Women suck at computers
Computers are all over the place: the bank, the sciences, the workplace — in other words, places where women are not. Is this a coincidence? You bet your ass that no it isn’t.
Women face countless problems in their pipe-dream of equality. The biggest being that the whole notion is childish and only realistic to an insane person or someone who has never had a job.
Women also suck at computers.
It’s the same way that men suck at being happy when their best friend gets dumped and then has to rely on them for emotional support. That just doesn’t make the kind of sense to us.
Computers are that way for women.
You see, women don’t understand computers because they don’t understand the basics of cause and effect — that the one causes the other. It’s childlike in its simplicity, I know, but it’s absolutely true.
This backwards mentality applies to computers just as easily as it applies to every other aspect of a woman’s life, which she is right about to hopelessly fuck up yet again by doing the exact same thing and expecting it somehow to magically work this time.
I saw this in action just yesterday while waiting in line for an ATM at the bank. For some absurd reason, a woman had been put in charge of her own finances and had promptly lost her ATM card in the machine. She started frantically pressing buttons, expecting that at any moment something profoundly contrary to what had happened was about to happen. Guess what. It didn’t.
What I’m saying here is that men are better than women because every time a man drops a rock in to a ditch, he knows it’s going to fall. Women think that if they do it enough, it will turn into a Snicker’s bar.
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To correct any misconceptions about feminism equating to a civil rights movement, consult the race distribution in rape convictions.
By the way, I am immature and I need advice from manhole to keep me out of jail. I don’t know I need it, but I need it because without a white suburban female’s insight into greater society, I might very well be left with my life-experience.
Really, though, read through the bolded parts. Feminism is not a part of the Civil Rights Movement and all feminists are bigots and racists.
“A noteworthy example of the Court’s diffidence on this issue is Maxwell v. Bishop (1970). Maxwell, a black male, received a death sentence from an Arkansas jury for the nonfatal rape of a white woman. The case received particular attention because Maxwell’s attorneys supported with statistical evidence their claim that Maxwell’s death sentence was part of a racially discriminatory pattern. They first offered data showing that, nationwide, 89 percent of the defendants who were executed for the crime of rape between 1930 and 1962 were black.”
- http://www.answers.com/topic/race-discrimination-and-the-death-penalty ?cat=biz-fin
Feminism in its current form has been around for longer than you might think - it’s just taken on different forms; Nazism, censorship, etc.; it’s all about externalizing blame and quite literally is more trouble than it’s worth.
http://salmonofdoubt.110mb.com/wutafaggot.txt
Another feminist:
http://salmonofdoubt.110mb.com/bigot.tx
Yes, anyone who believes their garbage is functionally retarded. For more information, consult Dick’s voice mail.
That about sums up western education. DoubtFish, a NOT-ENGLISH-TEACHER, correcting an English teacher. The record has been left uncorrected as evidence. Yes, all feminists are functionally retarded.
oh and by the way I am NOT garbage you ass
No it’s yet again because they think with their winkies
Necklace… haven’t heard of that. I hear about rape a lot, though. I suppose it’s because the men are physically stronger and more coordinated than women there.
Her dangerous hate speech has been archived for your viewing pleasure.
http://salmonofdoubt.110mb.com/hatecrime.txt
This garbage was paid to teach children. Feminism is state sponsored terrorism.
Up next:
‘You might be a black man if…’ series and the SCUW manifesto.
Well let me see. My husband has his masters degree in IT and guess what, there are things that I can fix on my damn laptop better than he can, oh and when there was a problem in the office with the IT infrastructure I was the one who was called to fix the problem - not any of the men, oh no they were too busy sipping tea and eating muffins and were too damn stupid to fix the bloody program. I got responses like “oh why is my computer not coming on” - the reply - plug it in. Dumb-ass.
Some men are a bunch of shitheads - yes women do think about make up and stuff like that - I myself was once a high school ENGLISH teacher (a language some of you haven’t really gotten the hang of, a post of which was on offer to 4 of us, myself and three males) it incorporated building the entire English syllabus for my school children, and I did it not a male - i was chosen for the position, not the guys. I am a make up designer - so the shit you see in Movies like Lord of the Rings and the other gory crap you guys watch is made by females like me - that’s right FEMALES, cos guess what when it comes to creativity most men know nothing, and you guys cannot handle the gory effects.
