Women Think Evolution And Eugenics Are the Same
Have you ever heard of a thing called evolution?
Of course you have. You’re a man and all men have heard of pretty much everything having to do with science; just ask your nearest man.
“Have you heard of such and such that has to do with science?”
“Yes. I’m pretty sure I have. Why don’t you tell me a little more about it.”
Mantastic.
Evolution is a process in which crappy organisms — also plants — can become better as a result of getting killed off by saber tooth tigers and dinosaurs and such things. When the process is all over, you have creatures that glow in the dark, fish that change colours with their surroundings, and most impressively, man.
Notice that I said man and not woman. That’s because women have never fucking evolved.
Think about it. When primitive men went out to hunt, if they were too dumb to throw a spear or didn’t know how to hook up a simple VCR, then they got their heads bitten off. This isn’t the same way a women bites a man’s head off (by metaphorically castrating him in front of his friends) this is literally getting your head bitten off.
When men were out getting their heads bitten off, women were home trying to figure out how to fucking sew or some shit. I don’t know. I don’t fucking know what women do with their days in the present day. They have eight hours to kill while you and I are at work. Can you imagine what to do for eight fucking hours if it wasn’t make money? Well I can’t. I sure as shit can’t imagine it with no television or ability to speak.
So there you have it. The herd of women has never been weeded out. Since women didn’t have to evolve, women are still as fucking stupid as they’ve ever been.
Oh but wait. Women have evolved.
That’s right. Through a process of natural selection women have been weeded out for their appearance for millions of years.
Women can vote and horses can’t? You’ve got to be fucking kidding me.
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Stupidgirl, you’re really a man in drag aren’t you? It HAS been said many times througout history that Albert Einstein was the smartest man who ever lived. If the comment that the achievements of Newton, Buddha and Aristotole pale in comparison to Einstein’s achievements is one of the stupidest things you’ve heard in a long time, then you must plug your ears when you talk so you can’t hear yourself. Yeah, you are sorry!
The achievements of Newton, Buddha and Aristotle pale in comparison to Einstein’s achievements? I’m sorry, but that’s probably one of the stupidest things I’ve heard in a long time.
Yosei Says:
July 15th, 2006 at 6:53 pm - IP Man-Hash: 6f94dffac2a71
Girls’ shitty SAT and GCSE achievements are nothing compared to those of Aristotle, Buddha, and Newton.
It has been said many times that Albert Einstein is the smartest man who ever lived. I imagine that the achievements of Aristotle, Buddha, and Newton probably pale in comparison to Einstein’s achievements. But did any of you know that at least half of Albert Einstein’s work and theories were done by his genius wife Mileva Einstein Maric? Why, she used to even correct his math problems for him. Now, you men probably think I’m crazy, but here is at least a little proof.
http://itis.volta.alessandria.it/episteme/ep4/ep4maric.htm
Hey, “Hah, I’m not telling you my name, you stupid idiots”. Name one important female philosopher, and in response, I’ll name ten important male philosophers - probably more.
Name one important female leader, and I will name ten male counterparts - probably more, who probably achieved more than your one important female leader anyway. Name one important female scientist… oh, why do I bother?
I think no further comment is neccessary.
Girls’ shitty SAT and GCSE achievements are nothing compared to those of Aristotle, Buddha, and Newton.
So all that about a salami was supposed to convince me of your superior intelligence?
W00t?!!! Was that an actual attempt at a point?
Drop the salamy sister. If there’s any way to injure one’s self with a salamy, you’re liable to figure it out.
“Of course something like this is always a major disaster for a man because at some point, there’s a good chance you’re going to have to deal with a woman.”
Oh, sorry, I thought that, as men, you were strong enough to deal with anything.
So basically, you’re telling us women are weak and stupid, and then you say you can’t deal with her when she’s working in a shop.
Hahahahahahahahaha.
Hypocrisy at its finest.
Hmm, actually, I am extremely clever, I’ve been told so by MEN *gasp*
And don’t you dare call me a cunt, you moron, I’m actually a fourteen year old girl who clearly has more brains than you can ever hope to have.
Now listen very c-l-e-a-r-l-y.
Can you give me an E-X-A-M-P-L-E of how men are better than women? I am tougher and smarter than 99% of the boys in my school.
And if you bother to look at the league tables, (if you can understand them) you will see that girls are actually performing better than boys at SAT and GCSE levels.
Put that in your pipe and smoke it.
Good thing, too.
I can only take so much surrealism on a Friday.
-Big Al
Though, come to think of it, I have seen people featuring an unnervingly consistent apelike countenance (and they were clearly not some genetically aberrant individual’s physiological traits but rather seemed intrinsic to their ethnicity, along with the skin tone and such).
Oh, saw similar features on people interviewed for one of those ‘dying language’ snippets (fucking annoying they are when the remote’s not nearabout, really - except the one about aromanians living in Bulgaria) on the Disco. C about surviving cultural isles that still preserve old mayan, or some such.
Kinda freaked me out. Call me racist, but the people you meet on the bus or that still speak mayan…
I’ll leave it at that.
W00t?!!! What happed? Cloned yourself right there on the spot, m8?
Also, I protest the whole monkey business crapola idea too. It reeks to high heaven, literally.
And some other (in)famous (pseudo)scientific theories do too, but i digress.
I totally agree diamatik! And Mike, for a second there you totally fooled me!
Have you guys noticed that many average women doesn’t understand evolution to begin with? I noticed that women hate the idea that there share common ancestors with other apes. Women always try to confuse their false sense of beauty with facts. No what I’m saying?
I totally agree diamatik! And Mike, for a second there you totally fooled me!
Have you guys noticed that many average women doesn’t understand evolution to begin with? I noticed that women hate the idea that there share common ancestors with other apes. Women always try to confuse their false sense of beauty with facts. No what I’m saying?
Just a little joke, sonyad.
Good use of the word “nightmares” btw, very apt.
Surrealist moment right there. Are you narcoleptic? Man, to have such vivid nightmares at the keyboard.
That was very convincing, mike. Well done. Almost uncanny.
-wolfe
Wow. That was quite convincing for a split second.
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Ahem, sorry about that guys. I just awoke from a dream where I was a women - looks like it affected my writing somewhat.
I’ll try not to let that happen again!