Yoga Is For Sluts
In my second installment of Dick’s Week of Honorary Men, I would like to honor Kristina Kireeva. As you can tell by her first name, she’s a woman, and that makes her the MenAreBetterThanWomen.com Honorary Man of the Month for October. Good work Miss October.
You can follow the links at the bottom of this article (and I highly recommend you do), but I will sum it up for you here. That’s part of the reason men are so good at everything by the way. If one man does the work, that man shares it with other men. Women keep secrets like they’re poisonous.
Like everything I say about women, I didn’t know how brilliant that was until I proof read it — which as a man I never do.
Kristina Kireeva is a human sex toy — or human pretzel. I don’t know which is more accurate. While the videos I link to range from erotic to horrifying, the message is clear: women doing yoga has fucking nothing to do with health and fitness.
That is a myth.
Women all over the civilized globe are ga-ga for Yoga. In fact, some are calling it the “Babies of the 21st century”. Feel free to use that, it’s actually only myself who’s calling it that thus far. My point is: women couldn’t care fucking less about health and fitness. They’re just as lazy and gold-bricking as they ever have been. Women, however, are obsessed with sex.
When dealing with women, it’s important to remember rule #1: Everything women do is meant to attract men. Women who are into yoga are just women who are really, really into sex and want all men at the gym to know about it. They also want any men who get in their car to know about it. That’s why they leave those rubber stinking mats in their backseat until they can’t fucking smell anymore.
These women think about sex all day most likely. I don’t know. I try not to spend a lot of time pontificating on how women think. There was some Twilight Zone episode about that one time. I believe some kind of alien trash was left somewhere and all sorts of brilliant men minds wasted thousands of collective hours ruminating on what amounted to shit. That’s the same thing.
If that wasn’t an actual Twilight Zone, it doesn’t matter because it obviously should have been. Use your man-magination.
Kristina “The Human Sex Toy” Kireeva is a woman obsessed with yoga. I’m honoring her this month with my most prestigious award because of her work to expose yoga as the kinky and delectable woman-hobby that it is. After all, why else would she post — nay, film in the first place, a video of herself in sexually suggesting and compromising “yoga” positions? There can be no other reason; except perhaps in some kind of dimension where outrageous things such as that are the norm.
This is reality though, and the Smurfs are not fucking real.
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November 8th, 2006 at 6:14 am - IP Man-Hash: d4f09ff3cabea
oh, so you’ve fucked alot of psychics, but don’t descend from a familial cognitive [r]evolution then?
November 8th, 2006 at 6:20 am - IP Man-Hash: 980cc8a8ac1a7
Your comment is proving obfuscating for my powers comprehension.
If he hears, he’ll knock all day…
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November 8th, 2006 at 11:50 am - IP Man-Hash: 6897e3ddf8ad0
Well said, Billy.
-Dick
November 8th, 2006 at 12:53 pm - IP Man-Hash: d4f09ff3cabea
In true monkey-see-monkey-do form, ‘Well said, Dick.’
November 8th, 2006 at 1:20 pm - IP Man-Hash: 980cc8a8ac1a7
Repetitio mater studiorum est. Peachy keen on peachy queen.
- Shea Seger - Cluch
November 8th, 2006 at 1:38 pm - IP Man-Hash: d4f09ff3cabea
Going out on a limb [that is your leg, isn't it...]…
… I’m gonna surmise that: ‘practice makes perfect’…
[now i'll go and get the proper translation...with both hands...]
November 8th, 2006 at 1:59 pm - IP Man-Hash: 980cc8a8ac1a7
No, that’s a membre. Or is it a member? Golly me, a hiatus.
Either way, it’s no Republican. By the looks of it, might well be their long lost trunk, though. They’re still out looking for their honesty and aptitudes but hopes are high, if nothing else is.
Sorry, but now you’re just being laconically vague. It’s all a misty haze. Care to elaborate, or was the ambiguity deliberate? I cannot hope to construe your underlying meaning bereft of assistance.
