Public Sperking…I Mean Speaking
I can count the number of great women public speakers throughout history on one hand. Zero.
Women make lousy public speakers. They can’t engage an audience and they certainly can’t keep the attention of an audience for longer than a few minutes without relying on some kind of charlatan, amateur sexual provocation. That much is no secret.
What is worth discussing is just how much better than women men are when it comes to being eloquent with the mouth — lots better.
To begin any public address, a man will start with a joke to warm up the audience. This device has worked brilliantly for millennia of oration; from Homer to Hitler. Right off the top, this is completely out for women. Women can’t be funny, so instead of a joke, you get a completely flummoxed pseudo-expert in a skirt babbling on about statistics or milestones or other nonsense straight out of the gate. That’s exactly what a crowd of people wants to do before they’ve finished their first cup of coffee: math.
Another reason why men are so good and so much better than women at speaking is that they know what they’re talking about. Men know quite a bit about a lot of things. We’re renaissance men after all — all of us in our own way are renaissance men. But before climbing onto a stage to discourse on a topic, men perform additional and extensive research on it. We just don’t like to embarrass ourselves by getting caught with our pants around our ankles and our lack of facts hanging out for everyone to see. That’s not a man’s style.
Women on the other hand, most likely got into their position as “expert” through some hiring quota or affirmative action mandate. Who knows what it was, we all know what it wasn’t: being an expert. And while these mandates and diversity quotas are essential to the “gender equality” movement, they are pure poison to the art of public speaking.
Most importantly, however, is that men will stand up and be counted for what they’re saying. They’ll put it all on the line if what they think they’re saying is true — and for that reason it might as well be. Women have never had the courage to do this. As soon as someone starts tossing heads of lettuce and tomatoes at them for speaking their minds, they throw up facts and datums like popcorn at attacking seagulls and dive behind the podium for cover. Did Thomas Paine or Guy Fawkes ever pull that kind of shit? Certainly no, they did not.
I don’t even want to get into how clumsily women throw their sentences together. All I will say is that if the human brain spontaneously combusted if the word ‘basically’ was said more than like a hundred times during a half hour stretch, women wouldn’t even be allowed to open their mouths in public anymore. A chimp with a Speak and Spell strapped to its back could throw thoughts that stuck to the wall in a more cohesive pattern.
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February 26th, 2007 at 6:24 am - IP Man-Hash: edcf7a853e012
hmm if only it were true
February 26th, 2007 at 6:25 am - IP Man-Hash: 06c268baa85fc
your just angry cause women can get away with stuff because we have boobs…and apparently you want our opinion and thats why you have this little spaeking out thing and coming up with all this stupid shit
February 26th, 2007 at 6:29 am - IP Man-Hash: edcf7a853e012
Amber…. Your not really helping anything saying that our female organs get us out of trouble because thats ignorant.
February 26th, 2007 at 6:42 am - IP Man-Hash: 980cc8a8ac1a7
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February 26th, 2007 at 6:46 am - IP Man-Hash: 06c268baa85fc
ok?
February 26th, 2007 at 6:55 am - IP Man-Hash: 06e4921887a5a
Notice how the seacow says “women have invented stuff too” but instead of elaborating on the myth of women’s creativity, she just says no women will ever sleep with “yall”.
Degenerate ingrates.
February 26th, 2007 at 7:13 am - IP Man-Hash: 4555637db20cf
@ Sots; Stupidity becomes them.
February 26th, 2007 at 7:29 am - IP Man-Hash: dc4b477cfd13b
Um … you really shouldn’t respond like that because we can click the thing that says “IP Man-Hash” and get a look at every post from a unique IP address.
Which means that one of three conditions has occurred regarding you and “Amy Q.(megan-Jordans friend)”:
1. You’re the same person posting from the same computer.
2. You’re two people sharing the same computer within minutes of each other.
3. You’re using computers connected to the same network that uses NAT to make all outbound packets appear to be coming from the same IP address.
The principle of Occam’s Razor suggests that condition 1 is most likely.
Regardless of that, it is definitely true that women can avoid consequences by using their sexuality. I actually had a technique explicitly demonstrated to me. According to the women demonstrating, they had never been issued a speeding ticket due to this technique.
February 26th, 2007 at 9:30 am - IP Man-Hash: 6597403bb0b5b
Amy Q.(megan-Jordans friend) said:
your just angry cause women can get away with stuff because we have boobs…and apparently you want our opinion and thats why you have this little spaeking out thing and coming up with all this stupid shit
Stupid shit? Oh you mean what you’re saying. Ok.
February 26th, 2007 at 11:52 am - IP Man-Hash: 4555637db20cf
Excellent point, Brother Dakaota. And that, my friends, is where the myth of women being better drivers is created. Women are able to act slut their way out of trouble whenever they get into an automotive mishap, and thus escaping and skewing the national statistical database, screwing it up utterly.
February 26th, 2007 at 6:40 pm - IP Man-Hash: 1ccc78bf692cc
We were on the same IP adress. Trust me im not going to argue with myself. Not on the same computers just the same network and now im on a different one because im at home. So no, Douche Bag, im not the same person.
