Thespianism and the “Female Orgasm”
I thought of a brilliant plan to make a Hollywood disaster film last night. And I don’t mean a disaster film like with tornados and an attacking horde of Stay Puf’t Marshmallow Men. I mean a disaster film as in a massive box office failure. A film in which no dollars are recouped. A failure so bad that cash pours out of the bank like someone’s broken the dyke.
Are you ready for it? Here’s the idea.
Have a woman star in the lead role.
Just like the first time they let a woman on the space shuttle, any movie that allows a woman to helm the lead will be a huge fucking catastrophe.
Here’s a list of the top grossing movies of all time:
1. Titanic - male lead
2. Star Wars - male lead
3. Shrek 2 - male ogre lead
4. E.T. - male alien lead
The list goes on and on — so I’ll stop there because this site is not about going on and on, it’s about getting to the point as quickly as is prudent; a manly thing.
Men are better than women at acting. You can go look it up yourself or you can just take my word for it, but nowhere in the top 100 highest grossing films of all time is there fucking one that has a woman as the main character. In fact, the only movie where a woman is important to the story at all is “What Women Want” starring Mel Gibson, and I only say that because I haven’t seen that movie and nothing on the face of the Earth could make me.
Women can’t act, they can’t sing, and they’re not funny — they have as much place in the public forum as a mule at a beauty pageant yet still they stumble in with their sash clamped between their enormous teeth braying for their time in the spotlight. We all already know why; because women will do anything for attention — anything. Good or bad attention, it doesn’t matter. They’re so addicted to it that if prostitution was legal, you wouldn’t even have to pay for it. Women would have no need for money, living the life of luxury and swimming in a life-sustaining, media-maelstrom of attention.
That doesn’t answer the question though. Why does no one give a shit about movies based on the lives of women? And also why can’t women act?
Women can’t act because there’s only one emotion they know. Greed. The one-horned, green-eyed monster. Acting requires familiarity and the ability to display all kinds of emotions. To women, that’s like asking a pile of shit to play darts with you. Good luck.
No one gives a shit about movies based on women because a main character who latches onto everything like a leech, ruins all it touches like an angel of Armageddon, and all the while has absolutely no redeeming qualities; makes for a shitty story. Just describing a woman character ruined this paragraph. Now imagine two and a half hours based on the same shit that ends in a crappy apartment with sixteen cats. Box office disaster.
It’s a good thing Hollywood only gives a shit about equality when it’s on the screen and not behind it. Otherwise 50% of movies wouldn’t even require a poster. They could just go straight into the local video rental discount bin of Who Gives a Shit.
If you want to see how poorly women act just remember the last time one tried to slip a fake orgasm past you. Pitifully amateur, right? Among the myriad of things women will never understand is that there’s a difference between “buying the bullshit” and just not giving a damn. Let me explain.
I’m giving the Trick-Or-Treaters candy next week whether they’re convincing or not. You say you’re a Power Ranger? That’s fine. I don’t really give a shit because I’m a man and dress-up pretend time isn’t in my Man Bag. Your costume is your business.
It’s the same thing.
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November 2nd, 2005 at 7:06 am - IP Man-Hash: f005b33224683
Female, congratulations on your win. I herby declare you winner of the ‘I’ll keep posting even though I dont have a clue what the fuck I am talking about’ award.
November 3rd, 2005 at 11:06 am - IP Man-Hash: c45a5d2bc2203
I have seen several episodes of Sex and the City, and can confirm that it is utter shite.
Interesting how it was designed for women, yet several of the episodes featured female nudity.
November 3rd, 2005 at 11:23 am - IP Man-Hash: f3ae1ac46a2e3
They probably wanted to cater to the demographic of television households that have a man in control of the remote. You know, 100%.
-Dick
November 3rd, 2005 at 8:55 pm - IP Man-Hash: 433d5a2b31ab6
Schleps in the Shitty City pretty much speaks for itself.
4 fuck rats, banging their way thru NYC whilst obsessing over their $1000 pairs of shoes whilst crying they dont even own a home at age 38. Typical. This sort of story just would not fly if it were 4 male sluts banging their way thru NYC. Dont know or even care why… just a gut feeling that tells me men wouldnt watch it.
