Women Invented Taxes: Part 1
Two things in life are inevitable: taxes and women’s fuckups.
Holy shit! What if they’re actually the same thing?
They are the same thing! Women invented taxes.
Let’s take a look at all the precious things my fucking tax dollars pay for. I hate the shit out of taxes. I’m a man and I don’t like getting fucked for something I don’t want to pay for. That’s what they do at beauty salons, or so I’ve heard. They nickel and dime you to death with wax heating charges and appointment guarantee fees. They probably do that at vagina doctors too, but I don’t know shit about vagina doctoring.
Cops
Women are the only reason we need policemen — especially lady policemen. Women post their phone numbers on their MySpace pages for fuck’s sake. Do you need any more proof?
If there were no women, there would be no violent crime. In a world of men only, anyone walking around being a cocksucker and trying to steal shit or beat someone up would get his fucking ass handed to him. Not so in a world of women. Violent crime is rampant because women are easy targets. That’s where taxes come in.
Taxes pay for the protection of women. I don’t get why everyone says the Middle East has it so fucked up. The women there can’t walk outside without a man. How is that different than the way it is here? Women in Europe and America can’t walk outside without a man either. It’s just that in our version, the man is wearing a badge and at the end of the day he sends me a fucking bill.
Schools
I went to public school and I had mostly women teachers. Women gravitate toward teaching because it’s an easy job that deserves no respect — just like stripping. I can say for certain that on any average day, I bestow upon random children more juicy gems of knowledge than any school will ever have in its publicly funded library or in its staff of publicly funded women. I say shit to kids and they say, “Wow we never thought of it like that.” Teachers would murder each other for that kind of response and I don’t even have to try.
I’m a man and children respect that men don’t ingratiate themselves to a bunch of money-grubbing rug rats.
If women weren’t so much worse than men at educating, we wouldn’t need schools. We would just send kids into the salt mines for their eight birthday.
“Happy birthday, Shitmouth. Prepare to be educated.”
Fuck, that’s manly.
Roads
Without women, the only cars available would be four wheel drive. Lamborghini’s would be four wheel drive and would reach top speeds of a thousand miles an hour.
Men are better than women.
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April 20th, 2007 at 2:35 pm - IP Man-Hash: 8d87604c92686
Then I piss in your teapot.
If you wish to find man-hating sites, then search for “patriarchy” instead of “men”. Women in general are too afraid to call out men, so they have to use analogies related to their bullshit ideals.
April 20th, 2007 at 3:16 pm - IP Man-Hash: 980cc8a8ac1a7
Historical revisionism at its best.
April 21st, 2007 at 3:14 pm - IP Man-Hash: 730675d810739
ok, sorry! not only americans have coffee machines! i was wrong to stereotype. my god im not getting into racism aswell.
Dalsgaard why do you have to piss anywhere!!?? and i looked for patriachy and there were actually one or two more ‘in the favour of women’ sites, there are probably more of those sites when you search for patriarchy because they are generally articles or definitions that are based on facts instead of opinions, and not ‘women in general’ that are afraid, maybe a few are because the are constantly being demeaned by men! and you cant deny that because this website is living proof.
April 22nd, 2007 at 7:18 am - IP Man-Hash: 8d87604c92686
Oh yes I can. This site is’nt demeaning to women. It’s just showing the world how infinitely superior men are.
“Women are nothing but machines for producing children”.
- Napoleon Bonaparte
April 22nd, 2007 at 10:29 am - IP Man-Hash: 730675d810739
oh yes dalsgaard because thats completely different isnt it
“Women are nothing but machines for producing children”.
- Napoleon Bonaparte
hmm, that is a fantastic piece of evidence that men are better than women, a comment said hundreds of years ago by a dwarfed man who spent most of his life inprisoned on an island. well im convinced.
Wake up!!, times are changing, but you are not, women can do practically anything men can do, and, i understand as a man you are naturally trying to assert yourself, and i guess thats what this website is, but really dont bother.
If you want quotes, heres a quote for you: Because I am a woman, I must make unusual efforts to succeed. If I fail, no one will say, “She doesn’t have what it takes.” They will say, “Women don’t have what it takes.” ~Clare Boothe Luce
April 22nd, 2007 at 12:02 pm - IP Man-Hash: 980cc8a8ac1a7
Unbelievable…
Stupid little oblivious twat. You’re as ignorant as stupid and proud of it.
Flaunt your obscure, inane quotes of historical nullities where there are dolts to appreciate them.
