Women suck at computers

Computers are all over the place: the bank, the sciences, the workplace — in other words, places where women are not. Is this a coincidence? You bet your ass that no it isn’t.

Women face countless problems in their pipe-dream of equality. The biggest being that the whole notion is childish and only realistic to an insane person or someone who has never had a job.

Women also suck at computers.

It’s the same way that men suck at being happy when their best friend gets dumped and then has to rely on them for emotional support. That just doesn’t make the kind of sense to us.

Computers are that way for women.

You see, women don’t understand computers because they don’t understand the basics of cause and effect — that the one causes the other. It’s childlike in its simplicity, I know, but it’s absolutely true.

This backwards mentality applies to computers just as easily as it applies to every other aspect of a woman’s life, which she is right about to hopelessly fuck up yet again by doing the exact same thing and expecting it somehow to magically work this time.

I saw this in action just yesterday while waiting in line for an ATM at the bank. For some absurd reason, a woman had been put in charge of her own finances and had promptly lost her ATM card in the machine. She started frantically pressing buttons, expecting that at any moment something profoundly contrary to what had happened was about to happen. Guess what. It didn’t.

What I’m saying here is that men are better than women because every time a man drops a rock in to a ditch, he knows it’s going to fall. Women think that if they do it enough, it will turn into a Snicker’s bar.

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Comment by Man hater
2008-05-27 17:46:23

Nope that’s not why - it’s because I found out how to not be banned you ass, I do know how to use this thing that i am tying on

 
Comment by Arbalest
2008-05-27 17:45:48

bola said:

Man hater said:

The reason the word is the way it is, is because it is run by men, look at all the good things Maggie Thatcher did.

I thought you said, you only hated some men.

Yeah, the world used to be a paradise, called “the jungle”. And then we came along and messed it all up. Now you have to endure relative safety and prosperity instead of shitting in the woods and being chased around by wild animals.

One of the wonderful things dear Maggie did was send hundreds of men to their deaths over a bunch of islands on the other side of the world. That just goes to show that if mothers were running the world, there’d be no more wars.

You know even though I can tell you’re not serious, the fact that so many women come here and think that way for real kinda shoots down the laughter.

 
Comment by bola
2008-05-27 17:44:05

Man hater said:

Oh by the way, if I’m not allowed on this website - how come I haven’t been banned yet - coz I am clever with my computer

We’re doing it on the honor system. That’s why you’re still here: you have no honor.

 
Comment by Man hater
2008-05-27 17:43:32

Oh by the way Maggie thatcher ended the unions in the UK, which in my opinion was an awesome decision. I live in a country where the unions are responsible for all the shit that goes on here. Typical only focus on the crap things that she did. When the men are to blame for all the deaths in Iraq, ooh lets see Tony Blair and that idiot Bush

 
Comment by Man hater
2008-05-27 17:41:11

It’s big coz you have to understand it

 
Comment by Arbalest
2008-05-27 17:39:48

Man hater said:

Oh by the way, if I’m not allowed on this website - how come I haven’t been banned yet - coz I am clever with my computer

Your mind is way too small to see that was a trap, chica. It was kinda obvious women would come in anywho so the women going on about “HAHA I’M ON YOUR WEBSITE” only work to prove one point of his or another. Like the way you manage to get substance to the whole “Women are facists” AND the “women stop learning at 8th grade” bit. Not to mention the ego. The way you make women look exactly how Dick says they are is more of a asset then anything, and really not worth taking the time to ban in the first place. So have fun dancing on Dick’s psychological strings, puppet.

 
Comment by bola
2008-05-27 17:39:32

Man hater said:

Oooh, concur that’s a nice big word for you males.

It’s not such a big word. It’s only five letters.

 
Comment by bola
2008-05-27 17:37:02

Man hater said:

The reason the word is the way it is, is because it is run by men, look at all the good things Maggie Thatcher did.

I thought you said, you only hated some men.

Yeah, the world used to be a paradise, called “the jungle”. And then we came along and messed it all up. Now you have to endure relative safety and prosperity instead of shitting in the woods and being chased around by wild animals.

One of the wonderful things dear Maggie did was send hundreds of men to their deaths over a bunch of islands on the other side of the world. That just goes to show that if mothers were running the world, there’d be no more wars.

 
Comment by Man hater
2008-05-27 17:32:05

Oooh, concur that’s a nice big word for you males.

 
Comment by doubt
2008-05-27 17:28:01

I concur, Arbalest. It was hasty and short-sighted of me to classify her as a homosexual; I’m not even certain there is a category for people who have sex with members of the same sex and support Nazi ideology. It just has too many inherent contradictions.
I mean, I could call her useless or a butt-sore feminist, but that would be cheating.

 
Comment by bola
2008-05-27 17:27:53

Man hater said:

If bola is a woman, why does she want to propose

Maybe I live in California.

 
Comment by Man hater
2008-05-27 17:27:29

Oh by the way, if I’m not allowed on this website - how come I haven’t been banned yet - coz I am clever with my computer

 
Comment by Man hater
2008-05-27 17:26:42

Blame my inadequacy on my gender, nope, don’t think so. There are many things I can do that would probably escape your feeble mind. A bigoted faggot (wouldn’t that mean that I am gay). Nobody likes me? Lots of people like me you ass hole. Kill people for what they believe? Huh - where do you get your information, your penis - the all seeing eye.

The reason the word is the way it is, is because it is run by men, look at all the good things Maggie Thatcher did.

 
Comment by Arbalest
2008-05-27 17:23:10

Doubt, you should be ashamed, comparing a gay person to her, that’s very insulting to them. =[

 
Comment by doubt
2008-05-27 17:19:51

manhole said:

[TL;DR]

There’s no world of females, only a few manholes like yourself who blame your own inadequacy on your sex. The only reason you can’t compete with a man is because you are a bigoted faggot and nobody likes you - and with good reason.
You want to kill people for what they believe. With mouthy bitches like you in American politics, no wonder Hillary lost the primaries.

 
Comment by Man hater
2008-05-27 17:19:14

If bola is a woman, why does she want to propose

 
Comment by Man hater
2008-05-27 17:15:39

She? Well then she is a disgrace to the world of females, probably thinks she is a man

 
Comment by bola
2008-05-27 17:13:49

Man hater said:

Bola, a retired multi-billionaire, now I really think you are interested in comedy - that was funny. I bet you became one because people paid you to keep your mouth shut and your face covered

I was about to propose but then you blew it with that last remark.

 
Comment by doubt
2008-05-27 17:11:54

manhole said:

[TL;DR]

That’s a women’s studies major, sweet-tits. And no, your vacant posts on some internet forum can’t get to Bola - she is what we like to call a normal person, a member of the majority of the world population who do not act like oversized children.

 
Comment by Man hater
2008-05-27 17:06:29

Bola, a retired multi-billionaire, now I really think you are interested in comedy - that was funny. I bet you became one because people paid you to keep your mouth shut and your face covered

 
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