Women Stop Learning in 8th Grade
Recently, I had the misfortune of hearing a woman’s thoughts on the world:
“You know, Shakespeare said all lawyers should be killed and the world would be better.”
I don’t remember how she said it exactly or what her fucking point was, but that’s my nearest approximation of how a poorly educated fifth grade student would say something about Shakespeare. That is how women talk and think with their brains after all — like poorly educated fifth graders.
This brings me to my point. Women don’t learn shit after 8th grade. They should be allowed to go home straightaway.
Think about it for yourself. Every time you’re in a discussion about anything from art to politics, where do women try to ham-fistedly steer the conversation? What are their remarks? 100% of the time, you’ll find them spouting some bullshit about Shakespeare or Camus (or The Classics depending on which side of the sea you’re suffering the feminine mouth), but it’s all the fucking same. It’s all shit you were required to learn to pass the eighth fucking grade.
Quoting shit that is required learning at some point in everyone’s life only makes you look smart if you’re in the fucking Congo — not at my house. Does demonstrating the proper use of a lighter or a mirror make you look like some kind of magical bullshit shaman? Well apparently it does if you’re a woman. Apparently that’s how it works. Everyone’s got to pretend to be fucking stupid for ten minutes while you point out the moral of Great Expectations. Fuck off.
Don’t get me wrong. It’s a novelty in the 8th grade. Look at how smart I am! I can quote something from a play that was written hundreds of years ago and loosely tie it to a modern day event! Good for me! Hooray school!
Fuck school.
School is great while you’re in it, but as a man, when you’re out you shut the fuck up about it. See, women’s brains fill like baby bottles by the time they’ve hit grade eight. Sure a few might make it into the second week or so of 9th, but ultimately the smaller female mind is not built to finish public education.
It’s because of their hormones, obviously. At some point women are too obsessed with sex to concentrate long enough to learn anything new — things like learning how to read a map or balancing the checkbook, or shutting the fuck up to avoid embarrassing everyone who’s ever known you.
You know what else Shakespeare said?
“Do you not know I am a woman? when I think, I must speak.”
But “As You Like It” isn’t part of the primary school curriculum is it. Fuck off.
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March 19th, 2007 at 10:47 pm - IP Man-Hash: 175927c23b5a9
Well I can’t seem to get the fact that I’m a man through your thick heads, and I can’t prove it. All I can say is that I’m a man. You can try to explain your thoughts, or you can just call me a woman again, it’s up to you. But unless you want to prove my point, I suggest you give it a try.
March 20th, 2007 at 10:17 am - IP Man-Hash: 1621440ee0ecd
Well I can’t seem to get the fact that I’m a man through your thick heads, and I can’t prove it. All I can say is that I’m a man. You can try to explain your thoughts, or you can just call me a woman again, it’s up to you. But unless you want to prove my point, I suggest you give it a try.
*looks at watch* we’re waiting for your point.
Also, I really need to get a watch.
March 20th, 2007 at 3:10 pm - IP Man-Hash: e360eaab3b47f
I have two boys. One is eighteen and far from being a real man.
He knows little about real life and has no experince in the world to be considered a man. But he is still much further along than a women his age who normally stop maturing at 12.
April 23rd, 2007 at 4:05 pm - IP Man-Hash: 075aaceb868f6
You men are gay fags you are over cocky and need some fucking help. Hell I’m not afraid of sex and I know how to spell, and I don’t think curse words are magicial
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April 23rd, 2007 at 4:06 pm - IP Man-Hash: 075aaceb868f6
FUCK YOU
April 23rd, 2007 at 4:25 pm - IP Man-Hash: d1a169fa23239
Is she referring to us as happy cigarettes? That is original.
April 23rd, 2007 at 7:05 pm - IP Man-Hash: 7008012dd84e5
Not even if they didn’t have cloning.
April 23rd, 2007 at 9:12 pm - IP Man-Hash: aaaa8e6ade09a
She don’t think curse words are magical but uses them anyways like a cheap tramp that she is.