How hehehehelarious that a woman should ridicule the allegedly fragile egoes of men. Women who, dont have the basic balls to risk the challenge to their ego by asking a man out and who waste time rationalising their gutless natures by saying its mens fault because its an affront to the male ego to be approached by a woman. ahahahahhahahahahha. Women, who wear padded bras, high heels, girdles, 2 inches of make up, colour their hair, cant face the world without their makeup, pluck and wax… blah blah. And of course, default defense is… thats wot men want, we are doing ot for you, its your fault, we are not responsible… wah wah wah. Do you ladies realise just how much harm you do to yourselves when you refuse to take responsibility for your own actions, behaviours, motovations. Men just cannot respect scapegoating copouts.
Frankly l dont know how the average modern women can walk, having blown away both her feet with the double barelled shot gun of unaccountability and scapegoating. Have you gals learnt NOTHING from your feminasty bretheren… there is no liberation without accountability. There is no power without responsibility. Complain and blame are the most disempowering things you can do to yourselves.
Dont you get whats going on here ladies. Men are winding you up because we crave a responsible woman. We are trying to embarass, hassle and ridicule you OUT of YOUR COMPALCENCY. Plus its funny watcing you all squirm at the patently obvious. Cheap larfs.
If you dont get that, you are wasting your time in this place.
November 3rd, 2005 at 9:48 pm - IP Man-Hash: b80985ab28e28
It’s true. From the very start, women aren’t raised to accept accountability or responsibility in the same way men are — or at all. It’s obvious even at the youngest ages. Girls (and thereby women) just aren’t meant to wield the kind of power that men do. It’s simple really. All too simple.
-Dick
November 4th, 2005 at 4:06 am - IP Man-Hash: 80b0e5f44308d
“there is no liberation without accountability.
There is no power without responsibility.”
This hits it right on the head, Vanity.
This is the summation of anti-feminism.
This states it all.
Women do not want to hear it, feminists have tried their hardest to ensure that women are not accountable for their actions. For reference see the law courts for comparisons on male to female sentencing for similar or exact crimes.
For the same crime 1 female to 19 males will go to jail.
Interesting.
Women always have excuses, this was covered in previous topics.
November 4th, 2005 at 7:40 am - IP Man-Hash: d754ab99d7c00
Good points, Christian and Vanity.
To expand on your point, Christian, it’s instructive to examine the case of Karla Homolka and Paul Bernardo.
Before they met, he was a serial rapist. A thoroughly depraved and disgusting individual; however, his victims were never injured beyond the rape, not that that was much consolation to them. However, no one died.
After they married, Homolka guided Bernardo into a world of death. They became a pair of serial killers, with Homolka selecting the victims (which included her own sister). Every single new victim died, including the sister.
Bernardo got life (not counting the previous rapes); she got a light 12 year sentence that could have gotten her out in just a few years with parole.
How do we know (apart from the odd fact he never killed anyone until he hooked up with her) that she was the instigator?
Videotape evidence. This loathsome pair taped their sickening activities, and her comments, her urging him on, and her alone with the victims are plain to see.
She of course claimed to be a “battered wife” and most felt sorry for her. Until the videotapes were found that is.
Even after that most feminists still felt sorry for her.
So much for female accountability and responsibility.
July 17th, 2007 at 6:25 pm - IP Man-Hash: e138b69be1d1c
hey Dick are you gay? or something like that.
July 18th, 2007 at 1:50 am - IP Man-Hash: 19968a06a2a3c
How the fuck do you girls come up with this shit?! Is he gay? Wow, the originality, the brilliance, this is motherfucking amazing, bitch!
And what is something like gay? You mean he ignores you cunt’s vagina passes and that makes him homosexual? I love the way you shamelessly promote yourself in a realm where you don’t belong. There’s a name for that: prostitution.
Ne so horey, ne no like when you ignore fantazie worrld!
Fantasy worlds are cute and all, but watching a short little Japanese schoolgirl cry at the realization of the futility of her life is much cuter.
