Knight to Pawn Four. Check and Bullshit.
Wherever there is a league of sports, there is a separate and exclusive women’s league to weep in its shadow. That’s because a man playing against a woman in any sport is like Superman playing against a team of cacti wearing funny, oversized sunglasses.
It’s cute and hilarious.
Man has proven his physical prowess for millions of years — even when it was completely unnecessary to do so. Actually, in the end that turned out to be the proof. All you men know what I’m talking about there.
However, what if it wasn’t just our mighty strength that kept women hopelessly tethered to the Earth while we men soared above like gods in our awe-inspiring spectacles of sport? What if was also because women aren’t as smart as men? That is to say, because men are smarter than women.
Certainly that makes sense to us men, but unlike women, we would also like a side order of proof with our meal. Let’s think for a moment. If only women had their own league and championship for a sport that was entirely mental, like chess.
They do.
Woah, wait a minute. They do? Can someone please flag down the Obvious Express delivery truck? I think the delivery man forget a box of clues in the back addressed to women world-wide.
I thought this women’s chess championship might be some kind of publicity stunt — like last year when that one woman “played” golf in the men’s league and Nike milked their biggest cash cow to date: female empowerment. Completely masculine kudos to those brilliant men at Nike marketing by the way because that’s one ripe motherfucking cow.
I discovered, however, that it wasn’t a joke at all. Disappointingly, it also wasn’t a bunch of models playing chess in lingerie. That’s when I decided that any further research was a waste of my invaluable time.
Women’s leagues of anything are like midgets following men around dressed up exactly like them. They look the same, but come on. What are you serious here?
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January 16th, 2006 at 1:45 pm - IP Man-Hash: 3d56fcfd3a200
Woah!! We must have read each others minds.
January 16th, 2006 at 1:56 pm - IP Man-Hash: f3ae1ac46a2e3
50 Man Points for everyone then.
-Dick
January 16th, 2006 at 2:52 pm - IP Man-Hash: 76cebfba7c181
I agree wholeheartedly with this statement of Kate’s, and with Geeza’s entire post. It would take a very dimwitted person (or very unobservant) to conclude that girls are less encouraged to achieve than boys these days in western society.
-wolfe.
January 16th, 2006 at 2:54 pm - IP Man-Hash: cbc856ab3c6ed
Maybe that is true nowadays, but now when I went to school.
January 16th, 2006 at 2:55 pm - IP Man-Hash: cbc856ab3c6ed
Maybe girls are encouraged a lot more nowadays, but not back when I went to school.
January 16th, 2006 at 2:56 pm - IP Man-Hash: f3ae1ac46a2e3
So your point was completely irrelevant.
-Dick
January 16th, 2006 at 2:56 pm - IP Man-Hash: f75c92aeb197e
I was going to ask you to hold my man points until a woman actually appreciated and accepted what I wrote.
Cant see that happening somehow.
I can imagine a woman reading my post and her feminazi brainwashed mind taking over and blocking out all logic and reason and replying in typical feminazi babblespeak.
I’ll take my points now. Thanks Dick.
January 16th, 2006 at 3:00 pm - IP Man-Hash: cbc856ab3c6ed
When I made the comment that men who think they can survive without women is like fish thinking they can survive without water, I was only joking, Abaddon! Lighten up. Although men and women do need each other for now to keep the species going.
January 16th, 2006 at 3:01 pm - IP Man-Hash: 76cebfba7c181
With the greatest respect, redtygrr, it’s no longer the 19th century.
-wolfe.
January 16th, 2006 at 3:05 pm - IP Man-Hash: 45d00625123cd
Redtygrr says:
When I made the comment that men who think they can survive without women is like fish thinking they can survive without water, I was only joking, Abaddon! Lighten up. Although men and women do need each other for now to keep the species going.
Alright I admit that sometimes I get too serious, in the future I will try to lighten up. Sometimes I think that it is sad though the way things are going in the relationship between the sexes.
January 16th, 2006 at 3:09 pm - IP Man-Hash: f3ae1ac46a2e3
Watch out, Abaddon! That’s a classic woman trick. A woman is never “only joking”. They don’t even know how.
They say that to make anyone who takes them seriously regret doing so. The solution? Never take women seriously.
-Dick
January 16th, 2006 at 3:14 pm - IP Man-Hash: cbc856ab3c6ed
Yes Dick, I was only joking! In spite of what you say some women do know how to joke!
January 16th, 2006 at 3:17 pm - IP Man-Hash: f3ae1ac46a2e3
Too bad none of you know how to stay the fuck off of my site.
-Dick
January 16th, 2006 at 3:49 pm - IP Man-Hash: 97beff8a702a9
There is no way to make a woman accept your victory in a discussion, no matter how hopeless a situation she is in. That’s why men and women have seperate leagues in chess. A checkmate is a checkmate and there’s no denying it. Bitching won’t do.
January 16th, 2006 at 4:33 pm - IP Man-Hash: cbc856ab3c6ed
Here is another link to an article to get another argument going:
http://www.elitestv.com/pub/2005/Aug/EEN430bbfd512d1f.html
January 16th, 2006 at 4:40 pm - IP Man-Hash: f3ae1ac46a2e3
No one who’s welcome on this site is here to argue, redtygrr. What a waste of time.
-Dick
January 16th, 2006 at 4:43 pm - IP Man-Hash: 367aa6a77dd36
If this woman were genuinely some sort of heavyweight intellectual, she wouldn’t have to rely on gimmickry (the cheap and embarrassing use of the word “bitch” in her book title) to get attention.
How on earth does this woman expect to be taken with any degree of seriousness or respect?
All you’ve done by posting that link is prove what Dick et al state again and again.
January 16th, 2006 at 4:55 pm - IP Man-Hash: f75c92aeb197e
If you really want to get into a pointless argument, go talk to some other women.
What is it with women and their love of pointless arguments.
January 16th, 2006 at 5:41 pm - IP Man-Hash: cbc856ab3c6ed
http://www.endgame.nl/wbm.htm
January 16th, 2006 at 5:43 pm - IP Man-Hash: f3ae1ac46a2e3
“She is invited for the great tournament Karlsbad 1929. Hans Kmoch announces to choose the occupation of a ballerina, if she scores more than three points. He is just saved from this fate.”
Right. Great link. So the man pretty much guaranteed a landslide victory against a woman and then did exactly what he said he’d do. Just like superstar Bobby Riggs.
That’s how we men do it.
-Dick