Women suck at computers
Computers are all over the place: the bank, the sciences, the workplace — in other words, places where women are not. Is this a coincidence? You bet your ass that no it isn’t.
Women face countless problems in their pipe-dream of equality. The biggest being that the whole notion is childish and only realistic to an insane person or someone who has never had a job.
Women also suck at computers.
It’s the same way that men suck at being happy when their best friend gets dumped and then has to rely on them for emotional support. That just doesn’t make the kind of sense to us.
Computers are that way for women.
You see, women don’t understand computers because they don’t understand the basics of cause and effect — that the one causes the other. It’s childlike in its simplicity, I know, but it’s absolutely true.
This backwards mentality applies to computers just as easily as it applies to every other aspect of a woman’s life, which she is right about to hopelessly fuck up yet again by doing the exact same thing and expecting it somehow to magically work this time.
I saw this in action just yesterday while waiting in line for an ATM at the bank. For some absurd reason, a woman had been put in charge of her own finances and had promptly lost her ATM card in the machine. She started frantically pressing buttons, expecting that at any moment something profoundly contrary to what had happened was about to happen. Guess what. It didn’t.
What I’m saying here is that men are better than women because every time a man drops a rock in to a ditch, he knows it’s going to fall. Women think that if they do it enough, it will turn into a Snicker’s bar.
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I don’t sux at computers because computers don’t have pennis….. btw why guys put that stupid stupid face when a girl is sucking it… is so easy to crunch it when they misbehave .. * showing her theet proudly*
You suck enough at computers to know they keyboard is a useful tool to make COMPLETE sentences with MINIMAL spelling mistakes. And to help with spelling mistakes man has created such tools as FIREFOX and a red line that says “Hey, you spelled THIS wrong”.
I’m sorry, but I have no clue what the hell you just said.
You have just make one female programmer very pissed off.
So fuck you.
We can already do that with your eggs. You’re a couple decades behind.
I’m pretty sure that almost none - if any - of those statements was an argument. They were just insults. Classic female behaviour.
“Oh let me guess, a man will one day find out how to grow a full baby in a test tube and then woman will become obsolete - hello you still need our eggs.”
If we can grow full babies in test tubes… why would we need eggs?
To add to your comments, she has clearly never read the article saying how women do, in fact, carry the child around for 9 months, but she sits on her ass and bitches about everything and then afterward raises them like shit.
“Hitler was raised by a single mother”
And as well I did have a girlfriend until a big argument rolled out. Well that’s life. And you know what? Her personality accounted for many things Dick has said in the past. Why you keep thinking that we are gay/no girlfriends cause we realize women are inferior thanks to Dick is beyond my caring.
By the way Ross, this wasn’t intended towards you, just more of something I would’ve added. This was all sent to Man hater.
True, but the overwhelming majority are men, no women has ever reached the 2800 rating, and chess or any strategy game to any whore is a mystery, because she will consider it to be “boring” or “unessential”. When two men are using their manminds to compete in this game, a women hates that because she is jealous of the fact that she cannot comprehend such logic. As a matter of fact, women need their own “women’s world chess championship”, come on chess is not a contact sport, why cannot it be integrated with men’s. Because woman’s chess is something like softball not baseball, it is just there to appease the rare chessplaying female crowd and cannot stand up to the intensity of real gaming.
I’ll take that bet. As long as I can determine the spread.
-Dick
I’d like to see you play chess against Susan Polgar. I’d bet money that she’d easily win.
Very True Mr. Masterson,
Also one other thing they cannot do is play chess. That is not a woman’s game, and I cannot bear to associate a women to that game even in my dreams. I am an avid player. Everything you say leads me to believe they are incapable of creating strategies, understanding cause and effect relationships, forseeing, visionaries, defending, women are handicapped when it comes to that. That is why they cannot be good politicans, military generals, CEOs.
Trend like this did not come to my country yet, so I look what’s comeing, other than this I should be in my bed like an hour ago…. But on the other hand this might be something you didn’t see. It’s astonishing.
That’s a awesome pun by the way. Mammorial Day, heh.
Eh, I don’t need a video to see stupid women I can just walk outside. Besides that, anything else?
Sure, how are you today. Its 00;35 here Im going to sleep soon. I just watched that video of these two girls - link under Happy Memmorial Day, thread.
You are contradicting yourself
Just leave her alone studio. It’s how women take being rejected. Moan, gripe, and a NO U AREN’T GOOD ENOUGH FOR ME LULZ! Leave the poor kid alone and she’ll go away after the temper tantrum.
I never said I wanted to give you any.
ha ha feeling sorry for yourself. the last person I want answers from is you
If you keep calling every man an idiot you won’t get any answers.
Studioline where I come from in 10:57 in the morning you idiot
This happy female is still typing her message at 1:45 am.
She is hating herself for being so incompetent about men.