Women Stop Learning in 8th Grade
Recently, I had the misfortune of hearing a woman’s thoughts on the world:
“You know, Shakespeare said all lawyers should be killed and the world would be better.”
I don’t remember how she said it exactly or what her fucking point was, but that’s my nearest approximation of how a poorly educated fifth grade student would say something about Shakespeare. That is how women talk and think with their brains after all — like poorly educated fifth graders.
This brings me to my point. Women don’t learn shit after 8th grade. They should be allowed to go home straightaway.
Think about it for yourself. Every time you’re in a discussion about anything from art to politics, where do women try to ham-fistedly steer the conversation? What are their remarks? 100% of the time, you’ll find them spouting some bullshit about Shakespeare or Camus (or The Classics depending on which side of the sea you’re suffering the feminine mouth), but it’s all the fucking same. It’s all shit you were required to learn to pass the eighth fucking grade.
Quoting shit that is required learning at some point in everyone’s life only makes you look smart if you’re in the fucking Congo — not at my house. Does demonstrating the proper use of a lighter or a mirror make you look like some kind of magical bullshit shaman? Well apparently it does if you’re a woman. Apparently that’s how it works. Everyone’s got to pretend to be fucking stupid for ten minutes while you point out the moral of Great Expectations. Fuck off.
Don’t get me wrong. It’s a novelty in the 8th grade. Look at how smart I am! I can quote something from a play that was written hundreds of years ago and loosely tie it to a modern day event! Good for me! Hooray school!
Fuck school.
School is great while you’re in it, but as a man, when you’re out you shut the fuck up about it. See, women’s brains fill like baby bottles by the time they’ve hit grade eight. Sure a few might make it into the second week or so of 9th, but ultimately the smaller female mind is not built to finish public education.
It’s because of their hormones, obviously. At some point women are too obsessed with sex to concentrate long enough to learn anything new — things like learning how to read a map or balancing the checkbook, or shutting the fuck up to avoid embarrassing everyone who’s ever known you.
You know what else Shakespeare said?
“Do you not know I am a woman? when I think, I must speak.”
But “As You Like It” isn’t part of the primary school curriculum is it. Fuck off.
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Hey, Dusti, have you ever heard the one about the woman who fucked off my site and then went and fucked herself?
Fuck off my site.
-Dick
I know i’m not supposed to be on this site and all(i’m a girl) but don’t you think your idea of women is kind of stupid?I mean,if women never existed you would not be on this earth correct?And if you are smart as you say you are you would know that it is phisically impossible for a man to give birth to a human child?I do agree though that there are some things that only men should do,and that feminists are a little too dominant but i think blaming women for everything wrong is a stupid.What do you think God has to say for all of this?I think you should repent before its too late.But thats just my opinion.Your well lies within your own choices.
,Dusti
While I disagree with the notion of not sending women to school at all, I think the whole special women’s high school suggestion is a wonderful idea. Once women are educated, they can help teach our children to read and write, speak properly, and save us heaps of cash from not sending our kids to daycare.
This idea is wonderful, and mucho man-points to you for suggesting it. This is a great way of actually making women useful outside the bedroom.
[quote]“I cannot fathom why a woman would spend 12 years and an enormous amount of brain sweat to become an MD just so she could marry a doctor.”[quote/]
I think women spend 12 years doing so is because they are programmed too by some of the feminists aspects of our society. After finishing such a long time of school they finally realize it isn’t their place. So then they marry that doctor they find.
As for education, I think women should either go to a special woman’s high school where they can learn to cook, clean, raise children and obey their man. Otherwise they should be dismised from school after 8th grade. Or maybe women shouldn’t go to school at all? Perhaps that would be better for society.
Talk about ambition.
I know a woman (the skank’s — sorry, my ex’s maid of honor) who actually went all the way through med school just to get her MRS. She was actually a board certified pediatrician, and then dropped out of the workforce as soon as her doctor husband went into it.
I cannot fathom why a woman would spend 12 years and an enormous amount of brain sweat to become an MD just so she could marry a doctor. Surely there must be easier ways to find an eligible pre-med or med school bachelor?
Eh, most women just go to college to major in MRS anyway. Waste of chair space for a man who would use that education the rest of his life, instead of a woman who will opt out of working and choose the latte drinking, suv driving lunch with the girls life. Why do you need a master’s degree for that?
How Silly.
There never was such an argument with feminuts.
They are incapable of such.
IT amazes me when I see it and it reinforces my philosophy on feminists. When down for the count, they resort to attacking the poster instead of the post. What ever happened to a logical argument feminists?
Brilliant ladies and manginas, you re-inforce your idiocy, everyday, LOL
Who says women aren’t violent? Look to bb to provide the “proof”.
Well, if it isn’t misty on a pussified pussy pussification mission again I don’t know what it is.
I hope that the next woman who gives you head (if that ever even happens, which I doubt) bites that shit off and shoves it down your throat until you choke on your own cock and vomit.
Some things and the things they write are just not worthwhile the effort of typing back at.
You’ve certainly got a one track mind, DGL.
Still, good to see someone so in touch with their feminine side.
-Big Al
Dick fucked my ass last night. He told me he would. I had to suck him off first. Then he sucked me. I love him. He’s a fag like me.
This goes back to the gender-specific bar lowering that we’ve all become accustomed to. If a man quotes something obscure, intelligent, and makes sense in the current context, it’s a given. If a woman fulfills any of those three criteria, stop the presses, she is now the “smart” one.
Look around a college campus. There’s women there. Some even arn’t there for a liberal arts degree, some actually go into engineering or biology. Rare though it is, it doesn’t mean they are in the least smarter than the women that major in liesure studies or whatever. The same girl that’s getting a 3.0 in Calculus 151 is the one you’ll see after class calling her daddy because she can’t make correct change. That’s just fucked up.
I think that must be done with all the women.
They have to be tamed. Seriously women only abuse rights and privileges. Like any child they also need either parental guidance or chaperones.
The 5th/8th grade dichotomy doesn’t work for me. The shaman thing? Yeah, that’s ok. The lighter? Better. But “ham-fistedly steer”? … well that’s just glorious. Unless you keep a Kosher-Buddhist household. And then it’s still glorious. Just not for you.
“ham-fistedly steer”. Are there three words more perfectly manly? Hard to imagine. No pun intended.
Maybe the Taming of the Shrew needs to be part of the curriculum.
-wolfe