Yoga Is For Sluts
In my second installment of Dick’s Week of Honorary Men, I would like to honor Kristina Kireeva. As you can tell by her first name, she’s a woman, and that makes her the MenAreBetterThanWomen.com Honorary Man of the Month for October. Good work Miss October.
You can follow the links at the bottom of this article (and I highly recommend you do), but I will sum it up for you here. That’s part of the reason men are so good at everything by the way. If one man does the work, that man shares it with other men. Women keep secrets like they’re poisonous.
Like everything I say about women, I didn’t know how brilliant that was until I proof read it — which as a man I never do.
Kristina Kireeva is a human sex toy — or human pretzel. I don’t know which is more accurate. While the videos I link to range from erotic to horrifying, the message is clear: women doing yoga has fucking nothing to do with health and fitness.
That is a myth.
Women all over the civilized globe are ga-ga for Yoga. In fact, some are calling it the “Babies of the 21st century”. Feel free to use that, it’s actually only myself who’s calling it that thus far. My point is: women couldn’t care fucking less about health and fitness. They’re just as lazy and gold-bricking as they ever have been. Women, however, are obsessed with sex.
When dealing with women, it’s important to remember rule #1: Everything women do is meant to attract men. Women who are into yoga are just women who are really, really into sex and want all men at the gym to know about it. They also want any men who get in their car to know about it. That’s why they leave those rubber stinking mats in their backseat until they can’t fucking smell anymore.
These women think about sex all day most likely. I don’t know. I try not to spend a lot of time pontificating on how women think. There was some Twilight Zone episode about that one time. I believe some kind of alien trash was left somewhere and all sorts of brilliant men minds wasted thousands of collective hours ruminating on what amounted to shit. That’s the same thing.
If that wasn’t an actual Twilight Zone, it doesn’t matter because it obviously should have been. Use your man-magination.
Kristina “The Human Sex Toy” Kireeva is a woman obsessed with yoga. I’m honoring her this month with my most prestigious award because of her work to expose yoga as the kinky and delectable woman-hobby that it is. After all, why else would she post — nay, film in the first place, a video of herself in sexually suggesting and compromising “yoga” positions? There can be no other reason; except perhaps in some kind of dimension where outrageous things such as that are the norm.
This is reality though, and the Smurfs are not fucking real.
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June 7th, 2007 at 2:22 am - IP Man-Hash: 33b64bce6a7d6
Don’t be such a little cunt.
June 7th, 2007 at 8:02 am - IP Man-Hash: dcf90cb0dcfe1
Wow, good show! What next? Are you gonna call him “chicken”? What makes you think you can goad him into giving you an answer to his question? First of all, you should not be on this site, therefore, you should feel privileged that you even got a response. Second, what difference does his education make? When you say “educational background”, I assume you mean schooling, and any man knows that schooling alone does not make one an intelligent person. It’s their experiences and willingness to learn. The people they keep company with. Their attitudes. These reasons, and many more, are what makes a person who they are. I assume that the reason you ask his background at all is that you wish to discredit Dick as well as this web site (correct me if I’m wrong. I’m probably not). It really doesn’t matter if he only got to grade 3 or he has a Masters in Chemical Engineering. If a 1st grader told you that fire was hot, would you disregard his statement simply because he’s in grade 1? Don’t be surprised when you burn yourself. The fact that fire is hot is common sense and can be understood and respected regardless of who said it. Smart people know it to be a valid statement. The same can be said of this site and Dick Masterson. Everything here is valid if you actually shut your mouth and try to understand. Look around you. You can see it happen in the world. There is a reason he writes what he writes. It doesn’t matter what his educational background is. You can determine that he is intelligent by simply respecting the quality and validity of these writings. Dick didn’t respond to your answer for several reasons, and I respect that he didn’t. I hope he never does. He doesn’t need to. But don’t think for a second that he is evading or that you “got him”. Evading would imply that he has something to hide. Also, if he did answer you it could be interpreted as him trying to prove that he is right or maybe that he is defending himself. He does NOT have to do any of that. Have some respect.
June 7th, 2007 at 11:18 am - IP Man-Hash: 83b7e402ade4c
Nicely put!
Sadly, any woman who posts here is the same type who barges into the men’s bathroom to spray diarrhea all over the toilet then check her hair and facepaint and walk out without washing her hands either.
And let me tell you something.. I talk to several janitors at my work ( all nice guys doing dirty work but they know someone has to ) and they ALL tell me that the female washrooms are a horror for them to clean compared to the men’s bathrooms.
August 11th, 2007 at 8:54 am - IP Man-Hash: b24fa70c8e643
I’m sensing that your too stupid to make the connection between women using their sexuality to entrap their initially unsuspecting prey, then exploiting the well intentioned suitor once they have him locked in with the help of our convenient man-hating Western legal system.
Perhaps this didn’t register on your clearly limited, senses? You may have been too busy smelling the roses to detect the sweet aroma of manipulative bullshit lurking behind women’s feigned interest in sex. What you meant to say was that they ARE interested in sex, but only in as much as it is a perfect tool for exploiting what they want out of men.
