Knight to Pawn Four. Check and Bullshit.
Wherever there is a league of sports, there is a separate and exclusive women’s league to weep in its shadow. That’s because a man playing against a woman in any sport is like Superman playing against a team of cacti wearing funny, oversized sunglasses.
It’s cute and hilarious.
Man has proven his physical prowess for millions of years — even when it was completely unnecessary to do so. Actually, in the end that turned out to be the proof. All you men know what I’m talking about there.
However, what if it wasn’t just our mighty strength that kept women hopelessly tethered to the Earth while we men soared above like gods in our awe-inspiring spectacles of sport? What if was also because women aren’t as smart as men? That is to say, because men are smarter than women.
Certainly that makes sense to us men, but unlike women, we would also like a side order of proof with our meal. Let’s think for a moment. If only women had their own league and championship for a sport that was entirely mental, like chess.
They do.
Woah, wait a minute. They do? Can someone please flag down the Obvious Express delivery truck? I think the delivery man forget a box of clues in the back addressed to women world-wide.
I thought this women’s chess championship might be some kind of publicity stunt — like last year when that one woman “played” golf in the men’s league and Nike milked their biggest cash cow to date: female empowerment. Completely masculine kudos to those brilliant men at Nike marketing by the way because that’s one ripe motherfucking cow.
I discovered, however, that it wasn’t a joke at all. Disappointingly, it also wasn’t a bunch of models playing chess in lingerie. That’s when I decided that any further research was a waste of my invaluable time.
Women’s leagues of anything are like midgets following men around dressed up exactly like them. They look the same, but come on. What are you serious here?
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Women’s leagues of anything are like midgets following men around dressed up exactly like them. They look the same, but come on. What are you serious here?
LOL!
Only stupid people love and respect women.
All men of high intelligence are of necessity chauvinists. Most of the greatest geniuses who ever lived were chauvinists. There seems to be a positive correlation between male chauvinism and high intelligence.
The fact that your brain is larger may account for man’s ego, not his intelligence. If he was intelligent he wouldn’t soak up natural resources. Man does not know how to survive. But you have stressed that point.
Considering your still alive in a civilization we carved out of the fucking stone age, I’d say you’re wrong. Fuck off, I’ve gotta go to work… something you obviously no NOTHING about.
HAHA I agree wholeheartedly with you, dick. And, I also call an exception to this rule… there is one woman in sports that, in her field, she’d destroy any man she played against, and that’s Jeanette Lee, Billiards champion and master of more trick shots than george bush at a 9/11 press conference. This is no ordinary woman, at least on the pool table. Deemed “The Black Widow”, she’s got seriuos skill that would rival or beat any man in the sport, hands down. She’s not always champion either, which is another testiment to her greatness. Any great pool player knows the real money is in the green room, away from the cameras, and being champion all but shuts that door for you. Watchin her play other women is like watching a cat play with a one-legged mouse. She is very skilled, and at least as skilled as any man in the sport. Period. HOWEVER, she is a freak of nature, and an exception to the rule. Why? Because she has genuine confidence, discipline, logic, and intelligence. Three qualities that women are not equipped with, and unfortunately can’t be found on the shelves at the local Hecht’s. Which makes Mrs. Lee MY honourary man of the century.
AND! she’s hot too.
~Manos.
As my friend Tom Leykis put it…there is always an exception to the rule. Props to her though for practicing billiards rather than cocksucking she gets my respect.
emerald beats the shit outta rachael ray or any other female chef’s…
Men ARE better cooks, and chefs, than women.
unlike women, men have a need to make sense…
@doubt, and gentlemen: Tribble’s post is unexceptional, s/he seems confused between logic and insult. I think therefore Tribble is fundamentally in error, but fair enough. However, the statement “by the way in case you are wondering I am a male.” has some serious consequences.
I quote Law 6 of the Laws of Women:
-wolfe
That insult really gets your point across. I just love having my intelligence insulted by someone who thinks s/he’s superior to me, especially when they just burst right out somewhere like a girl on a football team. Great job there, man.