- INXS - Suicide Blonde
November 8th, 2006 at 2:55 pm - IP Man-Hash: d4f09ff3cabea
Me neither, that’s precisely why I should have bought shares in ‘Gillette’…
November 8th, 2006 at 10:05 pm - IP Man-Hash: a282286cee73c
But you don’t need to own shares to get a blade and slash your wrist. Go quickly, times a wasting!
November 8th, 2006 at 10:49 pm - IP Man-Hash: 980cc8a8ac1a7
That would be the unfortunate loss of a perfectly good peach. Fish.
- G-Unit - My Buddy
November 9th, 2006 at 1:00 am - IP Man-Hash: d4f09ff3cabea
My Gillette discovery involves removing the blade on those battery-fueled shavers thus rendering them not only portable, but water-resistant, etc.
What a coup!
March 3rd, 2007 at 3:48 pm - IP Man-Hash: 73f9de907ea55
In what was is yoga actually a martial art? its purely sexual and for women to get in touch with those sexual feelings.
March 3rd, 2007 at 3:49 pm - IP Man-Hash: 73f9de907ea55
In what was is yoga actually a martial art? its purely sexual and for women to get in touch with those sexual feelings.
There is no guy that does those unless hes gay or wants to get some action or atleast watch some girls stretch. Comon its only girls that trully enjoy it and just to perpetuate their manipulative sexuality.
June 6th, 2007 at 9:05 pm - IP Man-Hash: 191242b12610c
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LbPJdEtqHJU
look at these hos saying they need love too?
These porn whores are hillarious.This just shows that women will never take responsiblity and accountability for not being able to get a man.
June 6th, 2007 at 10:35 pm - IP Man-Hash: 200833d0ba0b3
Wasn’t there another article on this exact same site about how women hate sex because they’re terrible at it? So now what you’re trying to say is that women hate sex and are terrible at it, yet nonetheless are thinking about sex all day and are obsessed with it, and also happen to have many sexual skills derived from Yoga?
I’m sensing bullshit.
June 6th, 2007 at 10:36 pm - IP Man-Hash: 200833d0ba0b3
In fact, not to be rude, because I can’t presume, but tell me Mr. Masterson, what’s your educational background?
June 6th, 2007 at 10:40 pm - IP Man-Hash: e36376410e1aa
Past the grade that teaches commas.
-Dick
June 7th, 2007 at 12:02 am - IP Man-Hash: 200833d0ba0b3
That didn’t answer my question.
June 7th, 2007 at 12:09 am - IP Man-Hash: 200833d0ba0b3
And yes, I stand corrected, not only is that a run on sentence but it is also phrased poorly. It should read ” Please don’t think that I am trying to be rude or presumptuous, Mr. Masterson, but I would like to know what your educational background is.”
Any more evasions for me?
June 7th, 2007 at 2:21 am - IP Man-Hash: 33b64bce6a7d6
It’s a compinsation mechanism. They don’t think about the act of sex, they think of exactly what they’re worth as the provider of pleasure. They never have escaped the God-gifted biological impediments they have - and they will always be there. It’s a joy of girlhood.
And consider that, evolution wise, if girls fucked everything that moved while the men were out at war, they would probably get their heads chopped off, skulls bashed in, etc. They wouldn’t have a bitchy conversation with their prize pig about how it was their fault for not satisfying ‘her needs as a woman.’ No, if a girl tried to pull that shit, it would go something like this…
‘Fuck you, I had to che-’
WHAM!
And having half of your teeth cracked tends to be poor for your health. So the female orgasm is just a ruse to make it clear the man is doing the right thing. It’s not pleasurable - in fact, quite the contrary. What else keeps schoolgirls from flying out of their short skirts and riding every man’s cock?
Of course, if they weren’t such slut-prudes about it, they wouldn’t have driven that Cho guy insane. For the safety of our students, we must phase out many of the privilages the superior femme race enjoys.