Women’s Blogs = Logs

Between jobs and drinking buddies, there are a lot of inane clutterings about the world men know little about. Sewing is one of them. Scrapbooking is another of these things. Scrapbooking is so womanly that I have banned myself from ever appearing in a scrapbook. Such a notion sickens me.

Life is meant to be lived, fellows and gentlemen. It’s not a science project. You don’t hit life with a noxious aerosol concoction of chlorine and formaldehyde and then mount it in a shadow box.

I am a man. I am the anti-scrapbook.

Another lame activity men know little about is called “blogging”.

The process of writing things down regularly and putting them on the internet is called blogging. In my research for this article, however, it seems to me that writing things down for about three months and putting them on the internet is called “blogging”.

What I also found during my research is that all internet blogs can be categorized thusly: blogs that are content rich and provide information or a unique perspective into given events and social phenomena, and blogs that are full of whiny shit and smiley faces.

In other words, blogs have as many genders as people.

Here’s some startling facts to shock and amaze you:

1. 95% of blogs are written by men.
2. The rest are absolute shit.

Women blog like they speak. They have limited vocabularies stunted by gingivitis and Teen Dream magazine, and all they do all day long is talk about themselves. Women hate themselves; and their blogs all suck because that’s all they fucking talk about.

Today I thought about my cats!
Tons of perverted guys are emailing me! Gross!
I have bipolar!

You do not fucking have bipolar.

You don’t have A.D.D. You don’t have dyslexia. You don’t have a slow metabolism. You don’t have psychic abilities. You don’t have trust issues. You don’t have any problems in the whole goddamn world. You just have a vagina and an internet account and not a clue how to use either.

Men, on the other hand, are so great and positive about ourselves that sometimes I tell a boring story about me even when I know it’s boring. I don’t even fucking care. Women just want to make themselves sound as dumb as possible, both in the real world and in their shit blogs — or should I say: shit logs? It’s how they attract mates.

Men will never stop trying to fix a problem. It’s in our man natures. That’s why the show House MD is such a great show. It’s realistic. Fuck Cosmo and seventeen, the real way to keep a man forever is to constantly behave like a hapless fuck up.

Write about what you love. A great man once told me that, or perhaps I figured it out for myself and also have enough humility to assign it to a great man. Do what you love. Maybe that’s what a great man once told me.

Well women hate themselves. That combined with their inability to write makes them a noxious concoction of shitty “blogging”.

Women can’t blog for shit. Men are better than women.

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Comment by Jack-The-Ripper
2009-11-05 12:11:04 - IP Man-Hash: ee8e932315d68

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Comment by ElenaLisvato
2009-08-04 09:11:36 - IP Man-Hash: c667724362171

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Comment by Chris
2008-10-17 11:18:35 - IP Man-Hash: 8fdae3316d084

You don’t have to “STEAL” money from women.
When they are willing to GIVE it to you.

Stealing is crooked, corrupt, and wrong.

Here’s what I do.

Whenever a girl says something stupid, such as:

• “Do you love me?”

• “Does my ass look fat in these pants?”

• “Where you looking at that other girl?”

…. I immediately ask her if she can break a $20 bill.
(and they never can)

So then I tell her to GIVE me $20… and she does.

You can make alot of money this way.

Magic.

 
Comment by Willie Davis III
2008-10-17 10:53:51 - IP Man-Hash: 928bc99bd19c2

My two fiancee’s found out I was playing both of them. I didn’t care because they was caking me with money and paying for my bankruptcies and loans. This is how I do my sistas!

 
Comment by kristina
2007-09-23 15:08:25 - IP Man-Hash: f3f1c500bb544

Heretic said:

Female said:
Women weren’t allowed to fight and she did help, she saved Sparta by convincing the council to send their entire army to fight. I am beginning to wonder if you people even saw the same movie I did.

The thing is, women rarely, if ever, seem in a hurry to do combat duties. Being killed and mutilated on the battlefield is something women are happy for men to do. The fact that women make useless soldiers is besides the point. Women are cowards. Men are better then women.

Perhaps the reason women’s blogs are so unpopular is because subconsciously, no one wants to read the rantings of a coward.

And this just proves that heretic is an idiot. You know nothing of women so until you at least have some sort of inkling of what women are shut your fucking trap. You have as much intelligence as a rock. You are in fact pathetic.

You are more a coward than I could ever be-of that I’m sure.

Comment by Lucid
2008-12-27 05:26:27 - IP Man-Hash: 45d7bc90e988b

Women dont want to get killed in combat because we a smart. Not because we are cowards but, if all you men here want to run out there because you think its ‘manly’. be my guest, one less idiot in the world.

Comment by Bob
2008-12-30 12:27:01 - IP Man-Hash: c74fa9db4710d

“Women dont want to get killed in combat because we a smart. Not because we are cowards but…..”

Bullshit. You women can’t even kill a fucking spider yourselves.You’re not smart, you’re a bunch of sniveling cunts who demonize men and then use them as human shields when the shit hits the fan. You know you’d get fucking slaughtered in combat and you don’t have the moral courage to sacrifice your life for the greater good.

Courage is knowing you could be killed and charging down the guns anyway, not because it’s manly (though it is), but because it’s NECESSARY.

Comment by Chris
2008-12-30 12:49:17 - IP Man-Hash: 8fdae3316d084

@PUTRID

WHAT A FUCKING UNGRATEFUL CUNT.

MEN soldiers FAUGHT AND DIED for HER way of life, freedom, liberties, and the very blanket of security under which she SLEEPS AT NIGHT.

FUCK OFF AN DIE YOU WORTHLESS PIECE OF DISRESPECTABLE SHIT.

You have such a callous indifference toward humanity you don’t even deserve to be SPIT ON.

Menarebetterthanwomen.

