Where’s Waldo’s Y Chromosome
People who know nothing about science and even less about talking about it (women) say that the Y-chromosome is slowly vanishing from the human species of Earth.
That means in a billion years, there won’t be any more men. There also won’t be any more working machines, libraries, people to type women’s school papers for them, or anyone around to explain scientifically what the fuck happened to all the men. What a woman paradise that would be. No machines to get anything done, no learning or reading, no explanations for fucking anything. No responsibility or causality.
Too bad that that Y-chromosome shit is a bunch of shit.
Women are all like little Hitler’s. They talk a big game about a lot of idealistic shit they learned from their fourth grade teacher/yoga instructor, and the first thing they pull out of the threat bag is fucking genocide and mass extinction. Here’s an example of something a man might say and a woman’s response.
“Due to lack of stress from not being the sole bread winner of the family, women outlive their spouses and collect government retirement funds for years to come while contributing and never having contributed a goddamn thing. Women are therefore are a leech on not only the economy, but the principle of economy.”
That’s reasoned and well put. Now here’s a typical woman response.
“If it weren’t for women, you wouldn’t even be here, you gay bitch. You woman. Which is the worst insult I can give as a woman and really sick and self hating if you think about it.”
Inappropriate to say the least. How about this one instead.
“Enjoy your precious economy then, because with no Y chromosome, there won’t even be any men soon and then you’ll all be sorry for not treating us like the one hundred and fifty pound princesses that we are.”
Touché, madam. Touché — except the shit isn’t true.
The reason the Y chromosome isn’t going anywhere is because it has all kinds of secret abilities to repair itself and all this other shit that I don’t want to get into because we’re here to talk about why men are better than women and not a bunch of boring science bullshit. What men scientists found when they were trying to scientifically tell women to shut the fuck up about the extinction shit, is that the men only Y chromosome has an extra brain gene.
That’s right. Men are born with one more brain gene than women. It’s one of four Y chromosome deals that throw four switches in a fetus from girl to boy. Now while no one knows what this forth brain gene does exactly, I’m going to take a stab at what it does here…
Turns the brain from OFF to ON.
Men are disappearing!
Oh no, wait. They just have extra brains.
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Well spotted, ‘australian’… female… ‘predicted that the (Y) chromosome might be heading for extinction’.
How does a girl with a Doctorate come to that conclusion? (Or even get a Doctorate come to think of it). That’s just retarded. I studied university level biology for years too, and I just snorted wine out my nose when I read that. I won’t bore anyone with technical details of why…
But you owe me a new keyboard Dick. Send it to me in Australia :)
There would be one advantage if the Y chromosome disappeared…
Women would have to go and fuck themselves.
The great thing about the Y chromosome is that it allows evolution to play with us more. Hence we have far more male genius than female geniuses.
Boys are not only superior in arts but in science too. But here is an example of a superior boy in music:
http://www.metacafe.com/watch/455489/amazing_6_year_old_guitarist/
He is only six years old too.
I personally if am going to have a girl in my life, I must have at least two boys first. These boys will protect my sanity when the girls act PMS on me.
Men were forged in God’s image.
And that’s why two men can wear the same outfit to a bar and notice each other and buy each other a round of pints instead of clumsily text messaging a friend with “OMG.. what a bitch!” and pouting all night.
I am thinking here for a second, while women shout and scream they are dominating men because all babies start out as girls just shut your traps for a second ladies and think about it. The male hormone is the dominated hormone, if babies where to start out as males first then a switch will turn them to females the result will be horrible mutant babies. Because the female hormone is passive, the child will always have two sex-malfunctioning organs, will be half male-female and human population will seize. However, if you put everything in the female body first and then with a simple switch, the male hormone will flood the baby and turn it into a boy, well, everything is there..it just a matter of turning the tasks differently as the male hormone is the dominant hormone over the female. Also, I keep thinking that the process is an upgrade, a patch, a new version, you get the basics there but you need to upgrade it to a newer better version and thus bingo boys comes into motions. Boys GO THROUGH shit, suffer through shit, and yet in return they protect whom they love, they sacrifice, and go without a thanks.
If you scroll up to the part about what Paul Parmenter (13) said, I am merely remarking on his statement. If women so boldly and willing men to disappear I am more than happy to return the favor by wanting women to disappear.
You made a good deal of sense here. It’s true yes, women are ingrates.
Sorry but your post before this one just made little sense.
I think SOTS was asking what you were talking about?
son of the suns, there is nothing more worse than when you do good for someone and you get no thanks in return. The mere fact that men have done alot in terms of human advancement and the women so boldly say they wish all men die shows the very lack of appreciation and that by itself not only offensive, evil, heartless and cruel but inferiorating at best.
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You know Paul Parmenter if women stop male bashing, join in men support group, help boys achieve well, if women don’t stop attacking men and making men feel useless, redundant, stupid, etc I am more than looking forward for it. I would rather live in a male infested world then a female only society…and funny thing is, I am a male. You would think I would say the other way around. I do hope men find away to preserve the Y chromosome fast and solve other harsh diseases that effect boys because of the size of the Y chromosome and maybe * giggle * add a little more brain gene for cheating purpose hehehe.
Appreciated, Stag.
-Dick
Oh, ho HO!
Dick Masterson, you are the fucking MAN!
Seriously, you should go to a feminist group meeting and see if you can manage to own enough of their petty arguments against your views that they have to eventually ask a bloke!
Thanks for this hilarious and awesome website,
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Pimps have already found a way to speed this process up.
-Dick
New research shows that like most things that have no real purpose quickly become obsolete that the female speech functions are slowly withering away. Image since women never say anything worth saying or positive we could have speechless women in the future. Maybe scientist could find a way to speed up this process.
for years scientists have been worrying about the Y chromsome disappear because, the Y- chromsome does not have a genetic back up to repair itself if the Y chromosome was damaged. however they resently discovered that the Y chromosome posses the ability to repair itself in case it is suffers damage, thus having no use for back-up.
it’s a rough description but i think it works.
I’m sure Dick knows a helluva lot more about science than you do bitch. You got your masters in making trouble though. How do we know this ? Because you are a typically retarded woman bitch :)