Man if you had these opinions in my country, South Africa, the women here would necklace you ( let me explain - they place tires round the neck of the victim and set them alight) - ask the anti-apartheid females about this and they will gladly give you a demonstration. My country is filled with women who have better sense of what is going on in Africa than the males do. Here if a guy sleeps with an HIV infected woman he goes and has a shower - that’s male logic for you - think about it, oops that’s right - MEN DO NOT THINK WITH THE GRAY MATTER IN THEIR BRAINS BUT RATHER WITH THE OTHER MATTER IN THEIR PANTS - oh if you are wondering why my spelling is so different to yours - it’s called British English, before I get accused of being a stupid female who cannot spell properly.
Suggestion, get the tweezer and the magnifying glass ready, because you’re gonna need it if you think a woman is going to satisfy you. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha
hahahaha
Or just maybe you need to learn how to speed read?
By fix do you mean destroy? By the way it’s called English, you should use it some time:p
It’s true that women know little about computers, the reasoning is because it doesn’t involve make-up of any sorts. Myself i only have a basic knowledge of html and java. It really depends if you were brought up with the circumstances and people with general knowledge to learn about them.
Dude wtf are you talking about? I can fix any fricken problem on my computer probably better than you a$$hole. If anything this site proves what a ignorant ass you are.
This is the manly way to deal with women:
http://www.liberiapastandpresent.org/RitualKillings1900_1950b.htm
Uh………..that is only an argument for “Manginas”, not Women are Better than Men.
I don’t see how arguing the weak parts of the Man-Gender actually applies to 90% of the Kick-Ass Men.
But then again, you have to stick what you know right? Hehehehe.
You are only describing men that are finally finding a use for women, not proving you are better than men at I.T.
Fuck, if I could get a woman to do much of anything, I would surely make them do it, that way, I could go do something else somewhere else, like other men.
in my experience it’s the blokes who can’t figure computers out, the amount of times i’ve had to fix computer problems for my dad and my boyfriend or teach them how to do things. my boyfriend couldn’t even set up his own dvd player!
LMFAO! They’re already terrified of computers. Add the coal fired, steam driven routers and I’ll never have to worry about a woman touching my computer again.
Or the beauty of Man Skills dictate that in the Man I.T. Book, page 46 is that as a Man, you can call another Man, and your shit will get fixed ASAP.
Of course, you might end up with a steam driven router, and while functional, should win awards for fucking Man-Coolness, but will not, because women will whine about burning wood in your server to get it started in the morning.
The reason women suck at I.T. is because of the office environment.
The truth of this is that they are more worried about stupid shit OTHER than actually working and fixing ManMade shit.
Here’s to hoping Linksys and Cisco don’t start pushing hot pink Vagisil-Routers with a flower motif.
Here’s to hoping Linksys starts building routers that are coal fired, steam making motherfucking monstrosities that scare away women and children, and that Cisco starts building an IP trackback Deathstar to shoot a Death Ray to stop freaks on Myspace and Facebook. (Totally Gay)
Leave it to me, I would definitely build a stick of DDR2 that feeds on the blood of innocent squirrels, and a SLI/PCI Ex card that screams when you fuck up a program compile.
And I think we should go back in time. If you are forced to flash your MOBO/BIOS, there should be a little robot man in there who pisses pure Chuck Norris Rage and makes you roll Yatzi dice to see if it works or not.
Fuck it. As a man, by tomorrow, there will be Ninjas in my hard drive kicking the shit out of Hello Kitty. After all, men dig that cool shit. Ninjas too.
Way to prove anything to anyone other than that, you dear, can be outwitted by a jar of Marshmallow fluff.
I work in I.T. and I can tell you that the reason women suck at computers is their inability to follow instructions and complete lack of attention to detail. Every time a Man has an I.T. problem he ususally figures it out before I get to the issue or can be walked through it easily.
lying sack of shit.
Stupid people are like women
im a terrorist
Stupid people are like Napolean, they don’t get that they are insane OR stupid………..