Yoga Is For Sluts
In my second installment of Dick’s Week of Honorary Men, I would like to honor Kristina Kireeva. As you can tell by her first name, she’s a woman, and that makes her the MenAreBetterThanWomen.com Honorary Man of the Month for October. Good work Miss October.
You can follow the links at the bottom of this article (and I highly recommend you do), but I will sum it up for you here. That’s part of the reason men are so good at everything by the way. If one man does the work, that man shares it with other men. Women keep secrets like they’re poisonous.
Like everything I say about women, I didn’t know how brilliant that was until I proof read it — which as a man I never do.
Kristina Kireeva is a human sex toy — or human pretzel. I don’t know which is more accurate. While the videos I link to range from erotic to horrifying, the message is clear: women doing yoga has fucking nothing to do with health and fitness.
That is a myth.
Women all over the civilized globe are ga-ga for Yoga. In fact, some are calling it the “Babies of the 21st century”. Feel free to use that, it’s actually only myself who’s calling it that thus far. My point is: women couldn’t care fucking less about health and fitness. They’re just as lazy and gold-bricking as they ever have been. Women, however, are obsessed with sex.
When dealing with women, it’s important to remember rule #1: Everything women do is meant to attract men. Women who are into yoga are just women who are really, really into sex and want all men at the gym to know about it. They also want any men who get in their car to know about it. That’s why they leave those rubber stinking mats in their backseat until they can’t fucking smell anymore.
These women think about sex all day most likely. I don’t know. I try not to spend a lot of time pontificating on how women think. There was some Twilight Zone episode about that one time. I believe some kind of alien trash was left somewhere and all sorts of brilliant men minds wasted thousands of collective hours ruminating on what amounted to shit. That’s the same thing.
If that wasn’t an actual Twilight Zone, it doesn’t matter because it obviously should have been. Use your man-magination.
Kristina “The Human Sex Toy” Kireeva is a woman obsessed with yoga. I’m honoring her this month with my most prestigious award because of her work to expose yoga as the kinky and delectable woman-hobby that it is. After all, why else would she post — nay, film in the first place, a video of herself in sexually suggesting and compromising “yoga” positions? There can be no other reason; except perhaps in some kind of dimension where outrageous things such as that are the norm.
This is reality though, and the Smurfs are not fucking real.
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my bf approves of me practicing yoga (in the house) :)
Chris AND MarkEMark=Mr. Empty-pants
all of you are f’ing bored; that’s why dumb shits like this guy actually make a living on printed material and other media. Can anyone explain to me why people respond or have any regard whatsoever for human shit such as this? You’re bored and you need something to replace the passion you have lost? give me an idea, please. I’m hard-pressed to know why so many humans do this. I mean, gambling seems a better hobby/habit until it gets violent.
So, keep up the lame dialogues and keep forgetting about the dreams you once had.
Screw yoga. Do Gymnastics. best woman sport!
I am 45yr Erctition Dysfunction men with daibetics & high blood pressure for 4yeara. I am using vigra 50mg. I want cure my male ED naturally.
Before you judge study the culture surrounding and the system of belief that is quite contrary…
http://www.dharmacentral.com/ehlib.htm
Educate yourself……
Ditto, Kridtriansenmai, or whatever your name is. Educate yourself to the fact that women don’t know jack about men while pretending they do.
Then I guess men are sluts, thanks for inventing it, and for actual history please proceed here. http://www.lycaeum.org/books/books/psychedelic_experience/tib3.html
dick is a loser….he says women hate sex and then he says women think about sex a lot………..what a gay bastard!!!this shit is funny
Actually, Dick is right in claiming that women hate sex and women love sex. Here’s my opinion: Women love sex before marriage and hate sex after marriage.
Calling a man gay? Is that the best you got? Jesus, that is weak, just like a chick. Attack a man’s sexuality. Weak, baby, weak. By what measuring stick do you employ to judge ANY man? Are you comparing a ‘loser’ to a ‘winner’ like you? If so, get a new stick. In fact, it might be a good idea to cancel your subscription to your female centered psychotic magazines that indoctrinate you into believing that women are somehow ‘above the fold’. Take it down a notch or ten; you are now cordially invited to leave. We’ve had our fun; we are now tired of you.
What does the fact that you just said “yous” say about you?
itakethatback
Y?
I love social intercourse.
Poop!
So thats why old men from India do yoga, because their sluts. Makes perfect sense uh, yeah.
I LOVE THIS SITE, i needed a good laugh and here it is. i love it when idiots think they are superior than someone else, its like crack to me. Im assuming you guys are all fuckin gay due to the fact women are so low to you, or its just because you havent been layed in years! hope when your world comes crashing down itl be on the news
nick
oh so you don’t like gays huh? that’s hate right there you hypocrite. haha and you call yourself a man?
Chill out, Aynne. I do yoga myself, but I always put my mat in the front of the room so that I need not look upon the sluts who are present. It is, I admit, often difficult to fend off the sex-crazed whores who claw at me after practice begging me to satisfy their hot lusts, but it’s my cross to bear.
By the way, real men prefer rifles to handguns, and the more powerful the rifle, the better. Are your handguns the Lady Smith model with the pink rubber grips?
The only reason why women have been allowed to participate in fields such as politics, science, medicine, and philosophy is because of such programs as affirmative action which are ideologically grounded in political correctness and Marxist sociological analysis. Expressed differently, it could be said that women are mental troglodytes who desire an extended series of hand outs rather than a single hand up; because women are obviously intellectually inferior to men they are unable to enter the professions on the basis of their own personal merit.
On the other hand, men have always traditionally dominated such fields as science and medicine because men have significantly higher levels of intelligence than the lesser evolved human female.
Wouldn’t the world be a much better place if no sexual revolution had ever taken place and women just stayed in the kitchen where they belong?
Honey, you wish we could. That’s the whole point.
-Dick
I am beyond horrified. I am certain I am not the first to ask but surely you boys are aware of the vast number of women in politics, science, medicine, philosophy, etc. or are your heads so far up your asses that you can’t see that?
By the way, I am a liberal feminist that is hot, loves sex, owns 3 handguns and drives a 6spd. corvette. Blow me.
Blow you? We’d rather not. ‘A liberal feminist that is hot, loves sex, owns 3 handguns and drives a 6 speed Corvette’? Great, enlist, we need more fresh meat in Afghanistan. Oh, I forgot, that’s a man’s job while you sit home, whine about how tough you have it, doing your nails, cutting men off the road because you probably don’t know how to properly navigate a Corvette. The gun issue? Who gives a fuck? Don’t shoot yourself, you’d probably blame a man.
Yoga started when Lord Krishna visited a whorehouse and wanted to try something new. He taught the strumpets various contortions that induced uncontrollable sexual craving. He called these women “Yogini” which is Sanskrit for “little sluts”. So yes Dick you are right, these women to spend all their time thinking about sex but it is a RESULT of the yoga. So if you aren’t getting anywhere with a woman take her to a yoga class and she will be on her knees begging you for sex in the parking lot. But why bother? Just go to a yoga class and take your pick.