Women Invented Taxes: Part 1
Two things in life are inevitable: taxes and women’s fuckups.
Holy shit! What if they’re actually the same thing?
They are the same thing! Women invented taxes.
Let’s take a look at all the precious things my fucking tax dollars pay for. I hate the shit out of taxes. I’m a man and I don’t like getting fucked for something I don’t want to pay for. That’s what they do at beauty salons, or so I’ve heard. They nickel and dime you to death with wax heating charges and appointment guarantee fees. They probably do that at vagina doctors too, but I don’t know shit about vagina doctoring.
Cops
Women are the only reason we need policemen — especially lady policemen. Women post their phone numbers on their MySpace pages for fuck’s sake. Do you need any more proof?
If there were no women, there would be no violent crime. In a world of men only, anyone walking around being a cocksucker and trying to steal shit or beat someone up would get his fucking ass handed to him. Not so in a world of women. Violent crime is rampant because women are easy targets. That’s where taxes come in.
Taxes pay for the protection of women. I don’t get why everyone says the Middle East has it so fucked up. The women there can’t walk outside without a man. How is that different than the way it is here? Women in Europe and America can’t walk outside without a man either. It’s just that in our version, the man is wearing a badge and at the end of the day he sends me a fucking bill.
Schools
I went to public school and I had mostly women teachers. Women gravitate toward teaching because it’s an easy job that deserves no respect — just like stripping. I can say for certain that on any average day, I bestow upon random children more juicy gems of knowledge than any school will ever have in its publicly funded library or in its staff of publicly funded women. I say shit to kids and they say, “Wow we never thought of it like that.” Teachers would murder each other for that kind of response and I don’t even have to try.
I’m a man and children respect that men don’t ingratiate themselves to a bunch of money-grubbing rug rats.
If women weren’t so much worse than men at educating, we wouldn’t need schools. We would just send kids into the salt mines for their eight birthday.
“Happy birthday, Shitmouth. Prepare to be educated.”
Fuck, that’s manly.
Roads
Without women, the only cars available would be four wheel drive. Lamborghini’s would be four wheel drive and would reach top speeds of a thousand miles an hour.
Men are better than women.
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April 18th, 2007 at 4:47 pm - IP Man-Hash: 7173b571f68f7
I love this site! Really, now I don’t even need to turn on the TV for a good bit of drama. I have lost faith in all of you, you see. Why can’t we take all this with a grain of salt (”handle this with some balls” somehow seem pretentious,) and laugh at the absurdity of the topics?
April 18th, 2007 at 9:10 pm - IP Man-Hash: ec6857e1b2c56
More inane comments from a drama moma.
There is no drama here please move on down the road.
Walk that center yellow line and don’t let the sound of horns sway you.
Then you can have all the drama you crave.
April 19th, 2007 at 4:52 am - IP Man-Hash: d4fa8b220332f
Cars a woman’s best friend.
April 19th, 2007 at 9:08 am - IP Man-Hash: 730675d810739
my god! that comment was nearly clever! of course you have to share the world you stupid selfish tit, the fact you hate women so much shows your either gay: manly? celibate:natural? shag women then leave them:respectable? or love women really but just pretending not to to look like a ‘real man’ if your the latter stop! its not a turn on.
Necroswordsman we dont want drama we want justice, preferably getting rid of this website.
And a woman, im glad your liking this increasingly boring and easy ‘debate’ and im sorry but i cant laugh about the topic because these men are dellusional (that means you think your fantastic because you cant bear the truth)
April 19th, 2007 at 9:12 am - IP Man-Hash: 730675d810739
wtf is this syt?? im sorry but iv gotta argree wiv rosy and plz dont think bbe were all like these redjected lonas, jst cuz u lot cnt get laid u h8 women! w/e
April 19th, 2007 at 9:49 am - IP Man-Hash: 0eddfbff13d73
Good job rosy, you useful idiot.
I enjoy your characterizing this website as something “unjust” that has to be rid of. All whores after all are fascists who hate free speech because the truth exposes your repugnant nature. You ingrates can get the site kicked off every webhost you want, because there will always be another one waiting. And if there’s not I’ll fucking let Dick email me his writing’s and print them out and drive all over the fucking North American continent shoving them in your fucking face. The truth is out and it will never stop now.
No one gives a fuck about turning you on. I’d rather turn you off.. permanently.
April 19th, 2007 at 9:51 am - IP Man-Hash: 0eddfbff13d73
mikedeman, you are a disgrace to your testosterone.
April 19th, 2007 at 11:48 am - IP Man-Hash: 4555637db20cf
Earth to SotS: mikedeman is rosy. Men don’t write like that at all. That is the type of writing that myspace sluts use to communicate via instant messaging and text messaging.
