Women Stop Learning in 8th Grade
Recently, I had the misfortune of hearing a woman’s thoughts on the world:
“You know, Shakespeare said all lawyers should be killed and the world would be better.”
I don’t remember how she said it exactly or what her fucking point was, but that’s my nearest approximation of how a poorly educated fifth grade student would say something about Shakespeare. That is how women talk and think with their brains after all — like poorly educated fifth graders.
This brings me to my point. Women don’t learn shit after 8th grade. They should be allowed to go home straightaway.
Think about it for yourself. Every time you’re in a discussion about anything from art to politics, where do women try to ham-fistedly steer the conversation? What are their remarks? 100% of the time, you’ll find them spouting some bullshit about Shakespeare or Camus (or The Classics depending on which side of the sea you’re suffering the feminine mouth), but it’s all the fucking same. It’s all shit you were required to learn to pass the eighth fucking grade.
Quoting shit that is required learning at some point in everyone’s life only makes you look smart if you’re in the fucking Congo — not at my house. Does demonstrating the proper use of a lighter or a mirror make you look like some kind of magical bullshit shaman? Well apparently it does if you’re a woman. Apparently that’s how it works. Everyone’s got to pretend to be fucking stupid for ten minutes while you point out the moral of Great Expectations. Fuck off.
Don’t get me wrong. It’s a novelty in the 8th grade. Look at how smart I am! I can quote something from a play that was written hundreds of years ago and loosely tie it to a modern day event! Good for me! Hooray school!
Fuck school.
School is great while you’re in it, but as a man, when you’re out you shut the fuck up about it. See, women’s brains fill like baby bottles by the time they’ve hit grade eight. Sure a few might make it into the second week or so of 9th, but ultimately the smaller female mind is not built to finish public education.
It’s because of their hormones, obviously. At some point women are too obsessed with sex to concentrate long enough to learn anything new — things like learning how to read a map or balancing the checkbook, or shutting the fuck up to avoid embarrassing everyone who’s ever known you.
You know what else Shakespeare said?
“Do you not know I am a woman? when I think, I must speak.”
But “As You Like It” isn’t part of the primary school curriculum is it. Fuck off.
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March 13th, 2007 at 10:02 am - IP Man-Hash: 0dc060b16a9bd
…I don’t know whether to Lol or go Eww.
Leewww
March 13th, 2007 at 10:43 am - IP Man-Hash: 980cc8a8ac1a7
I think B
lowJobwill prove most helpful in solving your conundrum.March 13th, 2007 at 12:31 pm - IP Man-Hash: 4555637db20cf
Why do you say that? Does she giggle as she guzzles?
March 13th, 2007 at 1:02 pm - IP Man-Hash: 980cc8a8ac1a7
I believe we shall just have to ask Necro for that little tidbit. Though I suspect we’ll ever know.
Gentlemen never disclose.
March 13th, 2007 at 1:55 pm - IP Man-Hash: 0dc060b16a9bd
Which tidbit? I was doing something other than reading her pathetic drivel.
March 13th, 2007 at 2:49 pm - IP Man-Hash: 980cc8a8ac1a7
See? He’s already denying everything.
March 13th, 2007 at 2:54 pm - IP Man-Hash: de9b207ac233b
your right except in the states its actually 6th grade, its such a problem that the girl scouts of america have made a foundation dedicated to helping young girls with “technical” stuff like computers, science ect….. its called “girlsgotech.org” even they admitt that by the 6th grade most girls lose intrest in technical stuff. why you ask? becuase by the 6th grade they start worring about boys, makeup, ect….. not school. they just want to find a good man that can take care of them so they can do what they do NOTHING.
March 13th, 2007 at 3:00 pm - IP Man-Hash: 4555637db20cf
Excellent points, ebombs. Keep dropping them bombs.
March 13th, 2007 at 3:42 pm - IP Man-Hash: c4d026b819ad4
Great points, ebombs.
-Dick
March 13th, 2007 at 6:17 pm - IP Man-Hash: 0dc060b16a9bd
Oi! *takes out sword* I don’t deny beeyotches!!!! :DX
I don’t even care about this, now quiet before I cut you, foo! :P
March 14th, 2007 at 12:06 am - IP Man-Hash: 1058eaab83bd8
Ok how can i make this clear? IM NOT A WOMAN!!! U guys have no proof that i am so i would shut up because u sound like idiots.
March 14th, 2007 at 12:09 am - IP Man-Hash: e36376410e1aa
You have the grammar of a text message addict. That’s called proof.
-Dick
March 14th, 2007 at 4:11 am - IP Man-Hash: 0dc060b16a9bd
…..WE. WE SOUND LIKE IDIOTS?
Holy fucking crap by my cat, HYPOCRISYYYYYYYY!!!!!
March 15th, 2007 at 4:10 pm - IP Man-Hash: 276b622c0610c
How do i sound like an idiot? Your arguments are so weak, you just call me a girl whenever u cant think of anything else to say. I wouldn’t call u idiots, if u actually made a good point, rather then just saying the same things over and over again.
March 15th, 2007 at 4:52 pm - IP Man-Hash: 0dc060b16a9bd
Well, first, you’re an idiot becuase you cant FUCKING read the sign which says ‘No women allowed’ so thats a pretty big indicator. You’re like a black guy at a KKK convention.
And saying the same things over and over again? My fucking cat, what the fuck are you yaing all the time? That WE’RE wrong. It’s always the same.
So shut the fuck up and go back to your whorehouse because thats obviously all your good for. And thats not because your a woman. Thats because your you.
-Necroswordsman
March 15th, 2007 at 7:15 pm - IP Man-Hash: 771a520544aad
Our points are good, but it’s just that you’re an idiot. We keep trying to pound sense into your empty head, but you keep refusing it like a vegan at a bbq-cookout. And your pointless statements are all lame. “You guys are poofs” and “I’m not a girl” are hardly good arguments.
March 15th, 2007 at 7:18 pm - IP Man-Hash: 771a520544aad
Not a suitable analogy there, Necroswordsman. We don’t hate her because she is a woman, we hate her because she is extraordinarily stupid and annoying.
March 16th, 2007 at 2:03 am - IP Man-Hash: 0dc060b16a9bd
Point. But she(or he) is still out of place on this site if he thinks we’re wrong.
March 16th, 2007 at 3:45 am - IP Man-Hash: e360eaab3b47f
Has to be a female since guys don’t waste much time arguing when they are losing.
March 16th, 2007 at 4:04 am - IP Man-Hash: 0dc060b16a9bd
Well some of us have really big egoes. I know I do.