Women suck at computers
Computers are all over the place: the bank, the sciences, the workplace — in other words, places where women are not. Is this a coincidence? You bet your ass that no it isn’t.
Women face countless problems in their pipe-dream of equality. The biggest being that the whole notion is childish and only realistic to an insane person or someone who has never had a job.
Women also suck at computers.
It’s the same way that men suck at being happy when their best friend gets dumped and then has to rely on them for emotional support. That just doesn’t make the kind of sense to us.
Computers are that way for women.
You see, women don’t understand computers because they don’t understand the basics of cause and effect — that the one causes the other. It’s childlike in its simplicity, I know, but it’s absolutely true.
This backwards mentality applies to computers just as easily as it applies to every other aspect of a woman’s life, which she is right about to hopelessly fuck up yet again by doing the exact same thing and expecting it somehow to magically work this time.
I saw this in action just yesterday while waiting in line for an ATM at the bank. For some absurd reason, a woman had been put in charge of her own finances and had promptly lost her ATM card in the machine. She started frantically pressing buttons, expecting that at any moment something profoundly contrary to what had happened was about to happen. Guess what. It didn’t.
What I’m saying here is that men are better than women because every time a man drops a rock in to a ditch, he knows it’s going to fall. Women think that if they do it enough, it will turn into a Snicker’s bar.
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Slayer-Kill Again
Not only are you a idiot, but you have no integrity. Yea, your going to be a lot of pussy when you grow up.
It really is quite refreshing to see you tell the truth for once, manhole.
Like I said, a bratty newcomer. Have you had your IQ checked lately, in light of the fact that you have been sticking your mouth to an exhaust pipe of a running SUV for most of your childhood? Ill speak for the more educated contingent of this site: Fuck off, idiot. You are clearly a moron, and have no place here.
Wahahahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa. Don’t cry, manhole. Just go away.
That’s to be expected, you’re too removed from your instincts to be sure about anything.
Who says I go to bed at 9:00? Q: With all these bratty newcomers its getting difficult to see new posts with the Comments feed. Any suggestions?
PS I think your pretty far gone, SOTS. All I can do is reaffirm the true definition of an alpha male to you. No, its not me, but I’m not sure its you either.
Geeza now manhole is going to come into this thread and whine about violence against ‘women’ until he goes to cry in his lonely bed at 9pm.
Not when we’ve got witches like you to burn. We’ll have a fucking party while were at it. I’ll bring the beers.
thanx whore
Any takers gents?
you should all be burned at a stake
Slayer- War Ensemble
Oh grow up - ass hole
The fear you feel is not mine, pleb.
Disturbed - Inside the Fire
Thanx for sharing whore, try again.
I didn’t say that you stupid ass hole, oh right a little boy trying to show how clever he is with his little computer machine - this is a case of vagina envy - bet you don’t even have a penis!!!!!!!!!
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Like I said before Poephol!!!!!!!! that’s Afrikaans for asshole, except it is more degrading- ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha
GRRRRR. I am woman - hear me roar - and I can tell you one thing if we were face to face - you’d have no face left, because i would kick you in the nuts with my pointing shoes - rip off the thing you call and head crush it with my nine inch heels and then spit down the tube you call a throat
haha!
What’s the best sound in the world?
Hearing manhole’s hips crack under pressure!