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Comment by Chris
2008-12-30 12:51:48 - IP Man-Hash: 8fdae3316d084

Bob that was directed at that cunt (above) who doesn’t deserve to LIVE – let alone an internet connection.

 
Comment by Bob
2008-12-30 13:00:03 - IP Man-Hash: c74fa9db4710d

No need for explanation,Chris.

I agree 100% with your points as well.

Calling people who sacrificed their lives for others “stupid”, what level will women stoop to next?

 
Comment by Muzalon
2008-12-30 14:11:09 - IP Man-Hash: a5fab388d3a6c

Women need to be drafted asap. The only good woman is a drafted one.

 
Comment by Chris
2008-12-30 15:26:05 - IP Man-Hash: 8fdae3316d084

I just can NOT believe the ARROGANT, STUPID, selfish, ungrateful SHIT that goes on inside a woman’s head…. and the CUNTING crap that cums out of her mouth.

If it wasn’t all over the place here in black and white for the world to read ->> I simply wouldn’t believe it.

Not kidding.

 
 
 
 
 
Comment by man killer
2007-04-10 07:29:52 - IP Man-Hash: ed471d4b67448

shut up iain sillars

 
Comment by man killer
2007-04-10 07:28:27 - IP Man-Hash: ed471d4b67448

dickmaticcccccc is the man wooooooooooooo ha ha

 
Comment by man killer
2007-04-10 07:27:29 - IP Man-Hash: ed471d4b67448

iain?

 
Comment by man killer
2007-04-10 07:24:49 - IP Man-Hash: ed471d4b67448

iain?

 
Comment by Dick Masterson
2007-04-09 12:05:57 - IP Man-Hash: 06bd9fe0f271a

Yes they would, JM!

That’s a good point. I’ll keep it in mind next time women try to get my site kicked off the internet.

-Dick

 
Comment by JM
2007-04-09 12:03:48 - IP Man-Hash: eb77ac8d5375f

Hey dick:

If women hate themselves, and they blog about themselves, wouldn’t female written blogs qualify as anti-woman hate speech?

 
Comment by diamatik
2007-04-09 12:01:33 - IP Man-Hash: 4555637db20cf

son of the suns said:

What’s the matter, Heretic?

You don’t think it’s fair that when women get captured then rescued by Black Berets and the female is called a “hero”?

What kind of mysoganist are you?

LMFAO!

 
Comment by son of the suns
2007-04-09 11:02:02 - IP Man-Hash: a7fea353b96c7

What’s the matter, Heretic?

You don’t think it’s fair that when women get captured then rescued by Black Berets and the female is called a “hero”?

What kind of mysoganist are you?

 
Comment by diamatik
2007-04-09 10:47:20 - IP Man-Hash: 4555637db20cf

A 16-YEAR-OLD boy who was acquitted on Friday night of multiple rape was locked up for almost a year awaiting trial…

…Patrick Waring, then a 15-year-old Catholic college student, was dragged out of bed by police a year ago and refused bail on nothing but the say-so of a lying 17-year-old girl who cried rape…

… the girl admitted lying about her sex life the whole time. She had insisted she was a virgin…

…DNA tests excluded Patrick from her claims of rape.

She finally admitted she had had sex with a man at the back of a cinema the same afternoon, two hours before claiming Patrick raped her at Joondalup’s Central Park after following her from the railway station …

…She also admitted to having been in a sexual relationship with her boyfriend at the time…

…Patrick was originally denied bail when a police officer told the Children’s Court that Patrick had phoned the girl and threatened her — a fact the police later admitted was wrong.

Gwallan, nice find.

 
Comment by gwallan
2007-04-09 09:00:32 - IP Man-Hash: 9342b2aa308e5

Female said:

Yes it is fitting that I like the scene where justice and retribution were delivered and men were made to see that they should not disregard the words of a woman over someone else, just because that someone else happens to have a penis.

Isn’t that an interesting counterpoint to today’s world where a female’s word is always taken over that of a male.

From West Aus in the past week.
Six-year-old boy accused of sexual harassment
Innocent boy’s jail nightmare

@Female – Check you wolfy PM inbox tomorrow

 
Comment by Heretic
2007-04-09 01:52:12 - IP Man-Hash: 5e32b3f9ccec1

I’m not denying that, occasionally, women do combat duty. Merely, I’m sick of the way that men are generally expected to do-and-die, whereas women are only expected to cower in air-raid shelters. I never heard of a female-only military draught.

Generally speaking, women are disingenuous cowards and that’s one of the reasons men are so resentful towards them.

 
Comment by son of the suns
2007-04-08 20:21:22 - IP Man-Hash: 1805e158dfc44

Israel is a puny country who’s only success comes from American equipment and funds.

Take away US aid and arms and see how their women fight.

 
Comment by Necroswordsman
2007-04-08 19:50:12 - IP Man-Hash: 133a528274b9c

Female said:

This is the first time Ive seen an army ad targeting women.

Well in England women and men feature in the adverts for the army. Maybe thats why we are so kick ass.

 
Comment by Female
2007-04-08 18:23:22 - IP Man-Hash: 109bcf0dfd9d2

Heretic, that sounds just great but there are better ways to get me to answer your statement on women in the military. Ive been involved in discussions on women in the military before and those didnt turn out too well if I remember correctly. But fine, Vietnam – Viet Cong; Israel; Kashmir? Special Unit – combat; Australia; UK; USA – backend ops and medics. Just yesterday I saw a recruitment ad on TV for women to join the Aust Army Reserve. This is the first time Ive seen an army ad targeting women.

 
Comment by Heretic
2007-04-08 17:47:40 - IP Man-Hash: 5e32b3f9ccec1

Female, would you like me to shit down your neck? It can be arranged.

 

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