Women Ruined Valentine’s Day
Did you know Valentine’s Day started in the first century, when warring factions of the Roman Empire sent barrels of pig hearts to one another as a token of their disgust?
It’s a relief to know little of Valentine’s Day has changed over the manturies.
Women are so fucking selfish that they would rather some kid die in a ditch somewhere in Africa than give up just one of their precious Valentine’s Day presents and extravagant meals. Men are better than women at Valentine’s Day. Women ruined it with their selfishness.
Kids have a holiday a lot like Valentine’s Day. It’s called Christmas, and kids are allowed to act like little bastards during Christmas because they’re kids. Women have no excuse. They can vote.
I did some quick calculations to find out just how selfish women indeed are. What I found was shocking. Researchers estimate women will suck up approximately 13.7 billion dollars in Valentine’s Day bullshit this year. That’s 13.7 billion dollars in flowers, jewelry, and lingerie women will wear once because for some stupid reason women think lingerie is like soap. The more you use it, the faster it wears out; and then I guess she can’t dress up like a naughty nurse when she’s 70. It’s too bad women don’t think their asses work in that way. You use it, you lose it.
Now chew on this.
According to some commercials I’ve seen, it costs only pennies a day to improve the lives of impoverished African children. Pennies a day is a maximum of four pennies. If it cost five pennies a day to save starving children, then they would just say a nickel because that’s shorter to say and the saved commercial air time could be turned into food.
13.7 billion dollars divided by four pennies is 342 trillion starving African children. I don’t need to check a globe to know there are less than that many starving African children in Africa. There aren’t even that many starving African children in the whole world.
You see my point. That princess you’re buying a puppy for next week is taking a puppy’s worth of meals out of the mouths of kids halfway across the world. And she loves every second of it.
Here’s another statistic I found proving men are better than women.
The average amount a man will spend this year is $135.67
The average amount a woman will spend is $68.64
Isn’t that called a pay gap?
Women don’t even know how expensive flowers are. A dozen roses is like eighty dollars. Does it make her a whore because it’s over forty bucks? Don’t be absurd. It makes her a whore for accepting them in the first place.
If women were really so packed full of compassion and nurturing, then the most wasteful holiday of the year wouldn’t be dedicated to them. If women were stuffed with any caring at all, Valentine’s Day would be about volunteering at the local homeless shelter. It would be about buying a star and naming it after her, except instead of a star it would be a short bus full of starving African kids.
Valentine’s Day is the biggest waste in history. But who cares? Women sure don’t. They’re selfish as fuck.
Maybe all those starving kids should just eat some cake.
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February 14th, 2007 at 1:48 pm - IP Man-Hash: 5d5d9aaebedfe
lol ur right batty man means gay
fi get bun out means they all should be burnt
its a jamaican saying i hear often even in songs
February 14th, 2007 at 1:58 pm - IP Man-Hash: b9f779a6d51d8
This seems no better than “Singlish” and thats total bullshit.
February 14th, 2007 at 1:59 pm - IP Man-Hash: 5d5d9aaebedfe
Marcella
ooh so you say your from the caribbean
do u have a boyfriend?
Because I like u
February 14th, 2007 at 2:09 pm - IP Man-Hash: b9f779a6d51d8
If the writing didn’t rat you out, your manhash sure did. Does even imaginary attention satisfy you?
February 14th, 2007 at 2:12 pm - IP Man-Hash: 980cc8a8ac1a7
Amasing. Yet another one falls for it.
Behold the awesome magical power of the manhashed ip. Scroll all the way down like a good little troll.
Kneel before your pwners… and go away ya juvenile nuisances!
- paul oakenfold - praise the lord-nvs
February 14th, 2007 at 2:17 pm - IP Man-Hash: 5d5d9aaebedfe
what are u talkin about
February 14th, 2007 at 2:19 pm - IP Man-Hash: 5d5d9aaebedfe
I am not a woman sorry
February 14th, 2007 at 2:23 pm - IP Man-Hash: 5d5d9aaebedfe
i read that and so
February 14th, 2007 at 2:25 pm - IP Man-Hash: 5d5d9aaebedfe
k u got me im using my cuz computer she said to write something funny so i did strupes she is laughin at me know :(
February 14th, 2007 at 4:13 pm - IP Man-Hash: adc0a2c9dafc9
Dumb girls trying to be clever.
Face it.. it’s not your nature to be such.
February 15th, 2007 at 9:16 am - IP Man-Hash: 0f1749703c4e2
Marcella is one of the by-products of globalisation. You see, she should be out in the fields cutting cane right now, but because the changes due to the EU Sugar Regime reforms she is a home on the computer visiting websites that she is clearly banned from.
(put yuh whole mouth, over de hole)
February 15th, 2007 at 9:20 am - IP Man-Hash: 5d5d9aaebedfe
lol well I see you have been doing some research on my culture
but what you have said about me is entirely false though
February 15th, 2007 at 9:23 am - IP Man-Hash: 5d5d9aaebedfe
very funny, forward, but funny
February 15th, 2007 at 9:36 am - IP Man-Hash: 0f1749703c4e2
Why are wasting time on-line right now? Shouldn’t you be at work right now or something? Or are you one of the kept harlots that the Labour Party officials maintian for the sole purpose of ’suckin-bud’?
February 15th, 2007 at 9:44 am - IP Man-Hash: 5d5d9aaebedfe
U FORWARD
No I am at school
and I am doing some school work online while waiting for my class to start
it just so happens that I like this site and I like being involved in the dicussions
It is fun and besides I have nothing better else to do.
February 15th, 2007 at 9:49 am - IP Man-Hash: 5d5d9aaebedfe
This question is for Gabriella
do you think the reason why men bad talk us is because we have some sort of control over them and they can’t stand it. Or is it some other weired reason.
February 15th, 2007 at 10:25 am - IP Man-Hash: 0f1749703c4e2
All-yuh have computer at school now? Rass! Big ‘tings a gwaan fi dem Kittitians. Next thing I’ll hear is that all-yuh get cable TV.
February 15th, 2007 at 10:46 am - IP Man-Hash: 980cc8a8ac1a7
They’s got cable TV?! No!
Watch Oprah, does they?
- sean paul - babygirl - fua
February 15th, 2007 at 11:54 am - IP Man-Hash: 5d5d9aaebedfe
lol lol very funny
I just came out of class
and yes st.kitts is developed to a certain extent
you guys are so forward
and I dont watch opra its boring to me
I like soccer more
But I am not in St.kitts anymore Im in the states going to college but St.kitts does have all those things you mentioned
February 15th, 2007 at 12:05 pm - IP Man-Hash: 1e9a4fd46c3a7
Nicely done :D