Women Invented Taxes: Part 1
Two things in life are inevitable: taxes and women’s fuckups.
Holy shit! What if they’re actually the same thing?
They are the same thing! Women invented taxes.
Let’s take a look at all the precious things my fucking tax dollars pay for. I hate the shit out of taxes. I’m a man and I don’t like getting fucked for something I don’t want to pay for. That’s what they do at beauty salons, or so I’ve heard. They nickel and dime you to death with wax heating charges and appointment guarantee fees. They probably do that at vagina doctors too, but I don’t know shit about vagina doctoring.
Cops
Women are the only reason we need policemen — especially lady policemen. Women post their phone numbers on their MySpace pages for fuck’s sake. Do you need any more proof?
If there were no women, there would be no violent crime. In a world of men only, anyone walking around being a cocksucker and trying to steal shit or beat someone up would get his fucking ass handed to him. Not so in a world of women. Violent crime is rampant because women are easy targets. That’s where taxes come in.
Taxes pay for the protection of women. I don’t get why everyone says the Middle East has it so fucked up. The women there can’t walk outside without a man. How is that different than the way it is here? Women in Europe and America can’t walk outside without a man either. It’s just that in our version, the man is wearing a badge and at the end of the day he sends me a fucking bill.
Schools
I went to public school and I had mostly women teachers. Women gravitate toward teaching because it’s an easy job that deserves no respect — just like stripping. I can say for certain that on any average day, I bestow upon random children more juicy gems of knowledge than any school will ever have in its publicly funded library or in its staff of publicly funded women. I say shit to kids and they say, “Wow we never thought of it like that.” Teachers would murder each other for that kind of response and I don’t even have to try.
I’m a man and children respect that men don’t ingratiate themselves to a bunch of money-grubbing rug rats.
If women weren’t so much worse than men at educating, we wouldn’t need schools. We would just send kids into the salt mines for their eight birthday.
“Happy birthday, Shitmouth. Prepare to be educated.”
Fuck, that’s manly.
Roads
Without women, the only cars available would be four wheel drive. Lamborghini’s would be four wheel drive and would reach top speeds of a thousand miles an hour.
Men are better than women.
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April 18th, 2007 at 12:16 am - IP Man-Hash: e36376410e1aa
A man doing a report on Germaine Greer?
-Dick
April 18th, 2007 at 4:38 am - IP Man-Hash: 4555637db20cf
Just because your sister kicks your ass it doesn’t mean that men aren’t better than women. It just means that you’re a disgrace.
April 18th, 2007 at 9:00 am - IP Man-Hash: d4fa8b220332f
Ooooh Zing! Ouch.
April 18th, 2007 at 10:00 am - IP Man-Hash: 730675d810739
not called dick for nothing are you? just reading some of the articles in this site made me so proud to be a woman, the mere fact youve made a whole website about this just shows you must be insecure about mens supposed ‘greatness’! i have ambitions and integrity, i want to make this world a better place, help the poor etc and what do you want to do? sit at home making a site thats nearly as large and unjustified as your ego. three women die a day from domestic abuse by men like you, are you proud? i admit some women are weak but then so are many many men (you for instance), but i dont think you quite understand the power of a woman, yes men are phsically stronger (punch things, rape things, lift things, erm..punch things) but there is no doubt that in many cases women are mentally stronger.
April 18th, 2007 at 10:39 am - IP Man-Hash: 6ec6c2ab6784a
Great point rosy, it takes mental strength to type some dumbfuck emo-essay without periods or capitals.
April 18th, 2007 at 10:42 am - IP Man-Hash: 6ec6c2ab6784a
As in the the mental strength of a dumbfuck monkey who doesn’t know any better but keeps on searching for that banana. Or in your case “equality”
Muse - City of Delusion
April 18th, 2007 at 11:16 am - IP Man-Hash: 8d87604c92686
Lets face it. You fear that all the things mentioned on this site is the truth. If you did’nt fear this, you would’nt have commented. And you hate men.
And don’t say “No, I don’t hate men!”, because you do. You would’nt have liftet at finger if it was’nt for your own gender getting soiled.
So stop acting like holy fucking mary, and get down on your knees and smile like a donut.
April 18th, 2007 at 11:24 am - IP Man-Hash: 8d87604c92686
By the way, if you want to see som really freaky feminists check this out:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j3LLpNLo864
Just watch a couple of seconds of the beginning until you get a headache, then jump to the end. It’s pretty funny.
April 18th, 2007 at 1:10 pm - IP Man-Hash: 7173b571f68f7
You guys make me laugh.