February 27th, 2007 at 4:42 am - IP Man-Hash: 980cc8a8ac1a7
Eloquently put.
February 27th, 2007 at 5:34 am - IP Man-Hash: edcf7a853e012
Um … you really shouldn’t respond like that because we can click the thing that says “IP Man-Hash” and get a look at every post from a unique IP address.
Which means that one of three conditions has occurred regarding you and “Amy Q.(megan-Jordans friend)”:
1. You’re the same person posting from the same computer.
2. You’re two people sharing the same computer within minutes of each other.
3. You’re using computers connected to the same network that uses NAT to make all outbound packets appear to be coming from the same IP address.
The principle of Occam’s Razor suggests that condition 1 is most likely.
Regardless of that, it is definitely true that women can avoid consequences by using their sexuality. I actually had a technique explicitly demonstrated to me. According to the women demonstrating, they had never been issued a speeding ticket due to this technique.
ya..its number 3
June 8th, 2007 at 7:32 pm - IP Man-Hash: 94cf01c2496f1
would you care to elaborate on what women have invented?
June 9th, 2007 at 1:02 am - IP Man-Hash: 33b64bce6a7d6
Me: No… you can’t.
You: Yes, I can *kicks me in the balls :p*
Me: Recovers *gasp* and punches you in the tits, kicks you in your wound, and leaves you for someone braver than I to work his magic.
Tease and denial does that to people. There’s only so many times you can wear a short skirt before someone’s going to snap at your schitzophrenic behavior as a slut-prude and put you back in your place.
September 1st, 2007 at 4:08 am - IP Man-Hash: aabd4d1e4af4f
The need for excedrin?
Side note: Good to be here.
September 1st, 2007 at 7:47 am - IP Man-Hash: e15ec06c93df1
Nice one.
November 10th, 2007 at 10:48 am - IP Man-Hash: 191de86d52943
I just happened to stumble onto this website while looking for videos of public speeches. I have to say that some people are so laughable. Not saying men are or women are, I’m saying that if you look at people in general, as if we were all asexual, there are people on this planet that are just plain ignorant. The fact that one would be so enthralled in one’s own self that they would stoop to creating a website focused completely on the degradation of the opposite sex is appalling.
The only men that would back you up on your ridiculous little project here are the ones who are just like you, and let’s hope they are few and far between. I am all for free speech in this country but I also know that there are specific ways of getting your point across. Ways in which you don’t make yourself and the rest of your gender look like a bunch of self “loving”, if you know what I mean, jackasses. There are plenty of good points about both genders and anyone who believes, and more importantly, speaks out about, one being superior to the other needs to take a sociology class…. and a flying leap. The funny thing about you is that you choose to spew your waste over a computer screen, a website. A boring looking website by the way, maybe a woman could help you spruce it up a bit, because it’s lacking, just like you. You don’t have the balls, although you seem to be pretty proud to claim you do, to say these things in public. If you feel so strongly that men are better than women, come out and say it then. Be a Chris Crocker on UTube, like we need more of you, but at least you wouldn’t be hiding behind your keyboard like a ….. girl? Nice try at acting like you know how a man should be perceived. You are nothing close to a man. A man is strong and respectful and appropriately confident. A man does not express gender harassment as a way to make himself feel MORE confident. If anything, that masks his depth of insecurity. A man will either be a provider, or understand that his woman is capable of providing for herself or them both. A real man shows admiration for the strengths his woman or women in general possess. A man does not only hear, he listens, he does not only talk, he speaks, he does not appease others, he shows real respect. That is what makes a man, and makes a man sexy as hell. Not all men are dogs, but you seem to be giving them a bad reputation. I would think that any male that is following this webpage should be angry with this pompass ass for grouping them all with him.
I just have a few questions. Are you gay, first of all? Because if you’re not, what do you have sex with if you think women are good for nothing? Are you planning on having kids one day (oh the thought)? Will you think up a way for men to be able to get pregnant, since men are so much smarter than women? Do you know who Margaret Sanger is? I’m sure you don’t. She is the one you can thank for women being introduced to birth control. Which saves MEN a lot of money every year. Your welcome. You’re a moron. And don’t even try to play the muscle card with me, I’m SURE I could woop your ass. See that’s one of the great things about being a woman. We can be everything. Beautiful, funny, intelligent, talented, caring, loving, sensitive, pregnant, strong, etc… The only thing that anyone will ever think about you is that you are pathetic. Nice job on life.
November 10th, 2007 at 11:32 am - IP Man-Hash: 5a4f128528418
Stephanie, when I can tell you to shut the fuck up and suck my dick, you can tell me what it is to be a real man.
November 10th, 2007 at 12:00 pm - IP Man-Hash: 1ac5c1024cd8f
Thank you for giving us your definition of a man. Now move on because we apparently dont “give a fuck”. A real man doesnt submit to a woman or feminism. End of story. On your point that Dick doesnt dare to say this shit in real life; You havent been watching television or the news have you? In particular, I suggest googling Dr Phil and Dick. Btw, why the “are you gay” question which makes you look as stupid as 90% of the women who have posted - Are you that fucking retarded not to have noted the answer? Or is nagging part of being a female?