Women suck at computers
Computers are all over the place: the bank, the sciences, the workplace — in other words, places where women are not. Is this a coincidence? You bet your ass that no it isn’t.
Women face countless problems in their pipe-dream of equality. The biggest being that the whole notion is childish and only realistic to an insane person or someone who has never had a job.
Women also suck at computers.
It’s the same way that men suck at being happy when their best friend gets dumped and then has to rely on them for emotional support. That just doesn’t make the kind of sense to us.
Computers are that way for women.
You see, women don’t understand computers because they don’t understand the basics of cause and effect — that the one causes the other. It’s childlike in its simplicity, I know, but it’s absolutely true.
This backwards mentality applies to computers just as easily as it applies to every other aspect of a woman’s life, which she is right about to hopelessly fuck up yet again by doing the exact same thing and expecting it somehow to magically work this time.
I saw this in action just yesterday while waiting in line for an ATM at the bank. For some absurd reason, a woman had been put in charge of her own finances and had promptly lost her ATM card in the machine. She started frantically pressing buttons, expecting that at any moment something profoundly contrary to what had happened was about to happen. Guess what. It didn’t.
What I’m saying here is that men are better than women because every time a man drops a rock in to a ditch, he knows it’s going to fall. Women think that if they do it enough, it will turn into a Snicker’s bar.
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ha ha feeling sorry for yourself. the last person I want answers from is you
If you keep calling every man an idiot you won’t get any answers.
Studioline where I come from in 10:57 in the morning you idiot
This happy female is still typing her message at 1:45 am.
She is hating herself for being so incompetent about men.
*hate
You people wouldn’t know intelligence unless in bit you in the ass. I bet you we doing all of your web surfing last night at the internet cafe because you had no one to home to last night. If you have a pet, I doubt very much whether they would want to spend any time with you either.
I think I have you guys figured out, either you have some very bad psychological problems or you are what normal people call geeks. The ones who cannot find girlfriends and are now pissed off with every female on the planet. Did a really beautiful girl piss on your parade or something or embarrass you because your face resembled a large pizza or because your penis is the size of a cocktail sausage.
Maybe you’re the type of guys who find that putting women down boosts your masculinity (lol). If you guys had women so much, do you have respect for your mother, grandmothers, aunts, nieces and all the other females in your family, if so then you are leading double standard lives, pretending to be one way in front of the family and then do a personality swap when you arrive on this site.
Strange to think that there are still sexists bastards like you on the face of the planet. Newsflash women are the ones who have to carry your offspring or did you miss that particular Biology when you were at school, did you even go to school?
Oh let me guess, a man will one day find out how to grow a full baby in a test tube and then woman will become obsolete - hello you still need our eggs.
Maybe I will get answers to my questions here, although I doubt it, what makes men think that they are superior to everyone else, is it because they have a phallus between their legs - man that has to be uncomfortable. Ya you guys can pee standing up - guess what so can I. guess you aren’t as superior as you make out to be
Don’t bother anymore, cowards like this can never face themselves. It’ll just repeat until she leaves. African, women’s rights, I’ll kick your ass, blah blah blah. Man I’ld laugh but it’ld be like laughing at a dung beetle for using bullshit, because that’s all she has to offer. Man Hater, thanks for the wonderful evening. You’re the best entertainment we’ve had in a while. Ciao, coward. <3
Oh what a wonderful and thoughtful, and may I add, intelligent way to prove me wrong. Oh how I must bow to your incredible wit and articulate arguements.
Or so that small piece of grey matter can comprehend: Bitch please. :D
You say you are on this site to fight for women’s rights, but I don’t buy that. This is the last place on earth where you are going to convince anybody. So you must be here for a different reason. You like to get attention. In stead of making yourself useful for the people you pretend to care about, you’re amusing yourself. How typical. You’re about as helpful to the underprivileged as Winnie Madikizela.
piss off
Right, that totally means something over the internet.
spineless coward, ha ha ha ha. dude i would gladly tell you to your face that you re an asshole
ah cute a poem
Quite frankly little chica, you’re full of shit. Instead of DOING something about it you bitch and moan about it at people who don’t care over the internet. BAAAAW Africa is in ruins BAAAWW. If you’re just going to complain instead of fixing things you have no right to talk about who’s doing what. You’re just using the problems of other people to bully people from a safe location over the net. Take your hypocritical rantings somewhere else, you spineless coward.
I am Glad I’m A Man
I am glad I’m a man, you’d better believe; I can’t live off blow, wine coolers, or cottage cheese.
I can not gripe to my manholes about the size of my tits; bitch all you want - I’m long immune to your shit.
I can not get wasted after 2 beers and when I do drink I don’t end up in tears.
I can not spend hours deciding what to wear; I waste 5 gallons max fixing my hair.
I can not go around checking my reflection in everything shiny from every direction.
I am not a coward waiting to sting; I can not cry in wait for some ring.
I can not gossip about friends or stab them in the back; I can not carry our differences into the sack.
I can never go psycho and threaten to kill you or care that every guy has already screwed you.
I’m rational, reasonable, and logical too; I know the time and I know what to do.
I feel that it is a privilege for me to have this great bod and stand when I pee.
Feel free to use me for immediate pleasure; I can not assume you are permanent by any measure.
I am a man by chance and I’m thankful it’s true; thank God I can not be a manhole like you.
Doubt, I am completely the opposite of angry, I am amused, you need to try harder to get me angry
spell what properly, oh i see it’s because i used coz instead of because. Gee you are petty aren’t you
-insert edited joke about comparing gay people to her here-
She may be an idiot, but it’s fun to get her angry. At least for me it is.