Women suck at computers
Computers are all over the place: the bank, the sciences, the workplace — in other words, places where women are not. Is this a coincidence? You bet your ass that no it isn’t.
Women face countless problems in their pipe-dream of equality. The biggest being that the whole notion is childish and only realistic to an insane person or someone who has never had a job.
Women also suck at computers.
It’s the same way that men suck at being happy when their best friend gets dumped and then has to rely on them for emotional support. That just doesn’t make the kind of sense to us.
Computers are that way for women.
You see, women don’t understand computers because they don’t understand the basics of cause and effect — that the one causes the other. It’s childlike in its simplicity, I know, but it’s absolutely true.
This backwards mentality applies to computers just as easily as it applies to every other aspect of a woman’s life, which she is right about to hopelessly fuck up yet again by doing the exact same thing and expecting it somehow to magically work this time.
I saw this in action just yesterday while waiting in line for an ATM at the bank. For some absurd reason, a woman had been put in charge of her own finances and had promptly lost her ATM card in the machine. She started frantically pressing buttons, expecting that at any moment something profoundly contrary to what had happened was about to happen. Guess what. It didn’t.
What I’m saying here is that men are better than women because every time a man drops a rock in to a ditch, he knows it’s going to fall. Women think that if they do it enough, it will turn into a Snicker’s bar.
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May 3rd, 2008 at 11:39 am - IP Man-Hash: 06ee3a0055303
I haev to say it’s laziness, most browsers come with spellcheckers now adays that underline mispelled words for you. Besides, if you can spell a word use another one, it’s that easy.
May 3rd, 2008 at 11:54 am - IP Man-Hash: 06ee3a0055303
Wow. You actually believe all that too. It’ld be cute if it didn’t deserve so much pity. It must hurt being unable to see yourself isn’t it?
May 3rd, 2008 at 4:28 pm - IP Man-Hash: 7bc1dcbf72119
wtf lol
as if i care what a bunch of obese unemployed single americans think about a few mispelt words…
you guys seriously go way over the top…laziness?
oh i get it…the new definition for laziness is: Mispelling some words….
i always thought laziness would describe people like you…sitting at a computer all day typing away when you could be outside having fun
well i guess you learn something new everyday….
& Arbalest you spelt ‘have’ wrong…its have not haev…
although that brings me to another thing:
a professor at cambridge university said it doesn’t matter in what order a word is spelt…as long as the first and last letter of the word remains the same you can pretty much understand what’s being said…
i haven’t got the phrase with all written words swapped around…but basically what I’m saying is, is that spelling will not determine your future in knowledge and it certainly has nothing to do with laziness…
you guys are so weird lol
but i understand that spelling is the only fault you can find in my comments because everything else i say is correct….you focus on spelling so you sound like you’re on the upper hand….unfortunately it doesn’t work…
i still think i rule and you suck…
lol
hahahahahahahahahahahahaha
u should get yourselves checked…you all have serious issues…
cya
blah
May 3rd, 2008 at 4:34 pm - IP Man-Hash: 7bc1dcbf72119
i am extremely proud of myslef and my abilities….
i bet none of you will ever match up to my talents or succeed in what i do…
your jealous..it’s plain jealousy….
otherwise you would be laughing and not behaving so offensively and abrupt…
Arbalest you haven’t even told me what you do for a living…
but i guess you ca say anything on the computer…which makes every single comment you or dick has ever written utterly pointless…
except for mine of course…because i only speak of the truth….especially when it’s sticking up for something i am proud of…
i still reckon this site is hilerious though..:P
just look on the bright side of things and make sure you teach your children…(if you ever have any)…to not get sucked into any religion that is sexist or get easily influenced by certain ‘hero’s’…you people are caught in a whirlwind or utter delusion about yourselves and women…
its unhealthy and it’s caused you to become brain-washed assholes…
but that’s your loss…
so i don’t really care…
even though i can see it from here and YOU’RE unable to see yourselves…
May 3rd, 2008 at 4:37 pm - IP Man-Hash: d2bc5e93c2c81
Speaking your mind! Because repeatedly coming back is the best way to show you don’t care!
