Women suck at computers
Computers are all over the place: the bank, the sciences, the workplace — in other words, places where women are not. Is this a coincidence? You bet your ass that no it isn’t.
Women face countless problems in their pipe-dream of equality. The biggest being that the whole notion is childish and only realistic to an insane person or someone who has never had a job.
Women also suck at computers.
It’s the same way that men suck at being happy when their best friend gets dumped and then has to rely on them for emotional support. That just doesn’t make the kind of sense to us.
Computers are that way for women.
You see, women don’t understand computers because they don’t understand the basics of cause and effect — that the one causes the other. It’s childlike in its simplicity, I know, but it’s absolutely true.
This backwards mentality applies to computers just as easily as it applies to every other aspect of a woman’s life, which she is right about to hopelessly fuck up yet again by doing the exact same thing and expecting it somehow to magically work this time.
I saw this in action just yesterday while waiting in line for an ATM at the bank. For some absurd reason, a woman had been put in charge of her own finances and had promptly lost her ATM card in the machine. She started frantically pressing buttons, expecting that at any moment something profoundly contrary to what had happened was about to happen. Guess what. It didn’t.
What I’m saying here is that men are better than women because every time a man drops a rock in to a ditch, he knows it’s going to fall. Women think that if they do it enough, it will turn into a Snicker’s bar.
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Huh… Slightly addled, but on the whole I like this post. You’ve got some fresh ideas. But please, write more lucid.
If I suck at computers so much why was I the master of technical support for the graduate dean’s office? How is it I was an A student in programming class who the males actually came to for help? How is it that at twenty-one I dropped out of college because my technical writing business had really taken off?
Oh yeah, this comment? I’m writing it on a PC I built myself and then I am going to send it to teh vast intarweps through the LAN I set up myself. I am pretty sure I don’t suck at computers, and if I’m not the idiot here, it’s pretty obvious who is.
hey dick… woman suck at computers but i managed to unban myself, and no i dont know how to hook up a vcr because im not a nigger..i own a dvd player and yes i can hook it up.i can make it suck your dick if i wanted to..thats how freakin badass i am with electronics..i dont need a fucking man to plug in a couple of cords for me..how stupid..i need a man to eat my pussy and give me some fuckin money for new shoes and other crap that i dont need, cuz thats all their good for…how dare u ban me for racism. your a skin head with a badass mustash and you love niggers..i dont understand it..u would put a nigger before a woman.. disgusting.. you want to send mankind back hundreds of years to live like a 3rd world sand nigger country. your filthy.. you are tainted with nigger..you are a nigger.. eat hiv infested nigger dick u piece of shit…….
I have to say, I am a woman, and I fix computers for a living. There have been many cases I have figured the problem out when my male coworkers couldn’t. Also, I deal with douches like you everyday who call me to help them because they are completely clueless on how to fix or work on a computer. It works both ways.
if u listen to disturbed you are fucking gay
Gee, that was really thoughtful of you, manhole. So long cunt.
Yea, one last thing: your totally lame. This is junior HS stuff. You probably haven’t even had a wet dream yet, and get laughed at in the boys locker room for your undeveloped penis. The upperclassmen probably give you wedgies, but they probably don’t hurt you very much–there is not much there to hurt in the first place. So long, brat-fink.
Anything else you’d like to say?
Slayer-Kill Again
Not only are you a idiot, but you have no integrity. Yea, your going to be a lot of pussy when you grow up.
It really is quite refreshing to see you tell the truth for once, manhole.
Like I said, a bratty newcomer. Have you had your IQ checked lately, in light of the fact that you have been sticking your mouth to an exhaust pipe of a running SUV for most of your childhood? Ill speak for the more educated contingent of this site: Fuck off, idiot. You are clearly a moron, and have no place here.
Wahahahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa. Don’t cry, manhole. Just go away.
That’s to be expected, you’re too removed from your instincts to be sure about anything.
Who says I go to bed at 9:00? Q: With all these bratty newcomers its getting difficult to see new posts with the Comments feed. Any suggestions?
PS I think your pretty far gone, SOTS. All I can do is reaffirm the true definition of an alpha male to you. No, its not me, but I’m not sure its you either.
Geeza now manhole is going to come into this thread and whine about violence against ‘women’ until he goes to cry in his lonely bed at 9pm.
Not when we’ve got witches like you to burn. We’ll have a fucking party while were at it. I’ll bring the beers.
thanx whore
Any takers gents?
you should all be burned at a stake