Men are better than women at cursing you dumb fuck.
May 12th, 2007 at 10:09 pm - IP Man-Hash: d22c2cf91a332
this is my first and last comment. your website contradicts itself. it says on a link “why women hate sex” ..and then it says It’s because of their hormones, obviously. At some point women are too obsessed with sex to concentrate long enough to learn anything new..” and you call us the idiots.
May 12th, 2007 at 10:45 pm - IP Man-Hash: 760a91233a652
Lest little Suzy be humiliated like the whore she is. Nonetheless, it seems even a stupid little slut can catch on and realise that she is a failure at all she does or attempts. That includes sex - girls don’t enjoy sex. They hate it. All that other shit about sex was “unknown” until petticoat punishment sites started popping up and spewing bull-shit about how great being a short little girl is. Too bad facts are facts. I know what feels right. I like sex - I love it. And that’s all I need to know. But I’m not a woman, so I see how it works, and how our brains work. Facts state that, not a whining lying little whore who deserves to be gang-raped by five escaped cons, that:
Women do not orgasm but rather know when to fake pleasure and thus heighten the male’s arousal. It’s robotic and detached.
Women do not like sex. That is why we have to do, what, feed their fat ass and buy them drinks. Not I, thoough, I just say it’s sexist - and I win. Big time. Keep my cash and get some tail.
That’s all there is to it, you stupid whore. Not a link that says some shit. You’re an impressionable fucking whore who should be kicked in her overies until she pisses blood down her “curvacious” hips and legs. Really, do unto others, bitch.
It’s just like middle school for me, you fucking whore. When someone tries to beat me up, even a girl, and the tide of battle turns, I kick his/her ass. I don’t give a shit if I get sent to the office. Despite all those “perminant marks,” I’m going to a state college and I’m flipping off the anti-male system all along. Really, I just can’t stop, I’m so fucking tired of this shit I’ve been given all my life. My middle finger is stuck in the elevated and upright position and I will never forgive and forget for as long as I live. No, I’ll solve this problem. It couldn’t leave me the fuck alone, and what’s done is done. You can’t fix shit that’s already happened to me. And then a slut comes on this site, talking about how stupid I am and how she’s going to cut my dick off.
How about I shave your nipples off with a rusty razor blade? How’d you like to try that on for size? Because you know that I’m going to turn around any shit that’s headed for me and shoot it back to the sender. Do unto others, bitch.
May 13th, 2007 at 4:40 am - IP Man-Hash: ec4c877368282
Missy, if you had skills of logic, then you would have figured it out yourself. However, you’re a woman, and thus know no better, so I shall explain it to you.
Fact 1: Women hate sex. This is because they’re lousy at it, and because they can’t orgasm.
Fact 2: Women are obsessed with sex. This is because they think that men are obsessed with sex. Women realise that they are inferior to men, and that men have all the money, power, influence and everything else. So, for a woman to live a life of luxury all she has to do is to use sex to entrap a man. And as such, she feels the need to be obsessed with sex to get a man so that she never has to work again.
May 13th, 2007 at 9:44 am - IP Man-Hash: 3c8b05bf321cc
” And then a slut comes on this site, talking about how stupid I am and how she’s going to cut my dick off.”
Where in God’s name does she ever talk about cutting anyone’s dick off? She made no mention of violence at all. She implied the posters were idiots and you said she deserved to be gang-raped and threatened to shave off her nipples with a rusty blade. And you men wonder why women are compelled to post here and protest against this insanity…
May 13th, 2007 at 10:05 am - IP Man-Hash: 760a91233a652
You aren’t Alex.
And I wasn’t speaking of one isolated incident. I like the way you are so quick to come to conclusions, though. Your despiration belies your ignorance and jaded mind. Ha ha ha, and I’m supposed to be the bad guy here. I think we need to send for the thought police here and get you straightened out in gitmo. Hey, you’re standing alone on a site you don’t even belong on.
It’s like you have a disease where you can’t stop lying, ’stealing’ people’s identities, and just sticking your fat ass where it does not belong. I just return the spite that is thrown at me. If that bothers you…
LEAVE!