August 9th, 2007 at 5:57 pm - IP Man-Hash: 191242b12610c
Top 10 reasons why women orgasm is a myth.
1.Women have a vagina
2.Women have a clit
3.Women don’t have a penis
4.Women don’t have balls
5.Women have periods
6.Women fake orgasm
7.Women don’t know what they want
8.Women get penetrated
9.Women don’t even agree on how to define orgasm ,yet they turn around to say that they’ve experience multiple orgasm
10.Faking orgasm is the closest women will ever get to knowing orgasm.
11.Only the orgasm ridden gender will think that there is actuallya number 11 after I’ve clearly stated only 10 reason and only the orgasm monopolizing gender will find number 1 through 11 funny
August 9th, 2007 at 7:12 pm - IP Man-Hash: a41caf4a68abe
It’s not a myth.
November 17th, 2007 at 9:23 pm - IP Man-Hash: f68191fe56ea6
I used to know a guy that thought that, then he got a girlfriend and when I asked him again and he said, “no, it’s real I found out this cool thing I can do…” I cut him off after that.
Do guys actually think it doesn’t exist or do they say it to be shit stirrers.
November 22nd, 2007 at 5:02 pm - IP Man-Hash: 844bc4f871fb2
That doesn’t mean its a good one.
November 25th, 2007 at 7:25 pm - IP Man-Hash: 191242b12610c
Of course female orgasm doesn’t exist clair, unfortunately we can’t say the same about you.
March 6th, 2008 at 1:26 pm - IP Man-Hash: 2e156e431b91f
I don’t know what to make of all this. Everyone is just saying female orgasm does/doesn’t exist but no one has provided any proof to support either of those claims.
Come on, I want to know if it’s real or not.
March 17th, 2008 at 6:53 pm - IP Man-Hash: ee91b2d89877e
are you militantly homosexual? like, do you go out and hunt women at the various places they go to?
what the fuck kind of mental processes could lead to the conclusion that over half of the human population is somehow less valuable than your obviously utterly worthless ass?
you’re profoundly retarded. profoundly.
oh, and guys who don’t think female orgasms are real… your dick is too small.
March 17th, 2008 at 8:49 pm - IP Man-Hash: ab044393caa00
You know calling people retarded while asking idiotic retorical questions and forgoing capital letters is a good sign of low mental activity, right?
April 7th, 2008 at 6:41 pm - IP Man-Hash: f9faa8a9f029f
Well I saw an episode once so I can confirm it sucks and I can confirm that Jeff is right. Eventhough he didn’t watch it.. So you don’t have to see something to be right..Now please go mess up martha steward’s blog or something.
April 13th, 2008 at 12:35 pm - IP Man-Hash: 062703d978411
“your costume is your business”. Well, I can agree it can be a waste of mental energy to differentiate between when a chick is just immitating porn ‘cus she thinks that’s what you want, and really getting into it. Contrived ‘button pushing’ gets me a little pissed. Waiting for someone to descend in director’s chair get me about ready to slap someone upside their head! It’s wiseassed, isn’t it? Just an illusion of her being in control,
(whilst, the hole is hole, either way). Then she’s there w/ that little, shitty ‘conquest’ look on her face afterwards, ‘cus the ‘formula’ worked again! Whatever, bitch! Whatever you need to tell yourself.
Then, there are these ‘crossover’ lesbos, bull dykes..I’m not sure I really want to know d…who actually prefer it up the tailpipe, and blast what, all over you or something and grunt like a wild borehog.
Awww…you’re trying to immitate ejaculation…that’s so cute!
(And useless as tits on a borehog!)
May 12th, 2008 at 7:39 am - IP Man-Hash: 2bc5844a0f6c6
how the hell do stupid boys know if women have orgasms……they only reason they fake it is because lot of men suck in bed……they are not man enough to pleasure a woman…….face it boys just because you cant do a good job it does not mean women dont have orgasms……you need to work on it….coz if your bad in bed women will spread the truth and women may not want to sleep with you….that way you boys wont have orgasms either