Women Stop Learning in 8th Grade
Recently, I had the misfortune of hearing a woman’s thoughts on the world:
“You know, Shakespeare said all lawyers should be killed and the world would be better.”
I don’t remember how she said it exactly or what her fucking point was, but that’s my nearest approximation of how a poorly educated fifth grade student would say something about Shakespeare. That is how women talk and think with their brains after all — like poorly educated fifth graders.
This brings me to my point. Women don’t learn shit after 8th grade. They should be allowed to go home straightaway.
Think about it for yourself. Every time you’re in a discussion about anything from art to politics, where do women try to ham-fistedly steer the conversation? What are their remarks? 100% of the time, you’ll find them spouting some bullshit about Shakespeare or Camus (or The Classics depending on which side of the sea you’re suffering the feminine mouth), but it’s all the fucking same. It’s all shit you were required to learn to pass the eighth fucking grade.
Quoting shit that is required learning at some point in everyone’s life only makes you look smart if you’re in the fucking Congo — not at my house. Does demonstrating the proper use of a lighter or a mirror make you look like some kind of magical bullshit shaman? Well apparently it does if you’re a woman. Apparently that’s how it works. Everyone’s got to pretend to be fucking stupid for ten minutes while you point out the moral of Great Expectations. Fuck off.
Don’t get me wrong. It’s a novelty in the 8th grade. Look at how smart I am! I can quote something from a play that was written hundreds of years ago and loosely tie it to a modern day event! Good for me! Hooray school!
Fuck school.
School is great while you’re in it, but as a man, when you’re out you shut the fuck up about it. See, women’s brains fill like baby bottles by the time they’ve hit grade eight. Sure a few might make it into the second week or so of 9th, but ultimately the smaller female mind is not built to finish public education.
It’s because of their hormones, obviously. At some point women are too obsessed with sex to concentrate long enough to learn anything new — things like learning how to read a map or balancing the checkbook, or shutting the fuck up to avoid embarrassing everyone who’s ever known you.
You know what else Shakespeare said?
“Do you not know I am a woman? when I think, I must speak.”
But “As You Like It” isn’t part of the primary school curriculum is it. Fuck off.
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July 20th, 2006 at 10:19 am - IP Man-Hash: e1d145265bbf4
Hey, Dusti, have you ever heard the one about the woman who fucked off my site and then went and fucked herself?
Fuck off my site.
-Dick
July 20th, 2006 at 3:11 pm - IP Man-Hash: 5f0b15e2cd922
See?You think women are illeterate when you can’t even type a whole sentence without cursing.And you didn’t answer my question.I feel so sorry for you.-_-
July 20th, 2006 at 3:26 pm - IP Man-Hash: e1d145265bbf4
What’s wrong with cursing? Does it kill unicorns?
-Dick
July 20th, 2006 at 4:49 pm - IP Man-Hash: 5f0b15e2cd922
No.O_o;
July 20th, 2006 at 5:05 pm - IP Man-Hash: 76cebfba7c181
Sadly, you prove his point.
-wolfe
July 22nd, 2006 at 2:47 pm - IP Man-Hash: f3ab3a24c5385
I grow weary of these semi-”leturate” empowered “wimmin” coming on here and debating like high “skooolers”. What a fucking joke.
August 18th, 2006 at 4:37 pm - IP Man-Hash: 0d17ac160ff85
Here’s one that seems to support the title of this segment.
Academics in the UK claim their research shows that men are more intelligent than women.
A study to be published later this year in the British Journal of Psychology says that men are on average five points ahead on IQ tests.
Paul Irwing and Professor Richard Lynn claim the difference grows when the highest IQ levels are considered.
Their research was based on IQ tests given to 80,000 people and a further study of 20,000 students.
‘Widening gap’
Dr Irwing, a senior lecturer in organisational psychology at Manchester University, told the Today programme on BBC Radio Four the study showed that, up to the age of 14, there was no difference between the IQs of boys and girls.
