Women Stop Learning in 8th Grade
Recently, I had the misfortune of hearing a woman’s thoughts on the world:
“You know, Shakespeare said all lawyers should be killed and the world would be better.”
I don’t remember how she said it exactly or what her fucking point was, but that’s my nearest approximation of how a poorly educated fifth grade student would say something about Shakespeare. That is how women talk and think with their brains after all — like poorly educated fifth graders.
This brings me to my point. Women don’t learn shit after 8th grade. They should be allowed to go home straightaway.
Think about it for yourself. Every time you’re in a discussion about anything from art to politics, where do women try to ham-fistedly steer the conversation? What are their remarks? 100% of the time, you’ll find them spouting some bullshit about Shakespeare or Camus (or The Classics depending on which side of the sea you’re suffering the feminine mouth), but it’s all the fucking same. It’s all shit you were required to learn to pass the eighth fucking grade.
Quoting shit that is required learning at some point in everyone’s life only makes you look smart if you’re in the fucking Congo — not at my house. Does demonstrating the proper use of a lighter or a mirror make you look like some kind of magical bullshit shaman? Well apparently it does if you’re a woman. Apparently that’s how it works. Everyone’s got to pretend to be fucking stupid for ten minutes while you point out the moral of Great Expectations. Fuck off.
Don’t get me wrong. It’s a novelty in the 8th grade. Look at how smart I am! I can quote something from a play that was written hundreds of years ago and loosely tie it to a modern day event! Good for me! Hooray school!
Fuck school.
School is great while you’re in it, but as a man, when you’re out you shut the fuck up about it. See, women’s brains fill like baby bottles by the time they’ve hit grade eight. Sure a few might make it into the second week or so of 9th, but ultimately the smaller female mind is not built to finish public education.
It’s because of their hormones, obviously. At some point women are too obsessed with sex to concentrate long enough to learn anything new — things like learning how to read a map or balancing the checkbook, or shutting the fuck up to avoid embarrassing everyone who’s ever known you.
You know what else Shakespeare said?
“Do you not know I am a woman? when I think, I must speak.”
But “As You Like It” isn’t part of the primary school curriculum is it. Fuck off.
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June 28th, 2007 at 5:23 am - IP Man-Hash: 3e4fe6a7e6d7d
http://owl.english.purdue.edu/handouts/grammar/g_comma.html
Use it.
June 28th, 2007 at 6:24 am - IP Man-Hash: 4555637db20cf
Awwwh, would you look at that. She thinks she’s being cute.
June 28th, 2007 at 6:36 am - IP Man-Hash: c406e944e31e4
Hardly. Based on your “Awwwh” I’d say that you’re the one trying to be cute, sweetcheeks.
June 28th, 2007 at 8:21 am - IP Man-Hash: 72dadca35debd
Women can nonstop talk about nothing.
October 17th, 2007 at 11:35 am - IP Man-Hash: c8ee37839e0e0
I don’t care what you think…oh wait, you don’t think, do you?
October 17th, 2007 at 12:33 pm - IP Man-Hash: 0264d76590fb0
Here’s the fact. Women learn by remembering. As they get older they have to remember things like birthdays and periods, to take their pill and mundane shit like that.
A woman will read and prescribe to memory a function but will not understand the way it works, just glibly memorizing the controls/dynamics.
When you find a so called intelligent woman, they bleat multi-syllabic words they heard somewhere else and if you dig a little deeper into their understanding of the issue you will find only a surface knowledge but no deep understanding.
This is why women make excellent cooks and cocksuckers but engineers, scientists and leaders? Not so much.
November 10th, 2007 at 7:28 pm - IP Man-Hash: 3fc1144032992
ok…seriously, this is a bunch of crap. Who invented the refrigerator, the stove, the car heater, flares, and thousands more inventions that we use everyday? Women. I daresay that the inventions listed above took more than an eighth grade diploma. Women are great people, who have gone to college, studied the arts, even those of Shakespeare, have written great novels, for example Jane Austen and Emily Bronte, as well as countless other achievements. I do not see how you can generalize the almost half of the human race into a single category saying they are full of bullshit. I know that as a woman, I can quote lengths of Shakespeare, as well as analyze it.
I know who I am, that is the most valuable thing that comes out of classical works: what is purpose, and why is it important? If you think that this is unimportant, you are one of the most ignorant people I have ever heard of. You say that school isn’t important afterwards to men, yet you state that women haven’t the intelligence to do anything after eighth grade. You see the paadox. I also like your little contradictions at the en, how you say women ae obsessed with sex (which in and of itself is a lie) yet you also claim in another article that women hate sex. Goes to show what a loadd of crap this is.
