Where’s Waldo’s Y Chromosome
People who know nothing about science and even less about talking about it (women) say that the Y-chromosome is slowly vanishing from the human species of Earth.
That means in a billion years, there won’t be any more men. There also won’t be any more working machines, libraries, people to type women’s school papers for them, or anyone around to explain scientifically what the fuck happened to all the men. What a woman paradise that would be. No machines to get anything done, no learning or reading, no explanations for fucking anything. No responsibility or causality.
Too bad that that Y-chromosome shit is a bunch of shit.
Women are all like little Hitler’s. They talk a big game about a lot of idealistic shit they learned from their fourth grade teacher/yoga instructor, and the first thing they pull out of the threat bag is fucking genocide and mass extinction. Here’s an example of something a man might say and a woman’s response.
“Due to lack of stress from not being the sole bread winner of the family, women outlive their spouses and collect government retirement funds for years to come while contributing and never having contributed a goddamn thing. Women are therefore are a leech on not only the economy, but the principle of economy.”
That’s reasoned and well put. Now here’s a typical woman response.
“If it weren’t for women, you wouldn’t even be here, you gay bitch. You woman. Which is the worst insult I can give as a woman and really sick and self hating if you think about it.”
Inappropriate to say the least. How about this one instead.
“Enjoy your precious economy then, because with no Y chromosome, there won’t even be any men soon and then you’ll all be sorry for not treating us like the one hundred and fifty pound princesses that we are.”
Touché, madam. Touché — except the shit isn’t true.
The reason the Y chromosome isn’t going anywhere is because it has all kinds of secret abilities to repair itself and all this other shit that I don’t want to get into because we’re here to talk about why men are better than women and not a bunch of boring science bullshit. What men scientists found when they were trying to scientifically tell women to shut the fuck up about the extinction shit, is that the men only Y chromosome has an extra brain gene.
That’s right. Men are born with one more brain gene than women. It’s one of four Y chromosome deals that throw four switches in a fetus from girl to boy. Now while no one knows what this forth brain gene does exactly, I’m going to take a stab at what it does here…
Turns the brain from OFF to ON.
Men are disappearing!
Oh no, wait. They just have extra brains.
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September 17th, 2005 at 1:21 am - IP Man-Hash: 7ed127537e1bf
I swear that women talk at a frequency only dogs can hear. As exciting and amusing as it is for the female of the species to gloat over the proposed extinction of one half of the breed, they would do well to look at how nature has handled this problem.
In the main, nature put it’s development in the hands/claws/mandibles/spermatozoa of a split destination. A female/male combination. If evolution managed to eliminate the Y chromosome, and successfully evolve male homo sapien out of existence, it would confirm that homily of nature being female orientated. Fucking stupid.
September 18th, 2005 at 1:20 pm - IP Man-Hash: 7cafc309a7d82
I find it irritating to listen to the comments of some women - and men - who relish the extinction of the male sex. The main point of course is that by the time there is any serious prospect of the Y chromosome disappearing, men will have long since found ways to preserve it. We are already well on our way. And given the monumental advantages conferred on the human race by that tiny bundle of miracles, it would be suicidal for anyone to welcome its disappearance. A world consisting only of females would stagnate and collapse.
But to my mind it is women who should be a lot more worried about the future. Once men find ways to reproduce themselves without the need for the intervention of those most troublesome of creatures - and this will happen long, long before there is any danger of the Y chromosome dying out - what would there be to stop them from doing precisely that? Again, we are well on our way. And if women are not needed for reproduction, what further need would there be for them at all?
This might actually be nature’s way of progressing. Start with a basic life form (female) that can reproduce itself but has the weakness that it is thereby incapable of advancing intellectually: then introduce a new variation (male) that frees itself from the shackles of childbirth; make the female surrender its capability of reproducing on its own in favour of the requirement of both male and female input; have a long period in which both sexes can combine to create a hugely diversified and advanced species; then once that has been achieved, eliminate the original weaker and inefficient female and move into the future with the superior male development using a more streamlined reproductive system.
I am not proposing that is what should happen, just pointing out that people who live in glass houses should not throw stones. So don’t smirk at the prospect of men becoming extinct when your gender might be the one getting the chop a lot earlier.
September 26th, 2005 at 9:37 am - IP Man-Hash: 56806c0431943
“I don’t want to get into because we’re here to talk about why men are better than women and not a bunch of boring science bullshit”
The reason you don’t want to go into it is because you don’t know shit about science. You’re not even fooling yourself Dick.