I don’t see any women driving either.
I’m coming into this conversation about 2 years late, however I do want to say that both parties here are off. The men start out by straight insulting women’s abilities, not at chess, but at everything. Yes men are physically stronger, and yes, men are usually better chess players. Being an avid chess player myself, I’d say one of the main reasons for that though is simply…….. you never see women playing chess…….. I’ve seen women beat men at chess and visa versa but all in all like women mentioning men and cooking they just don’t give a damn so they don’t get good at it. However, you women come in and try to defend yourself against the men by doing the exact same god damn thing they’re doing and insulting them for it! Coming in and insulting men because they’re insulting women. It’s pretty sad to read this bullshit from both parties. Learn this one simple fact: It ALWAYS depends on the person. Not to mention I think the majority of us are supposed to be chess players in here meaning, in all reality, we should be some pretty bright people. But so far based on the comments I’ve read……… I’m pretty sure I can beat all of you at chess. Man or woman.
………..by the way in case you are wondering I am a male.
Grow the fuck up all of you
and yes I do like adding “……” when it’s not really necessary.
There should be ZERO words from women at all here.
This is for men only.
women always want the last word though in this forum, it wont be given to them. heh
I think we should no longer use the word “women” we should just remove the men part and refer to them as “Wo”
Same with “female” ….. just use “fe”
From now on that’s how I’m referring to them.
Men are better than Wo!
Agreed. I just call them all ‘girls’, until I see actual proof with my own eyes that they’ve grown up.
No need to make up stupid words. English is complicated enough, and I bet you can guess who’s fault that is.
Dick Masterson said:
Ah. Maybe I can clear it up. Redtygrr, or whatever her name was, was posting dozens of links with no explanation. Then, when I deleted them because they add no value and waste everyone’s time, she copied and pasted enormous chunks of text into the comment box.
By changing her name, she sought to outsmart the spam filter. She, however, did not. It was only until she cleaned up her act that her posts got through.
-Dick
-I wonder why people that want to prove a point on here, try to pull such obvious bullshit?
Ah. Maybe I can clear it up. Redtygrr, or whatever her name was, was posting dozens of links with no explanation. Then, when I deleted them because they add no value and waste everyone’s time, she copied and pasted enormous chunks of text into the comment box.
By changing her name, she sought to outsmart the spam filter. She, however, did not. It was only until she cleaned up her act that her posts got through.
-Dick
I guess she just wanted all the voices in her head to have different names, Christian J. Must be tough keeping track of them.
Notice anything the same here ?
Good pickup Wolfe, Females are totally indifferent to lying and cheating. This we already know, but just to prove it again and again is delicious.
The same IP hash number demonstrates another female liar and another female fake.
redtygrr Says:
January 16th, 2006 at 5:41 pm – IP Man-Hash: cbc856ab3c6ed
Samantha Says:
January 16th, 2006 at 10:00 pm – IP Man-Hash: cbc856ab3c6ed
Sally Says:
January 16th, 2006 at 10:17 pm- IP Man-Hash: cbc856ab3c6ed
Dick, I’d appreciate it if you could leave her double post on this one occasion.. I know you like to clean things up, but I think her double post is almost a form of art, given what she was attempting to say.
Samantha, you do realize Karpov became world champion in 1975? Saying she beat the world champ would be like her dancing on Ali’s grave and saying she beat the world boxing champ. The arguments you make are laugable, even a little tasteless; you simply undermine your own cause. (Oh, and sorry for the “Suan” comment; as long as you refrain from making fun of typos others make on this site, I should and shall refrain from doing so for you.)
I give you points for trying, but minus several million for good thinking.
Wolfe said:
Samantha/Sally/redtygrr said:
Samantha, you only have to read my post again to see.
I normally wouldn’t quote a post praising what I said. But, thanks Christian, in this case (as usual) your comments are spot on.
-wolfe