December 6th, 2007 at 1:24 pm - IP Man-Hash: e24370fe2bb3c
Well, I haven’t stopped learning, I learn everyday of my life and I enjoy to learn something new.
December 6th, 2007 at 2:18 pm - IP Man-Hash: 0a379370a5fd8
Damn, I see the feminazi’s who lose arguments because of their 8th grade education and lack of inventive invectives really keep these old posts alive.
Cool. I am going over to another article and top-posting, that way, I might get a post in that no man will argue and beat my ass at……..
December 19th, 2007 at 6:38 pm - IP Man-Hash: e75519e6050f6
I quit my schooling at 7th grade, hard to stop learning in the 8th when you never even attend it.
December 19th, 2007 at 7:32 pm - IP Man-Hash: 720a12647a390
Actually your argument is mostly a “bunch of crap”.
Refrigerators were invented by a MAN, look it up. William Cullen, Oliver Evans, Jacob Perkins, and a few other MEN developed various improvements.
The stove was invented by one the USA’s founding fathers, Benjamin Franklin. Though arguably it existed long before them in China, you can be certain it wasn’t by a woman there. Their women know how to shut the fuck up.
The car heater was indeed invented by a woman, Margaret Wilcox, but that was merely an improvement on yet another fine MAN invention, the motor car.
Yes, the flare was also invented by a woman, Martha J. Coston. (Is ANYONE surprised that a woman invented a new way to some fucking attention?)
All women’s “inventions” contribute a whopping 2% of the fine inventions we modern humans enjoy, and most of these “inventions” consist of very useful things like dolly covers, clothing patterns, pillow and cushion covers, blanket forms, and suchlike.
January 20th, 2008 at 1:36 pm - IP Man-Hash: f42c56a3b67c9
because of course all the words you use you made up yourself and didn’t hear somewhere else?
January 20th, 2008 at 2:47 pm - IP Man-Hash: 0a379370a5fd8
Of course. Only you wouldn’t get mantistical manstrosities of verbial managitisic mangovernationary manincipality of man-language.
Because of course, all the whining you do means you don’t parrot your betters’ behaviour………
May 15th, 2008 at 12:10 am - IP Man-Hash: 76a6d604bd70c
I thought I heard it all. My husband and numerous men in my family make jokes about women but all in good fun; never necessarily putting down women. However, I just can’t fathom that there’s still a “He-Man Woman-Haters Club” but with no President of course. But what I can tell you is this, I would love to come back on what I think of men and they would be the truth all round, and certainly can be backed scientifically as well but people like you aren’t worth the breath and as far as anyone who had half a brain could figure out that you and countless others who think that way are just a waste of oxygen.
May 15th, 2008 at 12:13 am - IP Man-Hash: 76a6d604bd70c
I think that any woman who is your wife or girlfriend, I feel sorry for, and I don’t really think that if a woman who had a job, earning her income would stay with you for very long, especially not here in the U.S.
May 15th, 2008 at 12:16 am - IP Man-Hash: e609ee1fbc305
Ha ha, who in the fuck asked that bitch? She speaks like she’s answering a question.
May 15th, 2008 at 12:21 am - IP Man-Hash: 35ab21bf6af5e
So don’t waste any more of your oxygen and depart the site. Your presence here establishes a scientific truth: women are illiterate and morons. What does “women not allowed on this site mean.” Do you speak Greek or Persian or something? I’ll use a 1/10th of my brain to prove my point here.
May 15th, 2008 at 12:24 am - IP Man-Hash: 35ab21bf6af5e
True. She would work long enough to sucker him in, quit and go to court to collect an insurance annuity- vaginamomy or child support. But an independent woman does not need a man and so your point is moot.
May 16th, 2008 at 2:30 pm - IP Man-Hash: 1c4907ed03678
im past 8th grade and guess what. IM FUCKING LEARNING SO THAT UR SHIT SOMEWHERE ELSE BECAUSE NO ONE FUCKING CARES AND WOMEN AND MEN ARE EQUAL. WE ALL ADD BENEFITS TO SOCIETY AND NOT JUST TO DO THE HOUSEWORK AND SHIT. AND NOT JUST TO BE SOMETHING YOU CAN FUCK WHEN YOU GET HOME!
TheNotSoExtremeMaleSupremacist Says:
June 28th, 2007 at 4:46 am - IP Man-Hash: 0edc87a160c4c
… we can bye…
um yeah i dont think men learn after first grade bc BUY is a second grade word. jeez go to school.
May 16th, 2008 at 4:28 pm - IP Man-Hash: e609ee1fbc305
What do you do when your manhole is running around and bleeding in your motel room?
Fuck her again!