Women Have Cooties
Men have more androgen in their systems than women. And androgen, as any biologist or man can tell you, is not only the key ingredient of awesome, but it also creates thicker more resilient skin.
But there’s another reason why women’s faces fall the fuck apart the second they hit thirty — a reason that has nothing to do with the Make-up Biologique.
It’s because twice every day of their lives, women plaster enough goo and junk on themselves to choke a donkey.
Why do they do this? What am I Mr. Answers with the answers to everything?
You bet your ass I am.
Men, can you remember the last time you went to bed with a woman without hearing either of the following:
“Don’t touch my face. I just put some face softening and melting cream on it so it’ll be fucked in ten years.”
Or
“Hey can you pass me the remote so I can get lotion and shit all over it that will never come off and will make your hand smell like vanilla every time you watch TV.”
No you can’t, and neither can I. That is, unless you’ve had the pleasure of not sleeping with a woman yet. And if you have, let me tell you this. Women do not look even look close to the fucking same in the morning. It’s like night and day. No I take that back. It’s like Technicolor and not Technicolor. You can fill in the blanks from there I’m sure.
Now, I’m not saying that’s bad. Women are still beautiful and unique things. Just don’t try to convince them of that in the morning or you’re the new fucking Hitler.
What we’re getting at here is a bigger issue. And that is that all women are not frauds exactly, they’re just embarrassed to be women.
They wear masks every day of their lives to cover it up. They wearing clothing that says they’re a size or two smaller than they actually are — as if we couldn’t tell. Hell, if they could get away with it, they would wear strap-ons and fake Groucho Marx moustaches and call themselves men.
They couldn’t get away with that though. Because then none of them would have jobs or SUV’s sitting in the driveway to take them to Starbucks after a long day of doing absolutely fucking nothing.
If I was a woman, I’d be embarrassed too.
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August 17th, 2005 at 10:18 pm - IP Man-Hash: 3dddc19b55aad
Technology is neither evil nor benign. It is the choices we make that determine that.
Splitting atoms to achieve huge levels of energy from small amounts of matter is an amazing accomplishment. It required fundamental shifts to our understanding of the universe and physics in order to achieve it.
Using that technology to defend entire nations of innocent civilians from megalomaniacs?
Regretable, but arguably for the greater good.
Restraining the use of that technology for generations thereafter?
Admirable.
August 17th, 2005 at 10:39 pm - IP Man-Hash: 198450b4642a5
alen,
Thank you for going over “Thinking With Your Brain 101″ for the women that insist on posting here on things they know nothing about. It’s really sad they don’t realize things inherently the way men do, especially when you see it so consisely and manly in black and white as you’ve just detailed.
To said women, again I would really like to stress that your verbodence from reading this site is for your own good and the good of not wasting everyone’s time. I would also like to again extend this invitation to fuck off of my website.
-Dick
August 18th, 2005 at 6:02 am - IP Man-Hash: 6a9283bd40454
Nicole,
you said:
“The reason that there are more famous men in the past is because women have been repressed for so long, hence feminism. If men had not repressed women for so long then there would not have been such a surge of feminism.”
“Don’t blame women for something men helped to cause. Feminists are here to stay so stop being such a baby and get over it Dick. ”
Information on female oppression comes from feminism itself.
There are many cases of pure (and discredited) propoganda from feminism that were created in order to leverage the concept of female oppression. Using information written from an idiology to justify that idiology is circular logic, and can be dangerous.
What you’re doing is similar to blaming african-americans for the creation of the KKK, because the KKK handbook says they’re a problem; or jews for the creation of Naziism, because Nazis said so; or blaming Americans for middle eastern “extremist factions”, because they believe that Americans are oppressing them.
August 18th, 2005 at 3:55 pm - IP Man-Hash: 479453da9a71b
As amazing as splitting the atom is from a scientific standpoint, I don’t think the people of Chernobyl are thinking that it was a great way of producing energy, those that are left that is. Just because people can do something, doesn’t mean they should. By the way in making the worlds first nuclear reactor there was a women who was instrumental in making the calculations and counting the amount of radiation produced. (sorry I’ve forgotten her name)
August 18th, 2005 at 4:15 pm - IP Man-Hash: f3ae1ac46a2e3
Yes, you’re right Horty. You don’t think.
-Dick
August 19th, 2005 at 4:33 am - IP Man-Hash: 3dddc19b55aad
W-Hortencia,
I’m sorry, but what is your point exactly?
You started off generalizing atomic bombs as not being productive or helping humanity, compared to x-rays;
now you’ve switched to nuclear reactors and are generalizing again, based on a specific incident; but stating that an (unknown?) woman was critical in designing the technology.
???
August 20th, 2005 at 4:55 pm - IP Man-Hash: 46d8304bbb9af
alen, saying men are responsible for feminism because they repressed them is not the same as the kkk because they were not repressed by blacks, duh.
You twisted my argument.
Basically say the kkk repressed the blacks, the blacks fought back because they were repressed. Therefore if the blacks had not been repressed in the first place there would not have been that whole Martin Luther King thing. So really the kkk caused the blacks to speak up because they repressed them.
Do you understand my point now?
P.S. I think racism is even more despicable than womanising. Thankfully it is mostly over now apart from a few sick individuals, just like womanising. Yeah, I’m talking about you Dick.