Once they’ve sucked the juices out of one victim, they’ll usually discard him and move on to more lucrative feeding grounds. Don’t believe me, just look through the window of real life every now and again.
As far as Yoga is concerned, it’s perfect cover for whoring wenches to validate their lurid writhings and pretend to themselves that they are not just a dirty slut on the prowl. They demean the true spirit of Yoga and genuine practitioners of it, but that’s really no surprise to those of us who are wised up to their scam. Ouch!!! The cold hard truth really hurts sometimes, doesn’t it…
Words out baby!
August 25th, 2007 at 6:57 pm - IP Man-Hash: 8bb483569c600
women do yoga to relax themselves and recover from all the shit men give them.
August 25th, 2007 at 7:46 pm - IP Man-Hash: 3f59001e0c599
They ask for that shit, they take that shit, and they’re the least miserable when they’re taking that shit. Now shut the fuck up, little slut. You know what happens when you water soil regularly? It molds and rots. You need the seed - and you should be fucking glad that that man, who gives you all that shit, doesn’t leave your ass out on the street. You’re so superior, huh, slut? Just keep telling your clients how you’re controlling them when they fuck you. I’m sure they wouldn’t dream of robbing you and dumping you in a ditch afterwards.
In all seriousness, though, lay off the chick drinks, sweetie. Eventually you’ll threaten to castrate the wrong man, and somewhere between the dress, heels, halter-top, half-empty chick-drink splashed on his face, and circle of tools laughing along at your stupidity, he’ll decide he’s had enough. And unless your tools are as dumb as they look, they won’t stand up for you when you get what’s been coming to you.
So shut the fuck up, sweet. Your pretty little face will last longer that way - and being that your looks are fleeting, that’s quite beneficial in your shallow existence. Being that everyone you know either won’t want to be affiliated with you past your shelf-life of 25 or will move on to the next clamp-crotched prude when your pussy is too ‘mature’ and loose.
August 25th, 2007 at 8:52 pm - IP Man-Hash: 980cc8a8ac1a7
I believe I already weighed in heavily on the yoga mat.
Yoga is for ‘new age’ manifestly postchristian, hedonistic, mindless heathen drone sluts.
The bipedal ewes of this worlds.
August 26th, 2007 at 7:22 am - IP Man-Hash: b24fa70c8e643
Why would whores need to recover from getting a free car and a free house? These are amongst the first things in a long line of Free “shit” men give them.
What you meant to say was “thank you” for my easy life.
Know your place.
August 26th, 2007 at 11:29 am - IP Man-Hash: 21b56e0c46781
Wrong. It all starts with a free Drink. It then moves on to free lunches/dinners, free movies and then free rides. All these come into play long before the free house and free car.
September 17th, 2007 at 4:59 am - IP Man-Hash: 77ee3ac97ce7d
Generalizing like this is a bad idea. It lacks focus. Refine and rethink your title.
You mean to say woman are sluts. Why not just name all of your boring ASS testicular articles the same way.
I when I write I like it to be creative.
September 17th, 2007 at 5:39 am - IP Man-Hash: b24fa70c8e643
Wrong. It all starts with a free Drink. It then moves on to free lunches/dinners, free movies and then free rides. All these come into play long before the free house and free car.
I stand appropriately corrected. It is true that the freeloading often observably commences with the other things you described. My humble apologies for overlooking the obvious.
As a Man, I have no problem acknowledging that, and will try harder in future to eliminate such oversights. If women had the same ideals, I’d have a great deal more respect for them. We can only hope.
September 17th, 2007 at 7:19 am - IP Man-Hash: 9b7a2b3eaa486
Women do Yoga because it’s now popular and you love watching men stare at your ass in skimpy yoga pants as you carry your stupid little piece of 100 dollar rolled up foam then you sit around sipping grass tea listening to Enya and talking about breathing techniques during sex with other yoga chicks.
LAME!
September 17th, 2007 at 8:22 am - IP Man-Hash: a4ecb34b538d9
I do Pilates you little bastards…yoga is for pussies
September 17th, 2007 at 8:42 am - IP Man-Hash: 9b7a2b3eaa486
Pilates is the new Yoga.
September 17th, 2007 at 9:44 am - IP Man-Hash: a4ecb34b538d9
….fine…..then I’m a slut
September 17th, 2007 at 9:59 am - IP Man-Hash: 9b7a2b3eaa486
No doubt.
October 6th, 2007 at 4:47 am - IP Man-Hash: e16100cbb45bd
Dude! That’s NOT Yoga! you Americans have somehow contorted the whole meaning of yoga in a way which only you Americans can do!! When you are done thrashing women, take some time out and “read up” on what “yoga” really is!
November 21st, 2007 at 4:24 am - IP Man-Hash: f68191fe56ea6
Yeah thats lame, but you guys love it. What does that say about yous?
November 21st, 2007 at 4:42 am - IP Man-Hash: eeb32e3dc6874
It says it will be the only time in our lives we’ll see an adult woman in shape.
November 21st, 2007 at 4:52 am - IP Man-Hash: eeb32e3dc6874
Yashita no one wants to read up on yoga. It’s lame so take it back and shut the fuck up.