Women Ruined Valentine’s Day
Did you know Valentine’s Day started in the first century, when warring factions of the Roman Empire sent barrels of pig hearts to one another as a token of their disgust?
It’s a relief to know little of Valentine’s Day has changed over the manturies.
Women are so fucking selfish that they would rather some kid die in a ditch somewhere in Africa than give up just one of their precious Valentine’s Day presents and extravagant meals. Men are better than women at Valentine’s Day. Women ruined it with their selfishness.
Kids have a holiday a lot like Valentine’s Day. It’s called Christmas, and kids are allowed to act like little bastards during Christmas because they’re kids. Women have no excuse. They can vote.
I did some quick calculations to find out just how selfish women indeed are. What I found was shocking. Researchers estimate women will suck up approximately 13.7 billion dollars in Valentine’s Day bullshit this year. That’s 13.7 billion dollars in flowers, jewelry, and lingerie women will wear once because for some stupid reason women think lingerie is like soap. The more you use it, the faster it wears out; and then I guess she can’t dress up like a naughty nurse when she’s 70. It’s too bad women don’t think their asses work in that way. You use it, you lose it.
Now chew on this.
According to some commercials I’ve seen, it costs only pennies a day to improve the lives of impoverished African children. Pennies a day is a maximum of four pennies. If it cost five pennies a day to save starving children, then they would just say a nickel because that’s shorter to say and the saved commercial air time could be turned into food.
13.7 billion dollars divided by four pennies is 342 trillion starving African children. I don’t need to check a globe to know there are less than that many starving African children in Africa. There aren’t even that many starving African children in the whole world.
You see my point. That princess you’re buying a puppy for next week is taking a puppy’s worth of meals out of the mouths of kids halfway across the world. And she loves every second of it.
Here’s another statistic I found proving men are better than women.
The average amount a man will spend this year is $135.67
The average amount a woman will spend is $68.64
Isn’t that called a pay gap?
Women don’t even know how expensive flowers are. A dozen roses is like eighty dollars. Does it make her a whore because it’s over forty bucks? Don’t be absurd. It makes her a whore for accepting them in the first place.
If women were really so packed full of compassion and nurturing, then the most wasteful holiday of the year wouldn’t be dedicated to them. If women were stuffed with any caring at all, Valentine’s Day would be about volunteering at the local homeless shelter. It would be about buying a star and naming it after her, except instead of a star it would be a short bus full of starving African kids.
Valentine’s Day is the biggest waste in history. But who cares? Women sure don’t. They’re selfish as fuck.
Maybe all those starving kids should just eat some cake.
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February 12th, 2007 at 8:17 pm - IP Man-Hash: 616dbf8b70e28
valentines day is just another commercialized bs “holiday”. Just another money-making scheme, probably created by women.
If it were up to me, valentines day would be that the woman has to suck my dick for all the things I provide her with: food, shelter, clothes, comfort, etc..
February 14th, 2007 at 10:14 am - IP Man-Hash: 5d5d9aaebedfe
u can say what u want but all i know i love valentines cuz i gutless and i love chocolate its a free way in gettin it and u guys want de pun pun so u gun get it for us u all moo moo to cuz u aiding in the expense nobody puttin a gun to u head oh. they got two sides to the story so dont cum with that.
February 14th, 2007 at 10:32 am - IP Man-Hash: 4555637db20cf
Marcella, didn’t your mother ever teach you to not talk with a dick in your mouth? it makes you unintelligible.
February 14th, 2007 at 10:38 am - IP Man-Hash: 5d5d9aaebedfe
lol strupes. i speak staight out of my head its all slang. fine if you don’t like it i will stop. would u like me to rephrase my sentence?
February 14th, 2007 at 10:38 am - IP Man-Hash: 980cc8a8ac1a7
Priceless Caterhouse Woppers, Diamatik.
February 14th, 2007 at 10:39 am - IP Man-Hash: 5d5d9aaebedfe
and i never had a dick in my mouth lol so dont know how that would sound
February 14th, 2007 at 10:44 am - IP Man-Hash: 1e9a4fd46c3a7
No that’s not slang. I grew up in London I KNOW what slang is.
Surprising
February 14th, 2007 at 10:55 am - IP Man-Hash: 5d5d9aaebedfe
oh ok i grew up in the caribbean
so what would you call how I speak?
February 14th, 2007 at 12:01 pm - IP Man-Hash: 1e9a4fd46c3a7
I know someone from the caribbean. He knows how to write and speak proper english.
February 14th, 2007 at 12:10 pm - IP Man-Hash: 5d5d9aaebedfe
lol I didn’t say we didn’t know I just wanted to know what would you call my dialect if its not slang
February 14th, 2007 at 12:11 pm - IP Man-Hash: 1e9a4fd46c3a7
You mean how you write? Crap.
February 14th, 2007 at 12:15 pm - IP Man-Hash: 5d5d9aaebedfe
lol lol lol
ok then
February 14th, 2007 at 12:20 pm - IP Man-Hash: 980cc8a8ac1a7
As food for thought, isn’t dialect referring to phonetic or pronunciation differences within a given language?
What I would characterize your writing as is gibberish, a variation of Trollench indigenous to the Caribbean. With just a tiny sprinkling of sexual innuendo for flavour wrapped in feigned innocent ignorance for exquisite effect.
What can I say? It takes one to know one.
- paul oakenfold - sex n money featuring pharell williams-nvs
February 14th, 2007 at 12:23 pm - IP Man-Hash: adc0a2c9dafc9
The only point she made clear was that Valentines days is all about her.
Typical narsitic female.
You buy for me… I give you noochie..
Cause I’m a whore deep down.
And when she is fat and ugly all men become bastards because her game don’t work no more.
Who says valentines day is for lovers?
February 14th, 2007 at 12:23 pm - IP Man-Hash: 001a1de92075b
I’ve friends from Anguilla and Trinidad, and have traveled extensively around many Caribbean islands. As with Necro’s friend, my friends are highly literate, to a man. If you are a product of Caribbean schooling, then it’s declined.
That said, if English is not your first language, that would make sense and you can be somewhat forgiven.
-wolfe
February 14th, 2007 at 12:36 pm - IP Man-Hash: 5d5d9aaebedfe
OH lord i ain mean that well you should go to st.kitts and see how they speak i can speak well but I like using words made up in st.kitts like pum pum, ting, gual ect they are not real english words thats just the way we speak sometimes I am basically writing exactly how the word is pronounced. Alot of caribbean people are very smart but I didn’t think it would be a problem to write like that here
sorry my bad
February 14th, 2007 at 12:40 pm - IP Man-Hash: 5d5d9aaebedfe
I bet u
u guys dont know what this means
“batty man fi get bun out”
February 14th, 2007 at 12:43 pm - IP Man-Hash: 980cc8a8ac1a7
Should I care?
February 14th, 2007 at 12:46 pm - IP Man-Hash: 5d5d9aaebedfe
me ain shame lol lol lol
lord this really ain a site for women u butchering us man
lord we deadin on this site
cool site though
nice to know what guys think of us
fun
February 14th, 2007 at 1:30 pm - IP Man-Hash: 1e9a4fd46c3a7
*has cockney roots*
‘batty man’ means gay. A bad sort of gay. The rest, ha. She cant even use proper slang let along english.