April 19th, 2007 at 11:52 am - IP Man-Hash: d4fa8b220332f
Oh you want Justice? YOU want justice? THEN FUCKING EARN IT LIKE WE DID.
And about Justice, what about justice for men who have to pay for children they havent seen and might not even be theirs.
Dont fucking talk to me, or us, about JUSTICE.
INSTEAD WORK FOR IT!!!!!!!
April 19th, 2007 at 1:18 pm - IP Man-Hash: 730675d810739
son of suns! i know there probably will be another one waiting because there are so many men like you! so you wont have to drive all that way, and anyway theres no need to give me his writings, i know them! women are whores, women hate sex, hitler was really a woman etc its boring opinions backed up by nothing, and is this site american? if so thats a relief! and i really dont think you could turn me on, i dont think youve ever turned anyone on but yourself, thats probably why your on this site. your a reject.
Necroswordsman i am definately not mikedeman, do i really write like that? dont know what half of it means, your probably just finding reasons why you arent accepted, and how did you earn your justice??? writing sexist things on seedy sites? and if men dont want to have to pay for babies then they should WEAR A CONDOM
April 19th, 2007 at 2:51 pm - IP Man-Hash: 4555637db20cf
You most definitely are, you liar.
April 19th, 2007 at 3:24 pm - IP Man-Hash: d4fa8b220332f
THEN WOMEN SHOULDNT OPEN THEIR LEGS TO EVERY MAN.
Also, I have never heard of Hitler really being a man. But if you want to use that arguement, Nelson Mandela was a man. Jesus, son of god or not, was a man. Nicolas Cage is a man.
Women hmm. Oh Marie Curie. Well, Dick has an article on her. Go read it.
April 19th, 2007 at 4:49 pm - IP Man-Hash: 8d87604c92686
Mother earth is a woman.
And I personally spend a good deal of my time pissing on her, stabbing her, polluting her, and ignoring her.
April 19th, 2007 at 5:48 pm - IP Man-Hash: fe000c58f9094
Kurt Cobain said it best.
“Nature is a whore”.
If he had this site, he would have killed his parasite druggie wife instead of himself.
April 19th, 2007 at 8:00 pm - IP Man-Hash: ec6857e1b2c56
The evidence points to her as his killer. Her Dad even said that she probably is guilty because she is rotten and mean” Who knows better than her own Dad…
April 20th, 2007 at 9:26 am - IP Man-Hash: 730675d810739
ok, some women open their legs to every man and some men dont wear condoms, end of. Hitler was definately a man! there is video evidence of that.
Yes jesus was a man if you choose to believe it which i personally dont, and if i was a very blasfimous very!! sexist person i would probably say that Jesus was invented by a man to make men look like the better sex, and anyway if he was real (which he might be) what about mary magdalene? it is said afterall behind every great man theres a great women!
Mother theresa, florence nightingale, princess diana, helena rubinstein, emeline pankhurst, catherine de medici, katherine hepburn, coco chanel, marilyn monroe, anne frank, jane austen etc etc the list of great women goes on.
and yeah courteney love is a bit of a dog but why would she kill her husband whats her motive? maybe kurt cobain was just too weak to go on!
dalsgaard, i think the fact you piss everywhere is a bit disgusting actually…
April 20th, 2007 at 9:44 am - IP Man-Hash: 497a2bd14e918
Poor insecure little girls. Can’t stand criticism.
And why is the only insult they can think to throw involves sex and the frequency of such that a man may have? Because they know it is the only source of power and control available to women.
When all the websites that have hateful and critical content directed at men are removed from the internet, then websites like this one may consider letting up. Until then let EQUALITY rule!
And fuck off this site!
April 20th, 2007 at 10:32 am - IP Man-Hash: 8d87604c92686
Okay. No problem.
I piss in your coffeemachine too, by the way.
April 20th, 2007 at 11:46 am - IP Man-Hash: 730675d810739
i can stand criticism, and i can take it, just not as easily from chauvenist male bastards like you.
i have looked on the internet and cant find one man hating website, apart from a website with a list of jokes about men, but its not nearly as intense and offensive as this one.
i wasnt using sex as an insult, i was neutralising it so that men and women were on a par for that one, and dont you think ‘women cant keep their legs together’ is offensive when some of us hold ourselves with a lot more dignity than that?
dalsgaard!! im not sure what effect that last comments meant to have on me! shocked? disgusted? i dont know! and i dont even have a coffee machine, im not american
April 20th, 2007 at 2:12 pm - IP Man-Hash: 980cc8a8ac1a7
Of course, only Americans have coffee machines…
Get in your chaviot and be gone already, you chavinist sow!