- Bond - Duel
April 22nd, 2007 at 12:14 pm - IP Man-Hash: aaaa8e6ade09a
Unbelievable…
Stupid little oblivious twat. You’re as ignorant as stupid and proud of it.
Flaunt your obscure, inane quotes of historical nullities where there are dolts to appreciate them.
- Bond - Duel
Women can’t do whatever men do, otherwise they wouldn’t have to level the field. They would not have quotas and push women into jobs they are not suited for. Stop the denial, go the hell away and sulk over the fact that men are much better than women.
April 22nd, 2007 at 12:25 pm - IP Man-Hash: 988b08eaffc5b
Clare Boothe Luce was pretty damn right; Women don’t have what it takes.
April 22nd, 2007 at 1:31 pm - IP Man-Hash: 730675d810739
I might be stupid and ignorant but at least i am brave enough to admit it, unlike you sonyad, you think you can call yourself a man when you should be proud to be considered a human being, underneath all your swearwords and stupid american phrases there really is nothing but a scared little boy trying to find something, anything, that he can be better than, and since discovering his dick has decided to make his target women, you are going to get nowhere in life, be no one, have no friends, absolutely no sex life and will probably spend the rest of your life in a dead end job, going home to a grotty flat where youll sit by your self, your stupid bitter little self, hating women.
And billy, sorry but i really dont care.
April 22nd, 2007 at 2:31 pm - IP Man-Hash: 3ee947f0d6615
Well, sonyad, she sure told you off well. You and your American awful swearwords. You should be ashamed. Just because this site clearly forbids women it doesn’t give you the right to wonder why the hell she is here ‘scolding‘ you instead of updating her myspace account or something. For real, what-ever! Like, duh, omg!
April 22nd, 2007 at 3:03 pm - IP Man-Hash: 980cc8a8ac1a7
I say, old chap! It seems I’m in somewhat of a pickle…
That almost reads like a chain letter, it does!
April 22nd, 2007 at 3:21 pm - IP Man-Hash: d4fa8b220332f
Well you might start it off.
April 22nd, 2007 at 4:13 pm - IP Man-Hash: 3ee947f0d6615
Indeed, good Sir, it does. May I humbly suggest that you forward that message to at least 10 people on your contact list, the thus prevent precarious predicaments from presenting problems to you in the near future.
April 22nd, 2007 at 5:26 pm - IP Man-Hash: 8d87604c92686
I still piss in your teapot.
April 22nd, 2007 at 11:56 pm - IP Man-Hash: 980cc8a8ac1a7
Blimey! She read me like an open book!
April 23rd, 2007 at 2:22 pm - IP Man-Hash: 730675d810739
Blimey! She read me like an open book!
i know that was your attempt at sarcasm but i really think its true, or hope it will be
Diamatik i am not ’scolding’ him, i am just trying to find a way to get it into his head men ARE NOT better than women, and judging by your ‘old chap’ jokes, that approach doesnt work, and anyway how do you even know im english? and i dont have myspace, stop trying to assume things about me that arent true just so you can put me into groups and put me down as often as possible.
Dalsgaard no comment
April 23rd, 2007 at 2:25 pm - IP Man-Hash: 497a2bd14e918
Poor thing’s in denial.
April 23rd, 2007 at 2:27 pm - IP Man-Hash: d4fa8b220332f
Yes she is. And so are you.
April 23rd, 2007 at 5:29 pm - IP Man-Hash: e06bffc95dc73
April 24th, 2007 at 5:52 am - IP Man-Hash: 730675d810739
Thankyou abaddon_fff for the long and monotonous essay based on nothing but ignorance. Women have not fucked themselves, women have been fucked by men, regarding them as nothing more than a sex toy, and i dont get why you say men are the only one to pay taxes, and your calling me the moron, and we probably take your children away from you because your fucking them up aswell.
Men do mostly pave the roads, build the houses,make the fuel, build and the cars because that is the way they are physically built, but have you noticed theyre not particularly intellectual jobs, a (strong) retard could do them.
And yes, i do do things that are worthwhile, but i dont have to prove it to you.
You have no right to say feminists are the problem if you are even looking at this site, let alone agreeing with it, and im not going to just sit here and get ‘fucked by a few thugs’, nor am i going to accept this site. When i was a baby my mum was raped and beaten by a family friend whilst i was still in the house and i am going to try SO hard to stop another generation of that type of man to emerge.