Women suck at computers
Computers are all over the place: the bank, the sciences, the workplace — in other words, places where women are not. Is this a coincidence? You bet your ass that no it isn’t.
Women face countless problems in their pipe-dream of equality. The biggest being that the whole notion is childish and only realistic to an insane person or someone who has never had a job.
Women also suck at computers.
It’s the same way that men suck at being happy when their best friend gets dumped and then has to rely on them for emotional support. That just doesn’t make the kind of sense to us.
Computers are that way for women.
You see, women don’t understand computers because they don’t understand the basics of cause and effect — that the one causes the other. It’s childlike in its simplicity, I know, but it’s absolutely true.
This backwards mentality applies to computers just as easily as it applies to every other aspect of a woman’s life, which she is right about to hopelessly fuck up yet again by doing the exact same thing and expecting it somehow to magically work this time.
I saw this in action just yesterday while waiting in line for an ATM at the bank. For some absurd reason, a woman had been put in charge of her own finances and had promptly lost her ATM card in the machine. She started frantically pressing buttons, expecting that at any moment something profoundly contrary to what had happened was about to happen. Guess what. It didn’t.
What I’m saying here is that men are better than women because every time a man drops a rock in to a ditch, he knows it’s going to fall. Women think that if they do it enough, it will turn into a Snicker’s bar.
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May 27th, 2008 at 6:01 pm - IP Man-Hash: dbba9086c0368
honour - i am fighting for woman’s rights on this site and that gives me plenty honour you halfwit
May 27th, 2008 at 6:07 pm - IP Man-Hash: 635f98f2d703b
“” These are quotes. They are made of english symbol and sign of sarcasm.
I’ld tell you to read but it seems it must be hard to read a monitor while your mouth is erupting in bullshit.
Zimbabwe been run by a woman who has natural mothering tendencies then there wouldn’t be all this shit in Zm
Tell that to all the women selling their kids off for food in Africa. Or to Oprah who made a school there only for it to be targeted by a female pedophile.
May 27th, 2008 at 6:09 pm - IP Man-Hash: 2bf9071d7785e
Womyn only have 3 rights.
1. Right to remain silent.
2. Right to make me a sandwich.
3. Right to fetch me a beer.
May 27th, 2008 at 6:11 pm - IP Man-Hash: a28a8fa6fa63a
There are also many men who are against the war in Iraq, but that doesn’t stop you from blaming “men” for it. So, I’m sorry, but you’re a woman and therefore to blame for the massive infanticide that happens every year. Equality is a bitch isn’t it?
What you don’t appreciate is that it only takes a small number of individuals in the right positions to start trouble. Suppose the world was run entirely by women. What would you do, if a few of them, envious or vindictive perhaps, started a conflict? Not defend yourself? It’s very easy for women, who do not actually have to keep order in this world, to claim that they can do better. I’m all for it. It’s about time you start pulling your weight. Then we can sit back and criticize you for a change.
Here’s a sample of your natural mothering tendencies.
May 27th, 2008 at 6:12 pm - IP Man-Hash: dbba9086c0368
You have no idea about what is happening in Africa - so i suggest that you don’t comment.
Oprah should have done her homework properly is she was sooo damn clever and has soo much money.
Oh gee, next question - are you an American
May 27th, 2008 at 6:13 pm - IP Man-Hash: a28a8fa6fa63a
Not if you are trampling the rights of others in the process.
May 27th, 2008 at 6:16 pm - IP Man-Hash: dbba9086c0368
trampling on the right of other - when you guys go out of your way to tell the world that all women are whores and useless, that seems like a lot of trampling there already.
And you didn’t answer my question, are you an American
May 27th, 2008 at 6:17 pm - IP Man-Hash: 635f98f2d703b
Oh look, now she’s hating people because of nationality AND blaming Oprah for the fact that a AFRICAN WOMAN raped children in her school.
Gee, a woman evading facts to keep her point going? That never happens.
May 27th, 2008 at 6:19 pm - IP Man-Hash: 635f98f2d703b
Next she’ll be giving a shitface remark about people opinions of her! That’ll totally set us straight.
May 27th, 2008 at 6:20 pm - IP Man-Hash: a28a8fa6fa63a
Then you’re barking up the wrong tree. We don’t give a rat’s ass about women’s rights.
May 27th, 2008 at 6:21 pm - IP Man-Hash: dbba9086c0368
Did I once say that i hated people based on their nationality, it was just a question you ass.
And yes Oprah should have done a thorough check to see who she was employing, as is common business practice when it comes to care givers in school.
And where was I evading facts, you really know how to read between invisible lines
May 27th, 2008 at 6:21 pm - IP Man-Hash: e609ee1fbc305
Why did God create the manhole?
-To carry semen from the bedroom to the toilet.
_____
2. If the dove is the bird of peace, what is the bird of true love?
-The swallow.
_____
3. How do you annoy your manhole during sex?
-Call her.
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4. Why do manholes fake orgasms?
-Because they think men care.
_____
5. What is the definition of “making love”
-Something a manhole does while a guy is fucking her.
_____
6. What should you do if your manhole starts smoking?
-Slow down and use a lubricant.
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7. What’s the difference between oral sex and anal sex?
- Oral sex makes your day. Anal sex makes your [w]HOLE weak.
_____
8. How many men does it take to change a light bulb?
-None, let the bitch cook in the dark.