August 22nd, 2005 at 8:10 am - IP Man-Hash: 841b5a7609141
That’s why I included the example with Americans. (If you read that far)
And no, it’s not that dissimilar; that’s why I’m highlighting it as a dramatic example of where faulty logic can lead you wrong. I’m sure that the KKK felt they were being wronged and needed to fight back through dramatic action. I don’t agree with it morally; but bad logic, is bad logic.
August 25th, 2005 at 4:39 pm - IP Man-Hash: 8c6dbdbee0572
What the fuck dose Nicole think womanising means?
August 26th, 2005 at 12:27 am - IP Man-Hash: 705a5a6f1d323
Sorry ladies, I’m parting with the guys on the one. Although, I’m not agreeing with Dick, anyone that doesn’t take care of their bodies (meaning exercise and eating right) will age faster than anyone else. We all think females have fragile skin because we treat it like it’s fragile. If we all realize our faces are just a clean and smooth with regular soap, instead of purchasing the 5 different soaps the commercials tell us to get…I think we’d be just fine.
November 5th, 2005 at 1:44 pm - IP Man-Hash: c1c982bd2e54f
More importantly, who the fuck cares?
November 5th, 2005 at 7:47 pm - IP Man-Hash: dd1b911ab43ac
well probably not anyone of the people involved in this thread, seeing as the last post was 26th August.
November 6th, 2005 at 3:06 pm - IP Man-Hash: 5a568da6546c3
Dcp,
You can pick up any thread and go with it. Ignore the resident troll.
Nicole as you can see by the login in either a wit or a twit.
I don’t think she’s a wit.
November 3rd, 2007 at 8:33 pm - IP Man-Hash: 47e070fd87755
STFU YOU UGLY LESBO BITCH!! ATOMIC BOMBS ARE THE COOLEST THING EVER CREATED. NOTHING IS MANLIER THAN THE CAPACITY TO BLOW UP ENTIRE PLANETS!!!! I HOPE ATOMIC WEAPONS ARE USED SOME DAY!!!! THERE ARE LOTS OF PEOPLE IN THE WORLD WHO DESERVE TO BE KILLED AND THE ATOMIZING THEM IS THE FASTEST WAY TO DO IT. FOR INSTANCE, THE MIDDLE EAST NEEDS TO BE NUKED TOGETHER WITH THE BANDIT STATE OF ISRAEL. NUKE AFRICA, TOO, AND KILL ALL THOSE POOR, STUPID PEOPLE!!! BAM!!!! PROBLEM SOLVED!!! BAM!!!! BAM!!!!! BAM!!!!!! PROBLEM SOLVED!!!!!
P Coderch
November 4th, 2007 at 12:19 am - IP Man-Hash: 0a379370a5fd8
I agree with CODE, except the nuclear wasteland left over. I really don’t want to eat 3-headed corn ears, cabbage that will bitch at me like a 10 year old fucking girl, or have to herd a shitload of 2 1/2 legged fucking goats. DO YOU KNOW HOW MUCH THAT WOULD SUCK MAN-ASS!!
Go ask Japan how it worked out for them, they will tell you it sucked for a while, but as some of the richest people on earth, it probably wasn’t so bad really………….(yes, I do understand the differences involved in nuclear fission, and the different constructions of the bombs used, no need to point out that it was a Hydrogen bomb, and not a “true” nuke).
I actually designed one with a friend of mine in 7th grade Science class.
And I also just realized that I lit the wrong end of my cigarette…………
November 4th, 2007 at 12:32 pm - IP Man-Hash: 47e070fd87755
The problems caused by Jews and the Middle-East will greatly outlive radiation.
As for the bombs on Japan, those were fission bombs and not hydrogen bombs, which use fusion an dnot fission. The first hydrogen bomb was only detonated in 1952.
If you designed an atomic bomb in 7th grade, then I believe you have the smarts to create an android that will would give men sexual pleasure without the having to deal with the bitchicism of women, or a virtual reality simulator that allows you to band Claudia Shiffer in her prime while feeling exactly like the real thing. Why are you not working in these projects? If you designed an atom bomb in 7th grade then you I.Q might be as high as 180, so you have the potential to make a real contribution to the well-being of men.
P Coderch
December 17th, 2007 at 9:25 pm - IP Man-Hash: 4ffab55d4bf54
Actually a hydrogen bomb is quite simple. You need a source of hydrogen compressed, and a way of generating ample heat. Both are simple to get a hold of, hydrogen comes off water with electricty being passed through it, balloons can compress it. A heat source could be a fucking bic for all i care.
December 17th, 2007 at 10:29 pm - IP Man-Hash: 7b2d081a727d6
No, you need Plutonium, Lithium deuteride and Tritium. All these compouns are extremely difficult to maufacture. If it were so easy to make, don’t you think Al Quaeda would already have detonated one on American soil?
P Coderch
December 18th, 2007 at 12:15 am - IP Man-Hash: e0f131a688f70
I guess this makes sense since the H-bomb needs the fission reaction around the hydrogen core to set off the fusion reaction in the first place. I sincerely doubt a BIC lighter will just do it.
I guess no matter where you go, regardless of gender, there will always be people that talk out of their ass and the people who have to correct their careless statements.
April 7th, 2008 at 12:22 am - IP Man-Hash: 105b9136f157d
“Women are still beautiful and unique things.”
This sentence would actually work without the word “things”.
Why so superficial and hollow? So manly to see the world as “things”. What’s next a HSC credit card. Your a fucking worm.