December 10th, 2005 at 6:37 pm - IP Man-Hash: 5920bfbf4eac8
I’m sure Dick knows a helluva lot more about science than you do bitch. You got your masters in making trouble though. How do we know this ? Because you are a typically retarded woman bitch :)
August 27th, 2006 at 2:18 am - IP Man-Hash: 9512f961b28a4
for years scientists have been worrying about the Y chromsome disappear because, the Y- chromsome does not have a genetic back up to repair itself if the Y chromosome was damaged. however they resently discovered that the Y chromosome posses the ability to repair itself in case it is suffers damage, thus having no use for back-up.
it’s a rough description but i think it works.
August 27th, 2006 at 7:44 am - IP Man-Hash: 85eaeaa69c999
New research shows that like most things that have no real purpose quickly become obsolete that the female speech functions are slowly withering away. Image since women never say anything worth saying or positive we could have speechless women in the future. Maybe scientist could find a way to speed up this process.
August 27th, 2006 at 11:15 am - IP Man-Hash: 2da9b7d34e824
Pimps have already found a way to speed this process up.
-Dick
August 27th, 2006 at 2:07 pm - IP Man-Hash: 85eaeaa69c999
lol
August 27th, 2006 at 6:35 pm - IP Man-Hash: 87c81c4526062
priceless
February 20th, 2007 at 1:41 pm - IP Man-Hash: 725f3f1134a94
Oh, ho HO!
Dick Masterson, you are the fucking MAN!
Seriously, you should go to a feminist group meeting and see if you can manage to own enough of their petty arguments against your views that they have to eventually ask a bloke!
Thanks for this hilarious and awesome website,
X
February 20th, 2007 at 2:05 pm - IP Man-Hash: c4d026b819ad4
Appreciated, Stag.
-Dick
May 15th, 2007 at 7:25 pm - IP Man-Hash: 2ee76268c3589
You know Paul Parmenter if women stop male bashing, join in men support group, help boys achieve well, if women don’t stop attacking men and making men feel useless, redundant, stupid, etc I am more than looking forward for it. I would rather live in a male infested world then a female only society…and funny thing is, I am a male. You would think I would say the other way around. I do hope men find away to preserve the Y chromosome fast and solve other harsh diseases that effect boys because of the size of the Y chromosome and maybe * giggle * add a little more brain gene for cheating purpose hehehe.
May 15th, 2007 at 7:33 pm - IP Man-Hash: 237713348630b
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May 15th, 2007 at 7:46 pm - IP Man-Hash: 2ee76268c3589
son of the suns, there is nothing more worse than when you do good for someone and you get no thanks in return. The mere fact that men have done alot in terms of human advancement and the women so boldly say they wish all men die shows the very lack of appreciation and that by itself not only offensive, evil, heartless and cruel but inferiorating at best.
May 15th, 2007 at 9:30 pm - IP Man-Hash: 30bb54972ba49
You made a good deal of sense here. It’s true yes, women are ingrates.
Sorry but your post before this one just made little sense.
I think SOTS was asking what you were talking about?
May 16th, 2007 at 4:13 am - IP Man-Hash: 2ee76268c3589
If you scroll up to the part about what Paul Parmenter (13) said, I am merely remarking on his statement. If women so boldly and willing men to disappear I am more than happy to return the favor by wanting women to disappear.
May 22nd, 2007 at 12:15 pm - IP Man-Hash: 7a60ee90ee9f3
I am thinking here for a second, while women shout and scream they are dominating men because all babies start out as girls just shut your traps for a second ladies and think about it. The male hormone is the dominated hormone, if babies where to start out as males first then a switch will turn them to females the result will be horrible mutant babies. Because the female hormone is passive, the child will always have two sex-malfunctioning organs, will be half male-female and human population will seize. However, if you put everything in the female body first and then with a simple switch, the male hormone will flood the baby and turn it into a boy, well, everything is there..it just a matter of turning the tasks differently as the male hormone is the dominant hormone over the female. Also, I keep thinking that the process is an upgrade, a patch, a new version, you get the basics there but you need to upgrade it to a newer better version and thus bingo boys comes into motions. Boys GO THROUGH shit, suffer through shit, and yet in return they protect whom they love, they sacrifice, and go without a thanks.
May 22nd, 2007 at 12:58 pm - IP Man-Hash: 8689deeedf41e
And that’s why two men can wear the same outfit to a bar and notice each other and buy each other a round of pints instead of clumsily text messaging a friend with “OMG.. what a bitch!” and pouting all night.
May 22nd, 2007 at 3:58 pm - IP Man-Hash: 7a60ee90ee9f3
I personally if am going to have a girl in my life, I must have at least two boys first. These boys will protect my sanity when the girls act PMS on me.
May 23rd, 2007 at 4:25 am - IP Man-Hash: e67f586cd6d6b
Boys are not only superior in arts but in science too. But here is an example of a superior boy in music:
http://www.metacafe.com/watch/455489/amazing_6_year_old_guitarist/
He is only six years old too.