they’ll commit suicide if they hear you doing it. I think I speak for all of us men when I say: You gotta be fucking shitting me here.
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Hahahahahahahaha!!!! Watcher=Mr. Empty-pants!!! Hahahahahahahaha!!!!
Ms A,
You are so stupid that you thought you would talk as an animal here and expect that we will complement with you. How naive you are.
Learn something useful in your life. Be a respectable person, not a talking animal. If your mother raised you like a dog, don’t let this complicate your life. We can help you get over. If you are complicated of men because of some bad experience, we can help you too. In this site we discuss everything. But you have to first become a person to talk to you. If you come back, dare state your name at least to be somewhat respected.
I have been in this site for about a year and I have never humiliated a woman like you, even though some who come here are feminists. But you deserved being humiliated the most. You know why; I won’t repeat it.
Now you leave with a sigh that you did not state your name; this way the humiliation remains anonymous. So, you knew from scratch that you would be humiliated and that’s why you chose not to state your name. It’s clear you have been accustomed to humiliation as because you are raised ….
micho, micho, micho once again all I heard was whuff whuff whuff from you. You are so original, how about you think something up yourself rather then stealing someone else’ s material.
But what did I expect anyway, teaching a man to how to have an intellectual conversation is the same as teaching a dog, only an actual dog is smarter and more useful.
Anyway, I am out of here, unlike you whinny whores, I have a life to live and people to see, who enjoy my company.
See ya cock suckers.
Yeah OK ya stupid cunt, you can pretend fucking off was “your idea” if you really want to.
And don’t fucking come back.
“You are so original, how about you think something up yourself rather then stealing someone else’ s material.”
For God’s sake, what’s the meaning of what you said?
Stay here to humiliate you. I love humiliating feminists. This is what I dedicate my life for.
What life do you have? Which people would you see, if you are complicated of men?
Whether I’m original or not, this does not change the truth that you are a talking animal. Again, remember that it is you who are ashamed of your identity.
A,
Do not think your words are worth or considerable. They are just annoying, like yourself. We all feel pity for you to be an animal among us. Dick Masterson lets everybody talks in this site so that everybody says what he/she is. You identified youreslf to us as a talking animal. One of the proofs that you are shy of yourself is because you are even shy of saying your name. Go to the mirror and cry for being shy of yourself.
Yeah like I will listen to a bunch of idiotic, imbecilic, uneducated men on how to talk when all you people do is tell some to kill themselves because you are two stupid to have normal intellectual conversations. As I said, if you act like a bunch of dogs, you will be treated like dogs, so be nice or go and choke on a dick you dirty whores.
No conversations with talking animals like YOU.
Oh, I think she’s listening to us just fine.
Nice try though.
She was raised like a dog and ignored by society. It’s a favor for her that we talk to her.
She deserved to have all this page humiliation for her. She is raised as a dog and is accustomed to humiliation. She lives with it and loves it.
If you are shy of yourself that you don’t dare mention your name, why do you expect others to talk to you. Why would you be so shy of your identity if you were not so weird? If you were fat, that wouldn’t forbid you from saying your identity as many fat women talk. You must be a weird person that nature vomited in this era that you are shy of yourself. An example of such weirdness is being a dog, since in every sentence you speak, you see others like dog. It’s clear you were raised with them and like them.
Remember, it is you who is shy of herself. I state my name, and most men here do. Only women do NOT.
A,
I understand that your mother raised you like a dog, and I feel pity for you. Again and again, I advise you to kill yourself or clean yourself from the complications you’ve got. You can’t live as a talking animal among people. You won’t get respect this way. But I am sure you won’t take what I say seriously because you’re still at the level of animals and have no honor to understand what I say. Good luck.
That is rich coming from closet homos and nerdy virgins who women would not piss on men like you if you are on fire. I mean seriously lets be honest, all this hate you men have towards women is due because you all are sexually frustrated and no woman will give you the time of day because you are fat, ugly whores that whiny all the time or homos that are just mad at women because they look better in a dress. Your mothers should have neutered your fathers like the dogs that they are for impregnating them with you useless creatures.
A,
It’s clear your mother raised you like a dog that you always talk this way.
It is you who is complicated of men because you are complicated of yourself. I advise you to kill yourself that’s better than being a speaking dog.
YES….. Let’s be HONEST.
We don’t “hate” you sweety. NO MAN would ever throw his dick into something he “hates”. You can count on that. As long as YOU know —>> men are NOT REQUIRED to LIKE the women we fuck.
After all…. if we waited around for women we actually LIKED – idiot worthless cunts like yourself would never get any cock.
Think about it.
You’re welcum.
Now run along and have fun. You can start my making yourself on a cock and playing sperm vacuum like a good little whore.
Menarebetterthanwomen.
*homos that are just mad at women because they look better in a dress*
That’s actually pretty funny. I look pretty good in a dress, by the way. Probably better than you, anyway.
To micho
All I heard was whuff whuff whuff from you, you need your leash tighten so you will stop barking, even better, you need to be put down you whore.
And you need a stiff cock up your ass and you daily dose of throat yogurt…. but this is never gonna get you laid.