By the way, the surge of hits that you get in the next day or so, will, mostly, be made by women. I’m telling my friends, males and females, about your cutsie site (yes, I just called your “a man’s man” website cutsie.)
Go on, write some more, boys.
April 18th, 2007 at 1:30 pm - IP Man-Hash: 980cc8a8ac1a7
I believe you mean’t ‘cutesie.’
Anyhow, that video has been taken down by the ‘user.’ Supposedly someone ratted him out to the missis and he wasn’t getting nookie any more.
‘Rape things?’ No. Women. Not ‘things.’
Some rape allegations are sadly true.
Some rape allegations are sadly lies.
Objectionable? Yes.
Ubiquitous and universally a male behavioral trait? Hardly.
No, I’m not proud some guy I’ve never met nor ever will pummels his wife each evening somewhere or viceversa. I really couldn’t care less. Neither could you, if not for the sake of argument here.
Women mentally stronger? Smarter or more mentally sound, resilient?
Both? Must be way all the obese, fugly dyke feminists rally against pr0n.
Silly.
April 18th, 2007 at 1:36 pm - IP Man-Hash: 7173b571f68f7
You’re totally right. Thanks!
April 18th, 2007 at 2:05 pm - IP Man-Hash: 980cc8a8ac1a7
Would you like an off with your fucks?
April 18th, 2007 at 2:07 pm - IP Man-Hash: 730675d810739
Lets face it. You fear that all the things mentioned on this site is the truth. If you did’nt fear this, you would’nt have commented. And you hate men.
And don’t say “No, I don’t hate men!”, because you do. You would’nt have liftet at finger if it was’nt for your own gender getting soiled.
So stop acting like holy fucking mary, and get down on your knees and smile like a donut.
haha! its hard not to hate men when they act like this, and of course im going to stick up for my gender (which i am getting more and more proud of) when they are being falsely accused by men who cant write a sentence without the word fuck in it, and to the other comment by sonyad, not women, things, anything with a pulse really, sheep, you name it, and i am glad you arent proud of some man who pummels his woman, its the 1st positive things ive seen on this site, i dont hate men in general, im not shallow enough to think men are all the same, unlike you, i have some great men friends who respect women and are liked! not just by fascist blokes. and lastly thankyou a woman!! its time women stood up against this and didnt just sit back and accept it.
April 18th, 2007 at 2:42 pm - IP Man-Hash: 730675d810739
yer! we dont have to stand 4 dis, dis hole websyt is based on opinions by little pricks wiv big egos, and wtf!!?? smile like a donut?? ..a great example of male wit
April 18th, 2007 at 2:50 pm - IP Man-Hash: 730675d810739
Great point rosy, it takes mental strength to type some dumbfuck emo-essay without periods or capitals.
maybe she was focusin more on the content, and actually there isnt 1 spellin mistake in there, is ‘dumbfuck emo-essay’ gramatically correct??
April 18th, 2007 at 2:53 pm - IP Man-Hash: 730675d810739
jst looked it up taxes were invented by thomas wolsey, who was a man, not!! a woman. ur ‘great man site’ is startin 2 luk like a load of shit now isnt it?
April 18th, 2007 at 3:02 pm - IP Man-Hash: 8d87604c92686
Rosy: I’m too tired to read your post. It’s probably nonsense anyway.
“yer! we dont have to stand 4 dis, dis hole websyt is based on opinions by little pricks wiv big egos, and wtf!!?? smile like a donut?? ..a great example of male wit”
Haha, I will have to agree on this one.
“jst looked it up taxes were invented by thomas wolsey, who was a man, not!! a woman. ur ‘great man site’ is startin 2 luk like a load of shit now isnt it?”
Wow. You are really getting the point. Look up “Women not allowed” while you are at it.
April 18th, 2007 at 3:18 pm - IP Man-Hash: 730675d810739
dalsgaard i really think u should read my post instead of dismissing it (end of dalsgaard reading, it might be too much for you) dont try and ban us from your site, you put it on the internet for the viewing of everyone not just the mighty male.GROW UP, your turning into a joke. you have to share this world with us so accept it and stop whining.
im sure your going to write some obscene post after this so while your at it give me one proper reason why men are so fantastic…pleeease
April 18th, 2007 at 4:17 pm - IP Man-Hash: a876c8a9b69a0
No one in the world has to share with anyone you ingrate.
If they choose to, the powerful can tell the altruism in their gut to fuck off and let leeches like you starve. And your bastards.
April 18th, 2007 at 4:26 pm - IP Man-Hash: d4fa8b220332f
Ok we will, whore!
Honestly what do these women mean to prove? “We are so much better yet our spelling is mediocre”
Give it up, and fuck off.