Women suck at computers
Computers are all over the place: the bank, the sciences, the workplace — in other words, places where women are not. Is this a coincidence? You bet your ass that no it isn’t.
Women face countless problems in their pipe-dream of equality. The biggest being that the whole notion is childish and only realistic to an insane person or someone who has never had a job.
Women also suck at computers.
It’s the same way that men suck at being happy when their best friend gets dumped and then has to rely on them for emotional support. That just doesn’t make the kind of sense to us.
Computers are that way for women.
You see, women don’t understand computers because they don’t understand the basics of cause and effect — that the one causes the other. It’s childlike in its simplicity, I know, but it’s absolutely true.
This backwards mentality applies to computers just as easily as it applies to every other aspect of a woman’s life, which she is right about to hopelessly fuck up yet again by doing the exact same thing and expecting it somehow to magically work this time.
I saw this in action just yesterday while waiting in line for an ATM at the bank. For some absurd reason, a woman had been put in charge of her own finances and had promptly lost her ATM card in the machine. She started frantically pressing buttons, expecting that at any moment something profoundly contrary to what had happened was about to happen. Guess what. It didn’t.
What I’m saying here is that men are better than women because every time a man drops a rock in to a ditch, he knows it’s going to fall. Women think that if they do it enough, it will turn into a Snicker’s bar.
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Flush!
Eminently sensible, rio.
And immediately, of course, followed by a small dick insult:
As you say, a ridiculous thing.
Looking forward to your book. I’ve got a table with a short leg.
-Big Al
It’s the side affect to the shots that are administered by the vet for owning cats !
Well played, Big Al!
Why is it that every woman who posts here expels her entire personal history in less than three posts.
Ladies, no one fucking cares!
-Dick
Beats an (e) high.
-Big Al
*Dudgeons and dragons*
I happen to be a great poker player thank you, an insult to a mans dick size is a ridiculous thing, men can not help how big they are just as women can’t help their breast or ass size. How ever if DICK would like me too I can add how small his “ego” is or how i think he over compensates for a lack of bigger equipment.
I know men better then I know women sometimes, being raised with 6 brothers and no mother or sisters you learn the habits of men fast, you all need to grow up and bond over something a little less stupid then how much you all think your better then women
P.S. I can beat your ass at any card game any day, then take your money and give it to a feminist organization
What’s “d and d”?
-Dick
She didn’t do the small dick thing, wolfe. She could have had a straight flush (2a, b, c, d, e), and she just got a (e) high.
Troll standards are disgraceful these days. No wonder women are lousy at poker.
-Big Al
rio, I draw your attention to the Laws of women, specifically 2a,c,d,e.
-wolfe
The more I read the more I want to know, are you a virgin, do women scare you? Are you gay? What is your constant fascination with men, look DICK you need to take a good long look in the morrow and say, it’s ok to be a loser, it’s ok to be alone, I’m ok still living at home with my mother and her 17 cats… one day DICK you will find a girl who is equally obsessed with star track and d and d as you, just hang in there and you will see being a 40 year old virgin can be a good thing, or at least maybe you can convince yourself that…. love Rio, a girl!
Is this just a flame page…is that what this site all about, insulting people?
Not surprised at all. Just wondering where you fit into your bullshit analysis. If you dont agree with what is said here, and feel it below yourself to post anything, what the fuck have you been doing all this time?
If you really believed what you said, you wouldnt even be here let alone post anything.
Thereby contradicting your previous post and labelling yourself.
You may be surprised….I have been watching this site long before I have posted.
I agree Christian.
You also get some people who come on this site who believe that by reading a few paragraphs they can figure out not only everyone who posts on this site, but also those who respond to those posting on this site, as well as those who do visit the site and dont bother posting anything and their reasons for doing so.
Bullshit artist extraordinare.
We have to determine if “Luke” is another wannabe “male”.
We get so many.
Good points again Luke. I certainly agree that the women who post to this site are petty, silly, and do nothing but make fools of themselves. They are constantly proving what we all know. Men are better than women.
-Dick
I think this site is designed to attract a particular kind of women, those who would be offended by a group of men bickering about their own superiority. Men here secretly welcome an opportunity to take a woman ‘down-a-peg’ because he thinks he has won something over her. Well you haven’t.
Most intelligent women do not see the need to answer this site because they see it for what it is, a group of men claiming their superiority. Nothing more. Most real men do not need to shout about themselves, they know it is vulgar. The wise know the truth about these men that protest too much about their own ‘greatness’ - such announcements come from very small-minded, petty people.
The same can be said for women. This site attracts women who also want to shout about their superiority. These women are petty and silly and make fools of themselves. Yet, the men who answer them are just as foolish when they claim that the comments from these women ‘proves their point’ … because it doesn’t. All it proves is that two small minded, petty people can clash on a website and believe they have the one up over the other in their quest for superiority - which is just a waste of time.
—-As opposed to cleaning cheesy substances from their cervix/labia during their ovulation/period? I imagine they don’t however I seriously doubt that the men in that class need motorized items to get them off either. Call it what you will however your insults are unwarranted. All you are doing is proving this websites premise, like most of the women that deign to comment on here. People call this projection….
-Strength and Honor-
Wolfe is right, I did not know that the “Priviledged Princess” mentality had reached everywhere, however I stand corrected.
Now that disease has reached plague proportions as just about every female on the planet is now infected .
The only antidote is testosterone.
You come onto this site with disgusting and inappropriate remarks about genital hygiene and then complain when someone suggests you’re a little out to lunch?
Deteste away, and hang onto that outstanding status at DeVry.
-wolfe.