“But beyond that age and into adulthood there is a difference of five points, which is small but it can have important implications,” he said.
“This is against a background of women dramatically overtaking men in educational attainment and making very rapid advances in terms of occupational achievement.”
The academics used a test which is said to measure “general cognitive ability” - spatial and verbal ability.
As intelligence scores among the study group rose, the academics say they found a widening gap between the sexes.
There were twice as many men with IQ scores of 125, for example, a level said to correspond with people getting first-class degrees.
At scores of 155, associated with genius, there were 5.5 men for every woman.
Nobel prize-winners
Dr Irwing told The Times the differences “may go some way to explaining the greater numbers of men achieving distinctions of various kinds, such as chess grandmasters, Fields medallists for mathematics, Nobel prize-winners and the like”.
August 18th, 2006 at 5:38 pm - IP Man-Hash: 6897e3ddf8ad0
That data’s actually fairly old, Chris. I posted about it a few months ago. Go read some of the responses by women. They’re priceless.
-Dick
August 19th, 2006 at 12:45 pm - IP Man-Hash: 861968ba93252
America made two great mistakes in the previous century.Allowing women to vote,and then to drive.
Nothing good ever came of either.
August 19th, 2006 at 3:39 pm - IP Man-Hash: 0d17ac160ff85
Dick
Where do I find the “retorts”?
Chris
August 21st, 2006 at 9:49 am - IP Man-Hash: 6897e3ddf8ad0
Here it is. Are Women Smarter Than Horses?
-Dick
August 21st, 2006 at 1:20 pm - IP Man-Hash: 980cc8a8ac1a7
Intelligence. Power of observation. Genius. IQ testing. Abstract concepts and immeasurable aptitudes some of feeble faith in themselves use to prop up their egos.
Pray tell. What would Marilyn vos Savant say doesn’t belong of these 3 numbers: 3125, 27, 11. There you go. A quintessential iq test question that can ask anything I want it to ask and have as correct answer anything I choose. Those number are not chosen at random, however. I chose them carefully by a particular criteria known only to me. How would anyone guess that and how in the hell could that possibly reflect their wit? Great measure of someone intelligence, I’ll say.
And if women stop learing in 8th grade. When do they start?
September 25th, 2006 at 6:48 am - IP Man-Hash: f2a86239b519c
It seems like female cognitive development stops in eigth grade. That is when they realize they have boobs and that they can just be lazy and complain to get what they want. At that point however a large part become manipulative geniuses that few men could ever comprehend.
September 25th, 2006 at 9:23 am - IP Man-Hash: 88c1e58dc3ca7
Jon Duan, I think I love you.
You may very well be mumbling: “methinks [s]he doth protest too much”…but I assure you that ‘no means no’, ’stop means go’, and ‘protest means gimme the rest - NOW, please’…
Hmmm, tit-acknowledgement [by the bearer] is usually way before the eighth grade, in most [basket] cases; perhaps you were referring to the age at which cock-a-doodles see what’s been ‘hard’ to miss for years…
March 11th, 2007 at 8:51 am - IP Man-Hash: 0dc060b16a9bd
My blog has something just liek this! Strength of man :).
March 13th, 2007 at 4:16 am - IP Man-Hash: 1058eaab83bd8
go to hell necroswordsman u poof.
March 13th, 2007 at 4:58 am - IP Man-Hash: 0dc060b16a9bd
I’ve been there and back. Hence ‘Necro’ as in dead.
March 13th, 2007 at 5:45 am - IP Man-Hash: 4555637db20cf
I think BJ wants to give Necroswordsman a bj, but she’s having a hard time trying to convey her urge to fellate him.
March 13th, 2007 at 7:30 am - IP Man-Hash: 0dc060b16a9bd
I’ve been to hell and back. Hence Necro, as in dead.
I’m just that good with women.
March 13th, 2007 at 9:26 am - IP Man-Hash: 980cc8a8ac1a7
Fellatiations.