Women suck at computers
Computers are all over the place: the bank, the sciences, the workplace — in other words, places where women are not. Is this a coincidence? You bet your ass that no it isn’t.
Women face countless problems in their pipe-dream of equality. The biggest being that the whole notion is childish and only realistic to an insane person or someone who has never had a job.
Women also suck at computers.
It’s the same way that men suck at being happy when their best friend gets dumped and then has to rely on them for emotional support. That just doesn’t make the kind of sense to us.
Computers are that way for women.
You see, women don’t understand computers because they don’t understand the basics of cause and effect — that the one causes the other. It’s childlike in its simplicity, I know, but it’s absolutely true.
This backwards mentality applies to computers just as easily as it applies to every other aspect of a woman’s life, which she is right about to hopelessly fuck up yet again by doing the exact same thing and expecting it somehow to magically work this time.
I saw this in action just yesterday while waiting in line for an ATM at the bank. For some absurd reason, a woman had been put in charge of her own finances and had promptly lost her ATM card in the machine. She started frantically pressing buttons, expecting that at any moment something profoundly contrary to what had happened was about to happen. Guess what. It didn’t.
What I’m saying here is that men are better than women because every time a man drops a rock in to a ditch, he knows it’s going to fall. Women think that if they do it enough, it will turn into a Snicker’s bar.
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May 27th, 2008 at 5:28 pm - IP Man-Hash: e609ee1fbc305
I concur, Arbalest. It was hasty and short-sighted of me to classify her as a homosexual; I’m not even certain there is a category for people who have sex with members of the same sex and support Nazi ideology. It just has too many inherent contradictions.
I mean, I could call her useless or a butt-sore feminist, but that would be cheating.
May 27th, 2008 at 5:32 pm - IP Man-Hash: dbba9086c0368
Oooh, concur that’s a nice big word for you males.
May 27th, 2008 at 5:37 pm - IP Man-Hash: a28a8fa6fa63a
I thought you said, you only hated some men.
Yeah, the world used to be a paradise, called “the jungle”. And then we came along and messed it all up. Now you have to endure relative safety and prosperity instead of shitting in the woods and being chased around by wild animals.
One of the wonderful things dear Maggie did was send hundreds of men to their deaths over a bunch of islands on the other side of the world. That just goes to show that if mothers were running the world, there’d be no more wars.
May 27th, 2008 at 5:39 pm - IP Man-Hash: a28a8fa6fa63a
It’s not such a big word. It’s only five letters.
May 27th, 2008 at 5:39 pm - IP Man-Hash: 635f98f2d703b
Your mind is way too small to see that was a trap, chica. It was kinda obvious women would come in anywho so the women going on about “HAHA I’M ON YOUR WEBSITE” only work to prove one point of his or another. Like the way you manage to get substance to the whole “Women are facists” AND the “women stop learning at 8th grade” bit. Not to mention the ego. The way you make women look exactly how Dick says they are is more of a asset then anything, and really not worth taking the time to ban in the first place. So have fun dancing on Dick’s psychological strings, puppet.
May 27th, 2008 at 5:41 pm - IP Man-Hash: dbba9086c0368
It’s big coz you have to understand it
May 27th, 2008 at 5:43 pm - IP Man-Hash: dbba9086c0368
Oh by the way Maggie thatcher ended the unions in the UK, which in my opinion was an awesome decision. I live in a country where the unions are responsible for all the shit that goes on here. Typical only focus on the crap things that she did. When the men are to blame for all the deaths in Iraq, ooh lets see Tony Blair and that idiot Bush
May 27th, 2008 at 5:44 pm - IP Man-Hash: a28a8fa6fa63a
We’re doing it on the honor system. That’s why you’re still here: you have no honor.
May 27th, 2008 at 5:45 pm - IP Man-Hash: 635f98f2d703b
You know even though I can tell you’re not serious, the fact that so many women come here and think that way for real kinda shoots down the laughter.
May 27th, 2008 at 5:46 pm - IP Man-Hash: dbba9086c0368
Nope that’s not why - it’s because I found out how to not be banned you ass, I do know how to use this thing that i am tying on
May 27th, 2008 at 5:48 pm - IP Man-Hash: dbba9086c0368
ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha
You guys obviously don’t have a life, and it serves you right
May 27th, 2008 at 5:51 pm - IP Man-Hash: a28a8fa6fa63a
The number of people killed in Iraq is nothing compared to the number of unborn children that are killed each year, mostly for no good reason, apart from the fact that their mothers don’t love them enough to allow them to live. You of all genders shouldn’t be pointing the finger.
Also: if women were running the world, there’d be even more conflicts then there are today, because you’re notorious troublemakers. Just visit a women’s prison to get a little preview of what it would be like.
May 27th, 2008 at 5:51 pm - IP Man-Hash: 635f98f2d703b
Says the one coming back dispite the fact that you were “banned” and no one likes you. Riiiiight.
May 27th, 2008 at 5:54 pm - IP Man-Hash: a28a8fa6fa63a
I don’t know, I’m having a great time. And what are you doing here then, if you have so much more important things to do?
May 27th, 2008 at 5:56 pm - IP Man-Hash: dbba9086c0368
Oh by the way I am one a the few who find the killing of innocent children to be completely inhuman.
Women are notorious troublemaker, Newsflash I live in South Africa where we are affected by the people like Robert Mugabe killing innocent people and land grabbing - had Zimbabwe been run by a woman who has natural mothering tendencies then there wouldn’t be all this shit in Zm
May 27th, 2008 at 5:59 pm - IP Man-Hash: a28a8fa6fa63a
Nonsense, you can’t ban people, unless they have a sense of honor and simply stay away because they know they’re not welcome. You can only block the IP address which can easily be circumvented by using a proxy or an anonymizing service etc.
May 27th, 2008 at 5:59 pm - IP Man-Hash: dbba9086c0368
oh and arbalest i wasn’t banned, you idiot read the posts properly, dipshit
May 27th, 2008 at 6:01 pm - IP Man-Hash: dbba9086c0368
honour - i am fighting for woman’s rights on this site and that gives me plenty honour you halfwit
May 27th, 2008 at 6:07 pm - IP Man-Hash: 635f98f2d703b
“” These are quotes. They are made of english symbol and sign of sarcasm.
I’ld tell you to read but it seems it must be hard to read a monitor while your mouth is erupting in bullshit.
Zimbabwe been run by a woman who has natural mothering tendencies then there wouldn’t be all this shit in Zm
Tell that to all the women selling their kids off for food in Africa. Or to Oprah who made a school there only for it to be targeted by a female pedophile.
May 27th, 2008 at 6:09 pm - IP Man-Hash: 2bf9071d7785e
Womyn only have 3 rights.
1. Right to remain silent.
2. Right to make me a sandwich.
3. Right to fetch me a beer.