May 3rd, 2008 at 5:13 pm - IP Man-Hash: 7bc1dcbf72119
nah i care about you and your poor life…
not this site…
as i sed before i only go on here to see the replies…cuz its funny
so i suggest to show that you think i am a complete waste of time…
dont answer my comments
and i wont come back..
i’l be happy to leave
thanx…
blah
May 3rd, 2008 at 6:09 pm - IP Man-Hash: d2bc5e93c2c81
Well that was typical.
May 7th, 2008 at 8:16 am - IP Man-Hash: 0e1b884c54d58
Keep on going Blah, I think these guys are so stupid that they would not understand what you are trying to say anyways.
Guys get a hobby, go fly model airplanes or something and while you’re it aim one for your heads.
May 7th, 2008 at 9:17 am - IP Man-Hash: 4144e596343d7
‘hilerious’
‘its’
‘i’
You, highly educated? Pull the other one, you illiterate trailer-park fucktard.
May 7th, 2008 at 10:01 am - IP Man-Hash: 96938dffc6dc0
You fail not only at the internets, but at humor. Die in a fire.
May 15th, 2008 at 7:56 pm - IP Man-Hash: f06e1d92c82cb
AHAHAHAHA way to play the victim card. feminists=predictable. i can garuntee you that the women he’s is targeting aren’t innocent have definetly done some wrong. nice try using words with more than two syllables, most women can’t pull this off, although it’s an obvious attempt for you to try and look more intellectual instead of using them to emphasise your “point”
May 23rd, 2008 at 5:33 am - IP Man-Hash: 36326a20925e5
I am a woman studying IT. Don’t tell me I don’t know how to use a computer.
May 23rd, 2008 at 5:47 am - IP Man-Hash: 76b95f91a3cab
Go back to masterbaiting over women you will never get and stop putting people down.
May 25th, 2008 at 12:35 am - IP Man-Hash: e1acd48b1e3e2
Interesting. Do I suck at computers if I managed to get on the computer and have several accounts across the internet on various places? How about managing a long-distance relationship? Typing? Hey, look! Notice my punctuation, my grammar skills. I am literate.
There is my point proven. Dick Masterson is a generalizing baffoon who has no idea what he is talking about.
May 26th, 2008 at 1:28 pm - IP Man-Hash: 5afbc3939a46d
Ok you know how to use a computer… Too bad you have to go to school for it. I, on the other hand, being 16, might just have as much knowledge as you do, except I just saved much more money than you because of the typical “Common Sense” theory that goes into using a computer. Or “Cause and Effect” theory.. both work actually. Spend enough time and patience on a system and you’ll know the ins and outs of it in no time (As long as you know the Cause and Effect of every edit you preform).
May 27th, 2008 at 4:24 pm - IP Man-Hash: dbba9086c0368
The post above this one shows how easily the mind of the youth these days can be twisted. You might be one of the few males in the world who know how to use the computer, I think you just got very lucky.
Dude you are 16 years old and you have already fallen into the chauvinistic way of looking at the world of females. Good luck finding a girlfriend or a future wife with your outlook, I actually feel sorry for you.
About your cause and effect theory - this is going to hit you in later life when the cause of your outlook on females is going to affect whether or not you can have a healthy relationship in the future. So good luck with finding a girl who appreciates what you are saying at the moment.
I hope for your sake that you change soon enough to realise that this can have a negative affect on your future, and if you don’t care then you have an ever bigger problem than you think.
I also think that it is probably best to focus on things like school work and future studies rather than wasting your time on a site like this.
That is all ….
May 27th, 2008 at 4:36 pm - IP Man-Hash: a28a8fa6fa63a
This is pretty funny coming from a man hater.
May 27th, 2008 at 4:42 pm - IP Man-Hash: 635f98f2d703b
I know. This place attracts all kinds of hypocritical people doesn’t it? Got to love how she suddenly believes he’s brainwashed and won’t get a woman. Maybe he “GASP” doesn’t want a woman! :O:O:O:O
Seriously, it’s annoying how all women think they’re so fuckin irresistable that only gay men wouldn’t want them.
May 27th, 2008 at 4:43 pm - IP Man-Hash: dbba9086c0368
How come is that
May 27th, 2008 at 4:45 pm - IP Man-Hash: dbba9086c0368
I don”t hate all men, I happen to be happily married. I just hate the stupid ones on this site. Maybe there should be a genocide to kill off all the men who agree with Dick - he should be the first one to die