So you would choose to kill someone because you don’t like the way they think? That’s interesting.
This is how you are raised.
Oh and Dick, shut the fuck up and put that dick back in your mouth you dirty whore.
Women are violent, racist terrified sexist whores.
Men don’t negotiate with our crotches for personal gain.
Only whimmin do that. In and out of bed.
Whores.
His dick should be in your mouth to shut you up. But you talk too much and you need more than one dick. Better suck dogs’ dicks coz you like them.
Men are dogs who need to be beaten daily just so they can shut the fuck up and stop complaining (like you people on this site). Jesus seriously, men are just a bunch of whores who walk around like their shit don’t stink but in reality their roles on this earth are useless. Men are good for one thing, being used like slaves for manual labor and ….. well actually that is it.
Dogs only care about 3 things.
• Can I eat it?? (basic survival)
• Can I fuck it?? (fun and instinctual reproduction)
And if the answer is no…..
they just PISS on it and move on.
Cats need staff.
And they NEVER look happy.
Dogs are better than cats.
Menarebetterthanwomen.
Go kill yourself cunt. If men are dogs, then you’re the daughter of a dog, and thus, a dog.
Feminists like you are the real dogs, the abnormal, weird, shit of nature, complicated, unnatural, and prostitute women.
What you said doen’st even deserve a reply, because it shows you are a complicated woman which nature vomited to be the mistake and problem of this era. You, and people the like, are the worms of this era that we will humiliate you forever. We will humiliate you, and history will humiliate you, and you will be an example of the weird and shit of nature forever. Your children will not be proud of you.
Trust me, it is better that you kill yourself than be a useless person who walks proud being against nature. But you can’t go for this unless you have some level of honor. You should be killed, but you know good people avoid killing, and you use this fact to show us how nasty you are. Better for you to maintain some respect is to kill yourself.
Only a WOMAN would BEAT someone for typing/saying something she didn’t like. That’s why women make lousy wives and parents and are not allowed here.
Imagine if MEN “beat women daily just to shut them up”.
Thankfully, menarebetterthanwomen and we can hurt them infinitely more by walking away.
Why can’t whimmin just walk away? Because whimmin would prefer to be violent – than ignored.
Menarebetterthanwomen.
Very true. Being ignored is something they cannot stand.
LOL YOU GOT SENTENCE ENHANCERS FROM SPONGEBOB YOU CLEVER MAN YOU xD
LMFAO Spongebob fucking RULES!! XD
women are not all anti-gay and racist, but the women who are anti gay have a pretty good reason to be that way it is hard enough to find a good man, as is without throwing on top of that weed out the gay men. Women outnumber men as is then you have to subtract the gay one too. Not saying i agree with that logic but that’s there reasoning.
I once knew a girl.. Was the kindest sweetest thing you could ever imagine. Then one day after I had taken the advice of Mr. Masterson and fucking ignored her (she was an attention whore aren’t they all) and she starts participating in the going conversation. I couldn’t believe the blatant and gratuitous racism and bigotry coming out of her clueless little mouth!
If even a sweet innocent looking girl like that can actually be so horrid, it’s likely that most of them are. Any difficulty that there ignorant little slut’s may have are no excuses for ignorant bigotry.
The way you speak (without any form or logic) also leads me to believe you are a women. If so please leave this site immediately.
Thank you
You know how many I know that were previously married to gay men? We are not all anti-gay, but pretending to not be gay, is worse than hating gays…
You’re funny–no, wait, you’re fucking funny! hahahh
I’d like to know why women are so Anti-gay and racist. seriously. They are all cold hearted selfish cunt rags.
Cunts just can’t take a bit of criticism. I love it!
They try to rip off your balls, you push them down, they try to get up, you push them down, they try to puncture your leg with their heels, you punch their tits – that is what this cycle is like.
They talk like the emotionally immature little bitches and tricks they are. Note how appearance and sexual attraction is everything to them – they encourage hate-mongering and go to great lengths to justify teasing and bullying – both stalkesque behaviors mature individuals left in grade school.
But then cunts are just loudmouthed bitches who need a good defensive beat-down to help them learn their place. Ouch, those implants didn’t stop your mouth from bleeding!
Really? To me he sounds intelligent, witty, controversial, and provocative. Not only can he express an opinion, and provide evidence to back it up, he can do it with correct spelling, punctuation, AND grammar.
And for the record, most men with dicks in their ass enjoy it, and are gay. Sexual preference doesn’t determine intelligence. Sexual gender does.
Cassie: ***its a real shame both your brain and your penis are the size of peanuts or you might actually have something interesting to say***
It’s a real shame your tits and your cunt block you brain from doing anything but spewing shit, or YOU might have something interesting to you.
See honey? It works both ways. But we can insult each other back and forth forever, and nothing will EVER change. If you want something to change, you have to prove that it should. SAYING it should doesn’t do dick. All it does is stroke your own ego.
People like you is the reason this site exists.
*looks at walls filled with tally marks*
THATS IT! I’M OUTTA HERE!!
Dear Dick
ooh by the way you sound like you got a dick up your ass…or maybe thats what you need!