_____
9.What’s the difference between pre-menstrual tension and B.S.E?
-One’s mad cow disease; the other’s an agricultural problem.
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10. Why does the manhole always wear white?
-Because it’s good for the dishwasher to match the stove and
refrigerator.
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11. What do you say to a manhole with 2 black eyes?
-Nothing, she’s been told twice already.
_____
12. How many men does it take to open a beer?
-None. It should be opened by the time she brings it in.
_____
13. If your mail-order broad keeps coming out of the kitchen to nag at you, what
have you done wrong?
-Made her chain too long.
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14. How do you turn a fox into an elephant?
-Marry it!
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15. What is the difference between a battery and a manhole?
-A battery has a positive side.
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16. What are the three fastest means of communication?
-1) Internet 2) Telephone 3) Tel-a-manhole
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17. Why do hunters make the best lovers?
-Because they go deep in the bush, shoot more than once, and they eat
what they shoot.
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18. How are fat manholes and mopeds alike?
-They’re both fun to ride until your friends find out.
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19. What should you give a manhole who has everything?
-A man to show her how to work it.
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20. How are tornadoes and marriage alike?
-They both begin with a lot of blowing and sucking, and in the end you
lose your house.
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21. Why does a manhole smile when she walks up the aisle?
-She knows she’s given her last blow job.
_____
22. What’s the difference between a bitch and a whore?
-A whore sleeps with everyone at the party while a bitch sleeps with
everyone at the party except you.
_____
23. What’s the difference between your manhole and your job?
-After 10 years the job still sucks.
_____
24. What’s the difference between love, true love, and showing off?
-Spitting, swallowing, and gargling.
_____
25. Why is the space between a manhole’s breasts and her hips called
“waist”?
-Because you could easily fit another pair of tits in there.
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26. Do you know why they call it the Wonder Bra?
-When you take it off, you wonder where her tits went.
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27. How do you make 5 pounds of fat look good?
-Put a nipple on it.
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28. Why did the manhole cross the road?
-What’s the bitch doing out of the kitchen in the first place?!
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29. Why are there no girl astronauts on the moon?
-’cause it doesn’t need cleaning yet.
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30. How is a manhole like a condom?
-Both of them spend more time in your wallet than on your dick
May 27th, 2008 at 6:24 pm - IP Man-Hash: a28a8fa6fa63a
O, look who’s getting defensive! No, you just hate people based on their gender. Same difference.
May 27th, 2008 at 6:25 pm - IP Man-Hash: e609ee1fbc305
Fighting for manhole rights on this website - what a stupid fuckface! Jesus Christ, how this brings up memories.
http://salmonofdoubt.110mb.com/gay.txt
May 27th, 2008 at 6:29 pm - IP Man-Hash: dbba9086c0368
typical, when the going gets the tough the little boys start with the insults.
Do us all a favour, either get laid, if you ca find someone, and then grow up, you guys are pathetic
May 27th, 2008 at 6:29 pm - IP Man-Hash: dbba9086c0368
and what was that last little link in aid of?
May 27th, 2008 at 6:32 pm - IP Man-Hash: a28a8fa6fa63a
No, YOU are the one changing the subject, you haven’t addressed any of the issues I raised. And you’ve been name calling and insulting people all the time, so you have no right to speak. Even just now, you called me a halfwit.
May 27th, 2008 at 6:34 pm - IP Man-Hash: e609ee1fbc305
Yes, that is a faggot-Nazi talking about how much gays suck. I have archived your typical butt-sore feminist, a stupid whore who has no idea what she’s talking about. It’s all one in the same, they contradict themselves, they watch us execute their half-baked feminist garbage inches from their face, and they run off the internet (yes, manholes consider internet forums physical locations) to cry the blood out of their eyes. Anything that both entertains and educates me is worth my time and my money. The fact that our ideology is both irresistible to manholes and makes them cry is a very nice bonus.
May 27th, 2008 at 6:35 pm - IP Man-Hash: dbba9086c0368
coz you are one
What issue have you raised, had there been any I would have addressed them.
And with the name calling, this is common practice on this site, so when in Rome do as the romans do - all this site does is call woman all sorts of derogatory names.
Feeling sorry for yourself are you?
May 27th, 2008 at 6:41 pm - IP Man-Hash: 635f98f2d703b
Did I once say that i hated people based on their nationality, it was just a question you ass.
You basically did, chica.
“You have no idea about what is happening in Africa - so i suggest that you don’t comment.”
Because we didn’t automatically agree with you, you assumed we didn’t know what the fuck we were talking about. That and the obviously sarcastic way you asked in the first place infers that you were refering to the typical stupid american stereotype. “oh gee”? Get the stick out of your ass.
And yes Oprah should have done a thorough check to see who she was employing, as is common business practice when it comes to care givers in school.
And where was I evading facts, you really know how to read between invisible lines
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Zimbabwe been run by a woman who has natural mothering tendencies then there wouldn’t be all this shit in Zm
Tell that to all the women selling their kids off for food in Africa. Or to Oprah who made a school there only for it to be targeted by a female pedophile.
Instead of realizing the fact that female pedophile put your natural mothering bullshit to shame you went on about how Oprah should have did such and such. While I hate to defend a bitch like Oprah, ragging on her instead of the african female pedophile shows that not only are you unable to see when you’ve been proven wrong, but that you REALLY don’t care about what’s going on in your country.