Women Invented Taxes: Part 1
Two things in life are inevitable: taxes and women’s fuckups.
Holy shit! What if they’re actually the same thing?
They are the same thing! Women invented taxes.
Let’s take a look at all the precious things my fucking tax dollars pay for. I hate the shit out of taxes. I’m a man and I don’t like getting fucked for something I don’t want to pay for. That’s what they do at beauty salons, or so I’ve heard. They nickel and dime you to death with wax heating charges and appointment guarantee fees. They probably do that at vagina doctors too, but I don’t know shit about vagina doctoring.
Cops
Women are the only reason we need policemen — especially lady policemen. Women post their phone numbers on their MySpace pages for fuck’s sake. Do you need any more proof?
If there were no women, there would be no violent crime. In a world of men only, anyone walking around being a cocksucker and trying to steal shit or beat someone up would get his fucking ass handed to him. Not so in a world of women. Violent crime is rampant because women are easy targets. That’s where taxes come in.
Taxes pay for the protection of women. I don’t get why everyone says the Middle East has it so fucked up. The women there can’t walk outside without a man. How is that different than the way it is here? Women in Europe and America can’t walk outside without a man either. It’s just that in our version, the man is wearing a badge and at the end of the day he sends me a fucking bill.
Schools
I went to public school and I had mostly women teachers. Women gravitate toward teaching because it’s an easy job that deserves no respect — just like stripping. I can say for certain that on any average day, I bestow upon random children more juicy gems of knowledge than any school will ever have in its publicly funded library or in its staff of publicly funded women. I say shit to kids and they say, “Wow we never thought of it like that.” Teachers would murder each other for that kind of response and I don’t even have to try.
I’m a man and children respect that men don’t ingratiate themselves to a bunch of money-grubbing rug rats.
If women weren’t so much worse than men at educating, we wouldn’t need schools. We would just send kids into the salt mines for their eight birthday.
“Happy birthday, Shitmouth. Prepare to be educated.”
Fuck, that’s manly.
Roads
Without women, the only cars available would be four wheel drive. Lamborghini’s would be four wheel drive and would reach top speeds of a thousand miles an hour.
Men are better than women.
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April 24th, 2007 at 6:19 am - IP Man-Hash: 48e1448f50199
Abaddon is wise and you are garbage rosy.
You don’t know his story or anyone elses you ignorant cock washer. Fuck off the site.
April 24th, 2007 at 6:43 am - IP Man-Hash: 980cc8a8ac1a7
The audacity of some… most of these trollesome pests.
April 24th, 2007 at 6:46 am - IP Man-Hash: 730675d810739
well why dont you enlighten me?? if theyre so unbelievably heartbreaking for you to react this way then i will genuinely understand or try to, your not the only one to has been treated badly by the opposite sex you know, or have you.
April 24th, 2007 at 7:03 am - IP Man-Hash: 730675d810739
abaddon wise????? that was the biggsest loada shit ive read in ages, rosy dnt listen to these prix ur an inspirasion wiv ur dignity n cuorage n im relli sorry 2 hear bout ur mum a simlar thing happend to my cousin
April 24th, 2007 at 7:32 am - IP Man-Hash: 980cc8a8ac1a7
Urm, hasn’t it already been repeatedly pointed out to you that such poor form as using aliases to concur with and embolden yourself is frowned upon here?
What the hell do you think this is? Some feminist rag?
April 24th, 2007 at 7:34 am - IP Man-Hash: d4fa8b220332f
I think they actually do. So many of their own comments has confused their poor female brains.
April 24th, 2007 at 7:37 am - IP Man-Hash: 980cc8a8ac1a7
The more that come, the more are called, the more that follow.
Herding…
April 24th, 2007 at 9:18 am - IP Man-Hash: 730675d810739
Thankyou katy i REALLY appreciate that!! and dont take in their repetitively pointless comments, theyre not going to be able to write them forever! :)
April 24th, 2007 at 9:26 am - IP Man-Hash: 4555637db20cf
I don’t think she gets it. She doesn’t realise that we know that rosy and katy are the same person. Never overestimate a woman’s intelligence. What may seem simple to you is like rocket science to a woman.
April 24th, 2007 at 9:55 am - IP Man-Hash: 497a2bd14e918
Yes she is. And so are you.
How so? Can you explain?
April 24th, 2007 at 12:04 pm - IP Man-Hash: 730675d810739
i am not katy, just because somebody says something that isnt totally awful about me doesnt mean its me saying it! what would i possibly gain from writing that about myself?? your respect? i dont think so! is it so hard for you to believe there are other women out there who dont want to have to put up with this. Maybe, Diamatik you are actually every man who comments on this webpage, and you are the only person who hates women! well its a possibility!!! fuck off
April 24th, 2007 at 12:10 pm - IP Man-Hash: 0277fdba2a44b
Actually it’s an impossibility you illiterate primate.
April 24th, 2007 at 1:08 pm - IP Man-Hash: 4555637db20cf
I don’t hate women. I am not everyman who comments here. You have to be one of the most stupid people on earth to come on a site that forbids women and then tell a man to fuck off. You damn sock-puppet prostitute! You have some nerve to be coming here and missbehaving yourself like this.
April 24th, 2007 at 1:12 pm - IP Man-Hash: 4555637db20cf
You have been making stupid statements and then using aliases to agree with yourself. You have posted using the monikers rosy, katy, sue and mikedeman. Unless you are Gollum, you stop it, you stupid slut! All this proves that you are 4 times the whore.
April 24th, 2007 at 2:02 pm - IP Man-Hash: 730675d810739
you dont hate women diamatik?? well i dont know whos been writing your comments then, and if you have a right to tell people to fuck off then im sure i do.
yes, and when ive finished using my many false identities i go back to planning world domination mwah haha. Think what you want to think.
and where the hell does gollum come into the equation??
April 24th, 2007 at 2:03 pm - IP Man-Hash: 980cc8a8ac1a7
Or she’s capable of partogenesis?
Maybe I really own half the ips all men here post from.
Maybe I also have a dhcp connection.
Maybe I just keep switching between proxies because I’ve nothing better to do.
Maybe they just skimped a few marbles when they sealed your noggin’.
April 24th, 2007 at 5:01 pm - IP Man-Hash: 8d87604c92686
I hate women.
There you have it. Pick on me if you want. What the fuck does it matter anyway?
April 24th, 2007 at 6:25 pm - IP Man-Hash: d4fa8b220332f
I could, but it might cause your brain to overload.
April 24th, 2007 at 10:10 pm - IP Man-Hash: f3a5bec2dec21
love this site, for reference though, lamborghini’s are four wheel drive. but yes, it’d be great if they went 1000 mph
April 24th, 2007 at 10:56 pm - IP Man-Hash: e36376410e1aa
They sure are, Logan. Glad you enjoy it.
-Dick