Curse Words Make Sugar-Plum Fairies Cry
I can’t count the number of times I’ve been chastised by a raving schoolmarm (who should have been minding her own fucking business) for tossing a few baudy, blue color words into a conversation. As a man I use swear words, or “sentence enhancers” as I call them, with extreme discretion and in proper taste at all times. That doesn’t seem to be enough for women though.
And why would it be? It is perfectly reasonable.
Women say that swearing is uncouth or inappropriate. What I say to that is, are you fucking serious? That’s the stupidest of shit that I have ever heard it. And I’ve heard plenty of stupid shit.
The real reason women hate swearing is because they actually think curse words are magical.
It’s no secret that women believe in fairies and Easter bunnies and princesses in far away castles and ogres and bullshit. They’re raised on it like calves on bonemeal, and it’s so ingrained in their psyches that the process of inventing wildly delusional and fantasic drama governs the entire rest of their lives.
The truth is that swearing puts asses in the seats. Swearing gives something with no credibility a shitload of it — like ten times. Swearing is how you make a good point a fucking great point.
That’s yet another reason why men are better than women. Because we men like to make things better with our man-tools, be they physical (like a wrench or an anvil) or figurative (like swearing, or thinking, or a round of fisticuffs). Points, seats, quality of life; it’s all the same in a man’s world — something to improve.
A woman, on the other hand, prefers to invent crazy reasons not to use the tools readily available to her in order to achieve. In this case I’m talking about Casper the Ghost and Scooby the Boogeyman who both hate swearing so much that I guess they’ll commit suicide if they hear you doing it. I think I speak for all of us men when I say: You gotta be fucking shitting me here.
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November 16th, 2006 at 11:27 am - IP Man-Hash: 7f0331adb6577
ey, what do u guys rekon of Borat? I think hes a fucking legend.
November 16th, 2006 at 2:38 pm - IP Man-Hash: 4555637db20cf
Indeed. But too bad that he is famous now. He’ll never be able to catch as many people again.
April 2nd, 2007 at 3:23 pm - IP Man-Hash: 0dba4724830e3
Sacha Baron Cohen is a very nice!
l2 spell billy
AND ESPECIALLY FUCKING CASSIE.
STOP BEING A CARPETBAGGING COCKMONGLER.
KTHXBAI
June 11th, 2007 at 1:54 pm - IP Man-Hash: 19802bb1a3547
Swearing is just the result of a feeble mind not being able too express its self eloquently. Women may not use swear words as much as men do, but that doesn’t meant that they aren’t as good as men.
June 11th, 2007 at 3:43 pm - IP Man-Hash: c4d026b819ad4
Yes it does.
-Dick
June 11th, 2007 at 4:20 pm - IP Man-Hash: a13ba81333017
So is writing like this.
-wolfe
July 19th, 2007 at 5:13 am - IP Man-Hash: 9dbba85d4f300
wot r u fucking talking about i dont mind swearwords and we are not all fairytales believing in that bullshit so get ouver yourself. Is ur life realy that boring that you have nothing to do but this.
July 19th, 2007 at 5:31 am - IP Man-Hash: 19968a06a2a3c
You are an expert writer, perhaps the likes of which the world has never seen before. Your unique persona, your infallible intellect, your firm belief in a philosophy that is your own. Where do all of you come from? Why are you so bitter and jaded, when you bask in such enlightenment and aptitude? Please, please tell me more, I must learn more about you, babycakes.
Are you one of those brilliant little genius-whores who brags about being a slut, openly telling 11-year-old girls that stripping is empowering? Do you forward a philosophy of shallow, dull beliefs? Or are you something more, perhaps that anti-conformist cunt who dares to brave the harsh tides of society wearing pale whore paint and black nail globs?
PLZ ANSWER MY COMMENT!
July 19th, 2007 at 6:29 am - IP Man-Hash: d079ceb34258b
To quote a hilarious you tube clip I recently watched. “Fuck is fucking versatile”
You guys need to see this
http://youtube.com/watch?v=XGDpzqs3vYg
July 19th, 2007 at 7:17 am - IP Man-Hash: 1ab60015f6eb6
Dutch269 - Nice post. So true. Women have no shit about equality, reason or logic. They always fuck things up. Excellent clarification by Bill. Good explanation indeed.
July 19th, 2007 at 8:41 am - IP Man-Hash: 5fd634f6ed1ed
I always like putting in a good ‘fuck’ or ‘christ’ which although it’s not really a curse it helps to tell the person that I’m in a strained mood.
July 19th, 2007 at 5:01 pm - IP Man-Hash: 9419ffad6ab4f
ask any stripper and they will tell you what they do is ‘empowering’… because not shit was expected out of them in life…now at least they have some use, although they not getting my hard money…
July 27th, 2007 at 8:14 am - IP Man-Hash: 25912f704b672
Cassie try not to talk like an average chav with “dissin” this and “dissin” that. Then maybe just maybe your view might be taken on board.
Didnt say it would be accepted or agreed with though.
July 27th, 2007 at 8:48 am - IP Man-Hash: 4555637db20cf
@ Chris: Cassie is an idiot. Nothing she says can be taken seriously, and it matters not if she uses chav-speak or standard English. Stupidity is stupidity, and that transcends the manner of speech/writing of the idiot involved.
October 8th, 2007 at 1:29 pm - IP Man-Hash: d816f3acf8f35
I cant believe that I just read this shit! well done Mr Dick…I guess you are a dick in real life.
I have a sugestion for you…
Why dont you go to your home and call your mother all that bullshit!
Im sure she would love to hear it!
Ps. Im sure you are not attractive in person honey…and i feel really bad for all you guys!
October 8th, 2007 at 1:30 pm - IP Man-Hash: d816f3acf8f35
Dear Dick
ooh by the way you sound like you got a dick up your ass…or maybe thats what you need!
October 8th, 2007 at 1:34 pm - IP Man-Hash: 19cb50505fa07
*looks at walls filled with tally marks*
THATS IT! I’M OUTTA HERE!!
November 4th, 2007 at 8:44 pm - IP Man-Hash: 904f55006453f
Cassie: ***its a real shame both your brain and your penis are the size of peanuts or you might actually have something interesting to say***
It’s a real shame your tits and your cunt block you brain from doing anything but spewing shit, or YOU might have something interesting to you.
See honey? It works both ways. But we can insult each other back and forth forever, and nothing will EVER change. If you want something to change, you have to prove that it should. SAYING it should doesn’t do dick. All it does is stroke your own ego.
People like you is the reason this site exists.
November 4th, 2007 at 8:47 pm - IP Man-Hash: 904f55006453f
Really? To me he sounds intelligent, witty, controversial, and provocative. Not only can he express an opinion, and provide evidence to back it up, he can do it with correct spelling, punctuation, AND grammar.
And for the record, most men with dicks in their ass enjoy it, and are gay. Sexual preference doesn’t determine intelligence. Sexual gender does.
November 4th, 2007 at 9:47 pm - IP Man-Hash: ceeb4e25bbf8e
Cunts just can’t take a bit of criticism. I love it!
They try to rip off your balls, you push them down, they try to get up, you push them down, they try to puncture your leg with their heels, you punch their tits - that is what this cycle is like.
They talk like the emotionally immature little bitches and tricks they are. Note how appearance and sexual attraction is everything to them - they encourage hate-mongering and go to great lengths to justify teasing and bullying - both stalkesque behaviors mature individuals left in grade school.
But then cunts are just loudmouthed bitches who need a good defensive beat-down to help them learn their place. Ouch, those implants didn’t stop your mouth from bleeding!