May 13th, 2007 at 10:27 am - IP Man-Hash: 3c8b05bf321cc
No, I am Alex, the same female Alex who posts here regularly. Not sure why the IP Man-Hash is different; I changed locations (I’m home from college), but nothing else.
I assumed you were speaking of one isolated incident because you quoted one girl who posted, and that was your reply to her. It seems extreme to threaten violence against one particular person who never threatened you with violence. As for thought police comment, you have the right to say whatever you want, but you aren’t protected from criticism. The constant references to violence towards posters who make no mention of violence, or just the references to violence in general, are disturbing, and shouldn’t go uncriticized (and, yes, the same applies to man-bashing sites).
May 13th, 2007 at 10:46 am - IP Man-Hash: 760a91233a652
Yawn, pussies use the police to call up boys who fight and such. If I disturb you, that’s your problem and you should leave us alone to do male things. This may be the one place a little girl isn’t welcome these days, though I don’t find it cute for girls to use men’s rest rooms just to… act like they’re better than me.
I hate that.
Really, though, you have every little catering, man hating, an entire police force at your disposal.
You can just scream harassment. I have to live in fear of that just for being a man. I have to live in fear of a 16 year old girl lying about me looking at her cleavage (?!) out of the corner of my eye and I get arrested. And you think girls shouldn’t have their many rights slowly phased out?
That’s insane.
You just can’t see anything but your own agenda, can you? Words are words, but it is very inappropriate in my head, it hurts my brain, that I can’t say things like what I just said without fear of reprocussions. That’s filthy like a boylove site. It’s just that skin-deep vineer of innocence. It makes me want to bash someone’s head in.
Yeah, I said that. Words are words, and if you don’t like that, that’s your fucking problem. You are wrong. You are just wrong. You were born wrong. You live wrong. You act wrong. You look wrong.
This isn’t a movie where girls always win. We aren’t equal because one or two women actually did something with their lives.
May 13th, 2007 at 11:22 am - IP Man-Hash: 3c8b05bf321cc
It isn’t possible to get arrested just for looking at a girl’s cleavage. You can’t control what comes into your field of vision, and if a woman walks around with her boobs hanging out of her shirt obviously you’re going to look and have the right to look. Now, if you touched her cleavage and it was unwanted, or start following her around/stalking her to look at her cleavage, then that would be considered harrassment and you may be arrested.
What rights are you talking about? Some of the advantages females have should be phased out. Men should be given equal consideration in custody matters and I think alimony is ridiculous. Men and women should be punished equally for the same crimes. But no, women shouldn’t lose the basical legal/political/human rights that men have.
As for words being “just words”, well, words are powerful. Words of violence can incite violence. That doesn’t mean that talk like the talk on this site should be banned, we have free speech, but again, it should and will be criticized.
May 13th, 2007 at 12:34 pm - IP Man-Hash: 760a91233a652
You have every right to disagree with my opinion. That doesn’t fix the fact that you’re wrong, but that does not bother me. What makes my blood boil is when people stalk you, as you say, trying to ‘repair’ you. That is one of the lesser known forms of stalking.
As for that stalking thing, I don’t see any point in stalking, but if a girl goes around acting sultry and slutty, she should have to clean up her act before she does bitches about anything.
It’s good that you’re for eliminating those advantages, though, let alone admitted them. Speech, though, the problems start when speech is controlled. Criticism is free speech. Saying someone’s dick should be cut off, well, not so. I was just doing what girls here were doing, without provocation, to demonstrate my point.
And you might notice, hurtful words were censored by the Nazis, Iranians, etc.
May 14th, 2007 at 7:08 am - IP Man-Hash: 70b94d406d5ce
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May 14th, 2007 at 7:44 am - IP Man-Hash: 8059ff3878601
Yeah, baby. Maybe I can gag you with my dick and show you exactly how gay I am.
Hey, we’re gay. It’s okay for us to talk like that, or grope you on the subway. We’re gay guys, it’s okay.